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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After hours and hours of trawling the shops looking for a very very small turkey for 1 . I settled on a egg . How big is your turkey gonna be ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You could have had a quail.

I don't have turkey and I think we're having reindeer this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having duck

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A joint of silverside here, not too fussed about turkey

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Buy a poussin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buy a quail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could have had a quail.

I don't have turkey and I think we're having reindeer this year.

"
I got offered 8 legs of venison for £30 . Is that too dear ???

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

Small one here as well.

I live in a house full of vegans but I'll not be forgoing my festive bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing a 3 bird roast, duck, goose, guineafowl

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm not bothering to cook for one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP why don't you get a turkey leg,there is loads of meat on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I might get myself a budgie

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

No turkey here either, just piles of seafood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's beans on toast at Casa Markoh, a turkey free zone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP why don't you get a turkey leg,there is loads of meat on it."
I think I may get myself a nice steak instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could have had a quail.

I don't have turkey and I think we're having reindeer this year.

I got offered 8 legs of venison for £30 . Is that too dear ??? "
two deer . Haha great joke Tosh

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By *arfield36Man
over a year ago

bedford


"I'm not bothering to cook for one."

Same here x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I might get myself a budgie "

Well you've got the smugglers to go with it

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Piece of beef, a pork loin and a half shoulder of lamb are our xmas meats then I do a whole crispy duck for new year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Piece of beef, a pork loin and a half shoulder of lamb are our xmas meats then I do a whole crispy duck for new year "
Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could have had a quail.

I don't have turkey and I think we're having reindeer this year.

I got offered 8 legs of venison for £30 . Is that too dear ??? two deer . Haha great joke Tosh "

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm doing a 3 bird roast, duck, goose, guineafowl"

We're having a 3 bird roast, but that's another story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a turkey crown that feeds 10 to 15... theres 6 of us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a turkey crown that feeds 10 to 15... theres 6 of us "
that's not a turkey that's a Albatross

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"Piece of beef, a pork loin and a half shoulder of lamb are our xmas meats then I do a whole crispy duck for new year Show off "

One of the benefits of being a chef many moons ago. Certainly helps seeing as P is a fussy eater.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Piece of beef, a pork loin and a half shoulder of lamb are our xmas meats then I do a whole crispy duck for new year Show off

One of the benefits of being a chef many moons ago. Certainly helps seeing as P is a fussy eater."

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It's rather sad to think of people not having a lovely xmas dinner. I can't think of anytime in my whole long life not having had the traditional fare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making a Chicken roast on Christmas day, as it's just myself and my two girls. The Christmas Turkey dinner will be a week later, when family can get together .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoiled for choice this year.....turkey twizzlers come in all shapes n sizes!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm not bothering to cook for one.

Same here x"

Aren't you going to the buffet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 10 lb turkey for dinner on Xmas & boxing days - & several Thai red turkey curry meals to freeze with the rest. A bargain & so lazy ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care I'm on nights so I'll be sleeping.

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By *im le2Man
over a year ago

AYLESTONE

Turkey leg for me .

I live alone so will chop it in half have the drumstick on Xmas day and the thigh cooked in a curry a few days late .

I cook for myself all year its just another Sunday dinner . Only this time I do pigs in blankets also.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

If I can get roast dinner for one ready meal on Friday there's dinner sorted if not there will be something in freezer... May try curry house if I can get in

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I have a turkey crown that feeds 10 to 15... theres 6 of us "

Are you related to my mother ?

She does the same but I only eat white turkey meat and I don't really like turkey as it's to dry

As we are being looked after at my brothers i will have to be social as well - i would rather not

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Going out for dinner with the family. Still cooking turkey crown as we all love a bit of cold turkey for tea .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're off for a curry on Christmas day... Second year running, we just find it so much easier..

We love Indians and probably only have them 4 times a year, it's a treat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it's not one of those eggs from the Alien films Tosh...

Though if it is be sure to take a video of you gagging on its tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope it's not one of those eggs from the Alien films Tosh...

Though if it is be sure to take a video of you gagging on its tail "

Oh i'd open my wallet and find the money to see that happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope it's not one of those eggs from the Alien films Tosh...

Though if it is be sure to take a video of you gagging on its tail

Oh i'd open my wallet and find the money to see that happen "

Shurrup you or I'll get him to send you one too...it'd make my day seeing you two gagging on a length of alien meat

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Beef for me and a honey glazed ham yum.

I cook enough to feed an army so will take some around to a couple of people who are alone

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"After hours and hours of trawling the shops looking for a very very small turkey for 1 . I settled on a egg . How big is your turkey gonna be ? "

Just think of all the curries you can make afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope it's not one of those eggs from the Alien films Tosh...

Though if it is be sure to take a video of you gagging on its tail

Oh i'd open my wallet and find the money to see that happen

Shurrup you or I'll get him to send you one too...it'd make my day seeing you two gagging on a length of alien meat "

I can speak for both of us on that one, it will never happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope it's not one of those eggs from the Alien films Tosh...

Though if it is be sure to take a video of you gagging on its tail

Oh i'd open my wallet and find the money to see that happen

Shurrup you or I'll get him to send you one too...it'd make my day seeing you two gagging on a length of alien meat

I can speak for both of us on that one, it will never happen "

One can only dream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope it's not one of those eggs from the Alien films Tosh...

Though if it is be sure to take a video of you gagging on its tail

Oh i'd open my wallet and find the money to see that happen

Shurrup you or I'll get him to send you one too...it'd make my day seeing you two gagging on a length of alien meat

I can speak for both of us on that one, it will never happen

One can only dream! "

I'm sure there's a couple of suckers out there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supermarkets do little silver trays with a chicken crown stuffing balls and sausages in, all ready to roast for about £4-5. Ideal.

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