FabSwingers.com forum: Cat s and dogs

By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

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so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .

me a dog person ..so giving with no

pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .

me a dog person ..so giving with no

pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol

But cats are also lithe and sensuous all the rubbing against you - me a cat

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .

me a dog person ..so giving with no

pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol

But cats are also lithe and sensuous all the rubbing against you - me a cat"

only when they want something ...pmsl

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .

me a dog person ..so giving with no

pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol

But cats are also lithe and sensuous all the rubbing against you - me a cat

only when they want something ...pmsl

and all that purrrrrrrrrrrrrring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i have a pussy but that dont make a cat lover

i love dogs....woof woof

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .

me a dog person ..so giving with no

pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol

But cats are also lithe and sensuous all the rubbing against you - me a cat

only when they want something ...pmsl

and all that purrrrrrrrrrrrrring"

yeah comes over as all bitchy tho ...they are so sneaky and hide when you want to put em out ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whenever would you want to put a pussy out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got some cheap pussy, I got some expensive pussy.... but I prefer dogs

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

lol....some people always remind me of bitchy cats ....tina turner always did with that mass of black hair and the way she walked ...

dont know why

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

pussy cats all the way....seven here...including mine

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

yeah comes over as all bitchy tho ...they are so sneaky and hide when you want to put em out ...lol"

cats bitchy, have you come across examples

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

and they all love to e stroked!!!!

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"pussy cats all the way....seven here...including mine

yours are so well behaved tho cheryl ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hm i got a cat myself , but wouldnt mind a dog , so guess im neither really .

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"and they all love to e stroked!!!!

yeah including there egos meeeeowwwwww lol

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"hm i got a cat myself , but wouldnt mind a dog , so guess im neither really ."

always good to live in harmony

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

oooooooh....now now PD...come on...make me purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...you know I don't scratch xxx

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"and they all love to e stroked!!!!

yeah including there egos meeeeowwwwww lol

or have i misunderstood them !!! pmsl

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Dog person here.

Cats are so fickle!!!

Only want you when THEY want you.

Feed me.

Stroke me.

DOnt stroke me.

Let me out...let me in...let me out.

Dogs just happy to be walked and sit and cuddle....ahhhhhh.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"and they all love to e stroked!!!!

yeah including there egos meeeeowwwwww lol

Both Toms and Queens lol

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"and they all love to e stroked!!!!

yeah including there egos meeeeowwwwww lol

or have i misunderstood them !!! pmsl

pmsl indeed....you know damn well that you never misunderstand them!

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"and they all love to e stroked!!!!

yeah including there egos meeeeowwwwww lol

Both Toms and Queens lol"

lol

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Dog person here.

Cats are so fickle!!!

Only want you when THEY want you.

Feed me.

Stroke me.

DOnt stroke me.

Let me out...let me in...let me out.

Dogs just happy to be walked and sit and cuddle....ahhhhhh."

yeah i know awwwwwwww love the dogs

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"and they all love to e stroked!!!!

yeah including there egos meeeeowwwwww lol

or have i misunderstood them !!! pmsl

pmsl indeed....you know damn well that you never misunderstand them!

well you never know ,,i tell you what when you think you lost a cat ...they disapear then nam suddenly scratch your door cus they want to use you or be fed or just want something in general ..so mercenary in my view ....i used to think they were cool but not sure now .,.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well am pussy by name....but not mean or nasty by nature....but some pussys are orrible sly creatures....so changeable and always have their claws out to jump out on you when you least expect it

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

so its pretty even then so far 2 for the pussy and 2 for the dog and one with one of each ...mmmmm interesting i will do more research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well this pussy purrrrrs....but as i said some pussies just extend their nails and scratch

give me a dog anyday....at least you know where you are with a dependable loveable honest dog

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"well am pussy by name....but not mean or nasty by nature....but some pussys are orrible sly creatures....so changeable and always have their claws out to jump out on you when you least expect it"

you know what hun i have noticed that ..where dogs sort of just wanna play and be mischievous and then whats next ....the cat just wont let go and hangs on in mid air trying to scratch nothing with its back legs ...weird really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well am pussy by name....but not mean or nasty by nature....but some pussys are orrible sly creatures....so changeable and always have their claws out to jump out on you when you least expect it

would change me name to dog in boots but it doesnt have the same ring

cats have fleas as well, dirty orrible things, you just dont know who they have been with, will go with just any tom, dick or harry

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"well am pussy by name....but not mean or nasty by nature....but some pussys are orrible sly creatures....so changeable and always have their claws out to jump out on you when you least expect it

would change me name to dog in boots but it doesnt have the same ring

cats have fleas as well, dirty orrible things, you just dont know who they have been with, will go with just any tom, dick or harry"

i love the way dogs look at you with big shinny noses and eyes that say ...come on lets play ....

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol....some people always remind me of bitchy cats ....tina turner always did with that mass of black hair and the way she walked ...

dont know why

i like tina turners music....but cant fecking stand her....she is a man midget with big hair....yuck how ugly can one woman be. would hate to resemble her

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

wonder why we refer to womens vages as pussy ??

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

i love the way dogs look at you with big shinny noses and eyes that say ...come on lets play ....

Well other than the shiny nose, I know a guy with eyes that say come on, let's play mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont like either as 'both' are arse lickers lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont like either as 'both' are arse lickers lmao"

Well that wouldn't put me off a woman

, so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont like either as 'both' are arse lickers lmao"

nothing wrong with getting ya arse licked, we would do it ourselves if we could

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"dont like either as 'both' are arse lickers lmao

nothing wrong with getting ya arse licked, we would do it ourselves if we could"

Just wish I could get myself into that position lol

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Dog for me...I have a spaniel and can never resist the big floppy ears and the sad droopy eyes. She is the most mischevious thing in the world. Actually..... sounds a bit like PD....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cats are just nasty feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cats are just nasty feckers"

yum yum dogs bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MUST BE DOGS

you heard the expression

the dogs bollocks

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Dog for me...I have a spaniel and can never resist the big floppy ears and the sad droopy eyes. She is the most mischevious thing in the world. Actually..... sounds a bit like PD....

I'll wag my tail for you anytime babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every dog has its day

need i say more

xxx

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"every dog has its day

need i say more

xxx"

indeed it does ...indeed it does !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah

DOGS RULE OKKKKKKK!!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

But can I just add

Some felines are really nice

Just takes one bad queen to spoil it for all the others

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"But can I just add

Some felines are really nice

Just takes one bad queen to spoil it for all the others"

well yeah but first impressions count i mean if its just scratching all the while ..and a dog is happy and being fun ..you cant help but wonder if they like anyone can you ..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm well well mend diving upon tv .Ah yi just missed it boy dived in pool his wee sperdos fell down LOL cheeky boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and they all love to e stroked!!!!

Here pussy, pussy

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Preffer Dogs as they are loyal, cats allways give me asthma or make my legs itch like mad!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Mmmm well well mend diving upon tv .Ah yi just missed it boy dived in pool his wee sperdos fell down LOL cheeky boy

Roughly translated

Men diving on TV, boy dived in his pool and his small Speedos fell down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to be a dog....

Never thought about it but being as I seem to spend half my life chasing pussy what else can I be lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to be a dog....

Never thought about it but being as I seem to spend half my life chasing pussy what else can I be lol....

wot sort of dog would u be mr notts, just asking out of curiosity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love dogs but they are hard work so have two gorgeous cutie ginger kittens....awwwwwwwww fook im getting soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now if a man said that, then its time to worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BUMP

miaoooow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BUMP

miaoooow"

BUMP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are just too many dogs about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woof woof i agree but i like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dogs can lick their own balls remember

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

too much of everything ...they eat em both in china you know ..wonder why they are off limits over here with horses too ..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too much of everything ...they eat em both in china you know ..wonder why they are off limits over here with horses too ..?"

i prefer mine in a plastic bowl coz i aint posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its funny like being at school again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww Phoenix Hun your the 2nd one thats ill today LOL first Mae wee puss puss now you gosh did you have good night aswell then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a tin bowl then puss puss ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a tin bowl then puss puss ?

miaow miaow....now feck off before i bite ya nuts off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww Phoenix Hun your the 2nd one thats ill today LOL first Mae wee puss puss now you gosh did you have good night aswell then ?

had a lovely night...just wish i could stop shitting thro the eye of a needle now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get some imodium down yer neck girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definately doggy people,can't be doing with any animal that can climb on your work tops.

Having said that we're not fond of all dogs,next doors have 4 of those Tea Cup Pomeranians.

Yap,Yap,Yap all the time and dress them up in little suits ffs.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definately doggy people,can't be doing with any animal that can climb on your work tops.

Having said that we're not fond of all dogs,next doors have 4 of those Tea Cup Pomeranians.

Yap,Yap,Yap all the time and dress them up in little suits ffs.

XXXX"

ave got a westie who has a denim skirt and a full reindeer outfit for xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think there are any cats that look like dogs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think there are any cats that look like dogs?"

no cats are mean nasty feckers dogs rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok what about dogs that look like cats?

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

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"ok what about dogs that look like cats?"

yeah i know of a few dogs that think its cool for cats ...to behave like one ...

but fail as most cats have bad manners really ...me me me me me me ...if it was a woman it would be a bunny boiler .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok what about dogs that look like cats?

yeah i know of a few dogs that think its cool for cats ...to behave like one ...

but fail as most cats have bad manners really ...me me me me me me ...if it was a woman it would be a bunny boiler .

a pussy bunny boiler...lol

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

so if you were a dog puss what would you like to be, me i would be a black newfoundland woof woof ....

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be a st bernard. be big and cuddly and rescue people out of deep shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to be a st bernard. be big and cuddly and rescue people out of deep shit"

plus i would have a barrel of rum on me so that would make me more appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

person or animal hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dog ya numpty...u been sniffing too many shitty nappies hun u need some fresh air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puss puss and kitty if you were a dog which breed would you be as what type of dog ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kitty if you were a dog which breed would you be as what type of dog ???

A crackchav, often found frequenting gutters and docklands - mostly unseen due to its unhealthy obsession with dark moist filthy places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao ok same question to yoursevles sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lmfao ok same question to yoursevles sin

So glad that you asked - a crackhead obviously, easily led into dark moist filthy crevices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where is the tatoos then can't see any LOL .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cats here .... one a daft moggy ... the other a psychotic killer of anything that moves.Both neutered girlies that bitch at each other all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lmao

How about yourself ? a cocknessmonster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

defo pussys for me love them xxx

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

have found that cats are like women

if you dont treat them right they go and live some where else

and I love them both

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

I have had both but they are so different. You can make a dog beg, sit, roll over and obey your will where as a cat is an independent creature and does as it chooses.

End of the day both are domestic pets in the main to amuse old ladies . Ok maybe not all are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would someone pass me my zimmer!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Would someone pass me my zimmer!

Lol you hardly need that. Its more the fact i associate yapping dogs and zonked out cats with little old ladies not the likes of your self young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lmao

How about yourself ? a cocknessmonster

love it

thats kitas new name

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lmao

How about yourself ? a cocknessmonster

love it

thats kitas new name"

He he he now thats a good name. You see that pop up and you just would have to look. Persuade him to change it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bump

cats make yer house stink of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would someone pass me my zimmer!

Lol you hardly need that. Its more the fact i associate yapping dogs and zonked out cats with little old ladies not the likes of your self young lady

Ooooh I say! freddie said young

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Would someone pass me my zimmer!

Lol you hardly need that. Its more the fact i associate yapping dogs and zonked out cats with little old ladies not the likes of your self young lady

Ooooh I say! freddie said young

He he he peeped at your pics and your far far from the zimmer frame stage. Your young allright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would someone pass me my zimmer!

Lol you hardly need that. Its more the fact i associate yapping dogs and zonked out cats with little old ladies not the likes of your self young lady

Ooooh I say! freddie said young

He he he peeped at your pics and your far far from the zimmer frame stage. Your young allright

*puts on old ladies voice from harry enfield* young man!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

elllllooooo young man

whats happened to tiger anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats all the way nowt like a warm pussy on your lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats all the way nowt like a warm pussy on your lap

in ya lap....ye big wuz...wouldnt ya rather have me pussy on yer face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats all the way nowt like a warm pussy on your lap

in ya lap....ye big wuz...wouldnt ya rather have me pussy on yer face"

One on lap one on face mmmm yummy Was on about just up from lap lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It goes to say gals

If a man calls you a pussy ya don’t mind.

If he calls ya a dog you blow up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It goes to say gals

If a man calls you a pussy ya don’t mind.

If he calls ya a dog you blow up.

no hun if he calls me a dog he gets to blow up his doll coz ave naffed off then

but looking at your bod you could call me wot ya like

get ya arse to barnsley u've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down girl easy LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF do I wanna go to Barnsley for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF do I wanna go to Barnsley for?"

to get my fookin boot up yer arse now ya numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF do I wanna go to Barnsley for?

to get my fookin boot up yer arse now ya numpty"

subtle

you want to come to barnsley to see boots spread eagled on the pool table at our social lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL loving it puss how was yet dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to Barnsley for the football. Why is she spread on ur pool table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been to Barnsley for the football. Why is she spread on ur pool table?"

were having a party

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"bump

cats make yer house stink of piss"

Yep

Stink o piss,

Stink

Cause allergies

Have fleas - even when dogs get fleas its cat fleas that they have!!!

Dog fleas are very very rare!!!

Claw and scratch

Meow non stop

Demand demand demand

Kick up the butt out thru the cat flap!!!

Prurrrrrrurrrurrrr indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dog ya numpty...u been sniffing too many shitty nappies hun u need some fresh air"

ROFL,ace!

That really tickled me!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bump

cats make yer house stink of piss

Yep

Stink o piss,

Stink

Cause allergies

Have fleas - even when dogs get fleas its cat fleas that they have!!!

Dog fleas are very very rare!!!

Claw and scratch

Meow non stop

Demand demand demand

Kick up the butt out thru the cat flap!!!

Prurrrrrrurrrurrrr indeed

ya forgot fur balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plus cats are malicious feckers. just when you think they are letting things smooth over, up they come and scratch the fook out of ya

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"plus cats are malicious feckers. just when you think they are letting things smooth over, up they come and scratch the fook out of ya"

Yeah.

They hide, and wait, and the pow!!!

Think the gonna win the fight - but never fully understand they are just NOT big enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"plus cats are malicious feckers. just when you think they are letting things smooth over, up they come and scratch the fook out of ya

Yeah.

They hide, and wait, and the pow!!!

Think the gonna win the fight - but never fully understand they are just NOT big enough!!!"

wow debs me n u reading off the same song sheet. we both hate fecking cats i think

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"plus cats are malicious feckers. just when you think they are letting things smooth over, up they come and scratch the fook out of ya

Yeah.

They hide, and wait, and the pow!!!

Think the gonna win the fight - but never fully understand they are just NOT big enough!!!"

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a dog person myself and not into pussies.

bloody things keep shatting in me garden

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"im a dog person myself and not into pussies.

bloody things keep shatting in me garden

ohhhh god they do that everywhere babe go from garden to garden on the quiet and then try to make it look like its not them .....its all me me me me me .

lmfao

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over a year ago

lmao

noooo its only MY garden they do it in, and they could crap for england, i use an old thong and try and splat them up the ass with a wet tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol its like childish games lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yerrr but its a big thong

i get loads hahahhhahaha

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"lmao

noooo its only MY garden they do it in, and they could crap for england, i use an old thong and try and splat them up the ass with a wet tissue

yeah but with dogs at least they never hide it do they and there owners ..sometimes clean it up ,,why dont cat owners ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cuz they aint met me yet

oh but they will.......they will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not brave enough i see lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they aint.noooooo

and the cats are "pussies"

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

Come to think of it ...you can sort of hear cats fucking late at night and then see the end result ...kittens ...but the dog you see them in the park or on any piece of land they dont give a fuck who sees em ,so i suppose the moggy is the introvert and the dog the exhibitionist .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ermmmmmmmm im a pussie then, heard and not seen. lmao

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"lol its like childish games lmao"

To me kitty your the only cat who is cool !!

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over a year ago

"lol its like childish games lmao

To me kitty your the only cat who is cool !!

thats it yer dead meat...wot about this pussy. aint talking to ya. was going to add the following:

you can sort of hear cats fucking late at night and then see the end result on their verifications lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooooooooooooooooooooo

nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cats everytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cats everytime."

the only cat i would love would be naughty kitty, would just luv to lap her up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pussy person, dogs are not my thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to be a dog....

Never thought about it but being as I seem to spend half my life chasing pussy what else can I be lol....

wot sort of dog would u be mr notts, just asking out of curiosity"

What sort... Ohh God? Errr....

If honest..... probably an English Bull Dog. Or a Boxer maybe.... Playful, cute... Robust....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have always fancied a "cocker"

myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to be a dog....

Never thought about it but being as I seem to spend half my life chasing pussy what else can I be lol....

wot sort of dog would u be mr notts, just asking out of curiosity

What sort... Ohh God? Errr....

If honest..... probably an English Bull Dog. Or a Boxer maybe.... Playful, cute... Robust...."

yeah your a english bull dog when your a gent, and a pitbull when you got your trollies in a twist

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"have always fancied a "cocker"

myself

ooooooooooooooooh yeah!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have always fancied a "cocker"

myself

ooooooooooooooooh yeah!!!!

i still just hate fecking cats

ova and out

lmfao

whats that saying

every dog has its day, but every bitch has two

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"have always fancied a "cocker"

myself

ooooooooooooooooh yeah!!!!

i still just hate fecking cats

ova and out

lmfao

BUMP

whats that saying

every dog has its day, but every bitch has two"

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"lol its like childish games lmao

To me kitty your the only cat who is cool !!

thats it yer dead meat...wot about this pussy. aint talking to ya. was going to add the following:

you can sort of hear cats fucking late at night and then see the end result on their verifications lmfao

yeah but at least they normally keep themselves to themselves puss ...lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lol its like childish games lmao

To me kitty your the only cat who is cool !!

thats it yer dead meat...wot about this pussy. aint talking to ya. was going to add the following:

you can sort of hear cats fucking late at night and then see the end result on their verifications lmfao

yeah but at least they normally keep themselves to themselves puss ...lol"

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"bump

cats make yer house stink of piss

Yep

Stink o piss,

Stink

Cause allergies

Have fleas - even when dogs get fleas its cat fleas that they have!!!

Dog fleas are very very rare!!!

Claw and scratch

Meow non stop

Demand demand demand

Kick up the butt out thru the cat flap!!!

Prurrrrrrurrrurrrr indeed

your not a cat lover are you debz lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone need neutering

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"anyone need neutering"

what so you can toss my balls to the dogs no way ..!!!!

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over a year ago

would toss anything u gave me hun

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"bump

cats make yer house stink of piss

Yep

Stink o piss,

Stink

Cause allergies

Have fleas - even when dogs get fleas its cat fleas that they have!!!

Dog fleas are very very rare!!!

Claw and scratch

Meow non stop

Demand demand demand

Kick up the butt out thru the cat flap!!!

Prurrrrrrurrrurrrr indeed

your not a cat lover are you debz lol "

ME and our ginger puss have a mutual understanding.

He stays away from me and i wont kick him up the japsie!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .

me a dog person ..so giving with no

pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol

"
i actually adore cats,i never trust anyone who dont like em to be honest.........dogs are simple creatures who require simple instruction to be obedient...you can never ever train a cat they do their own thing i sooooooooooo like that

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over a year ago

"i actually adore cats,i never trust anyone who dont like em to be honest.........dogs are simple creatures who require simple instruction to be obedient...you can never ever train a cat they do their own thing i sooooooooooo like that

Same here!

However, I love my dog as he is sooooooo sweet, loving and affectionate.

My cat is affectionate too, however, she is very aloof to those she does not like, just like me!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i actually adore cats,i never trust anyone who dont like em to be honest.........dogs are simple creatures who require simple instruction to be obedient...you can never ever train a cat they do their own thing i sooooooooooo like that

Same here!

However, I love my dog as he is sooooooo sweet, loving and affectionate.

My cat is affectionate too, however, she is very aloof to those she does not like, just like me!

"
and thats why adore cats

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

woof woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cats for me, dogs stink and cant look after them selves

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"cats for me, dogs stink and cant look after them selves

I've never had a stinky dog, but i must admit that cats are far better at opening the tin of food themselves!

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area

"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .

me a dog person ..so giving with no

pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol

"
i can think of one pussy cat on here that should be taken for a one way visit to the vet

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .

me a dog person ..so giving with no

pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol

i can think of one pussy cat on here that should be taken for a one way visit to the vet

Care to elaborate?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .

me a dog person ..so giving with no

pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol

i can think of one pussy cat on here that should be taken for a one way visit to the vet

Care to elaborate?"

Probably not!

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area

"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .

me a dog person ..so giving with no

pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol

i can think of one pussy cat on here that should be taken for a one way visit to the vet

Care to elaborate?

Probably not! "
elaborate??? meeee owwwww?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .

me a dog person ..so giving with no

pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol

i can think of one pussy cat on here that should be taken for a one way visit to the vet

Care to elaborate?

Probably not! elaborate??? meeee owwwww?

What on earth are you trying to say?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do love dogs to take for walks but as i havent had one for some years now and had two cats now im a cat person there just as affectionate

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