FabSwingers.com forum: The Flirt Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Care to be the custard to my cream

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I know it's cheesy but I think you are grate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will just watch from afar I need help with this

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC

Do you work in subway? Because your giving me a foot long

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Dear me, that's bad Miss Honey!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I should hijack this thread and involve feminism, bareback and fat people or something or other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should hijack this thread and involve feminism, bareback and fat people or something or other."

Russian roulette

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I know it's cheesy but I think you are grate "

Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Online flirting never ends well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should hijack this thread and involve feminism, bareback and fat people or something or other."

We've not had a fat thread for a while. I miss hearing people teaching me about obesity...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know it's cheesy but I think you are grate

Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you

You cannot drop that in 2016

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's flirting?

Best take note then lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I should hijack this thread and involve feminism, bareback and fat people or something or other.

We've not had a fat thread for a while. I miss hearing people teaching me about obesity... "

Or telling me that Europe doesn't have the same problems because they fat shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know it's cheesy but I think you are grate "

We should get a coffee, cause I like you a latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I am of to meet someone from the forums... would love to stay and flirt... but you know... busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're like my little toe. Small, cute and I'll probably bang you on the table.

You're welcome, everyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should hijack this thread and involve feminism, bareback and fat people or something or other.

We've not had a fat thread for a while. I miss hearing people teaching me about obesity...

Or telling me that Europe doesn't have the same problems because they fat shame."

Or that slim people don't date fatties... That was my favourite!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"I know it's cheesy but I think you are grate

Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you

You cannot drop that in 2016

I'm old school, as in out of date

Plus I can't even drive so I don't have a clue what a parking ticket looks like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I borrow your phone for a minute?

I just need to call my mom and tell her I just found my future wife.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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If you were a chicken you would be impeccable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're like my little toe. Small, cute and I'll probably bang you on the table.

You're welcome, everyone..."

Love that one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Feel this top I'm wearing?

Yeah, that's wife material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're like my little toe. Small, cute and I'll probably bang you on the table.

You're welcome, everyone..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Jewish? 'Cause you Israeli fit...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Did you just come out of the oven because baby you are hot

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Are you Jewish? 'Cause you Israeli fit..."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Something is wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nice ass, fancy a fuck?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sorry I am of to meet someone from the forums... would love to stay and flirt... but you know... busy

You are actually meeting someone from the forums? It isn't just for flirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice ass, fancy a fuck?"

Top marks for not fucking around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way."

Oh God that is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Jewish? 'Cause you Israeli fit..."

Astounding, bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv lost my teddy..... can i sleep with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm useless flirt so shall keep an eye on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm useless flirt so shall keep an eye on this thread

Great ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm useless flirt so shall keep an eye on this thread

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me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love reading these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a raygun, you'd be set to stunning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to call you Google because you've got everything I'm looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm useless flirt so shall keep an eye on this thread

Have I died and gone to heaven!

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice ass, fancy a fuck?

Top marks for not fucking around! "

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice ass, fancy a fuck?

Top marks for not fucking around!

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."

Damn sonnnnn! You're putting the effort in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."

That made me literally laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

A B C... oh sorry, do you want the D?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this Blind Date?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Christmas one.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice ass, fancy a fuck?

Top marks for not fucking around!

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."

DAAAYUUM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

If i said you had a beautiful body,

Would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should hijack this thread and involve feminism, bareback and fat people or something or other.

We've not had a fat thread for a while. I miss hearing people teaching me about obesity...

Or telling me that Europe doesn't have the same problems because they fat shame.

Or that slim people don't date fatties... That was my favourite! "

....they just fuck them.

Isn't that usually the rest of that line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm blinded by your beauty I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fuckers have brought your 'a' game -- I'm out of my depth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fuckers have brought your 'a' game -- I'm out of my depth

Google is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fuckers have brought your 'a' game -- I'm out of my depth

Google is your friend

So you're all dirty, no good, cheaters? Well bugger me, I'm devastated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should hijack this thread and involve feminism, bareback and fat people or something or other."

How about no to social meets, as 'we're here to fuck, not date'

Or debate over what is a 'tried and trusted swinger'

'people who like to fuck and go like to ruin the site for others'

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fuckers have brought your 'a' game -- I'm out of my depth

Google is your friend

So you're all dirty, no good, cheaters? Well bugger me, I'm devastated

No - Honey has them all memorised. The blokes are headed for Google

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?"

Sort em out Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fuckers have brought your 'a' game -- I'm out of my depth

Google is your friend

So you're all dirty, no good, cheaters? Well bugger me, I'm devastated

No - Honey has them all memorised. The blokes are headed for Google "

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

Sort em out Joe

People just don't know how to flirt these days.

Mmm. Btw. Naked butler outfit tonight, ok?

Cheers.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

is this where the orgasms get given out?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Welcome to flirt with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice ass, fancy a fuck?

Top marks for not fucking around!

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."

Seriously, does that actually work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm useless flirt so shall keep an eye on this thread

Are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Nice ass, fancy a fuck?

Top marks for not fucking around!

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Seriously, does that actually work?

I prefer:

"I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

Sort em out Joe

People just don't know how to flirt these days.

Mmm. Btw. Naked butler outfit tonight, ok?

Cheers.

I fucking knew it! Joe wants the butler, I'm fucking irresistible

Hey Joe! Do you want to play mommies and daddies? You kan be the daddy.

Now come over here and suck mommys prick!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

Sort em out Joe

People just don't know how to flirt these days.

Mmm. Btw. Naked butler outfit tonight, ok?

Cheers.

I fucking knew it! Joe wants the butler, I'm fucking irresistible

Hey Joe! Do you want to play mommies and daddies? You kan be the daddy.

Now come over here and suck mommys prick!

"
can i be the little girl in this scenario..pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is this where the orgasms get given out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

Sort em out Joe

People just don't know how to flirt these days.

Mmm. Btw. Naked butler outfit tonight, ok?

Cheers.

I fucking knew it! Joe wants the butler, I'm fucking irresistible

Hey Joe! Do you want to play mommies and daddies? You kan be the daddy.

Now come over here and suck mommys prick!

can i be the little girl in this scenario..pretty please

Are you going for the controversy angle there

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

Sort em out Joe

People just don't know how to flirt these days.

Mmm. Btw. Naked butler outfit tonight, ok?

Cheers.

I fucking knew it! Joe wants the butler, I'm fucking irresistible

Hey Joe! Do you want to play mommies and daddies? You kan be the daddy.

Now come over here and suck mommys prick!

can i be the little girl in this scenario..pretty please

Are you going for the controversy angle there

"
hey, whatever gets me the part...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

Sort em out Joe

People just don't know how to flirt these days.

Mmm. Btw. Naked butler outfit tonight, ok?

Cheers.

I fucking knew it! Joe wants the butler, I'm fucking irresistible

Hey Joe! Do you want to play mommies and daddies? You kan be the daddy.

Now come over here and suck mommys prick!

can i be the little girl in this scenario..pretty please

Are you going for the controversy angle there

hey, whatever gets me the part...

You know which Joe is involved in this...

No I reckon you are more than capable of dealing with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

Sort em out Joe

People just don't know how to flirt these days.

Mmm. Btw. Naked butler outfit tonight, ok?

Cheers.

I fucking knew it! Joe wants the butler, I'm fucking irresistible

Hey Joe! Do you want to play mommies and daddies? You kan be the daddy.

Now come over here and suck mommys prick!

can i be the little girl in this scenario..pretty please

Are you going for the controversy angle there

hey, whatever gets me the part...

Your in, but I think Joe has gone shy, so back to being a single mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm useless flirt so shall keep an eye on this thread

Great ass

I second that

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

Sort em out Joe

People just don't know how to flirt these days.

Mmm. Btw. Naked butler outfit tonight, ok?

Cheers.

I fucking knew it! Joe wants the butler, I'm fucking irresistible

Hey Joe! Do you want to play mommies and daddies? You kan be the daddy.

Now come over here and suck mommys prick!

can i be the little girl in this scenario..pretty please

Are you going for the controversy angle there

hey, whatever gets me the part...

Your in, but I think Joe has gone shy, so back to being a single mother

"
not a bad thing to be, saves the bullshit of non reliability

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

Sort em out Joe

People just don't know how to flirt these days.

Mmm. Btw. Naked butler outfit tonight, ok?

Cheers.

I fucking knew it! Joe wants the butler, I'm fucking irresistible

Hey Joe! Do you want to play mommies and daddies? You kan be the daddy.

Now come over here and suck mommys prick!

No.

No you. The other one.

Buzz off back to your cage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should hijack this thread and involve feminism, bareback and fat people or something or other."

Yeah go on then, ill creampie a fat feminist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have home insurance? Your gonna need it.......... I'm gonna kick your back doors in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

Sort em out Joe

People just don't know how to flirt these days.

Mmm. Btw. Naked butler outfit tonight, ok?

Cheers.

I fucking knew it! Joe wants the butler, I'm fucking irresistible

Hey Joe! Do you want to play mommies and daddies? You kan be the daddy.

Now come over here and suck mommys prick!

can i be the little girl in this scenario..pretty please

Are you going for the controversy angle there

hey, whatever gets me the part...

Your in, but I think Joe has gone shy, so back to being a single mother

not a bad thing to be, saves the bullshit of non reliability

You ain't just whistling dixy there sister

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Jesus H Christ, what happened in here?

Sort em out Joe

People just don't know how to flirt these days.

Mmm. Btw. Naked butler outfit tonight, ok?

Cheers.

I fucking knew it! Joe wants the butler, I'm fucking irresistible

Hey Joe! Do you want to play mommies and daddies? You kan be the daddy.

Now come over here and suck mommys prick!

No.

No you. The other one.

Buzz off back to your cage.

"
did someone say cage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should hijack this thread and involve feminism, bareback and fat people or something or other.

Yeah go on then, ill creampie a fat feminist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies: Sometimes I like to imagine your legs are made of butter! So I can spread them open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did someone say cage?

Someone is rampant today. I think I hear purring

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"did someone say cage?

Someone is rampant today. I think I hear purring "
i wish xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did someone say cage?

Someone is rampant today. I think I hear purring i wish xx

Must just be me growling then

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"did someone say cage?

Someone is rampant today. I think I hear purring i wish xx

Must just be me growling then

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yum..love a man making a growly sound

starting to purr

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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What the fuck happened here?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me. "

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

I want to ride you, spin you, shift your gears until I suck your tank dry.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me. "
im playing little girl in a cage, starting to make swing of the kingers growl..not bad for ten mins on a flirt thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

Wouldn't know good or bad, so there

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me. im playing little girl in a cage, starting to make swing of the kingers growl..not bad for ten mins on a flirt thread

Impressive work

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

"
yeah? but id actually do the things ive said...with whom i've said them too..to empower oneself, one doesn't need to put down others..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me. im playing little girl in a cage, starting to make swing of the kingers growl..not bad for ten mins on a flirt thread

You've worked out the buttons to press

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

yeah? but id actually do the things ive said...with whom i've said them too..to empower oneself, one doesn't need to put down others.."

A wasted attempt at wit

I wasn't putting you down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

yeah? but id actually do the things ive said...with whom i've said them too..to empower oneself, one doesn't need to put down others.."

A bi mmf with me and dd? Who would want that?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

Wouldn't know good or bad, so there

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

yeah? but id actually do the things ive said...with whom i've said them too..to empower oneself, one doesn't need to put down others..

A bi mmf with me and dd? Who would want that?"
me. thats quite the fantasy right there..ill get off on that thought for weeks

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"You're like my little toe. Small, cute and I'll probably bang you on the table.

You're welcome, everyone..."

it tickled me

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

yeah? but id actually do the things ive said...with whom i've said them too..to empower oneself, one doesn't need to put down others..

A wasted attempt at wit

I wasn't putting you down. "
whatever you say

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

yeah? but id actually do the things ive said...with whom i've said them too..to empower oneself, one doesn't need to put down others..

A wasted attempt at wit

I wasn't putting you down. whatever you say

Note the

on the first comment. It was meant as a joke...anyway as you were, I was rather enjoying reading about said cage.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

yeah? but id actually do the things ive said...with whom i've said them too..to empower oneself, one doesn't need to put down others..

A wasted attempt at wit

I wasn't putting you down. whatever you say

Note the

on the first comment. It was meant as a joke...anyway as you were, I was rather enjoying reading about said cage."
putting people down isn't funny..

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

yeah? but id actually do the things ive said...with whom i've said them too..to empower oneself, one doesn't need to put down others..

A wasted attempt at wit

I wasn't putting you down. whatever you say

Note the

on the first comment. It was meant as a joke...anyway as you were, I was rather enjoying reading about said cage.putting people down isn't funny.."
im leaving now, you can get on with it..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

yeah? but id actually do the things ive said...with whom i've said them too..to empower oneself, one doesn't need to put down others..

A wasted attempt at wit

I wasn't putting you down. whatever you say

Note the

on the first comment. It was meant as a joke...anyway as you were, I was rather enjoying reading about said cage.putting people down isn't funny.."

So the above cheesy lines aren't funny?!

Oddly I thought that was the whole point of the thread.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

yeah? but id actually do the things ive said...with whom i've said them too..to empower oneself, one doesn't need to put down others..

A wasted attempt at wit

I wasn't putting you down. whatever you say

Note the

on the first comment. It was meant as a joke...anyway as you were, I was rather enjoying reading about said cage.putting people down isn't funny..im leaving now, you can get on with it.."

No no, carry on. I have actual things to be doing

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"Online flirting never ends well

You were right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a tad confused, are here to fight or fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a tad confused, are here to fight or fuck?"

Both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK naked oiled jelly wrestling again then

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I am a tad confused, are here to fight or fuck?

Both? "

Angry fuck?

God forbid we should chuckle at cheesy chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a tad confused, are here to fight or fuck?"

Both. Can't beat angry sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pound coin in my pocket, should I use it in the juke box, or will I need it for the condom machine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

We're meant to be flirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fuckers have brought your 'a' game -- I'm out of my depth

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fuckers have brought your 'a' game -- I'm out of my depth

Haha!"

And yours really made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck happened here?!

You tell me.

Looks like a poor attempt at flirting.

yeah? but id actually do the things ive said...with whom i've said them too..to empower oneself, one doesn't need to put down others..

A wasted attempt at wit

I wasn't putting you down. whatever you say

Note the

on the first comment. It was meant as a joke...anyway as you were, I was rather enjoying reading about said cage.putting people down isn't funny.."

I don't think anyone's putting anyone down, Suzy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to see the doctor because your lacking in vitamin..M..E. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you an orphanage?

Because I want to give you kids...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 8 planets in the solar system , by the end of the night there will only be 7 left.......... because i will destroy Uranus

Cheese blur

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are 8 planets in the solar system , by the end of the night there will only be 7 left.......... because i will destroy Uranus

Cheese blur

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Are you an orphanage?

Because I want to give you kids... "

Good God

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Right it's getting a bit tense in here.

Everyone form an orderly queue outside my office for a severe dressing down!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Right it's getting a bit tense in here.

Everyone form an orderly queue outside my office for a severe dressing down!"

Erm...it's my office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right it's getting a bit tense in here.

Everyone form an orderly queue outside my office for a severe dressing down!

Erm...it's my office

I'll join the que outside your orifice

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Right it's getting a bit tense in here.

Everyone form an orderly queue outside my office for a severe dressing down!

Erm...it's my office

I'll join the que outside your orifice

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Flirting thread? Oh no wrong place for me I 'never' do that

As you were x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flirting thread? Oh no wrong place for me I 'never' do that

As you were x"

You don't flirt, you tease and deny

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Flirting thread? Oh no wrong place for me I 'never' do that

As you were x

You don't flirt, you tease and deny

No, she doesn't

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Right it's getting a bit tense in here.

Everyone form an orderly queue outside my office for a severe dressing down!

Erm...it's my office

I'll wrestle you for it

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Flirting thread? Oh no wrong place for me I 'never' do that

As you were x"

Ah but you certainly do tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flirting thread? Oh no wrong place for me I 'never' do that

As you were x

Ah but you certainly do tease

Echo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do folk flirt on here?!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet. "

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

Shocking behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

No, it's actually an offence against site laws to look at, talk to or otherwise interact with those you are fucking...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

Shocking behaviour

You don't complain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

Shocking behaviour

You don't complain

Tartlets

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

No, it's actually an offence against site laws to look at, talk to or otherwise interact with those you are fucking...

So doggy style in silence? I'm going to need a ballgag

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

Shocking behaviour

You don't complain

Tartlets

What flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

Shocking behaviour

You don't complain

Tartlets

What flavour? "

Honey of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

Shocking behaviour

You don't complain

Tartlets

What flavour?

Honey of course. "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

How did I miss a flirting thread???

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

Shocking behaviour

You don't complain

Tartlets

What flavour?

Honey of course. "

Tasty

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"How did I miss a flirting thread???

Where you been?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

Shocking behaviour

You don't complain

Tartlets

What flavour?

Honey of course.

Tasty

I'm a fan of Raspberry myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did I miss a flirting thread???

too busy flirting I suspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

No, it's actually an offence against site laws to look at, talk to or otherwise interact with those you are fucking...

So doggy style in silence? I'm going to need a ballgag"

It's not like you to be unable to speak Miss H

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

Shocking behaviour

You don't complain

Tartlets

What flavour?

Honey of course.

Tasty

I'm a fan of Raspberry myself.

I know

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

No, it's actually an offence against site laws to look at, talk to or otherwise interact with those you are fucking...

So doggy style in silence? I'm going to need a ballgag

It's not like you to be unable to speak Miss H

It happens on occasion

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

Shocking behaviour

You don't complain

Tartlets

What flavour?

Honey of course.

He grins like this when he eats honey tartlet too.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Haha some funny ones

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Someone called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do folk flirt on here?!

Rumour has it there are those who flirt and those who fuck. The two must never meet.

Really? So no flirty fuckers then?

Well I break the rules and do both.

Shocking behaviour

You don't complain

Tartlets

What flavour?

Honey of course.

He grins like this when he eats honey tartlet too.

Oh the grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone called

Well it's about time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Mrs spainish brunette....is your body from mac Donald's ....because I'm lovin it

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over a year ago

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Someone called

Well it's about time!

I'm in Spain. Just back from having some tapes and cervezas

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Someone called

Where have you been?!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mrs spainish brunette....is your body from mac Donald's ....because I'm lovin it

Nice one

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Someone called

Where have you been?! "

I'm in Spain. No much wi-fi in the countryside

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Hey are you Gollum?

Wanna look at my precious ring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone called

Well it's about time!

I'm in Spain. Just back from having some tapes and cervezas

Ooooh lovely! Have a couple for me encantadora dama MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone called

You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.

Giggety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the ultimate flirt I get the last say

. Bow down noobs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not it has not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ermmm...should I just flirt with myself then

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