Bloody Mary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok this is all in jest, so if you're offended then Meh.

So you're Joseph, Mary's come back and told you she's 8 months (or so) pregnant. She insisted she was a virgin when you met. Then comes out with this story about this bearded bloke knocking her up and she needs to get to the nearest town and meet 3 wise men and a few shepherds. Would you accept her story or would you apply to go on the middle eastern version of jeremy kyle to get answers?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

I'd be having a chat with Fabulous and Bearded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be having a chat with Fabulous and Bearded

Haha. Even the website doesn't allow for that kinda age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done nothing this time !! I swear !!!

Like shaggy, it wasn't me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Better check cctv.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

now this has had me puzzled she goes into labour theres no midwife wonder what would have happened if there had been complications during the birth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Selfish. Plus with it being christmas. They must have known the hotels would be busy

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