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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm tired bored and could with a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't look like it, lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Most of mine are doggin related.

I fell down a pot hole.

The guy i was with sat on the horn.

Some guy opened the car door and came all down his leg and started stuttering. Apparently he had always fantasized about a big woman.

Not all the same night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most of mine are doggin related.

I fell down a pot hole.

The guy i was with sat on the horn.

Some guy opened the car door and came all down his leg and started stuttering. Apparently he had always fantasized about a big woman.

Not all the same night"

Fuck dude that made me laugh I expected one or 2 but not all at the same time lol

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/57928 go to this one and there is a fantastic story on this thread, had me in stitches xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most of mine are doggin related.

I fell down a pot hole.

The guy i was with sat on the horn.

Some guy opened the car door and came all down his leg and started stuttering. Apparently he had always fantasized about a big woman.

Not all the same night

Fuck dude that made me laugh I expected one or 2 but not all at the same time lol"

Did I just write the wore dude, i'm nearly 40 god never said that am I going insane coz your quite clearly a chick. Sorry I just get juvenile sometimes

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"[Removed by poster at 30/05/11 00:04:30]"

A few years ago, through another site, I'd organised a meet, and I arranged to pick up the lady at her place and take her back to mine.

Got to the Front Door, rang the bell, and in seconds, this female "hulk" filled the doorway, with the only light coming from the hall light being that in the corners of the frame above both shoulders!

Seeing this person did not match the description that my lady had made of herself in our discussions, I assumed this was maybe her mother, whom I knew lived in the same house. So I nicely asked if (stated name) was ready?

The reply from the female on the doorstep was, "That's Me!" I knew it could only go downhill from here... and it did!

She was so large, she couldn't fit in the front seat of the car; she'd to sit in the back, but that was a struggle getting her in, then out again! She couldn't access the stairs to my flat, so we ended up having a chat in a local cafe, where she talked incessantly about her job and how boring it was; I couldn't get a word in edgeways.

I then had to "crowbar" her back into my car and out again at her home, where she then said, she'd loved her evening; could she meet me again?

I didn't see her again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

God sounds like ya picked up my ex. Actually thats not fair your date sounds cute in comparison

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"God sounds like ya picked up my ex. Actually thats not fair your date sounds cute in comparison "

If your ex was in London, then maybe so?

Sounded Cute?

Nope! I don't think so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will check it out when I can get on the pc

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