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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Right I've been to stock up for the entire holiday season and the fridge and drinks cabinet are groaning

I'm starting with our long lost friend cava

What can I get everyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort and for me please.

Mr would like dark rum and lemonade

Thank you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Another pint of Guinness, pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stunning long legged blond for me n hubby to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got him from a super mad ten hour shift at Santa's workshop please may I have a shiraz , large please bud

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

Asti please

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Expresso martini please x

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"A stunning long legged blond for me n hubby to share

Is that one of those fancy new cocktails in a goldfish bowl the youngsters seem to like these days?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Nice bottle of Zinfandel please barkeep

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Nice bottle of Zinfandel please barkeep

You can have large glass and come back for more

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Nice bottle of Zinfandel please barkeep

You can have large glass and come back for more

Do you have a waiter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh. beer for me. Shes pregnant. Orange Juice ; )

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Where's my fecking pint!!??!!

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Where's my fecking pint!!??!!

Have this one then it's sounds like you've had enough

Seeing how it's Christmas you can have a Guinness and port special

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Where's my fecking pint!!??!!

Have this one then it's sounds like you've had enough

Seeing how it's Christmas you can have a Guinness and port special"

Gross.

Guinness & Tia Maria, pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bucket of Baileys. Easy on the ice!

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Where's my fecking pint!!??!!

Have this one then it's sounds like you've had enough

Seeing how it's Christmas you can have a Guinness and port special

Gross.

Guinness & Tia Maria, pls"

Or can I tempt you with a baileys and lime?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

JD and Coke for me please, I'm also reporting for waiter duty if any ladies want table service

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"JD and Coke for me please, I'm also reporting for waiter duty if any ladies want table service

You'll do, keep running around whilst I get tipsy in the corner please

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"JD and Coke for me please, I'm also reporting for waiter duty if any ladies want table service

Your hired

Cash payment is crap but earn your tips from the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a snowball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see your Cava and I raise you Prosecco with a drop of Chambourd please!

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"I see your Cava and I raise you Prosecco with a drop of Chambourd please!

Ooooh that's a bit posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the Rose

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"JD and Coke for me please, I'm also reporting for waiter duty if any ladies want table service

You'll do, keep running around whilst I get tipsy in the corner please "

I could get a little hot running around, I might have to ditch the uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see your Cava and I raise you Prosecco with a drop of Chambourd please!

Ooooh that's a bit posh"

Hardly- it's not Veuve!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Where's my fecking pint!!??!!

Have this one then it's sounds like you've had enough

Seeing how it's Christmas you can have a Guinness and port special

Gross.

Guinness & Tia Maria, pls

Or can I tempt you with a baileys and lime? "

No.

I'll settle for a pint...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Where's my fecking pint!!??!!

Have this one then it's sounds like you've had enough

Seeing how it's Christmas you can have a Guinness and port special

Gross.

Guinness & Tia Maria, pls

Or can I tempt you with a baileys and lime?

No.

I'll settle for a pint...

I did ask over an hour ago...

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Somebody must have mineswept it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward

Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!!

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over a year ago

"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward

Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!!

*Londons!!!*

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Where's my fecking pint!!??!!

Have this one then it's sounds like you've had enough

Seeing how it's Christmas you can have a Guinness and port special

Gross. Or cider... Black Velvet.

Guinness & Tia Maria, pls"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka no ice please

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm dying of thirst!!!

*drinks his own tears*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dying of thirst!!!

*drinks his own tears*"

Go out and have a pint with a beautiful human then!

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Work early.

But if you could hld a nice pint if porter till Friday ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm dying of thirst!!!

*drinks his own tears*

Go out and have a pint with a beautiful human then!

What are you suggesting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dying of thirst!!!

*drinks his own tears*

Go out and have a pint with a beautiful human then!

What are you suggesting?"

Hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of Talisker with maybe a wee Talisker chaser on the side

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm dying of thirst!!!

*drinks his own tears*

Go out and have a pint with a beautiful human then!

What are you suggesting?

Hee hee "

*cocks head to one side and squints hard at Estella*

O, rly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barsteward?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Barsteward?

He's fecking useless.

IT'S A FREE BAR FROM NOW ON.

HELP YOURSELVES.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barsteward?

He's fecking useless.

IT'S A FREE BAR FROM NOW ON.

HELP YOURSELVES.

What? A free for all??? Happy Fucking Christmas!!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Barsteward?

He's fecking useless.

IT'S A FREE BAR FROM NOW ON.

HELP YOURSELVES.

What? A free for all??? Happy Fucking Christmas!!!!

Much easier.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward

Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!!

"
A pint of fullers london pride depending on your taste I found it a heavy beer pleasant but heavy more a pale ale man myself used to like pedigree at one time too would much prefer a glass of Abbott ale now days to pedigree thou new world is a nice beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward

Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!!

A pint of fullers london pride depending on your taste I found it a heavy beer pleasant but heavy more a pale ale man myself used to like pedigree at one time too would much prefer a glass of Abbott ale now days to pedigree thou new world is a nice beer."

Do you work here? If you do pull us a pint please mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dying of thirst!!!

*drinks his own tears*

Go out and have a pint with a beautiful human then!

What are you suggesting?

Hee hee

*cocks head to one side and squints hard at Estella*

O, rly?"

What? You overthinking --

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm dying of thirst!!!

*drinks his own tears*

Go out and have a pint with a beautiful human then!

What are you suggesting?

Hee hee

*cocks head to one side and squints hard at Estella*

O, rly?

What? You overthinking --

ya "

Alabama 3 2129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY_Edw9W88Q

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward

Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!!

Do you work here? If you do pull us a pint please mate

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Do you want a clean glass and as its comeing up to christmas there is a raffle draw comeing up just ask the barmaid there a pound each a big hamper is the prize you never know your luck...

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

It's turned into a lively bank holiday crowd now

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward

Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!!

Do you work here? If you do pull us a pint please mate

Do you want a clean glass and as its comeing up to christmas there is a raffle draw comeing up just ask the barmaid there a pound each a big hamper is the prize you never know your luck...

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All monies goes to keeping the village pub open every pound helps..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward

Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!!

Do you work here? If you do pull us a pint please mate

Do you want a clean glass and as its comeing up to christmas there is a raffle draw comeing up just ask the barmaid there a pound each a big hamper is the prize you never know your luck...

All monies goes to keeping the village pub open every pound helps..

There's a barmaid?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woo woo please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have an Old Fashioned please bar keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

Red wine and for me please ... ... .. thats in same glass ..no ice ...

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward

Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!!

Do you work here? If you do pull us a pint please mate

Do you want a clean glass and as its comeing up to christmas there is a raffle draw comeing up just ask the barmaid there a pound each a big hamper is the prize you never know your luck...

All monies goes to keeping the village pub open every pound helps..

There's a barmaid?!?!

"
Only for the christmas period we`re pulling out all the stops here to try and give some festive cheer over christmas.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please

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Comeing up..

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Red wine and for me please ... ... .. thats in same glass ..no ice ... "
comeing up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please

Comeing up.."

Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!

Right, could I have a pint of Londons Pride and a packet of pork scratchings please bar-steward, and a dry white wine for the Mrs who has now well and truly spent every last penny that we had! Oh, and do you accept credit card?

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Red wine and for me please ... ... .. thats in same glass ..no ice ... "

I thought I was a man of the world but this is a new one on me

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

We,ve not sold any raffle tickets yet come on its only christmas once a year... your pub needs you..

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please

Comeing up..

Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!

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Oh yes ..

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please

Comeing up..

Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!

Oh yes .. "

This fella doesn't work for me don't hand over your credit card or his Christmas will be on you

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Red wine and for me please ... ... .. thats in same glass ..no ice ...

I thought I was a man of the world but this is a new one on me "
Anything goes here...

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

A Bloody Mary. Could murder one of them.

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"A Bloody Mary. Could murder one of them. "

With celery lady? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in need of a hot toddy....pleeeaaase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please

Comeing up..

Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!

Oh yes ..

This fella doesn't work for me don't hand over your credit card or his Christmas will be on you "

I'd quite happily pay for his Christmas if he brings me my pint of Londons bloody Pride and Pork fricking Scratchings!

Forget the White Wine, the Mrs has gone home with the "ump"!!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Red wine and for me please ... ... .. thats in same glass ..no ice ...

I thought I was a man of the world but this is a new one on me Anything goes here...

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Is credit cards safe thou rest assured everything is legal and up board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right i'm buying shots. Who is in?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"A Bloody Mary. Could murder one of them. "
tomato juice comeing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right i'm buying shots. Who is in? "

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"I'm in need of a hot toddy....pleeeaaase"
Its getting hot work this pleased I got the barmaid in extra.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please

Comeing up..

Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!

Oh yes ..

This fella doesn't work for me don't hand over your credit card or his Christmas will be on you

I'd quite happily pay for his Christmas if he brings me my pint of Londons bloody Pride and Pork fricking Scratchings!

Forget the White Wine, the Mrs has gone home with the "ump"!!

"
oh dear here give yer missus this minature of white wine its on the house..

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Right i'm buying shots. Who is in? "
Thats the spirit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please

Comeing up..

Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!

Oh yes ..

This fella doesn't work for me don't hand over your credit card or his Christmas will be on you

I'd quite happily pay for his Christmas if he brings me my pint of Londons bloody Pride and Pork fricking Scratchings!

Forget the White Wine, the Mrs has gone home with the "ump"!!

oh dear here give yer missus this minature of white wine its on the house..

On the house?!? This has just become my regular local! I might even buy a raffle ticket

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please

Comeing up..

Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!

Oh yes ..

This fella doesn't work for me don't hand over your credit card or his Christmas will be on you

I'd quite happily pay for his Christmas if he brings me my pint of Londons bloody Pride and Pork fricking Scratchings!

Forget the White Wine, the Mrs has gone home with the "ump"!!

oh dear here give yer missus this minature of white wine its on the house..

On the house?!? This has just become my regular local! I might even buy a raffle ticket

"
your the kind of customer we don,t forget ..

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

"Red wine and for me please ... ... .. thats in same glass ..no ice ...

I thought I was a man of the world but this is a new one on me Anything goes here...

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... lovely drink ... so easy to drink and long days in sun Spain/Greece working and recovery easy ... lol ...

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Red wine and for me please ... ... .. thats in same glass ..no ice ...

I thought I was a man of the world but this is a new one on me Anything goes here...

... lovely drink ... so easy to drink and long days in sun Spain/Greece working and recovery easy ... lol ... "
so pleased you are enjoying yourself its a pleasure to serve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowball please, gotta have a festive tiple...

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Snowball please, gotta have a festive tiple...

xx"

Great call nobody has these outside of the season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something large and strong please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackbush and ginger please

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Snowball please, gotta have a festive tiple...

xx"
warnicks comeing up with a cherry and a cocktail stick lemonade to top it up..

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Blackbush and ginger please"
all the best a lovely tipple for christmas.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"JD on the rocks please

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just for you sir anything else..

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Something large and strong please."
Comeing up sorry for the wait its getting busier here now all the better thou.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Snowball please, gotta have a festive tiple...

Great call nobody has these outside of the season "
Op yes christmas would not be complete without a snowball..

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

Could nymph be allowed a tvr????? .... ... tequila voda red bull .... ice please ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mulled wine with Ameretto please

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Mulled wine with Ameretto please

Another new one on me

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By *effrey45 OP Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Could nymph be allowed a tvr????? .... ... tequila voda red bull .... ice please ... "

She's not going to need many of those rascals for a merry Christmas !

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By *abydollxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak

Malibu and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why did i not see this earlier - had a curry with my son and no beer in the house - we stocked up on everthing else but no beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys and cherryade please chief, lovely jubbly lol

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