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"Customers fantasy. For plumber to turn up on time and not charge a fortune "Come on, let's try and keep it believable  | |||
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"Customers fantasy. For plumber to turn up on time and not charge a fortune "ooo that was quick off the mark | |||
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"To be flashed and teased by a customer" It's 5 to midnight. I bet you're charging fucking overtime for this..... | |||
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"Plumbers fantasy , happy go lucky appreciative customers who realises how much training, knowledge and skill goes into the job! Its not stacking shelves you know!" You asked to be teased, what more do you want? | |||
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"So if there were an apocalypse happen and you had a vet and a plumber with you, who do you think would be better equipped to rig up a life saving supply of water ???? Need i say more? You cant survive on drinking dog piss!" True, that scenario had missed me. Most crucial profession to have at hand after the apocalypse  | |||
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"Plumbers fantasy , happy go lucky appreciative customers who realises how much training, knowledge and skill goes into the job! Its not stacking shelves you know! You asked to be teased, what more do you want? " Is he in your house right now? Can you ask him if he can flush my radiators. *that is not a euphanism. | |||
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"So if there were an apocalypse happen and you had a vet and a plumber with you, who do you think would be better equipped to rig up a life saving supply of water ???? Need i say more? You cant survive on drinking dog piss!" Why would anyone want to survive an apocalypse ? | |||
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"So if there were an apocalypse happen and you had a vet and a plumber with you, who do you think would be better equipped to rig up a life saving supply of water ???? Need i say more? You cant survive on drinking dog piss!" If you can build a water filtration plant that doesn't require electricity, then you're needed in the third world... | |||
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"Customers fantasy. For plumber to turn up on time and not charge a fortune "Ours has not turned up six times now, we are seeing if we can get it to ten  | |||
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"Did you agree with that Marc courteny lol" No, I'm just enjoying the thread. People are funny tonight | |||
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"Plumbers fantasy , happy go lucky appreciative customers who realises how much training, knowledge and skill goes into the job! Its not stacking shelves you know! You asked to be teased, what more do you want? Is he in your house right now? Can you ask him if he can flush my radiators. *that is not a euphanism. " No, he's in the pub I think.... You need to go on a plumbing course, it's toilets that flush , dumbo... | |||
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"So if there were an apocalypse happen and you had a vet and a plumber with you, who do you think would be better equipped to rig up a life saving supply of water ???? Need i say more? You cant survive on drinking dog piss! Why would anyone want to survive an apocalypse ?" Im here googling whether or not you can survive by drinking dog piss... | |||
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"Whats he come 6 times for? Your house sounds like a bag of old spanners, he may aswell ripped it all out and started again!" He's NOT come 6 times! Doesn't matter if he doesn't come 100 times, it doesn't get fixed lol | |||
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"Im here googling whether or not you can survive by drinking dog piss..." I already know I wouldn't want to, if that helps... | |||
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"Whats he come 6 times for? Your house sounds like a bag of old spanners, he may aswell ripped it all out and started again! He's NOT come 6 times! Doesn't matter if he doesn't come 100 times, it doesn't get fixed lol" If plumbers could read, they'd reply to texts asking what time they were going to arrive... | |||
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"Customers fantasy. For plumber to turn up on time and not charge a fortune
Ours has not turned up six times now, we are seeing if we can get it to ten "Just do it yourself, any body can do it, it's just clipping speedfit together, bit like Lego really | |||
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"Whats he come 6 times for? Your house sounds like a bag of old spanners, he may aswell ripped it all out and started again!" You read it wrong, he has NOT come yet, but said he was coming 6 times. | |||
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"Whats he come 6 times for? Your house sounds like a bag of old spanners, he may aswell ripped it all out and started again!" I'll help you out here. "Ours has not turned up six times now" The key word is the 3rd one. | |||
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"Customers fantasy. For plumber to turn up on time and not charge a fortune
Ours has not turned up six times now, we are seeing if we can get it to ten
Just do it yourself, any body can do it, it's just clipping speedfit together, bit like Lego really "Seriously, that's a good point. Plumbing is much easier than electricianing. | |||
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"Im here googling whether or not you can survive by drinking dog piss... I already know I wouldn't want to, if that helps..." But just in case there was no plumber after the apocalypse it wouldnt hurt to know and I might not have chance to google it then... | |||
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"Whats he come 6 times for? Your house sounds like a bag of old spanners, he may aswell ripped it all out and started again! He's NOT come 6 times! Doesn't matter if he doesn't come 100 times, it doesn't get fixed lol If plumbers could read, they'd reply to texts asking what time they were going to arrive... " | |||
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"Whats he come 6 times for? Your house sounds like a bag of old spanners, he may aswell ripped it all out and started again! I'll help you out here. "Ours has not turned up six times now" The key word is the 3rd one. "Fuck. Slow typer alert..... | |||
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"Haha you must be able to because the water boards stuff is crap these days , thats just piss water! Your glass of water is supposedly been around 9 different bodies before you drink it" I suppose that would suit the people who are into watersports, so always a positive for them | |||
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"Im here googling whether or not you can survive by drinking dog piss... I already know I wouldn't want to, if that helps... But just in case there was no plumber after the apocalypse it wouldnt hurt to know and I might not have chance to google it then..." It's ok, you could get a bus, they have free WIFI now | |||
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"But just in case there was no plumber after the apocalypse it wouldnt hurt to know and I might not have chance to google it then..." Just so we're all clear, is this a regular apocalypse or one of these oh-so-fashionable zombie ones? | |||
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"Whats he come 6 times for? Your house sounds like a bag of old spanners, he may aswell ripped it all out and started again! I'll help you out here. "Ours has not turned up six times now" The key word is the 3rd one.
Fuck. Slow thinker alert..... "Bless... | |||
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"Customers fantasy. For plumber to turn up on time and not charge a fortune
Ours has not turned up six times now, we are seeing if we can get it to ten
Just do it yourself, any body can do it, it's just clipping speedfit together, bit like Lego really
Seriously, that's a good point. Plumbing is much easier than electricianing."At the end of the day it's only water in tubes, simple really. | |||
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"Im here googling whether or not you can survive by drinking dog piss... I already know I wouldn't want to, if that helps... But just in case there was no plumber after the apocalypse it wouldnt hurt to know and I might not have chance to google it then... It's ok, you could get a bus, they have free WIFI now "Will the No.49 night bus still be running? | |||
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"But just in case there was no plumber after the apocalypse it wouldnt hurt to know and I might not have chance to google it then... Just so we're all clear, is this a regular apocalypse or one of these oh-so-fashionable zombie ones?" Well, would you know if it was zombies or plumbers tapping at the window? | |||
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"How rude! Assuming plumbers cant read! And im an electrician aswell! What useful job do you aspire to do my friend?" I teach punctuation. | |||
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"Whats he come 6 times for? Your house sounds like a bag of old spanners, he may aswell ripped it all out and started again! I'll help you out here. "Ours has not turned up six times now" The key word is the 3rd one.
Fuck. Slow thinker alert.....
Bless..."High five. | |||
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"But just in case there was no plumber after the apocalypse it wouldnt hurt to know and I might not have chance to google it then... Just so we're all clear, is this a regular apocalypse or one of these oh-so-fashionable zombie ones? Well, would you know if it was zombies or plumbers tapping at the window?" There's a difference? | |||
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"How rude! Assuming plumbers cant read! And im an electrician aswell! What useful job do you aspire to do my friend?" Use reply+quote or we don't know you you are replying to | |||
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" Well, would you know if it was zombies or plumbers tapping at the window?" It won't be my plumber thats for sure | |||
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"But just in case there was no plumber after the apocalypse it wouldnt hurt to know and I might not have chance to google it then... Just so we're all clear, is this a regular apocalypse or one of these oh-so-fashionable zombie ones? Well, would you know if it was zombies or plumbers tapping at the window?" If they actually arrive, they're zombies | |||
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"But just in case there was no plumber after the apocalypse it wouldnt hurt to know and I might not have chance to google it then... Just so we're all clear, is this a regular apocalypse or one of these oh-so-fashionable zombie ones? Well, would you know if it was zombies or plumbers tapping at the window? There's a difference?" If its turned up when it said it would its a zombie | |||
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" Well, would you know if it was zombies or plumbers tapping at the window? It won't be my plumber thats for sure" Beat me to it | |||
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"How rude! Assuming plumbers cant read! And im an electrician aswell! What useful job do you aspire to do my friend? I teach stamp collecting."  | |||
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" If they actually arrive, they're zombies" snap! | |||
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"Speedfit lol have a word! Bodge it and scarper! Yeah you just push any old pipes togeher and voila youve piped a working system in a house or even a community centre boiler room airport chilled water system have a word mate! " Exactly, piece of piss! | |||
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"Speedfit lol have a word! Bodge it and scarper! Yeah you just push any old pipes togeher and voila youve piped a working system in a house or even a community centre boiler room airport chilled water system have a word mate! " Is this the point where someone uses a random selection of buzzwords to make their job seem special? Vlookup Indirect Cubemember... | |||
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"What a boring shit job! No wonder you sound as interesting as watching paint dry!" They are just having a laugh with you mate, not at you. I am sure you do a great job.. | |||
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"What a boring shit job! No wonder you sound as interesting as watching paint dry!" Press the REPLY+QUOTE button !!! Or it doesn't make sense !! | |||
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"What a boring shit job! No wonder you sound as interesting as watching paint dry!" Did you see that post up there ^^^^^^ that suggested hitting reply and quote? Hang on, fatal flaw, you won't do it for the quoted figure will you...... | |||
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"What a boring shit job! No wonder you sound as interesting as watching paint dry! They are just having a laugh with you mate, not at you. I am sure you do a great job.." OP specifically stated he wanted to be teased in his opening post. So forum rules are being strictly followed  | |||
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"What a boring shit job! No wonder you sound as interesting as watching paint dry!" You seem to be losing your sense of humour on the subject...that's a shame, as I assure you that this has on my part at least, been friendly mickey-taking - what I believe is known as "banter". I'll stop now though. | |||
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"I'd have the vet. They can do medical stuff that we might need. Certainly don't want a grumpy plumber "maybe the plumber wouldnt want any of you there and spoke to people who were talking in relation to the reason for the topic headline | |||
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"What a boring shit job! No wonder you sound as interesting as watching paint dry! Press the REPLY+QUOTE button !!! Or it doesn't make sense !!" It's the quote part he won't understand....... He could probably give you a rough estimate by Tuesday week though. | |||
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"I'd have the vet. They can do medical stuff that we might need. Certainly don't want a grumpy plumber maybe the plumber wouldnt want any of you there and spoke to people who were talking in relation to the reason for the topic headline"Heh? | |||
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"I'd have the vet. They can do medical stuff that we might need. Certainly don't want a grumpy plumber maybe the plumber wouldnt want any of you there and spoke to people who were talking in relation to the reason for the topic headline"Fair enough. Yes, some women have flashed plumbers.  | |||
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"I'd have the vet. They can do medical stuff that we might need. Certainly don't want a grumpy plumber maybe the plumber wouldnt want any of you there and spoke to people who were talking in relation to the reason for the topic headline"As you are not happy with the thread I will shut it for you. If you post again in the story and fantasy section it will stay as you want it. | |||
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