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 I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same  inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package. | |||
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"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year. " I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas. | |||
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"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year. I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas." I got mine on the national elf service  | |||
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"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year. I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas. I got mine on the national elf service "Was it a short wait? | |||
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"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year. I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas. I got mine on the national elf service
Was it a short wait?"Oooooooooooohh my pointy ears are burning | |||
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"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year. I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas. I got mine on the national elf service
Was it a short wait?
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package. "Fucking love it | |||
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package. "It's a tall order but I'm sure you might measure up to a tiny few OP. Don't worry about it. | |||
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package.
Fucking love it " | |||
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"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year. I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas. I got mine on the national elf service
Was it a short wait?
Oooooooooooohh my pointy ears are burning
Sorry was that a bit below the belt? "Below the belt is where the best bits are | |||
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"Height isn't an issue with me. One of my regular buddies is an inch shorter than me. Another is a foot taller. I enjoy sex with both of them." If it was at the same time you're opening yourself up too all sorts of angles and mathematics to sort the height issues out.. Maybe on a gentle slope would be best | |||
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"So when your with a tall woman "do you go up on her"  "Lmfao! That's awesome.. Lapping up like a cat at a milk bowl. | |||
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"Height isn't an issue with me. One of my regular buddies is an inch shorter than me. Another is a foot taller. I enjoy sex with both of them. If it was at the same time you're opening yourself up too all sorts of angles and mathematics to sort the height issues out.. Maybe on a gentle slope would be best "Or a on couple of Yellow Pages | |||
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"Height isn't an issue with me. One of my regular buddies is an inch shorter than me. Another is a foot taller. I enjoy sex with both of them." Nor me. I attract shorter men if i'm honest. They want to climb me like a tree. | |||
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"Height isn't an issue with me. One of my regular buddies is an inch shorter than me. Another is a foot taller. I enjoy sex with both of them. If it was at the same time you're opening yourself up too all sorts of angles and mathematics to sort the height issues out.. Maybe on a gentle slope would be best
Or a on couple of Yellow Pages "Health and safety warning.. Slips and trips, working at heights. Also you want to make sure you have the right man at each end of the slope. Otherwise someone is getting squashed! | |||
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"Height isn't an issue with me. One of my regular buddies is an inch shorter than me. Another is a foot taller. I enjoy sex with both of them. Nor me. I attract shorter men if i'm honest. They want to climb me like a tree." *fetches grappling hooks and abseil gear. Helmet with torch. | |||
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"So when your with a tall woman "do you go up on her"
Lmfao! That's awesome.. Lapping up like a cat at a milk bowl. "It's all the same when your lay down brother  | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5" "Well if I said 8 I'd be lying! | |||
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"You're lucky to be 5'7. Some of us got an even shorter end of the stick lol "I'm asking for all of us wee man, my umpa lumpa from another munta | |||
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"You're lucky to be 5'7. Some of us got an even shorter end of the stick lol "Well you have a magnificent arse regardless | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5" "A slight undersight on his part! | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying! "You are also lying by say 7;xxx
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"You're lucky to be 5'7. Some of us got an even shorter end of the stick lol
Well you have a magnificent arse regardless "Thank you. Now I'd like to climb a tree | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you "Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you "Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you
Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise "Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though? | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you
Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise
Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though? "You picked the perfect dwarf name for me | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you
Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise
Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?
You picked the perfect dwarf name for me "Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year. | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you
Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise
Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?
You picked the perfect dwarf name for me
Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year."Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all. | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you
Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise
Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?
You picked the perfect dwarf name for me
Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.
Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all. "Don't be too hard on yourelf. | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you
Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise
Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?
You picked the perfect dwarf name for me
Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.
Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all.
Don't be too hard on yourelf. "Dwarves are well hard! Haven't you seen Lord of the Rings? | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you
Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise
Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?
You picked the perfect dwarf name for me
Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.
Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all.
Don't be too hard on yourelf.
Dwarves are well hard! Haven't you seen Lord of the Rings? "No, I can't say it's on my shortlist. | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you
Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise
Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?
You picked the perfect dwarf name for me
Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.
Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all.
Don't be too hard on yourelf.
Dwarves are well hard! Haven't you seen Lord of the Rings?
No, I can't say it's on my shortlist. " | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you
Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise
Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?
You picked the perfect dwarf name for me
Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.
Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all.
Don't be too hard on yourelf.
Dwarves are well hard! Haven't you seen Lord of the Rings?
No, I can't say it's on my shortlist. "Boooom another big hit for the short jokes!!! I think Mrs Robinson is winning | |||
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"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"
Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!
You are also lying by say 7;xxx
can't win, can you
Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise
Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?
You picked the perfect dwarf name for me
Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.
Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all.
Don't be too hard on yourelf.
Dwarves are well hard! Haven't you seen Lord of the Rings?
No, I can't say it's on my shortlist.
Boooom another big hit for the short jokes!!! I think Mrs Robinson is winning "It's all about making the little things count | |||
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"i consider being short a gift! because i adore tall "amazonian" women "Isn't it annoying having them looking down on you though? | |||
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"i consider being short a gift! because i adore tall "amazonian" women
Isn't it annoying having them looking down on you though? "no! i like big jugs too, great place to hide | |||
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"You're lucky to be 5'7. Some of us got an even shorter end of the stick lol
Well you have a magnificent arse regardless
Thank you. Now I'd like to climb a tree "My fruit is waiting to be plucked (oh er!) | |||
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"Err, reversing out slowly so as not to be noticed, doubt I'd (he) be seen anyway. Yeah quickly before the Colorado comedian pulls some more jokes out of her pocket "I'm from Manchester! | |||
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"Say what you like about short people.. At least we don't look down on anyone "Agreed. You're really down-to-earth people. | |||
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"Say what you like about short people.. At least we don't look down on anyone " | |||
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"Say what you like about short people.. At least we don't look down on anyone "Yep, you know where you stand with them. | |||
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"Say what you like about short people.. At least we don't look down on anyone
Yep, you know where you stand with them. " | |||
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"Good thread OP. Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height. Nita" | |||
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"Err, reversing out slowly so as not to be noticed, doubt I'd (he) be seen anyway. Yeah quickly before the Colorado comedian pulls some more jokes out of her pocket
I'm from Manchester!"I know you are but I thought Colorado comedian sounded nicer than Manchester mouth | |||
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package. "I'm sure there are plenty of vertically challenged women on here for you.. But short men do nothing for me, I'm afraid | |||
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"Good thread OP. Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height. Nita" Not to me it isn't.. But then again everyone is different | |||
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"Good thread OP. Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height. Nita Not to me it isn't.. But then again everyone is different "No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities | |||
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"Good thread OP. Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height. Nita Not to me it isn't.. But then again everyone is different
No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities "Ooh it's always the ones with the hidden profiles that make the bitchier comments | |||
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"Good thread OP. Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height. Nita" For me height is an important factor. When looking for a playmate/partner I struggle to believe anyone that claims personality and sense of humour as the main asset. Visuals are what attract us...seldom enough to engage us long term if vacuous, but let's be honest, your gaze would linger longer over Dwayne Johnson than Warwick Davies. | |||
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"Good thread OP. Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height. Nita Not to me it isn't.. But then again everyone is different
No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities "Uncalled for, and tagging at the end of your nasty comment doesn't fool anyone! | |||
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"Good thread OP. Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height. Nita Not to me it isn't.. But then again everyone is different
No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities
Ooh it's always the ones with the hidden profiles that make the bitchier comments "Generalisation much! | |||
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package. "You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)? In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!! | |||
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"Good thread OP. Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height. Nita Not to me it isn't.. But then again everyone is different
No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities
Ooh it's always the ones with the hidden profiles that make the bitchier comments
Generalisation much! "It's more of a "generalisation" to generalise generalisations as generally being wrong. | |||
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"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule " Bollocks. Try being Ginger. | |||
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"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule Bollocks. Try being Ginger. "Ha ha what a terrible affliction to have to day with  | |||
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"I'm 6"3 and it can be difficult..... all small men have a problem with my height...... and I don't mean in a sexual situation just in normal day to day life. Bless the little guys "I'm just the perfect height to hit you in the bollocks you smug git! | |||
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"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule Bollocks. Try being Ginger.
Ha ha what a terrible affliction to have to day with "GUUUAAAAAA | |||
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"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule Bollocks. Try being Ginger.
Ha ha what a terrible affliction to have to day with
GUUUAAAAAA "Its ok- having been bullied for it as a child- it turns out to be an asset as an adult!
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package.
You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?
In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!! "You both having a little get-together over the holidays? | |||
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"Good thread OP. Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height. Nita Not to me it isn't.. But then again everyone is different
No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities
Ooh it's always the ones with the hidden profiles that make the bitchier comments
Generalisation much! "Oh sorry I should have said it's the ones with hidden profiles usually do the trolling ... The bitches will bitch whether their profiles are hidden or not  | |||
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"I'm 6"3 and it can be difficult..... all small men have a problem with my height...... and I don't mean in a sexual situation just in normal day to day life. Bless the little guys ""All"? rather sweeping generalisation!? would suggest its with you the problem lies oh tall one? | |||
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"This is starting to become like a game of spot the vegan" Lol!! | |||
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"I'm 6"3 and it can be difficult..... all small men have a problem with my height...... and I don't mean in a sexual situation just in normal day to day life. Bless the little guys "Nonsense, unless you mean people when out that you don't know, then I'd tend to agree as see it with my mates when out, two of which are 6'4" & 6'8" they always let me jostle to the front of the bar as it causes less agg late on a Saturday night. Then again might be cos they're tight fuckers
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package.
You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?
In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!
You both having a little get-together over the holidays?"I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture? | |||
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"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule Bollocks. Try being Ginger.
Ha ha what a terrible affliction to have to day with
GUUUAAAAAA
Its ok- having been bullied for it as a child- it turns out to be an asset as an adult!
(Sorry for highjacking!)"You're alright now, in this hipster day and age ginger is cool. Men have always loved red headed women, even ginger guys are getting on, despite the smell of Fox wee! Bring back the days of jeans that didn't fit around the waist, not the shins! Bring back dwarves and roses | |||
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package.
You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?
In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!
You both having a little get-together over the holidays?
I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture? "Ha ha ha that well just reminded me of the miners on fraggle rock | |||
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"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule Bollocks. Try being Ginger.
Ha ha what a terrible affliction to have to day with
GUUUAAAAAA
Its ok- having been bullied for it as a child- it turns out to be an asset as an adult!
(Sorry for highjacking!)
You're alright now, in this hipster day and age ginger is cool. Men have always loved red headed women, even ginger guys are getting on, despite the smell of Fox wee!
Bring back the days of jeans that didn't fit around the waist, not the shins! Bring back dwarves and roses "Best discussion of the day, many thanks I definitely feel the angst! Btw, I thought it was the smell of cold bacon, not fox wee? A separate discussion I think? | |||
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package.
You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?
In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!
You both having a little get-together over the holidays?
I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?
Ha ha ha that well just reminded me of the miners on fraggle rock "Doozers!! I have them all on DVD
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package.
You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?
In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!
You both having a little get-together over the holidays?
I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?
Ha ha ha that well just reminded me of the miners on fraggle rock "You know the song.. "Does at Fraggle Rock, grab a fraggle by his cock! Swing him round your head, now the fraggles dead!" | |||
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package.
You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?
In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!
You both having a little get-together over the holidays?
I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture? "It's a bit beneath me, if I'm being honest... | |||
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package.
You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?
In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!
You both having a little get-together over the holidays?
I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?
It's a bit beneath me, if I'm being honest... " you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one | |||
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package.
You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?
In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!
You both having a little get-together over the holidays?
I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?
It's a bit beneath me, if I'm being honest...
you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one "I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, "I'm not happy". To which I replied, "which one are you then?" | |||
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package.
You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?
In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!
You both having a little get-together over the holidays?
I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?
It's a bit beneath me, if I'm being honest...
you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one
I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, "I'm not happy". To which I replied, "which one are you then?""It was probably me.. Dopey, but I drive an Hgv.. Hmm bearded, sexual fundamentalist driving an Hgv don't go there, too soon. | |||
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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative. A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol. Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.
I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..
I don't give a fuuuuuck!
Sometimes I come in a nice package.
You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?
In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!
You both having a little get-together over the holidays?
I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?
It's a bit beneath me, if I'm being honest...
you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one
I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, "I'm not happy". To which I replied, "which one are you then?"
It was probably me.. Dopey, but I drive an Hgv.. Hmm bearded, sexual fundamentalist driving an Hgv don't go there, too soon. "I compensate for my height by driving something big.. When work finishes, I hop in my purple Nissan Micra train cart | |||
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" you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one "I'll stick with being an elf thanks. Tall, skinny, fey, beautiful, effete, loves nature, arrogant, smug and condescending.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI | |||
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" you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one
I'll stick with being an elf thanks.
Tall, skinny, fey, beautiful, effete, loves nature, arrogant, smug and condescending.
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"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI" | |||
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"I'm choking.. Coffee went down the wrong way. Thank you all for making me laugh. Most importantly Thankyou OP for starting the thread for the vertical challenged of 'Fabdom'. " Ahh that's nice coming from a big person.. You can be Aragorn. | |||
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"I'm choking.. Coffee went down the wrong way. Thank you all for making me laugh. Most importantly Thankyou OP for starting the thread for the vertical challenged of 'Fabdom'. Ahh that's nice coming from a big person.. You can be Aragorn." Legolas the elf made his presence felt earlier. We're just waiting on Gandalf and then we're set to find the One Ring! | |||
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"I'm choking.. Coffee went down the wrong way. Thank you all for making me laugh. Most importantly Thankyou OP for starting the thread for the vertical challenged of 'Fabdom'. Ahh that's nice coming from a big person.. You can be Aragorn. Legolas the elf made his presence felt earlier. We're just waiting on Gandalf and then we're set to find the One Ring! "I'm sure we'll be followed by a disgusting little pervert who wants the Ring all to himself. | |||
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"I slept with a guy who wasn't height, 5'7. MASSIVE willy, great sex. " Ron Jeremy? | |||
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"I slept with a guy who wasn't height, 5'7. MASSIVE willy, great sex. Ron Jeremy? " . He sprung to mind also. | |||
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"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI
"Was thinking shorter people as apposed to genetically described otherwise, that's the 100% intended context it was posted in, no need to be shocked. | |||
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"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI
Was thinking shorter people as apposed to genetically described otherwise, that's the 100% intended context it was posted in, no need to be shocked."Ah no, it was more like a 'wtf' rather than outright offended. | |||
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"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI
Was thinking shorter people as apposed to genetically described otherwise, that's the 100% intended context it was posted in, no need to be shocked.
Ah no, it was more like a 'wtf' rather than outright offended. "Our initial thoughts too. That's Randy Newman for you, controversial so and so..... | |||
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"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI
Was thinking shorter people as apposed to genetically described otherwise, that's the 100% intended context it was posted in, no need to be shocked.
Ah no, it was more like a 'wtf' rather than outright offended.
Our initial thoughts too. That's Randy Newman for you, controversial so and so....."I always associate him with Toy Story, and co writing The Three Amigos. Never thought of him as controversial, hence the shock. | |||
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"I slept with a guy who wasn't height, 5'7. MASSIVE willy, great sex. Ron Jeremy? " How'd you guess!?! | |||
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"Good thread OP. Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height. Nita For me height is an important factor. When looking for a playmate/partner I struggle to believe anyone that claims personality and sense of humour as the main asset. Visuals are what attract us...seldom enough to engage us long term if vacuous, but let's be honest, your gaze would linger longer over Dwayne Johnson than Warwick Davies. "Actually I'm far more likely to notice Warwick Davies... I've no idea who the other bloke is | |||
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"I'm choking.. Coffee went down the wrong way. Thank you all for making me laugh. Most importantly Thankyou OP for starting the thread for the vertical challenged of 'Fabdom'. Ahh that's nice coming from a big person.. You can be Aragorn. Legolas the elf made his presence felt earlier. We're just waiting on Gandalf and then we're set to find the One Ring!
I'm sure we'll be followed by a disgusting little pervert who wants the Ring all to himself. "Finding Boromir might be tricky. Whiny, entitled, bit of a dick. Not many like that on here. | |||
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"Good thread OP. Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height. Nita For me height is an important factor. When looking for a playmate/partner I struggle to believe anyone that claims personality and sense of humour as the main asset. Visuals are what attract us...seldom enough to engage us long term if vacuous, but let's be honest, your gaze would linger longer over Dwayne Johnson than Warwick Davies.
Actually I'm far more likely to notice Warwick Davies... I've no idea who the other bloke is "Don't be disrespecting Warwick! Haile Sellassie I | |||
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"I'm choking.. Coffee went down the wrong way. Thank you all for making me laugh. Most importantly Thankyou OP for starting the thread for the vertical challenged of 'Fabdom'. Ahh that's nice coming from a big person.. You can be Aragorn. Legolas the elf made his presence felt earlier. We're just waiting on Gandalf and then we're set to find the One Ring!
I'm sure we'll be followed by a disgusting little pervert who wants the Ring all to himself.
Finding Boromir might be tricky. Whiny, entitled, bit of a dick. Not many like that on here. "I'd volunteer if I wasn't already Dopey. | |||
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"Fook sake.. I'm only 5ft 2. I look up at elves lol " There's very little between you | |||
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"I slept with a guy who wasn't height, 5'7. MASSIVE willy, great sex. Ron Jeremy? " God, my mate has shagged him. Grim. | |||
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"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI"Hilarious! Thanks for posting. Have just sent this to all the short people I know via WhatsApp!! | |||
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"Don't mind a short man at all, as long as he's packing it "P.S. And so long he's not bothered by my height and that I'm large and loves me in heels. Shows that he has no issues and accepts me wholly. | |||
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"Don't mind a short man at all, as long as he's packing it
P.S. And so long he's not bothered by my height and that I'm large and loves me in heels. Shows that he has no issues and accepts me wholly."Wouldn't bother me in the slightest, if you've got it, flaunt it. | |||
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"I'm 6"3 and it can be difficult..... all small men have a problem with my height...... and I don't mean in a sexual situation just in normal day to day life. Bless the little guys
I'm just the perfect height to hit you in the bollocks you smug git! "I'm not smug....... but I am well hung!
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