FabSwingers.com forum: Chrustmas crackers.

By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Post your Christmas cracker jokes here...

I put my Hawaiian pizza in the oven and burnt it,, I should have put it on alloha setting.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What do hedgehogs eat for dinner..... Prickled onions

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

Wonky.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Why is Christmas cold?

Because it's in decembrrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a woman between two goal posts?

A net

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't polar bears eat penguins

Cant get the wrapper

I once knew a man with a wooden leg, name smith.

Really? What was his other leg called

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm going blind

You are.

How do you know?

This is a chip shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call two robbers?

A pair of knickers

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ah! At the office Xmas lunchy thing last week as a gesture of their generosity, the crappy restaurant gave us crappy Xmas pressies, the cheap ones with a crappy crown, crappy bit of plastic that you have to work out what it's for and a crappy joke.

I quickly asked for all the jokes so I could have a look and then said,

OMG!! These are terrible!

And people were like, "What? What? What do they say?"

So I 'read' out a few jokes so utterly vile I can't repeat them on the forum and there were intakes of breath, two stiffled giggles and my boss saying we should complain to the restaurant.

Then she asked to see one that actually reads:

"Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had a low "elf" esteem!"

"[JOE!!!]"

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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago

north kensington w10

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?........to see his flat mate!

I thank you!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Wots black and white and red all over.....

A penguin with sunburn

Wear do snow men and women go to dance.......

At a snow ball

A snow man wos set on fire and melded .......

Police never found the body but did find a a rosted carrout.

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