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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Being with all my family

What about you lot

MrsSB

PS Christmas fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to see my kids open their presents...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sodding Playmobil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The business of Christmas shopping and people scuttling everywhere when out

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The come down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The enforced jollity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing that when you've wrapped all the presents the paper will end up in the bin

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting that look because you've not got them "special" cards grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything "

All of it?...surely not?

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

That it started in August in the shops!!!!! Bored with it now x

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Xmas cards with verse inside, but I supose that holds true for birthdays too.

Bread sauce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sprouts "

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Family politics, 'duty' and 'obligation'

Obscene excess, and the way we're all ripped off with prices that are slashed from Boxing Day

The expectation you should feel/behave a certain way because of a specific date on the calendar

Crappy Christmas music in shops, pubs, restaurants etc.

Writing cards

Putting up the sodding tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being nice to relatives you never normally see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People turn into grumpy, whinging bastards who are normally pleasant all year. Being a grumpy, whinging bastard is for life, not just for Christmas.

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Not being able to see my kids open their presents..."

For me it's not having mine here first thing in the morning,waking up xmas day on your tod isn't the best. I do have them mid morning though til boxing day.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

That the peace and harmony only exists for such a short time

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Sprouts

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Oh yeah and sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having my mum here

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"Not having my mum here "

Hugs .... I feel the same about not having my dad around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being with all my family

What about you lot

MrsSB

PS Christmas fuck? "

What I hate about Christmas is being without my family.

It would have been my daughters birthday on the 7th, my mother's on the 17th.

By a twist of fate, my "spare" mother passed away on the 17th (this week).

Christmas holds no cheer for me.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

dealing with sellotape..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss my mum even more this time of year.

Spending far too much money.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Miss not having mum and dad here. Spending too much money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elton John's step into Christmas. It makes me feel enraged

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Being with all my family

What about you lot

MrsSB

PS Christmas fuck? "

You love and hate Christmas for the Sam resoun ???

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Sharing my kids with endless grandparents & their dad. He's a great dad but I would love 1 Christmas Day where they don't have to get dressed & leave the house.

We're having Christmas on Boxing Day instead.

JG x

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I hate being a glorified servant. I'm a carer and do everything for my parents. They quite merrily invite all their single friends and family around so they're not on their own for Christmas. Nobody ever asks if i mind catering for everyone. I have to spend the whole festive period cooking and cleaning up after them all and nobody even so much as says "thanks, that was a lovely meal". Just for once i would like for them to not take me for granted and actually appreciate my hard work.

I would quite happily work every day over the Christmas period instead. At least that way i would be paid and my boss would say thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not having my mum here

Hugs .... I feel the same about not having my dad around "

same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas . The end

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Elton John's step into Christmas. It makes me feel enraged "

Well thanks for that little ear worm!

I too feel enraged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing that January is just around the corner.

Absolute shite of a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the whole bloody thing BAH HUMBUG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I love Christmas

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Christmas? Let me count the ways:

* Xmas ads are shite. They are not seasonal jollities - they just sell shite.

* Adverts tell you to over-consume and then come the inevitable ads for Weight Watchers in the New Year.

* Xmas jumpers - should be banned along with the pricks who wear them.

* The panic buying - because the shops are shut for a day&half. WTF?

* Getting and the disposing of Xmas pressies that you don't like.

* Xmas music - rubbish

* Xmas films - yawn.

* Office parties.

* Systematised lying to children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it's on the wrong day...21st December is the end of the descent into ever more darkness, or the 22nd is 1 second more daylight than the 21st so the rebirth of light and hope, but the 25th? nothing of importance happens, except chaos.

I do like some of it though, the dead calm of boxing day, after the tempest of the 25th, the closed shops for an hour or 3 it's not all bad

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Christmas? Let me count the ways:

* Xmas ads are shite. They are not seasonal jollities - they just sell shite.

* Adverts tell you to over-consume and then come the inevitable ads for Weight Watchers in the New Year.

* Xmas jumpers - should be banned along with the pricks who wear them.

* The panic buying - because the shops are shut for a day&half. WTF?

* Getting and the disposing of Xmas pressies that you don't like.

* Xmas music - rubbish

* Xmas films - yawn.

* Office parties.

* Systematised lying to children."

Feeling better?

Faf?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Christmas? Let me count the ways:

* Xmas ads are shite. They are not seasonal jollities - they just sell shite.

* Adverts tell you to over-consume and then come the inevitable ads for Weight Watchers in the New Year.

* Xmas jumpers - should be banned along with the pricks who wear them.

* The panic buying - because the shops are shut for a day&half. WTF?

* Getting and the disposing of Xmas pressies that you don't like.

* Xmas music - rubbish

* Xmas films - yawn.

* Office parties.

* Systematised lying to children.

Feeling better?

Faf? "

I'm sure I'll think of some more...

But always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to work Xmas is another day this year

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Having to work Xmas is another day this year "

Or, for that matter, those pointless couple of work days you have to to as leave after Xmas but before New Year.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Being with all my family

What about you lot

MrsSB

PS Christmas fuck? "

Not seeing my Spanish bestie!

Night out in January for us ladybird xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to work Xmas is another day this year

Or, for that matter, those pointless couple of work days you have to to as leave after Xmas but before New Year. "

Unfortunately I'm working straight to new years day apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get the toys out of the packaging. They're so well packed some of them need a screwdriver. A screwdriver!!

Nobody has time to rummage in the tool drawer that contains everything except the right sized screwdriver.

If i wanted to open it with a wallplug i'd be ok, 1000's of those fuckers lying about the drawer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sprouts

Oh yeah and sprouts "

Sprouts is the best bit !!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Living with someone who hates Christmas, could put the dampers on my favourite time of year...but nah...in retrospect, nothing...love Christmas!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Being with all my family

What about you lot

MrsSB

PS Christmas fuck?

Not seeing my Spanish bestie!

Night out in January for us ladybird xxx"

Tots

Be afraid. Be very afraid hanky and sb are going great on the loose in January

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not being with the kids

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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago

north kensington w10


"The enforced jollity"

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating chocolate and biscuits for about a month after it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Chicken is much better than turkey

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"The enforced jollity

This! "

Am I bovver'd?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ah! How could I forget the tyranny of the office Secret Santa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing. I love everything about Christmas.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Absolutely nothing. I love everything about Christmas. "

There is another thread about what I love about xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing that January is just around the corner.

Absolute shite of a month.

"

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-the enforced jollity, as if there's something wrong with you because society says so.

-the crappy decorations and decorations everywhere making my sensory problems even worse.

-anything to do with Xmas and the workplace - secret Santa, Xmas jumpers, senior managers being down with the kids by reindeer antlers etc

-seasonal alcoholics

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Shitty Xmas crackers

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Shitty Xmas crackers"

Because I'm too lazy to cut n' paste...

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/583583#message_12071964

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely nothing. I love everything about Christmas.

There is another thread about what I love about xmas "

I'll post it there, too

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Another reason (personal this time):

It means the suspension of a fuck buddy arrangement.

Pfft.

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

Soppy xmas films.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Trying to get the toys out of the packaging. They're so well packed some of them need a screwdriver. A screwdriver!!

Nobody has time to rummage in the tool drawer that contains everything except the right sized screwdriver.

If i wanted to open it with a wallplug i'd be ok, 1000's of those fuckers lying about the drawer...

"

i loved your rant..thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who fucking whinge about being single especially at this time of year *yawns*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I live the shebang of Christmas lol I get so bluming excited

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sorry I live the shebang of Christmas lol I get so bluming excited "
christmas is cumming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting that look because you've not got them "special" cards grrr "

I got my family special cards for the 1st time as I can afford to now. (My own money n all that) n I'm still waiting for a thank you. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christmas? Let me count the ways:

* Xmas ads are shite. They are not seasonal jollities - they just sell shite.

* Adverts tell you to over-consume and then come the inevitable ads for Weight Watchers in the New Year.

* Xmas jumpers - should be banned along with the pricks who wear them.

* The panic buying - because the shops are shut for a day&half. WTF?

* Getting and the disposing of Xmas pressies that you don't like.

* Xmas music - rubbish

* Xmas films - yawn.

* Office parties.

* Systematised lying to children."

Think I'll upload my new pics xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For once I'm not feeling like the Grinch

"Deck the halls with boughs of holly .. fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaa!"

( Father Christmas icon thingy )

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Being with all my family

What about you lot

MrsSB

PS Christmas fuck?

What I hate about Christmas is being without my family.

It would have been my daughters birthday on the 7th, my mother's on the 17th.

By a twist of fate, my "spare" mother passed away on the 17th (this week).

Christmas holds no cheer for me."

Hugs

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not being with family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The expectation of me to care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to work Xmas is another day this year

Or, for that matter, those pointless couple of work days you have to to as leave after Xmas but before New Year. "

I nearly always work those. There's no bugger else in so no one phones or emails, I can wear slippers in the office and munch on leftover chocolates, and get about a fortnight's work done in 2 days. It's like work without the people, so much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to work Xmas is another day this year

Or, for that matter, those pointless couple of work days you have to to as leave after Xmas but before New Year.

I nearly always work those. There's no bugger else in so no one phones or emails, I can wear slippers in the office and munch on leftover chocolates, and get about a fortnight's work done in 2 days. It's like work without the people, so much better "

I usually have to as well. December is the most common company year end and accountants like to leave submitting tax returns to the last possible minute

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

The smugness of my bathroom scales post Boxing Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to work Xmas is another day this year

Or, for that matter, those pointless couple of work days you have to to as leave after Xmas but before New Year.

I nearly always work those. There's no bugger else in so no one phones or emails, I can wear slippers in the office and munch on leftover chocolates, and get about a fortnight's work done in 2 days. It's like work without the people, so much better "

Me too! They're the best office days to work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to work Xmas is another day this year

Or, for that matter, those pointless couple of work days you have to to as leave after Xmas but before New Year.

I nearly always work those. There's no bugger else in so no one phones or emails, I can wear slippers in the office and munch on leftover chocolates, and get about a fortnight's work done in 2 days. It's like work without the people, so much better

I usually have to as well. December is the most common company year end and accountants like to leave submitting tax returns to the last possible minute "

I usually choose to...end of March is my evil year end time instead so December is the calm before the storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smugness of my bathroom scales post Boxing Day "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to work Xmas is another day this year

Or, for that matter, those pointless couple of work days you have to to as leave after Xmas but before New Year.

I nearly always work those. There's no bugger else in so no one phones or emails, I can wear slippers in the office and munch on leftover chocolates, and get about a fortnight's work done in 2 days. It's like work without the people, so much better

I usually have to as well. December is the most common company year end and accountants like to leave submitting tax returns to the last possible minute

I usually choose to...end of March is my evil year end time instead so December is the calm before the storm "

'No you fuckwits' is my most used phrase between Christmas and New Year. Some total boneheads out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pressure I'm put under to do absolutely everything with no help! I'm usually exhausted come Xmas day.

The shitty weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to work Xmas is another day this year

Or, for that matter, those pointless couple of work days you have to to as leave after Xmas but before New Year.

I nearly always work those. There's no bugger else in so no one phones or emails, I can wear slippers in the office and munch on leftover chocolates, and get about a fortnight's work done in 2 days. It's like work without the people, so much better "

Yes!!! I love this time - like being allowed to bring slippers to school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries. Everything needs fucking batteries and the toys companies are too cheap to include them

I always aim to get a few of each type but always seem to miss one, usually those weird rectangle ones

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I like many parts of christmas but despair at the overflowing bins full of needless rubbish in the following days..and I hate seeing blokes full of testosterone getting extremely pissed and being arseholes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to work Xmas is another day this year

Or, for that matter, those pointless couple of work days you have to to as leave after Xmas but before New Year.

I nearly always work those. There's no bugger else in so no one phones or emails, I can wear slippers in the office and munch on leftover chocolates, and get about a fortnight's work done in 2 days. It's like work without the people, so much better

Yes!!! I love this time - like being allowed to bring slippers to school! "

You were allowed to take slippers to school?

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Hate is to strong a word!

Dislike, the people who are 'Bar Humbug' about Christmas.

And to those and everyone else

Merry Christmas and a Happy new year

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Trying to get the toys out of the packaging. They're so well packed some of them need a screwdriver. A screwdriver!!

Nobody has time to rummage in the tool drawer that contains everything except the right sized screwdriver.

If i wanted to open it with a wallplug i'd be ok, 1000's of those fuckers lying about the drawer...

"

Thank heavens for the obligatory Christmas crackers..

Why do you think you always get a little packet of screwdrivers in the Christmas crackers..

And a sewing kit, that's to do diy sutures on yourself cos you slipped with the tiny little fucker and stuck the screwdriver through your finger..

And the nail clippers are perfect to remove the stitches a few days later..

See, these things are all put in the crackers for a purpose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work being closed so cant work and loose the fact don't see my daughter

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Having to work Xmas is another day this year

Or, for that matter, those pointless couple of work days you have to to as leave after Xmas but before New Year.

I nearly always work those. There's no bugger else in so no one phones or emails, I can wear slippers in the office and munch on leftover chocolates, and get about a fortnight's work done in 2 days. It's like work without the people, so much better

Yes!!! I love this time - like being allowed to bring slippers to school!

You were allowed to take slippers to school?"

I work those days too. No-one around, can get on with stuff and can have the radio on loudly. Plus everyone else is on holiday so no work emails to ping at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of it ........

Maybe not hate........... strongly dislike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smugness of my bathroom scales post Boxing Day "

This, absolutely this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That everywhere you go it's constant Christmas music. I've had enough of hearing it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate nothing about Christmas

I send the people I want cards

I see the people I want for Christmas

No rude relatives

We eat what we want

We do what we want

No stress no drama

Food toys relaxing

Avoiding the stressed people doing their shopping

Having a thick skin when out in public

And ignoring rude people

It's the time when magic happens

There is people with Alot less then all of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to work Xmas is another day this year

Or, for that matter, those pointless couple of work days you have to to as leave after Xmas but before New Year.

I nearly always work those. There's no bugger else in so no one phones or emails, I can wear slippers in the office and munch on leftover chocolates, and get about a fortnight's work done in 2 days. It's like work without the people, so much better

Yes!!! I love this time - like being allowed to bring slippers to school!

You were allowed to take slippers to school?"

Yes when it snowed or if we had heavy rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to get the toys out of the packaging. They're so well packed some of them need a screwdriver. A screwdriver!!

Nobody has time to rummage in the tool drawer that contains everything except the right sized screwdriver.

If i wanted to open it with a wallplug i'd be ok, 1000's of those fuckers lying about the drawer...

Thank heavens for the obligatory Christmas crackers..

Why do you think you always get a little packet of screwdrivers in the Christmas crackers..

And a sewing kit, that's to do diy sutures on yourself cos you slipped with the tiny little fucker and stuck the screwdriver through your finger..

And the nail clippers are perfect to remove the stitches a few days later..

See, these things are all put in the crackers for a purpose... "

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Sprouts "

There is nothing wrong with fart buttons.

Due to my shifts another christmas with my mum stuck up in Liverpool.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

The Christians stole it!

"Saturnalia" people celebrate at this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to get the toys out of the packaging. They're so well packed some of them need a screwdriver. A screwdriver!!

Nobody has time to rummage in the tool drawer that contains everything except the right sized screwdriver.

If i wanted to open it with a wallplug i'd be ok, 1000's of those fuckers lying about the drawer...

Thank heavens for the obligatory Christmas crackers..

Why do you think you always get a little packet of screwdrivers in the Christmas crackers..

And a sewing kit, that's to do diy sutures on yourself cos you slipped with the tiny little fucker and stuck the screwdriver through your finger..

And the nail clippers are perfect to remove the stitches a few days later..

See, these things are all put in the crackers for a purpose... "

Posh crackers eh? All I get is a plastic moustache and one of those 'magic' fish things!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I like christmas but also like the fact idea that..

Mithra..the Persian god, a god-man and saviour is down as being born on dec 25th...

Osiris (Egyptian) and saviour god is celebrated on dec 25th

Dionysus (Greek) a saviour god born on dec 25th

Attis of Roman mythology, born as mankinds saviour on dec 25th...

No-one really knows when Jesus was born, it was never recorded

But...I am not an atheist

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

All the bloody packaging and paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the bloody packaging and paper "

And they've decreed it can't go in the recycling bin now too

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

The overflowing bins are really depressing after xmas....commercialism rammed down your throat pre xmas and shoved up your arse post xmas

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I ignore it as much as possible really. I really can't stand how early it starts - completely spoils it. I remember my Mum being shocked that someone in our street had put their decorations up on Dec 1st. Really not the done thing - those were the days!

I'm one of those weird people who actually enjoys January and its emptiness. I've made it a month to quietly get on with and enjoy things "for me".

That's usually just as simple as walks on the beaches of West Wales, but they're cherishable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ignore it as much as possible really. I really can't stand how early it starts - completely spoils it. I remember my Mum being shocked that someone in our street had put their decorations up on Dec 1st. Really not the done thing - those were the days!

I'm one of those weird people who actually enjoys January and its emptiness. I've made it a month to quietly get on with and enjoy things "for me".

That's usually just as simple as walks on the beaches of West Wales, but they're cherishable.

"

Well said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Christmas but I don't like the comedown and going back to work and feeling I've nothing to look forward to, I really hate January.

I've always said I'll book a holiday in January but I never do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its starting already - the bickering - be glad when its all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christmas? Let me count the ways:

* Xmas ads are shite. They are not seasonal jollities - they just sell shite.

* Adverts tell you to over-consume and then come the inevitable ads for Weight Watchers in the New Year.

* Xmas jumpers - should be banned along with the pricks who wear them.

* The panic buying - because the shops are shut for a day&half. WTF?

* Getting and the disposing of Xmas pressies that you don't like.

* Xmas music - rubbish

* Xmas films - yawn.

* Office parties.

* Systematised lying to children."

What about Christmas pudding and mince pies Joe?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Being with all my family

What about you lot

MrsSB

PS Christmas fuck?

Not seeing my Spanish bestie!

Night out in January for us ladybird xxx

Tots

Be afraid. Be very afraid hanky and sb are going great on the loose in January "

Watch out world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussel Sprouts

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

i eat too much and usually put on a few pounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who complain about Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who complain about Christmas "

Ah, the follies of youth.

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