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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mum knows im a swinger! lol

She came round my flat to visit as it was my birthday yesterday. I have a 40inch tv in my frontroom, connected to my computer..... anyway I was on fabs as you do on a sat morning thinking nothing of it, left it on and started the washing up..... 15mins later theres a knock on my door, so I answer it completly forgetting about whats on my tv screen lol, anyway I was trying to make my flat look presentable, picking up socks, boxers, ect off the floor and she walks in the frontroom! I walk in 3 or 4 mins later see the tv screen, and my hart sunk! I walked straight over and turned my tv off, what a prick I am!

lol think she noticed the 40inch plasma with FAB SWINGERS home page on it??? lol

ha ha gota laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops...how did she act with you?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

thats a big opps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be even more embarrassing if shed recognised the site!!!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

DOH!!!!!

I thought for a moment you were going to say she had recognised you on the site! That would have been far more disturbing!

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Cats out the bag then

Mercedes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

least there aren't any pictures on the home page especially of yourself..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She didnt say anything, just acted normal, when I was younger and used to live at home with her with my girlfriend at the time, she asked me, and I quote...... Would you mind keeping the bonking down at night please, you 2 are very loud and keeping the house up lol

Thought that was bad but this is much much worse! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bonus no need to hide now one way to come out the closet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol..oops Im sure she will be fine with it if she wasnt she would have said something then i think lol..sorry shouldnt laugh

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Well you wanted to do something memorable on your birthday...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol..oops Im sure she will be fine with it if she wasnt she would have said something then i think lol..sorry shouldnt laugh "

LAUGH I am! it is funny rather this was someone els post and I was laughing at them, I must admit ha ha but I do see the funny side of it!

And I dont give a fuck anyway only see her once a month im 25 not a child lol she will have to lump it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least she knows you have a healthy appetite for sex......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol..oops Im sure she will be fine with it if she wasnt she would have said something then i think lol..sorry shouldnt laugh

LAUGH I am! it is funny rather this was someone els post and I was laughing at them, I must admit ha ha but I do see the funny side of it!

And I dont give a fuck anyway only see her once a month im 25 not a child lol she will have to lump it lol"

Just as long as she dont get any ideas and gets curious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least she knows you have a healthy appetite for sex...... "

oh yh thats great!........note the sacasm lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol..oops Im sure she will be fine with it if she wasnt she would have said something then i think lol..sorry shouldnt laugh

LAUGH I am! it is funny rather this was someone els post and I was laughing at them, I must admit ha ha but I do see the funny side of it!

And I dont give a fuck anyway only see her once a month im 25 not a child lol she will have to lump it lol

Just as long as she dont get any ideas and gets curious."

ha ha thats a horrible thought! no chance tho she is a prude!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Ah out of the closet eh? lol. bless. Sounds like its not going to be a drama, lets face it, she probably just assumed some porn site you were having a perve at, not necessarily being active on. Anyway, us mums have seen it all and are hard to shock. Trying not to giggle honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah out of the closet eh? lol. bless. Sounds like its not going to be a drama, lets face it, she probably just assumed some porn site you were having a perve at, not necessarily being active on. Anyway, us mums have seen it all and are hard to shock. Trying not to giggle honest. "

ha ha ha true! she might of thought I was looking at porn lol but thats not great either is it lol

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Ah out of the closet eh? lol. bless. Sounds like its not going to be a drama, lets face it, she probably just assumed some porn site you were having a perve at, not necessarily being active on. Anyway, us mums have seen it all and are hard to shock. Trying not to giggle honest.

ha ha ha true! she might of thought I was looking at porn lol but thats not great either is it lol"

If I can accept it in my nearly 16 yo son so can she....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah out of the closet eh? lol. bless. Sounds like its not going to be a drama, lets face it, she probably just assumed some porn site you were having a perve at, not necessarily being active on. Anyway, us mums have seen it all and are hard to shock. Trying not to giggle honest.

ha ha ha true! she might of thought I was looking at porn lol but thats not great either is it lol

If I can accept it in my nearly 16 yo son so can she.... "

lol your sons a swinger? how do you know?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Ah out of the closet eh? lol. bless. Sounds like its not going to be a drama, lets face it, she probably just assumed some porn site you were having a perve at, not necessarily being active on. Anyway, us mums have seen it all and are hard to shock. Trying not to giggle honest.

ha ha ha true! she might of thought I was looking at porn lol but thats not great either is it lol

If I can accept it in my nearly 16 yo son so can she....

lol your sons a swinger? how do you know?"

Watching porn I meant! Please dont do that to me... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah out of the closet eh? lol. bless. Sounds like its not going to be a drama, lets face it, she probably just assumed some porn site you were having a perve at, not necessarily being active on. Anyway, us mums have seen it all and are hard to shock. Trying not to giggle honest.

ha ha ha true! she might of thought I was looking at porn lol but thats not great either is it lol

If I can accept it in my nearly 16 yo son so can she....

lol your sons a swinger? how do you know?

Watching porn I meant! Please dont do that to me... lol "

oh! lol sorry. course he does! hes probably been watching it for years lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday for yesterday and, as the other mums here say, we know our boys are out enjoying themselves and we usually celebrate that they have inherited a lust for life lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy birthday for yesterday and, as the other mums here say, we know our boys are out enjoying themselves and we usually celebrate that they have inherited a lust for life lol xxxx"

thank you

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Ah out of the closet eh? lol. bless. Sounds like its not going to be a drama, lets face it, she probably just assumed some porn site you were having a perve at, not necessarily being active on. Anyway, us mums have seen it all and are hard to shock. Trying not to giggle honest.

ha ha ha true! she might of thought I was looking at porn lol but thats not great either is it lol

If I can accept it in my nearly 16 yo son so can she....

lol your sons a swinger? how do you know?

Watching porn I meant! Please dont do that to me... lol

oh! lol sorry. course he does! hes probably been watching it for years lol"

Lol He has indeed. Little git is a chip off the old block

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Happy birthday for yesterday and, as the other mums here say, we know our boys are out enjoying themselves and we usually celebrate that they have inherited a lust for life lol xxxx

thank you "

oh many happy returns sexy. What do you want for your birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy birthday for yesterday and, as the other mums here say, we know our boys are out enjoying themselves and we usually celebrate that they have inherited a lust for life lol xxxx

thank you

oh many happy returns sexy. What do you want for your birthday "

I want.........How about a night of naughty sex? come london hit some clubs

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Happy birthday for yesterday and, as the other mums here say, we know our boys are out enjoying themselves and we usually celebrate that they have inherited a lust for life lol xxxx

thank you

oh many happy returns sexy. What do you want for your birthday

I want.........How about a night of naughty sex? come london hit some clubs "

Mmmm tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mothers tend ta know more than ya think anyway

I told mine years ago what i did and the fact i was bi basically so if it ever slipped out she wouldn't find out second hand

She went on ta tell me she already knew and had done fa a while xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mothers tend ta know more than ya think anyway

I told mine years ago what i did and the fact i was bi basically so if it ever slipped out she wouldn't find out second hand

She went on ta tell me she already knew and had done fa a while xx "

pretty sure she didnt know im a swinger mate! lol but know what your saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do they say theres nowt wrong with the lad hes just sowing his royal oats lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she just thought you're a fan of big band music.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

she probably proud her son is some kind of stud now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe she just thought you're a fan of big band music."

lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol yh im sure she just thought it was music your right

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It really depends on what you mean by 'swinger'. I doubt there are many parents with 25 year old single sons (who have already let them have sex under their roof) who are really that surprised to discover their son wanks at stuff on the internet and wants to shag as much as possible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ha ha let me have sex! I didnt exactly ask if it was ok lol

Anyway I dont care im 25 not 12 just funny I never thought my family would know lol

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