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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awesome

Yes; this is the self love thread. Here's your space to big yourself up.

This is. It the maturbatory thread. That's the one entitled "I'm a wanker".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol. I'm also in need of pre reading before posting.

This is NOT the masturbatory thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am who I am and who I am needs no excuses

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Damn you. I was going to post that

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm an awesome wanker?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm getting there. I'd be happier sans flab but it's a long term goal. Happy enough in general. Lots to be grateful for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm an awesome wanker? "

Look. I don't care who you are. This is not. Repeat not. The maturbatory thread.

Oh. You're a wanker. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn you. I was going to post that "

Lol it can count for 2 x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm an awesome wanker?

Look. I don't care who you are. This is not. Repeat not. The maturbatory thread.

Oh. You're a wanker. Sorry. "

Oi! I'm an AWESOME wanker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm an awesome wanker?

Look. I don't care who you are. This is not. Repeat not. The maturbatory thread.

Oh. You're a wanker. Sorry.

Oi! I'm an AWESOME wanker! "

Now she's shouting.

Oh I hate it when they shout. It's scary. I'm fraggle you know. I hang out with small furry people who sing and dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVEohM8BOQQ

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm an awesome wanker? "

I'm crap at wanking!

I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'

So ended the wanking session!

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Hey Rachael what a coincidence, I'm amazing too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm an awesome wanker?

I'm crap at wanking!

I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'

So ended the wanking session! "

Have you tried this bean flicking thing? I tried it on a girl once, not sure I got it quite right cos she screamed and slapped me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Rachael what a coincidence, I'm amazing too "

You might be amazing but i is Awesome

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"I'm an awesome wanker?

I'm crap at wanking!

I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'

So ended the wanking session! "

You need someone to do it for you then

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.

Do you understand?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.

Do you understand?

"

Nope

Nope

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.

Do you understand?

"

Oh really?!

*twirls moustache*

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm an awesome wanker?

I'm crap at wanking!

I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'

So ended the wanking session!

Have you tried this bean flicking thing? I tried it on a girl once, not sure I got it quite right cos she screamed and slapped me. "

You just made me spurt my coffee!

Actually flicking it would hurt I think? I have roger rabbit with the flappy paddle ears - he gives clitoral orgasms like you would NOT believe! For g-spot orgasms I find that there are many guys willing to lend me their penis for a while - terribly kind of them!

Oh and I quite agree my lovely - you ARE awesome! Mwah! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.

Do you understand?

Nope

Nope "

Which part of _iamondjoe did you not get? I got it

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.

Do you understand?

Nope

Nope

Which part of _iamondjoe did you not get? I got it "

I think I got lost in translation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.

Do you understand?

Nope

Nope

Which part of _iamondjoe did you not get? I got it

I think I got lost in translation "

Here she goes again. Pulling the sultry accent card again. Swoons.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.

Do you understand?

Nope

Nope

Which part of _iamondjoe did you not get? I got it

I think I got lost in translation

Here she goes again. Pulling the sultry accent card again. Swoons. "

It works though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im mr.rossi i like what i do

Do you understand?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.

Do you understand?

Oh really?!

*twirls moustache* "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.

Do you understand?

Nope

Nope

Which part of _iamondjoe did you not get? I got it

I think I got lost in translation

Here she goes again. Pulling the sultry accent card again. Swoons.

It works though "

I have to agree. It's way better than when you were doing the scouse one. That one just didn't hang right for you.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Im mr.rossi i like what i do

Do you understand?"

Sadly I have yet to find out what you do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im mr.rossi i like what i do

Do you understand?"

A little help here. They're all at it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im mr.rossi i like what i do

Do you understand?

Sadly I have yet to find out what you do! "

All in good time young lady all in good time

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Im mr.rossi i like what i do

Do you understand?

Sadly I have yet to find out what you do!

All in good time young lady all in good time "

I may not wait around forever young man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an awesome wanker?

I'm crap at wanking!

I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'

So ended the wanking session! "

Omg hahahaha you're amazing

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Lol i am bent over ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im mr.rossi i like what i do

Do you understand?

Sadly I have yet to find out what you do!

All in good time young lady all in good time

I may not wait around forever young man! "

Haha fair comment young lady

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I'm an awesome wanker?

I'm crap at wanking!

I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'

So ended the wanking session!

Omg hahahaha you're amazing"

FYI - I handle other fannies quite well - just not my own!!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Im mr.rossi i like what i do

Do you understand?

Sadly I have yet to find out what you do!

All in good time young lady all in good time

I may not wait around forever young man!

Haha fair comment young lady"

I thought so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol i am bent over , "

This is unusual for a straight guy.....

oooop. Forgot; it's fab

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hi awesome people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an awesome wanker?

I'm crap at wanking!

I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'

So ended the wanking session!

Omg hahahaha you're amazing

FYI - I handle other fannies quite well - just not my own!! "

Good to know.......

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