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If I were Prime Minister I would...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...ban Men from owning razors or clippers. They would all have to grow beards and full, natural, manly body hair for me to enjoy.

What would you do as prime minister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id stop you banning razors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then id ban religion of any sort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't wear leather trousers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rob you all blind, whilst trying to convince you that we're all in in together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rob you all blind, whilst trying to convince you that we're all in in together. "

Now why does this sound familiar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol yes true

But lets not do politics. More fun stuff

For example id have "Designated Dogging Areas" in every Borough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...ban Men from owning razors or clippers. They would all have to grow beards and full, natural, manly body hair for me to enjoy.

What would you do as prime minister? "

Ban all Pusey and underarm hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the purge legal every Sunday from 7am to 11.59pm once a week let your frustrations out

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I would promise an extra 2 bank holidays every time you elected me.

I would be in power forever

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"I would promise an extra 2 bank holidays every time you elected me.

I would be in power forever "
just two.one a week would be better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would promise an extra 2 bank holidays every time you elected me.

I would be in power forever "

Id vote for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then id ban religion of any sort"

Controversial but I understand the appeal.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I would promise an extra 2 bank holidays every time you elected me.

I would be in power forever just two.one a week would be better "

But it's accumulative, so first term you get 2, second term you get 4, third you get 6...

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"I would promise an extra 2 bank holidays every time you elected me.

I would be in power forever just two.one a week would be better

But it's accumulative, so first term you get 2, second term you get 4, third you get 6..."
yes but one a week means you get 52 a year. Your way would take some time I'd be dead before I got 52 your way.I know I'm greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would promise an extra 2 bank holidays every time you elected me.

I would be in power forever just two.one a week would be better

But it's accumulative, so first term you get 2, second term you get 4, third you get 6..."
but surely once we had 365 bank holidays a year there would be no use for you anymore so I'd vote for the next person who would give you a million quid every time you did a good deed

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

I would just hang every crooked MP and give all their ill gotten gains to the needy/poor

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Resign immediately. It's such a difficult job with so many things to take into account I just wouldn't want the responsibility.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"I would promise an extra 2 bank holidays every time you elected me.

I would be in power forever just two.one a week would be better

But it's accumulative, so first term you get 2, second term you get 4, third you get 6...but surely once we had 365 bank holidays a year there would be no use for you anymore so I'd vote for the next person who would give you a million quid every time you did a good deed "
bearing in mind a term can last 4 or 5 years we would all be gone by the time we got to 365 bank holidays and you'd no longer be prime minister ( the next one might abolish the whole concept)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then id ban religion of any sort"

But that kind of doctrine often turns in to a kind-of religion in itself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody at Southern rail would definitely be getting a kick in the bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id remove the nanny state, and allow tobacco advertising and bring down the price of cigarettes and remove a minimum price per unit on alcohol.

Its called my natural selection plan, I'm stupid enough to smoke, and if I don't stop its going to kill me, yet I still light up, the only plus is that I wont be a drain on the system in old age, because I'm nit going to live long enough.

Your welcome future tax payers

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd ban threads like this

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'd ban threads like this"

Being PM is about more than banning things, or enacting laws saying X must be done!

It's about presiding over our gradual decline as an economy, power and nation.

Do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd ban threads like this

Being PM is about more than banning things, or enacting laws saying X must be done!

It's about presiding over our gradual decline as an economy, power and nation.

Do that.

"

Mr Joyful I see. And right before Christmas!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'd ban threads like this

Being PM is about more than banning things, or enacting laws saying X must be done!

It's about presiding over our gradual decline as an economy, power and nation.

Do that.

Mr Joyful I see. And right before Christmas! "

Just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You need to give a funny or sexy law to make up for it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You need to give a funny or sexy law to make up for it "

Sure, this place would be a paradise tomorrow if we all just had a big ol' orgy.

Maybe you could run for election in 2020 if the lights still come on in the one remaining hospital

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The lights work fine in hospitals

I should know

I've been fucked in three of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban the Guardian, the BBC and the Labour Party.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

make all the lazy fucks do community work to get their benefits and stop immigration till all British nationals are working in proper jobs

decriminalize drugs.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"...ban Men from owning razors or clippers. They would all have to grow beards and full, natural, manly body hair for me to enjoy.

What would you do as prime minister? "
dissolve the system entirely and rebuild common law policy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Ban the Guardian, the BBC and the Labour Party."

I'd ban you first

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"make all the lazy fucks do community work to get their benefits and stop immigration till all British nationals are working in proper jobs

decriminalize drugs.

"

[VETO]

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"...ban Men from owning razors or clippers. They would all have to grow beards and full, natural, manly body hair for me to enjoy.

What would you do as prime minister? dissolve the system entirely and rebuild common law policy"

Tell me more...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then id ban religion of any sort

But that kind of doctrine often turns in to a kind-of religion in itself... "

They would religiously defend their non religious doctrine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Away from politics please. Back to fab fun!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"...ban Men from owning razors or clippers. They would all have to grow beards and full, natural, manly body hair for me to enjoy.

What would you do as prime minister? dissolve the system entirely and rebuild common law policy

Tell me more...?"
take a trilogy.

i haven't typed the A5 flyer manifesto yet

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Away from politics please. Back to fab fun!"
fab is politically driven, havent you noticed.

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