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"How are you lot? There are a few people on the downer today in the fora, because Christmas or because they don't get enough sex or just because. So if you need cheering up or looking for a laugh, even for a bit of faf, don't need to look any further. MrsSB is here Mwwwaaaa "I don't need cheering up but I'm up for a faf as you are offering | |||
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"Checking your booty out is all the pick me up I need at the moment. "Butt | |||
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"How are you lot? There are a few people on the downer today in the fora, because Christmas or because they don't get enough sex or just because. So if you need cheering up or looking for a laugh, even for a bit of faf, don't need to look any further. MrsSB is here Mwwwaaaa
I don't need cheering up but I'm up for a faf as you are offering "January is only around the corner | |||
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"I'm too moronic to realise I'm not happy
Faf?"Of course gorgeous. I'm getting a strap on for xmas | |||
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"Nah I'm good "Butt plug | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug "I prefer penis in my vagina  | |||
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"I'm just in a bit of an odd mood. Though pictures of butts are always good." Ladies our hatter need butt pics. Please inundated his message box with your rears. Thanks | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina "I don't have a penis. But hubby does | |||
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"I'm just in a bit of an odd mood. Though pictures of butts are always good. Ladies our hatter need butt pics. Please inundated his message box with your rears. Thanks "I will love you even more if that actually works. | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does "I'll collect some penis tomorrow   | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow "His is not a screw on/off one  | |||
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"I'm just in a bit of an odd mood. Though pictures of butts are always good. Ladies our hatter need butt pics. Please inundated his message box with your rears. Thanks
I will love you even more if that actually works. "I can put a new thread MI niño  | |||
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"I'm just in a bit of an odd mood. Though pictures of butts are always good. Ladies our hatter need butt pics. Please inundated his message box with your rears. Thanks
I will love you even more if that actually works. "You have mail Dear Hatter!! | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one "Neither is this one, it comes attached | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached "Which one? | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached
Which one? "To a hot body | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached
Which one?
To a hot body "So hubby | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached
Which one?
To a hot body
So hubby "Nope not this time  | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached
Which one?
To a hot body
So hubby
Nope not this time "Are you coming to the February social? | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached
Which one?
To a hot body
So hubby
Nope not this time
Are you coming to the February social? "Can I go shopping? | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached
Which one?
To a hot body
So hubby
Nope not this time
Are you coming to the February social?
Can I go shopping? "You go "shopping " a lot  | |||
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"I'm just in a bit of an odd mood. Though pictures of butts are always good. Ladies our hatter need butt pics. Please inundated his message box with your rears. Thanks
Well I just sent you about a dozen!
Happy Monday lovely!
I will love you even more if that actually works. " | |||
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"Well I'm fine thanks Mrs SB - manic this week but I " manic here too | |||
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"Very much down here  "Butt? | |||
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"I'm just in a bit of an odd mood. Though pictures of butts are always good. Ladies our hatter need butt pics. Please inundated his message box with your rears. Thanks
Well I just sent you about a dozen!
Happy Monday lovely!
I will love you even more if that actually works. "Bless Mama | |||
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"I'm just in a bit of an odd mood. Though pictures of butts are always good. Ladies our hatter need butt pics. Please inundated his message box with your rears. Thanks
Well I just sent you about a dozen!
Happy Monday lovely!
I will love you even more if that actually works.
Bless Mama "I'm best mama ever | |||
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"Well I'm fine thanks Mrs SB - manic this week but I
manic here too "...someone call my name???? | |||
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"Well I'm fine thanks Mrs SB - manic this week but I
manic here too ...someone call my name???? "I'm getting backache bend like this  | |||
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"Always happy here , blimey Charlie it was mad in Santa's grotto today . I had a hoot , shattered now lol "How is the bonner? | |||
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"Always happy here , blimey Charlie it was mad in Santa's grotto today . I had a hoot , shattered now lol
How is the bonner? "Still happily hard | |||
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"Mrs SB spreads joy with her forum posts! " Awww FaF? | |||
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"Always happy here , blimey Charlie it was mad in Santa's grotto today . I had a hoot , shattered now lol
How is the bonner?
Still happily hard "Can I play with it? | |||
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"Always happy here , blimey Charlie it was mad in Santa's grotto today . I had a hoot , shattered now lol
How is the bonner?
Still happily hard
Can I play with it? "Please do both hands I hope | |||
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"Always happy here , blimey Charlie it was mad in Santa's grotto today . I had a hoot , shattered now lol
How is the bonner?
Still happily hard
Can I play with it?
Please do both hands I hope "I will need both hands. Have you not seen the size of your thing?  | |||
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"I am resolute in my grumpiness today  "What's the matter? | |||
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"Always happy here , blimey Charlie it was mad in Santa's grotto today . I had a hoot , shattered now lol
How is the bonner?
Still happily hard
Can I play with it?
Please do both hands I hope
I will need both hands. Have you not seen the size of your thing? "Ha ha I always thought it was small to avarage , apparently not | |||
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"I am resolute in my grumpiness today
What's the matter? "The cold I've had for three weeks still won't shift, I've got about three times as much work to do as normal due to ad hoc requirements and people being off, and a couple of my friends won't be getting their Christmas gifts on time due to delivery delays. | |||
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"Always happy here , blimey Charlie it was mad in Santa's grotto today . I had a hoot , shattered now lol
How is the bonner?
Still happily hard
Can I play with it?
Please do both hands I hope
I will need both hands. Have you not seen the size of your thing?
Ha ha I always thought it was small to avarage , apparently not "Over 9in. Definitely not average my friend | |||
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"Always happy here , blimey Charlie it was mad in Santa's grotto today . I had a hoot , shattered now lol
How is the bonner?
Still happily hard
Can I play with it?
Please do both hands I hope
I will need both hands. Have you not seen the size of your thing?
Ha ha I always thought it was small to avarage , apparently not
Over 9in. Definitely not average my friend " | |||
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"I am resolute in my grumpiness today
What's the matter?
The cold I've had for three weeks still won't shift, I've got about three times as much work to do as normal due to ad hoc requirements and people being off, and a couple of my friends won't be getting their Christmas gifts on time due to delivery delays."For the cold you need fresh ginger and lemon tea Take time off. No work Go Tesco and get a bottle of Bailey for your friends. Sorted | |||
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"I don't need cheering up. But I do require my balloon and a filthy afternoon and night. And maybe a massage "YOU ARE IN CARDIFF
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"I'm currently a happy chicken, and am willing to spread to spread some happiness if people want some." Hatter wants butt pics | |||
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"I have pies and rissoles - I'm all set for Christmas so it's been a good day" Where are my pies? | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached
Which one?
To a hot body
So hubby
Nope not this time
Are you coming to the February social?
Can I go shopping?
You go "shopping " a lot "I can't help being a good shopper | |||
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"I don't need cheering up. But I do require my balloon and a filthy afternoon and night. And maybe a massage
YOU ARE IN CARDIFF
"I'll just go and cuddle my pillow | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached
Which one?
To a hot body
So hubby
Nope not this time
Are you coming to the February social?
Can I go shopping?
You go "shopping " a lot
I can't help being a good shopper "That's not for you to say. It's for others cocky | |||
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"I have pies and rissoles - I'm all set for Christmas so it's been a good day Where are my pies? "You want pies? I can give you pies | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached
Which one?
To a hot body
So hubby
Nope not this time
Are you coming to the February social?
Can I go shopping?
You go "shopping " a lot
I can't help being a good shopper
That's not for you to say. It's for others cocky "I really do mean shopping | |||
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"I have pies and rissoles - I'm all set for Christmas so it's been a good day Where are my pies?
You want pies? I can give you pies "Not cream pie. You filthy | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached
Which one?
To a hot body
So hubby
Nope not this time
Are you coming to the February social?
Can I go shopping?
You go "shopping " a lot
I can't help being a good shopper
That's not for you to say. It's for others cocky
I really do mean shopping "Sure you do | |||
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"I have pies and rissoles - I'm all set for Christmas so it's been a good day Where are my pies?
You want pies? I can give you pies
Not cream pie. You filthy "You are the only one mentioning cream - evidence is there ^ | |||
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"I have pies and rissoles - I'm all set for Christmas so it's been a good day Where are my pies?
You want pies? I can give you pies
Not cream pie. You filthy
You are the only one mentioning cream - evidence is there ^ "You were thinking it | |||
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"I could do wiv cheering up " Oh dear. What's the matter? | |||
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"I have pies and rissoles - I'm all set for Christmas so it's been a good day Where are my pies?
You want pies? I can give you pies
Not cream pie. You filthy " | |||
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"I could do wiv cheering up Oh dear. What's the matter? "I won't spoil the fun n bore u all lols plenty of reasons atm between work family etc etc but this is a nice happy friendly thread n hoping it can put a smile on my face n cheer me up a little so I can stop being a miserable git lols | |||
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"Nah I'm good
Butt plug
I prefer penis in my vagina
I don't have a penis. But hubby does
I'll collect some penis tomorrow
His is not a screw on/off one
Neither is this one, it comes attached
Which one?
To a hot body
So hubby
Nope not this time
Are you coming to the February social?
Can I go shopping?
You go "shopping " a lot
I can't help being a good shopper
That's not for you to say. It's for others cocky
I really do mean shopping
Sure you do "True story | |||
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"I could do wiv cheering up Oh dear. What's the matter?
I won't spoil the fun n bore u all lols plenty of reasons atm between work family etc etc but this is a nice happy friendly thread n hoping it can put a smile on my face n cheer me up a little so I can stop being a miserable git lols"Read through it. Some hilarious shit. Otherwise it's something wrong with you | |||
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"I have pies and rissoles - I'm all set for Christmas so it's been a good day Where are my pies?
You want pies? I can give you pies
Not cream pie. You filthy
You are the only one mentioning cream - evidence is there ^
You were thinking it "Never - I'm an angel | |||
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"I have pies and rissoles - I'm all set for Christmas so it's been a good day Where are my pies?
You want pies? I can give you pies
Not cream pie. You filthy
You are the only one mentioning cream - evidence is there ^
You were thinking it
Never - I'm an angel "Sure you are | |||
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"I could do wiv cheering up Oh dear. What's the matter?
I won't spoil the fun n bore u all lols plenty of reasons atm between work family etc etc but this is a nice happy friendly thread n hoping it can put a smile on my face n cheer me up a little so I can stop being a miserable git lols
Read through it. Some hilarious shit. Otherwise it's something wrong with you "I ave been some gold here | |||
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"Afternoon sexy, I was really happy until just before lunch a photo of a guy with half his face blown away was shown on my training course... Put me right off my spag bol I had brought for my lunch... Also the dawning realisation that I won't be getting a PFC kinda put a downer on my mood too... Yep, no Pre Chrimbo Fuckery for me... But apart from that, I'm tickety boo... "Do you want so chorizo less paella? | |||
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"Afternoon sexy, I was really happy until just before lunch a photo of a guy with half his face blown away was shown on my training course... Put me right off my spag bol I had brought for my lunch... Also the dawning realisation that I won't be getting a PFC kinda put a downer on my mood too... Yep, no Pre Chrimbo Fuckery for me... But apart from that, I'm tickety boo...
Do you want so chorizo less paella? "Can I fuck it or is it only for eating? | |||
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"Afternoon sexy, I was really happy until just before lunch a photo of a guy with half his face blown away was shown on my training course... Put me right off my spag bol I had brought for my lunch... Also the dawning realisation that I won't be getting a PFC kinda put a downer on my mood too... Yep, no Pre Chrimbo Fuckery for me... But apart from that, I'm tickety boo...
Do you want so chorizo less paella?
Can I fuck it or is it only for eating? "Fuck me . Eat the paella | |||
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"Afternoon sexy, I was really happy until just before lunch a photo of a guy with half his face blown away was shown on my training course... Put me right off my spag bol I had brought for my lunch... Also the dawning realisation that I won't be getting a PFC kinda put a downer on my mood too... Yep, no Pre Chrimbo Fuckery for me... But apart from that, I'm tickety boo...
Do you want so chorizo less paella?
Can I fuck it or is it only for eating?
Fuck me . Eat the paella "Can I not fuck you and eat you (in the oral sense) instead? | |||
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"I'm too moronic to realise I'm not happy
Faf?
Of course gorgeous. I'm getting a strap on for xmas "Oooo. Rushes off to get extra lube | |||
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"Afternoon sexy, I was really happy until just before lunch a photo of a guy with half his face blown away was shown on my training course... Put me right off my spag bol I had brought for my lunch... Also the dawning realisation that I won't be getting a PFC kinda put a downer on my mood too... Yep, no Pre Chrimbo Fuckery for me... But apart from that, I'm tickety boo...
Do you want so chorizo less paella?
Can I fuck it or is it only for eating?
Fuck me . Eat the paella
Can I not fuck you and eat you (in the oral sense) instead? "Of course. But nor cannibalism | |||
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"I'm too moronic to realise I'm not happy
Faf?
Of course gorgeous. I'm getting a strap on for xmas
Oooo. Rushes off to get extra lube " | |||
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"Afternoon sexy, I was really happy until just before lunch a photo of a guy with half his face blown away was shown on my training course... Put me right off my spag bol I had brought for my lunch... Also the dawning realisation that I won't be getting a PFC kinda put a downer on my mood too... Yep, no Pre Chrimbo Fuckery for me... But apart from that, I'm tickety boo...
Do you want so chorizo less paella?
Can I fuck it or is it only for eating?
Fuck me . Eat the paella
Can I not fuck you and eat you (in the oral sense) instead?
Of course. But nor cannibalism "Ok, I promise to be strictly vegetarian | |||
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"Afternoon sexy, I was really happy until just before lunch a photo of a guy with half his face blown away was shown on my training course... Put me right off my spag bol I had brought for my lunch... Also the dawning realisation that I won't be getting a PFC kinda put a downer on my mood too... Yep, no Pre Chrimbo Fuckery for me... But apart from that, I'm tickety boo...
Do you want so chorizo less paella?
Can I fuck it or is it only for eating?
Fuck me . Eat the paella
Can I not fuck you and eat you (in the oral sense) instead?
Of course. But nor cannibalism
Ok, I promise to be strictly vegetarian "Deal | |||
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