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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I confess I know absolutely nothing about women!! Just when I think i'm getting somewhere then bam! something happens and I realise yet again that I have no idea,

Anyone else understand women or even think they have come close??

Yours sincerely a confused fabber xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yes.....and no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have more chance of baptising a cat, listen and appreciate!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you. "

We're not quite the same though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I confess I know absolutely nothing about women!! Just when I think i'm getting somewhere then bam! something happens and I realise yet again that I have no idea,

Anyone else understand women or even think they have come close??

Yours sincerely a confused fabber xx"

I think you're earlier thread confirmed this...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

We're not quite the same though "

Well no, the exterior is slightly different, but the innards are the same.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You have more chance of baptising a cat, listen and appreciate!"

I am now in tears that has made my year best answer ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, what happened.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Ok, what happened."

Search for a no knickers thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

Men are easy tho - beer, food and sex and there you go, keeping a bloke happy in three words! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

Men are easy tho - beer, food and sex and there you go, keeping a bloke happy in three words! Xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

We're not quite the same though

Well no, the exterior is slightly different, but the innards are the same."

I genuinely think we are different animals, which is why we struggle with each other

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

Men are easy tho - beer, food and sex and there you go, keeping a bloke happy in three words! Xx"

Anyone would tell you that beer, food, and sex is exactly what keeps me happy.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

We're not quite the same though

Well no, the exterior is slightly different, but the innards are the same.

I genuinely think we are different animals, which is why we struggle with each other "

I don't. I think people think we should, but if we listen to each other and stop reading Cosmopolitan and Zoo, things rub along fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

Men are easy tho - beer, food and sex and there you go, keeping a bloke happy in three words! Xx"

you just need to find that three word combo that applies to women and you've cracked it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Beer, Food and Sex sounds good to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

Men are easy tho - beer, food and sex and there you go, keeping a bloke happy in three words! Xx"

you just need to find that three word combo that applies to women and you've cracked it

Only three words??? Please give us a hint, blokes have been searching for these Avery long time

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

Wine, chocolate, and sex. Oh and shoes. Simple.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Beer, Food and Sex sounds good to me. "

My perfect evening.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

Men are easy tho - beer, food and sex and there you go, keeping a bloke happy in three words! Xx

you just need to find that three word combo that applies to women and you've cracked it "

We're always right...... There you go , 3 simple words for guys to remember xxxxx Suzi

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

We're not quite the same though

Well no, the exterior is slightly different, but the innards are the same.

I genuinely think we are different animals, which is why we struggle with each other

I don't. I think people think we should, but if we listen to each other and stop reading Cosmopolitan and Zoo, things rub along fine."

I don't even know what Zoo is

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's "fancy a hug" for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get women either and I am one ...

But I've always be "weird "

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Beer, Food and Sex sounds good to me.

My perfect evening."

Substitute the beer for wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple really - men are fragile, women are strong....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Beer, Food and Sex sounds good to me.

My perfect evening.

Substitute the beer for wine "

That too. I'm a woman of simple pleasures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

((Lights pipe, draws long.....)) sit down m'lad, this may take a while......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((Lights pipe, draws long.....)) sit down m'lad, this may take a while......"

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

While your lady has loads going on in her head ; you with be thinking sex or food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

((Taps pipe on boot)) right laddie.. the first thing you must understand about women folk is this; they are people....

((Glances long into the fire and begins to refill pipe))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((Taps pipe on boot)) right laddie.. the first thing you must understand about women folk is this; they are people....

((Glances long into the fire and begins to refill pipe))"

*sits at your feet gazing up in open mouthed admiration*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I confess I know absolutely nothing about women!! Just when I think i'm getting somewhere then bam! something happens and I realise yet again that I have no idea,

Anyone else understand women or even think they have come close??

Yours sincerely a confused fabber xx"

One of my favourite books talks about sexuality- specifically women's sexuality- and it states that women and men have the same parts... they're just organised differently. I like to think it's the same for behaviour, mindset and attitudes. What's important to a man may not be for a woman, and vice versa.

Personally, I don't think understanding is the key; being accepting is the key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

((Puts match to bowl of freshly filled pipe and sucks long))... now m'lad, people comes in all sorts of flavours and women, they is no exception.

Some be as fay as a doe at dawn, a'peering through the mists from the copse yonder. Whilst others be as strong as an autumn storm.... 'owever, it is not by the lookin that you will know this, ya ken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((Puts match to bowl of freshly filled pipe and sucks long))... now m'lad, people comes in all sorts of flavours and women, they is no exception.

Some be as fay as a doe at dawn, a'peering through the mists from the copse yonder. Whilst others be as strong as an autumn storm.... 'owever, it is not by the lookin that you will know this, ya ken? "

Tummy hurts with the chuckling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

((Sups last of his ale and looks hopefully at the empty vessel))... now young stripling, you must learn how to tempt the doe or soothe the storm, and the ways of that lay in the talking, for like an orange from forn'lands, until the fruit is exposed we know not whether it be tart or sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((Sups last of his ale and looks hopefully at the empty vessel))... now young stripling, you must learn how to tempt the doe or soothe the storm, and the ways of that lay in the talking, for like an orange from forn'lands, until the fruit is exposed we know not whether it be tart or sweet "

You going to leave us hanging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((Sups last of his ale and looks hopefully at the empty vessel))... now young stripling, you must learn how to tempt the doe or soothe the storm, and the ways of that lay in the talking, for like an orange from forn'lands, until the fruit is exposed we know not whether it be tart or sweet

You going to leave us hanging? "

You filling my empty glass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((Sups last of his ale and looks hopefully at the empty vessel))... now young stripling, you must learn how to tempt the doe or soothe the storm, and the ways of that lay in the talking, for like an orange from forn'lands, until the fruit is exposed we know not whether it be tart or sweet

You going to leave us hanging?

You filling my empty glass? "

Divn't push it like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((Sups last of his ale and looks hopefully at the empty vessel))... now young stripling, you must learn how to tempt the doe or soothe the storm, and the ways of that lay in the talking, for like an orange from forn'lands, until the fruit is exposed we know not whether it be tart or sweet

You going to leave us hanging?

You filling my empty glass?

Divn't push it like "

Ah gwan, fill him up Mr Retrosexual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((Sups last of his ale and looks hopefully at the empty vessel))... now young stripling, you must learn how to tempt the doe or soothe the storm, and the ways of that lay in the talking, for like an orange from forn'lands, until the fruit is exposed we know not whether it be tart or sweet

You going to leave us hanging?

You filling my empty glass?

Divn't push it like

Ah gwan, fill him up Mr Retrosexual! "

Seeing as you asked so nicely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((Sups last of his ale and looks hopefully at the empty vessel))... now young stripling, you must learn how to tempt the doe or soothe the storm, and the ways of that lay in the talking, for like an orange from forn'lands, until the fruit is exposed we know not whether it be tart or sweet

You going to leave us hanging?

You filling my empty glass?

Divn't push it like

Ah gwan, fill him up Mr Retrosexual!

Seeing as you asked so nicely... "

Does he want more ale too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((Sups last of his ale and looks hopefully at the empty vessel))... now young stripling, you must learn how to tempt the doe or soothe the storm, and the ways of that lay in the talking, for like an orange from forn'lands, until the fruit is exposed we know not whether it be tart or sweet

You going to leave us hanging?

You filling my empty glass?

Divn't push it like

Ah gwan, fill him up Mr Retrosexual!

Seeing as you asked so nicely...

Does he want more ale too? "

*sighs* OK I'll get it but he can bloody well pour it himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

((looks at the shandy fizzy away in the glass and shrugs)), well m'lads (noticing that more than one fool is eager for wisdom), lets get to the talking..... ya see the ladies they have an imagination far greater than youse or I, so they not been wanting to know what it is youse says you can do, oh no, for any scenario you can contrive in your mind is but a facet of their diamond like abilities, where you may catch the sunlight for but a moment, they will hold it for an eternity... and in this you must concede.... flattery may raise a smile, but genuine admiration will win a heart...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"((looks at the shandy fizzy away in the glass and shrugs)), well m'lads (noticing that more than one fool is eager for wisdom), lets get to the talking..... ya see the ladies they have an imagination far greater than youse or I, so they not been wanting to know what it is youse says you can do, oh no, for any scenario you can contrive in your mind is but a facet of their diamond like abilities, where you may catch the sunlight for but a moment, they will hold it for an eternity... and in this you must concede.... flattery may raise a smile, but genuine admiration will win a heart..."

It reads so different when I can hear your voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((looks at the shandy fizzy away in the glass and shrugs)), well m'lads (noticing that more than one fool is eager for wisdom), lets get to the talking..... ya see the ladies they have an imagination far greater than youse or I, so they not been wanting to know what it is youse says you can do, oh no, for any scenario you can contrive in your mind is but a facet of their diamond like abilities, where you may catch the sunlight for but a moment, they will hold it for an eternity... and in this you must concede.... flattery may raise a smile, but genuine admiration will win a heart...

It reads so different when I can hear your voice.

"

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I confess I know absolutely nothing about women!! Just when I think i'm getting somewhere then bam! something happens and I realise yet again that I have no idea,

Anyone else understand women or even think they have come close??

Yours sincerely a confused fabber xx"

Treat us all as individuals are you won't go wrong. Give us some respect as human-beings ard you are already ahead of most

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

How is it possible to understand a whole gender? Once you realise that each woman is an individual and let go of stereotypes you'll be fine. You wouldn't believe I understood men if I had a thorough understanding of Jack the Ripper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The key to understanding women is learning to understand that you do not understand. Only then can you begin to understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((looks at the shandy fizzy away in the glass and shrugs)), well m'lads (noticing that more than one fool is eager for wisdom), lets get to the talking..... ya see the ladies they have an imagination far greater than youse or I, so they not been wanting to know what it is youse says you can do, oh no, for any scenario you can contrive in your mind is but a facet of their diamond like abilities, where you may catch the sunlight for but a moment, they will hold it for an eternity... and in this you must concede.... flattery may raise a smile, but genuine admiration will win a heart...

It reads so different when I can hear your voice.

"

You guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How is it possible to understand a whole gender? Once you realise that each woman is an individual and let go of stereotypes you'll be fine. You wouldn't believe I understood men if I had a thorough understanding of Jack the Ripper."

A thorough understanding of Jack the Ripper is a good start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How is it possible to understand a whole gender? Once you realise that each woman is an individual and let go of stereotypes you'll be fine. You wouldn't believe I understood men if I had a thorough understanding of Jack the Ripper.

A thorough understanding of Jack the Ripper is a good start. "

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"we know not whether it be tart or sweet "

I do like a sweet tart

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"((looks at the shandy fizzy away in the glass and shrugs)), well m'lads (noticing that more than one fool is eager for wisdom), lets get to the talking..... ya see the ladies they have an imagination far greater than youse or I, so they not been wanting to know what it is youse says you can do, oh no, for any scenario you can contrive in your mind is but a facet of their diamond like abilities, where you may catch the sunlight for but a moment, they will hold it for an eternity... and in this you must concede.... flattery may raise a smile, but genuine admiration will win a heart...

It reads so different when I can hear your voice.

"

It's so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

((raises eyebrow and sighs..... drains the fizzing piss and continues)), now ladlings, no diamond in this green earth has ever been raised to the sky that looks the same, oh they may seem similar, this i'll grant, but the truth is that each one needs to be worked a different way, each one has imperfections, each one a nuance that needs polishing to bring fourth its shine.... no craftsman works all stones the same, and each woman's heart is a stone young gents, understand this..... but when a stone is fired, its heat will last long......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((raises eyebrow and sighs..... drains the fizzing piss and continues)), now ladlings, no diamond in this green earth has ever been raised to the sky that looks the same, oh they may seem similar, this i'll grant, but the truth is that each one needs to be worked a different way, each one has imperfections, each one a nuance that needs polishing to bring fourth its shine.... no craftsman works all stones the same, and each woman's heart is a stone young gents, understand this..... but when a stone is fired, its heat will last long......"

So, are you any clearer now OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I confess I know absolutely nothing about women!! Just when I think i'm getting somewhere then bam! something happens and I realise yet again that I have no idea,

Anyone else understand women or even think they have come close??

Yours sincerely a confused fabber xx"

That's a trick question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"((raises eyebrow and sighs..... drains the fizzing piss and continues)), now ladlings, no diamond in this green earth has ever been raised to the sky that looks the same, oh they may seem similar, this i'll grant, but the truth is that each one needs to be worked a different way, each one has imperfections, each one a nuance that needs polishing to bring fourth its shine.... no craftsman works all stones the same, and each woman's heart is a stone young gents, understand this..... but when a stone is fired, its heat will last long......

So, are you any clearer now OP? "

I would love to hear his feedback.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nope that's it i'm turning gay, always wanted someone to play PlayStation with anyway,,,

Beer anyone

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Women are nuts. Seriously. All the women I've dated are nuts. All the women I know are nuts. I'm nuts.

Nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope that's it i'm turning gay, always wanted someone to play PlayStation with anyway,,,

Beer anyone "

Pauly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are nuts. Seriously. All the women I've dated are nuts. All the women I know are nuts. I'm nuts.

Nuts. "

((drops pipe from mouth, tips over table spilling beer and lands in the fire, before being incinerated he looks up and shouts))

"I knew it, I bloody knew it!!!"

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Women are nuts. Seriously. All the women I've dated are nuts. All the women I know are nuts. I'm nuts.

Nuts.

((drops pipe from mouth, tips over table spilling beer and lands in the fire, before being incinerated he looks up and shouts))

"I knew it, I bloody knew it!!!""

Nuts.

It's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are nuts. Seriously. All the women I've dated are nuts. All the women I know are nuts. I'm nuts.

Nuts.

((drops pipe from mouth, tips over table spilling beer and lands in the fire, before being incinerated he looks up and shouts))

"I knew it, I bloody knew it!!!""

*warms himself by the now roaring fire, smiling inanely*

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor

More chance of a rocking horse winning the grand national then understanding women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say you never know anyone unless you have walked a mile in their shoes.

I think I can truthfully say from walking a good few miles in so called female shoes. Plus having the hair make up done. Shaving legs etc.wearing the clothes underwear as well I can safely say.

I don't have a clue on what women think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say you never know anyone unless you have walked a mile in their shoes.

I think I can truthfully say from walking a good few miles in so called female shoes. Plus having the hair make up done. Shaving legs etc.wearing the clothes underwear as well I can safely say.

I don't have a clue on what women think "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

Men are easy tho - beer, food and sex and there you go, keeping a bloke happy in three words! Xx"

Not real men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the OP.

You will never know what we are thinking. We make sure of that

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor


"They say you never know anyone unless you have walked a mile in their shoes.

I think I can truthfully say from walking a good few miles in so called female shoes. Plus having the hair make up done. Shaving legs etc.wearing the clothes underwear as well I can safely say.

I don't have a clue on what women think "

Probably because your bloke

Do you think a woman dressed as man with stubble, hairy legs etc understood being male?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Evrry one of us people is unique - we will always surprise others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a woman and I don't understand women... men have no hope!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found when chatting lingerie Style and colour okay to ask.

Don't mention gusset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a woman and I don't understand women... men have no hope!! "

I just don't understand humans in general.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"What's to understand? We're human beings, just like you.

Men are easy tho - beer, food and sex and there you go, keeping a bloke happy in three words! Xx

you just need to find that three word combo that applies to women and you've cracked it "

what I use is love -trust and affection

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