FabSwingers.com forum: Status shuffle Christmas edition anyone?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For those who don't know, the OP matches up people and they write a status for each other which they have to put up for 1 hour. All filters are to be off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Add a bit of Christmas spirit into it if you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join. I was going to post one earlier but don't have the commitment to match everyone

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Go on then. Mines a bit iffy as it is.

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By *arfield36Man
over a year ago

bedford

I'm in

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Yeah why not ay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do people have preferences when it comes to matches (womem with men, couples with women etc)?

If so please state

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Do people have preferences when it comes to matches (womem with men, couples with women etc)?

If so please state

Nah.....just be random after 20 people have posted. Makes it more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Bollocks - I'll write statuses for all comers

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm in for this. I rarely post statuses and it'll be fun to do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll start matching once we hit 20 people. Unless the thread dies beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Had a couple of glasses of champagne... so dare I say it...I'm in?

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Ahh go on, I'm up for a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hit me"

*smacks KingOfTheSwingers right in the kisser*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

See, these are always a little tame

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You gotta push the boat out, really make the other person cringe.

Think big!

Think VILE!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"You gotta push the boat out, really make the other person cringe.

Think big!

Think VILE!!!

I can do vile

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You gotta push the boat out, really make the other person cringe.

Think big!

Think VILE!!!

I can do vile

Betcha can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good status shuffle. I'm in

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You gotta push the boat out, really make the other person cringe.

Think big!

Think VILE!!!

I can do vile

Betcha can't

Hideous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg haha we're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Status shuffle virgin here...... all filters off......

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

14 people unless Dj is also playing then 15 need 5 more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit me

*smacks KingOfTheSwingers right in the kisser*

I usually ask for dinner first but as it's you...

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"14 people unless Dj is also playing then 15 need 5 more!"

Muhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for a laugh

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Me too

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

30 now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck it!

Liam1 and Meli

Brightonsteve and SwingoftheKingers

Diamondjoe and Miss Honey

Garfield36 and enticedxo

Hedylogos and Sinningangel

Thursday84 and Floppsy

Breakfast can wait and Blue Narwhal

Sami75 and Unbridled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"14 people unless Dj is also playing then 15 need 5 more!

Muhahahaha

Is that, you're in

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"14 people unless Dj is also playing then 15 need 5 more!

Muhahahaha

Is that, you're in

As ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

be gentle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am in

be gentle

Can I trust you to be a good sportsmanship and not put a disclaimer on, Mr Neeeson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in

be gentle

Can I trust you to be a good sportsmanship and not put a disclaimer on, Mr Neeeson

Haha ok you have my word

Even if it doesn't worth much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My choice hasn't even been online for nearly an hour

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Fuck it!

Liam1 and Meli

Brightonsteve and SwingoftheKingers

Diamondjoe and Miss Honey

Garfield36 and enticedxo

Hedylogos and Sinningangel

Thursday84 and Floppsy

Breakfast can wait and Blue Narwhal

Sami75 and Unbridled"

Dj has gone. Sure he is worth the wait though. I could use a few weirdos checking me out

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've sent swingofthekingers his status update

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll pair again once we hit 10 people don't worry I'll sort out new matches if necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner was off line for nearly half hour, I messaged anyway

he has replied and writing his as we speak hopefully

Get pm'ing people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im so up for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pair again once we hit 10 people don't worry I'll sort out new matches if necessary "

Sorry mate was driving.. I'm in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me & my team mate have swapped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun, I'll give it a go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pair again once we hit 10 people don't worry I'll sort out new matches if necessary "

I don't mind being paired again,

my status is vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok what do I do

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Me & my team mate have swapped.

That is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok what do I do "

You will regret it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Banger1981 and Sinningangel

Perdita and F&B

Fabminx and _rchie300

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cute n Sassy Billyjd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me & my team mate have swapped.

That is amazing

Mine or his??

Mine is shite, compared to what he done for me..... wan**r

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me & my team mate have swapped.

That is amazing

Mine or his??

Mine is shite, compared to what he done for me..... wan**r

I agree, was about to send you a Fancy a fuck message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me & my team mate have swapped.

That is amazing

Mine or his??

Mine is shite, compared to what he done for me..... wan**r

I agree, was about to send you a Fancy a fuck message

I'd advise you to steer clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm dunno, should I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perdita o sei?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Perdita o sei? "

Yup yours in incoming my sweet...enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those who don't know, the OP matches up people and they write a status for each other which they have to put up for 1 hour. All filters are to be off

Done think I've done it right. Private message thst right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For those who don't know, the OP matches up people and they write a status for each other which they have to put up for 1 hour. All filters are to be off

Done think I've done it right. Private message thst right "

Yes pm him. Filters off remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those who don't know, the OP matches up people and they write a status for each other which they have to put up for 1 hour. All filters are to be off

Done think I've done it right. Private message thst right

Yes pm him. Filters off remember

Ok done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to send mine in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent mine to pairing

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I'm jumping in x

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Mine is done. Mwhaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Fucking hell I already got 12 messages !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Aww hell no! If you can't play the game don't run with the wolves or some shit like that

He's a big boy he can 'take it'

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Fucking hell I already got 12 messages !"

just seen your update! X

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Fucking hell I already got 12 messages !"

see I just got you a whole new fan base

you're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Fucking hell I already got 12 messages !

just seen your update! X"

I have to keep it for how long ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cute n Sassy Billyjd"

Cushdy.. just sent mine :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Fucking hell I already got 12 messages !

see I just got you a whole new fan base

you're welcome

Thank you so much

It is good to know that I have option haha

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Fucking hell I already got 12 messages !

just seen your update! X

I have to keep it for how long ???

Until 2017

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yeah, I sort of regret doing this. Lots of questions about how can my fanny take so many cocks when it's not battered looking. Cheers Liam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell C n S! You could have taken it easier then that on me!

*sets about plotting his revenge*

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Fucking hell I already got 12 messages !

just seen your update! X"

Home alone shoulda warned him I like this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell C n S! You could have taken it easier then that on me!

*sets about plotting his revenge*"

Its not that bad lol mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PMSL

Red lipstick once I get 5 more people I'll start matching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Fucking hell I already got 12 messages !

just seen your update! X

I have to keep it for how long ???

Until 2017

Haha sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Fucking hell I already got 12 messages !

just seen your update! X

Home alone shoulda warned him I like this game

I could beat you at it, trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're done. This is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it back! Thanks to my team mate I know who to AVOID

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take it back! Thanks to my team mate I know who to AVOID

What messages have you been getting haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing how so many don't read profiles... But they sure do read statuses!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right my gem of a status is now up.. cheers Billy lol

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By *arfield36Man
over a year ago

bedford

I'm done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take it back! Thanks to my team mate I know who to AVOID

What messages have you been getting haha"

Please don't share pm's, I don't want the thread to get locked.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"PMSL

Red lipstick once I get 5 more people I'll start matching

OK hun

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Haha some of these are hilarious.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Fucking hell I already got 12 messages !

just seen your update! X

Home alone shoulda warned him I like this game

I could beat you at it, trust me

Pffffffft you couldn't beat me at tiddlywinks never mind this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, I sort of regret doing this. Lots of questions about how can my fanny take so many cocks when it's not battered looking. Cheers Liam.

As soon as i seen your name i wasn't happy.. I think you've ended my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play if you can find me a match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish mine would come back on getting weirdos as taken filters off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok 3 ladies awaiting a match, come on.people join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm up for it. Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right my gem of a status is now up.. cheers Billy lol "

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Plus according to the Fab rumour mill, your status is based on fact and no one will have trouble believing it!

Mwahahahahahaw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I almost feel bad for FaB his for me was tame compared to mine to him

Fucking hell I already got 12 messages !

just seen your update! X

Home alone shoulda warned him I like this game

I could beat you at it, trust me

Pffffffft you couldn't beat me at tiddlywinks never mind this

I can assure you that my status game would is on another level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take it back! Thanks to my team mate I know who to AVOID

What messages have you been getting haha

Please don't share pm's, I don't want the thread to get locked. "

I'm a good girl, I won't

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Adriano Celentano & Raffaella Carrà Prisencolinensinainciusol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g6YxkSqL20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right my gem of a status is now up.. cheers Billy lol

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Plus according to the Fab rumour mill, your status is based on fact and no one will have trouble believing it!

Mwahahahahahaw!

Thing is.. do i sit there and explain to every message this is a forum status shuffle .. or just ignore them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right my gem of a status is now up.. cheers Billy lol "

Cottage cheese doesn't smell

but iv heard of guys being faced with a vag that looks like it's covered in cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take it back! Thanks to my team mate I know who to AVOID

What messages have you been getting haha"

You really don't want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right my gem of a status is now up.. cheers Billy lol

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Plus according to the Fab rumour mill, your status is based on fact and no one will have trouble believing it!

Mwahahahahahaw!

Thing is.. do i sit there and explain to every message this is a forum status shuffle .. or just ignore them lol "

I'm explaining to friends, whilst wading through the sausage fest that is my inbox at this moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok since its going slow.

Red lipstick and RoxiAnne.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Supersanta and Englishlass

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Still time for me to join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, got some great replies messages time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing how so many don't read profiles... But they sure do read statuses!!

I'm sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right my gem of a status is now up.. cheers Billy lol

Cottage cheese doesn't smell

but iv heard of guys being faced with a vag that looks like it's covered in cottage cheese

By Jove, you're right, cottage cheese doesn't smell! But GONE OFF cottage cheese does smell!

Cute n Sassy, your status should read that your monger smells like gone off cottage cheese...be sure to update your status with this new information ASAP!

Thanks for your help Breakfast Can Wait, I'm sure Cute appreciates it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right my gem of a status is now up.. cheers Billy lol

Cottage cheese doesn't smell

but iv heard of guys being faced with a vag that looks like it's covered in cottage cheese

By Jove, you're right, cottage cheese doesn't smell! But GONE OFF cottage cheese does smell!

Cute n Sassy, your status should read that your monger smells like gone off cottage cheese...be sure to update your status with this new information ASAP!

Thanks for your help Breakfast Can Wait, I'm sure Cute appreciates it

HAHAHAHA

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By *ischievous_mickMan
over a year ago

north west

okay I'm game

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long we talking here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long we talking here?

Mines being removed son!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long we talking here?

Can be an hour or more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Naughtywelshie and curiousmick

Westlands4 and dathulibastird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long we talking here?

Can be an hour or more"

60 mins! That's me done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing how so many don't read profiles... But they sure do read statuses!!

I'm sorry

No you're not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a look, wink or message. Don't know whether to be hurt or pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing how so many don't read profiles... But they sure do read statuses!!

I'm sorry

No you're not

I am but hey you might get a good roasting I know I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might finally get action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might finally get action

I'm surprised you don't with that lovely cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naughtywelshie and curiousmick

Westlands4 and dathulibastird"

Come on then do your worst haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my match to come on quick. Just had message saying.

How would you feel if i wanted to suck and smell your toes and feet. 29 yr old.

Filters and nutters on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FAB MINX and thrillseaker400

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just 8 minutes and I can get rid of mine.

Then I am out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might finally get action

I'm surprised you don't with that lovely cock

We'll it's rude to brag

..Although I figure my friends list is fucked now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naughtywelshie and curiousmick

Westlands4 and dathulibastird"

Sent his, waiting for mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just 8 minutes and I can get rid of mine.

Then I am out

pussy,, least keep it til tomorrow its funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent mine but he came back and said im too far away hahaha explained to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might finally get action

I'm surprised you don't with that lovely cock

We'll it's rude to brag

..Although I figure my friends list is fucked now

I'll still be your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just 8 minutes and I can get rid of mine.

Then I am out

pussy,, least keep it til tomorrow its funny "

Gimme one reason to (inbox me that reason)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I go again?

Just so I can get rid of this God awful status!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might finally get action

I'm surprised you don't with that lovely cock

We'll it's rude to brag

..Although I figure my friends list is fucked now

I'll still be your friend

I'll get back to you when I've stopped shagging all these mens arses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I go again?

Just so I can get rid of this God awful status!!!

At least 1 hour mate, get your balls together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go again?

Just so I can get rid of this God awful status!!!

At least 1 hour mate, get your balls together

OP, why weren't you matched with anyone? You have to join in too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go again?

Just so I can get rid of this God awful status!!!

Not long left... Stay strong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok its been one hour now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha thats funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a t-shirt

"I survived the festive status shuffle"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I go again?

Just so I can get rid of this God awful status!!!

At least 1 hour mate, get your balls together

OP, why weren't you matched with anyone? You have to join in too!

Because I would just pair myself with a hottie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go again?

Just so I can get rid of this God awful status!!!

behave thats timid compared to most lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for sharing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go again?

Just so I can get rid of this God awful status!!!

behave thats timid compared to most lol "

Status shuffle lightweights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might finally get action

I'm surprised you don't with that lovely cock

We'll it's rude to brag

..Although I figure my friends list is fucked now

I'll still be your friend

I'll get back to you when I've stopped shagging all these mens arses

They'll be struggling to walk by the time you're done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinning angel that's our hour done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG HATE THIS NOW . GONNA GET ALL THE MUNTERS AND NUTTERS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sinning angel that's our hour done

Yep! No more gangbang and spit roast messages! Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG HATE THIS NOW . GONNA GET ALL THE MUNTERS AND NUTTERS"

Ouch that one will hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sinning angel that's our hour done

Yep! No more gangbang and spit roast messages! Yay!

Haha you would love it really

did you get anyone that tickles your fancy message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sinning angel that's our hour done

Yep! No more gangbang and spit roast messages! Yay!

Haha you would love it really

did you get anyone that tickles your fancy message you

I didn't. It made a great filter for who NOT to meet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sinning angel that's our hour done

Yep! No more gangbang and spit roast messages! Yay!

Haha you would love it really

did you get anyone that tickles your fancy message you

I didn't. It made a great filter for who NOT to meet though

Your welcome glad to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm game for another match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go again?

Just so I can get rid of this God awful status!!!

At least 1 hour mate, get your balls together

OP, why weren't you matched with anyone? You have to join in too!

Because I would just pair myself with a hottie

Does that mean that all the women who played are ugly ?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Ah my match hasn't been online? I'm thinking that I've been let off for good behaviour? X

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"I need a t-shirt

"I survived the festive status shuffle""

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I go again?

Just so I can get rid of this God awful status!!!

At least 1 hour mate, get your balls together

OP, why weren't you matched with anyone? You have to join in too!

Because I would just pair myself with a hottie

Does that mean that all the women who played are ugly ? "

Haha, nice try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go again?

Just so I can get rid of this God awful status!!!

At least 1 hour mate, get your balls together

OP, why weren't you matched with anyone? You have to join in too!

Because I would just pair myself with a hottie

Does that mean that all the women who played are ugly ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many cocks and COCKS lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those days chasing down a daydream

All those years living in a blur

All that time never truly seeing

Things, the way they were

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah my match hasn't been online? I'm thinking that I've been let off for good behaviour? X"

I'll pair you with the next person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah my match hasn't been online? I'm thinking that I've been let off for good behaviour? X"

Mine neither... I'll pair up if you so desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go again?

Just so I can get rid of this God awful status!!!

behave thats timid compared to most lol "

Actually, can I pair with Cute again?

I've come up with a douzy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dathulibastaird (choose an easier username ffs

) and Red lipstick

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Dathulibastaird (choose an easier username ffs

) and Red lipstick "

Eeekkk the filters are coming off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

This was interesting fun OP. I have received some messages that make want to vomit and others that are quite amusing including a little poem! Thank you for doing this!

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