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Titanic!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love it....so romantic xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beats the football for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some 1 has 2 watch it

the sinking of man utd ooops

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I have it on the idiot box as well. Love a good cry xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oooh me too, releases the hormones lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from a man`s side it a ok film and if it makes the ladys happy then i will sit through it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awww arn't you lovely...its a pretty long film to sit through x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww arn't you lovely...its a pretty long film to sit through x"
but it all love and that sloppy stuff..and like i say you women put up with all the man crap films

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im not watching it, there is only so much of that film i can take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sticking with Face/Off - much more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sticking with Face/Off - much more fun"

oh didnt no that was on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill bill vol 1 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being bank holiday a lot of old movies are on

none fits for me really lol

what ever happen with james bond

or the usual carry on's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww arn't you lovely...its a pretty long film to sit through x"

It's OK to doze off for a bit - she'll never notice

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

deer hunter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Bond and carry on was on this afternoon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this film, always makes me cry. I was relegated to the bedroom to watch it though as my son was watching the footie downstairs, wearing Barca shirt and cheering like a mad thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"James Bond and carry on was on this afternoon lol"
not were i am its not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont see how they can turn a tragedy into a love story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen it ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it....so romantic xxx"

Seen it. Predictable. Ship sinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad acting

Really crap film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad acting

Really crap film "

Yeah too right. Like you play a violin and a ship is sinking beneath you and you say, "Ok chaps, one for the road?"... like fook, you think, Violin v lifejacket? Fuck off Mozart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 'not the Titanic' joke.

A magician worked on a cruise ship.

The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, It's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days.

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could hold back no longer and said...

"OK, I give up. Where's the fuckin' ship?"?

Copy and pasted from elsewhere so apologies for typos and poor punctuation etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad acting

Really crap film

Yeah too right. Like you play a violin and a ship is sinking beneath you and you say, "Ok chaps, one for the road?"... like fook, you think, Violin v lifejacket? Fuck off Mozart! "

Now I like mozart but if anyone thinks leonardo can act!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont see how they can turn a tragedy into a love story"
put a young attractive couple show her boobs an start snogging

easy as that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont see how they can turn a tragedy into a love storyput a young attractive couple show her boobs an start snogging

easy as that lol "

There must have been loads of people in steerage as the Titanic went down who got down to some serious cock sucking. I mean, if you're gonna blow you might as well do it in style!!

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By *iccadilly PrickMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Bet rose would have loved a load of spunk all over her posh face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet rose would have loved a load of spunk all over her posh face"

Is EastEnders not on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never watched it. Never going to. Urgh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet rose would have loved a load of spunk all over her posh face

Is EastEnders not on?"

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