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"Liam just asked me to marry him We need bridesmaids, ushers and what not. Fab wedding anyone? " We have an 'arrangement', remember?  | |||
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"Liam just asked me to marry him We need bridesmaids, ushers and what not. Fab wedding anyone? We have an 'arrangement', remember? "You'll like this one  | |||
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"Liam just asked me to marry him We need bridesmaids, ushers and what not. Fab wedding anyone? We have an 'arrangement', remember?
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"Liam just asked me to marry him We need bridesmaids, ushers and what not. Fab wedding anyone? We have an 'arrangement', remember?
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"Is Joe in charge of the stag do? Yeah why not " Right how do I get an invite! | |||
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"Liam just asked me to marry him We need bridesmaids, ushers and what not. Fab wedding anyone? " I'll be a bridesmaid  | |||
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"Is Joe in charge of the stag do? Yeah why not Right how do I get an invite! "Everyone is invited, I'm inclusive you know | |||
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"Liam just asked me to marry him We need bridesmaids, ushers and what not. Fab wedding anyone? I'll be a bridesmaid "Wonderful | |||
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"pooch could carry the rings on a cushion I could give you away as older handsome uncle of the bride "I like this idea. | |||
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"pooch could carry the rings on a cushion I could give you away as older handsome uncle of the bride
I like this idea. "I could wear my kilt ans Pooch his bow tie | |||
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"Liam just asked me to marry him We need bridesmaids, ushers and what not. Fab wedding anyone? " I be wedding photographer | |||
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"Liam just asked me to marry him We need bridesmaids, ushers and what not. Fab wedding anyone? I be wedding photographer " Can you take some of the wedding night too? | |||
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"pooch could carry the rings on a cushion I could give you away as older handsome uncle of the bride
I like this idea.
I could wear my kilt ans Pooch his bow tie "Nothing underneath though | |||
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"Is Joe in charge of the stag do? Yeah why not " LOL You could call it that... why not? | |||
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"Liam just asked me to marry him We need bridesmaids, ushers and what not. Fab wedding anyone? I be wedding photographer Can you take some of the wedding night too? "Most definitely | |||
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"Is Joe in charge of the stag do? Yeah why not Right how do I get an invite! "Ha. Meet me and find out. | |||
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"The best man has banged the bride, ouch" Awkward  | |||
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"pooch could carry the rings on a cushion I could give you away as older handsome uncle of the bride
I like this idea.
I could wear my kilt ans Pooch his bow tie
Nothing underneath though "There is nothing worn beneath my kilt ,,,,, its in perfect working order | |||
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"Is Joe in charge of the stag do? Yeah why not LOL You could call it that... why not? "Good God | |||
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"Ohey how wonderful I love wedding's
Can I come ...I'll read a lovely sermon of course "Oh please do | |||
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"Can I be a bridesmaid ? Tv's form an orderly queue "I'm thinking 20 bridesmaids | |||
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"Can I be a bridesmaid ? Tv's form an orderly queue
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"Can I be a bridesmaid ? Tv's form an orderly queue
I'm thinking 20 bridesmaids
So few "30? | |||
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"I find weddings quite good fun. I'll be in the corner, getting d*unk on bollie and bitching about the awful other guests before I have a moresome in the hotel." Vip invite for you | |||
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"I find weddings quite good fun. I'll be in the corner, getting d*unk on bollie and bitching about the awful other guests before I have a moresome in the hotel." Can I join you? Weddings are shit when you have a job to do, I prefer being d*unken guest #57 | |||
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"I find weddings quite good fun. I'll be in the corner, getting d*unk on bollie and bitching about the awful other guests before I have a moresome in the hotel." I'll hang out with you. | |||
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"I find weddings quite good fun. I'll be in the corner, getting d*unk on bollie and bitching about the awful other guests before I have a moresome in the hotel. Can I join you? Weddings are shit when you have a job to do, I prefer being d*unken guest #57" Can I have a table of d*unkards please? | |||
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"Can I be a bridesmaid ? Tv's form an orderly queue
I'm thinking 20 bridesmaids
So few
30?"Sort out a shortlist of candidates | |||
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"Can I do the flower arrangements? What are your colors going to be? "Of course you can. White | |||
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"Is Joe in charge of the stag do? Yeah why not Right how do I get an invite!
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"Can I come and sit at the table where you shove the family you don't want the nice people to interact with, that's the best table "With rapey uncle Dave? Sure you can | |||
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"I'm in charged of the hen night "I'm now going to the hen night.... ..just digging out my tutu..... ...Is a pink wig (bobbed) still acceptable, and who is going to shave my legs?? | |||
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"I'm in charged of the hen night
I'm now going to the hen night....
..just digging out my tutu.....
...Is a pink wig (bobbed) still acceptable, and who is going to shave my legs??"I'm doing your waxing. Hollywood ok? | |||
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"I'm in charged of the hen night
I'm now going to the hen night....
..just digging out my tutu.....
...Is a pink wig (bobbed) still acceptable, and who is going to shave my legs??
I'm doing your waxing. Hollywood ok? "Hot wax? Perfect; do you have any concealer? I have lots to conceal | |||
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"I'm in charged of the hen night
I'm now going to the hen night....
..just digging out my tutu.....
...Is a pink wig (bobbed) still acceptable, and who is going to shave my legs??
I'm doing your waxing. Hollywood ok?
Hot wax? Perfect; do you have any concealer? I have lots to conceal"Nope. I'm all natural me | |||
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"I find weddings quite good fun. I'll be in the corner, getting d*unk on bollie and bitching about the awful other guests before I have a moresome in the hotel. Can I join you? Weddings are shit when you have a job to do, I prefer being d*unken guest #57 Can I have a table of d*unkards please? "I think I can manage that | |||
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"I'll make the cake for you and then help undress....err I mean dress, you on the wedding day "Thanks | |||
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"I'll make the cake for you and then help undress....err I mean dress, you on the wedding day
Thanks "Yeah thats what i meant! | |||
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"Can I come and sit at the table where you shove the family you don't want the nice people to interact with, that's the best table "scooch up im inviting myself as your plus one lol | |||
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"I find weddings quite good fun. I'll be in the corner, getting d*unk on bollie and bitching about the awful other guests before I have a moresome in the hotel. I'll hang out with you. " Can we join you on the getting ratarsed in the corner but we'll have to get up & boogie occasionally.. Moresomes sounds good too | |||
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"Can I do the flower arrangements? What are your colors going to be?
Of course you can. White "Call me cynical, by I'm not sure white is the best color for your wedding | |||
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 ) - who gets gangbanged by the groom and all the ushers - please!
I'm also going to the hen do AND the stag do - in the interests of sexual equality and family cordiality! | |||
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"I'm in charged of the hen night
I'm now going to the hen night....
..just digging out my tutu.....
...Is a pink wig (bobbed) still acceptable, and who is going to shave my legs??"Amateur. I've been Chief Bridesmaid twice. | |||
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"I find weddings quite good fun. I'll be in the corner, getting d*unk on bollie and bitching about the awful other guests before I have a moresome in the hotel. Can I join you? Weddings are shit when you have a job to do, I prefer being d*unken guest #57 Can I have a table of d*unkards please?
I think I can manage that "I'll come as your +1 and be chief cake taster | |||
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"Volunteering for super-hot ridiculously young looking mother of the bride (Stiffler's mom's got nuttin on me! ) - who gets gangbanged by the groom and all the ushers - please!
I'm also going to the hen do AND the stag do - in the interests of sexual equality and family cordiality! "You and me both on the Hen/Stag do..... but erm, the gangbang erm...... nope not for me! | |||
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"Volunteering for super-hot ridiculously young looking mother of the bride (Stiffler's mom's got nuttin on me! ) - who gets gangbanged by the groom and all the ushers - please!
I'm also going to the hen do AND the stag do - in the interests of sexual equality and family cordiality! "Nah. Thanks for the kind offer but they're both well in hand | |||
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"Volunteering for super-hot ridiculously young looking mother of the bride (Stiffler's mom's got nuttin on me! ) - who gets gangbanged by the groom and all the ushers - please!
I'm also going to the hen do AND the stag do - in the interests of sexual equality and family cordiality!
You and me both on the Hen/Stag do..... but erm, the gangbang erm...... nope not for me!"Mixed messages here, Paul *tuts* | |||
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"Volunteering for super-hot ridiculously young looking mother of the bride (Stiffler's mom's got nuttin on me! ) - who gets gangbanged by the groom and all the ushers - please!
I'm also going to the hen do AND the stag do - in the interests of sexual equality and family cordiality!
You and me both on the Hen/Stag do..... but erm, the gangbang erm...... nope not for me!
Mixed messages here, Paul
*tuts*"You're such a queen.... I can't out camp you! I admit defeat | |||
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"Volunteering for super-hot ridiculously young looking mother of the bride (Stiffler's mom's got nuttin on me! ) - who gets gangbanged by the groom and all the ushers - please!
I'm also going to the hen do AND the stag do - in the interests of sexual equality and family cordiality!
Nah.
Thanks for the kind offer but they're both well in hand "I only said I'd attend my lovely - not organise! Your job is safe my friend! | |||
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"Liam just asked me to marry him We need bridesmaids, ushers and what not. Fab wedding anyone? " Can I be a bridesmaid please? Do I get to play with the bride before she walks down the aisle though? | |||
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"I find weddings quite good fun. I'll be in the corner, getting d*unk on bollie and bitching about the awful other guests before I have a moresome in the hotel. Can I join you? Weddings are shit when you have a job to do, I prefer being d*unken guest #57 Can I have a table of d*unkards please?
I think I can manage that "Budge up, I have bought a bottle of Hendricks with me | |||
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"Can I do the flower arrangements? What are your colors going to be?
Of course you can. White
Call me cynical, by I'm not sure white is the best color for your wedding "Are you sure? | |||
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"Volunteering for super-hot ridiculously young looking mother of the bride (Stiffler's mom's got nuttin on me! ) - who gets gangbanged by the groom and all the ushers - please!
I'm also going to the hen do AND the stag do - in the interests of sexual equality and family cordiality! "Ok | |||
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"Can I be (another) bridesmaid. I've never been one
Congratulations btw, I'm thrilled for you x"Yeah you can be bridesmaid. I think the date is February 31st 2019 | |||
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"Can I be (another) bridesmaid. I've never been one
Congratulations btw, I'm thrilled for you x
Yeah you can be bridesmaid.
I think the date is February 31st 2019 "Too soon | |||
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"Can I be (another) bridesmaid. I've never been one
Congratulations btw, I'm thrilled for you x
Yeah you can be bridesmaid.
I think the date is February 31st 2019
Too soon"Dude, a valuable lesson is here. When they lady sets the date, you don't argue | |||
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"Can I be (another) bridesmaid. I've never been one
Congratulations btw, I'm thrilled for you x
Yeah you can be bridesmaid.
I think the date is February 31st 2019 "Just to confirm, which Liam are we talking about? And thanks, I'll pencil it in | |||
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"Can I be (another) bridesmaid. I've never been one
Congratulations btw, I'm thrilled for you x
Yeah you can be bridesmaid.
I think the date is February 31st 2019 "right something to aim for, I am going on a diet, else I will never fit into that tutu | |||
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"I find weddings quite good fun. I'll be in the corner, getting d*unk on bollie and bitching about the awful other guests before I have a moresome in the hotel. Can I join you? Weddings are shit when you have a job to do, I prefer being d*unken guest #57 Can I have a table of d*unkards please? "Can I join this table too, plenty of champagne and vodka over this way please. Oh and I'd also like at least a couple of the bridesmaids to join me in my suite | |||
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"Can I be (another) bridesmaid. I've never been one
Congratulations btw, I'm thrilled for you x
Yeah you can be bridesmaid.
I think the date is February 31st 2019
Too soon"Well over 2 years. You have time. We can still have sex with other people | |||
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"We're going to need a wedding band right? Can we construct a band out of Fab members? I can do guitar and backing vocals, any drummers, bassists etc? And what on earth are we going to call a band made up of Fab members?? "I like your style | |||
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"Can I be (another) bridesmaid. I've never been one
Congratulations btw, I'm thrilled for you x
Yeah you can be bridesmaid.
I think the date is February 31st 2019
Just to confirm, which Liam are we talking about? And thanks, I'll pencil it in "That Liam up there ^^ | |||
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"Can I be (another) bridesmaid. I've never been one
Congratulations btw, I'm thrilled for you x
Yeah you can be bridesmaid.
I think the date is February 31st 2019
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"Can i be the fat ugly one that pulls the pissed up d*unk bloke at the end? lol" Can I be the pissed up d*unk bloke at the end? | |||
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"Can i be the fat ugly one that pulls the pissed up d*unk bloke at the end? lol" Can i have a maoam? | |||
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"Can i be the fat ugly one that pulls the pissed up d*unk bloke at the end? lol Can i have a maoam?" no.. i dont share lol | |||
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"Can I be (another) bridesmaid. I've never been one
Congratulations btw, I'm thrilled for you x
Yeah you can be bridesmaid.
I think the date is February 31st 2019
Just to confirm, which Liam are we talking about? And thanks, I'll pencil it in
The other one "Don't be all shy about it now. You asked me. Even got me a haribo ring! | |||
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"I find weddings quite good fun. I'll be in the corner, getting d*unk on bollie and bitching about the awful other guests before I have a moresome in the hotel. Can I join you? Weddings are shit when you have a job to do, I prefer being d*unken guest #57 Can I have a table of d*unkards please?
Can I join this table too, plenty of champagne and vodka over this way please. Oh and I'd also like at least a couple of the bridesmaids to join me in my suite "Me,me,me!! | |||
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"We're going to need a wedding band right? Can we construct a band out of Fab members? I can do guitar and backing vocals, any drummers, bassists etc? And what on earth are we going to call a band made up of Fab members?? "Groupie Magnet | |||
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"We're going to need a wedding band right? Can we construct a band out of Fab members? I can do guitar and backing vocals, any drummers, bassists etc? And what on earth are we going to call a band made up of Fab members?? "4 poofs and a piano? | |||
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"I know I am a bit old for it. but I really want to be a flower girl, petals and glitter thrown down for you to walk on. I few thrown on the d*unks for good measure "Yes please!! | |||
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"Can I be (another) bridesmaid. I've never been one
Congratulations btw, I'm thrilled for you x
Yeah you can be bridesmaid.
I think the date is February 31st 2019
Too soon
Well over 2 years. You have time. We can still have sex with other people "Then the vows need to be amended to remove all mention of fidelity, be spoken while your new spouse goes down on you and end with the phrase "you may now cum on the bride" | |||
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"We're going to need a wedding band right? Can we construct a band out of Fab members? I can do guitar and backing vocals, any drummers, bassists etc? And what on earth are we going to call a band made up of Fab members??
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"I know I am a bit old for it. but I really want to be a flower girl, petals and glitter thrown down for you to walk on. I few thrown on the d*unks for good measure
Yes please!! "Yay
Omg. What dress to wear!! Of course need new shoes, bag, sort my hair out. Woo hoo. | |||
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"Can i be the fat ugly one that pulls the pissed up d*unk bloke at the end? lol Can i have a maoam? no.. i dont share lol "Ruthless | |||
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"Oooh can I be an usher? Love getting suited and booted! "Don't let the groom know I had sex with you too...
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"Is it in a church? " You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt | |||
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" Can I join this table too, plenty of champagne and vodka over this way please. Oh and I'd also like at least a couple of the bridesmaids to join me in my suite Me,me,me!! "Hell yeah!!! | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt "Nope, I'm not going in one. I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party. | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party. "There will be no church, can't stick the places. | |||
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"Can I be the brides secret lesbian lover or is that seat taken? "Yeah you can
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"He'll be UNLOS before the big day "Meh, we'll have have party and an orgy then | |||
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"Can I be the brides secret lesbian lover or is that seat taken?
Yeah you can
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"Can I be the brides secret lesbian lover or is that seat taken?
Yeah you can
Yay "Can you help with my stockings | |||
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"Can I be the brides secret lesbian lover or is that seat taken?
Yeah you can
Yay
Can you help with my stockings "I thought you'd never ask | |||
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"He'll be UNLOS before the big day
Oooo bite me"I did offer | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places."That's ok. Liam, Vegas stag? | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag? "Erm...I'm not sure about this, you pair might end up in a chapel! | |||
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"i can do the evening buffet and should you fancy a pagan wedding i can do a hand fastening although i may bind my own hands to sexy male guests. oh and congratulation by the way xx" Will there be cheese and pineapple? | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag? "This will only go 2 ways I come back broke I dont come back | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back "Broken in Vegas or broken by me? Your choice | |||
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"We're going to need a wedding band right? Can we construct a band out of Fab members? I can do guitar and backing vocals, any drummers, bassists etc? And what on earth are we going to call a band made up of Fab members?? "the the horny fabsters | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
Broken in Vegas or broken by me? Your choice "What do you think | |||
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"I'm the uk,s number one cake decorator!" Wonderful you can bake a cake. Can it be tits please? | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
Broken in Vegas or broken by me? Your choice
What do you think "I'm hiding your passport | |||
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"i can do the evening buffet and should you fancy a pagan wedding i can do a hand fastening although i may bind my own hands to sexy male guests. oh and congratulation by the way xx Will there be cheese and pineapple? "of course wouldn't be a buffet without them. now what about sausages x | |||
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"i can do the evening buffet and should you fancy a pagan wedding i can do a hand fastening although i may bind my own hands to sexy male guests. oh and congratulation by the way xx Will there be cheese and pineapple? of course wouldn't be a buffet without them. now what about sausages x"I do love a sausage | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back "I got enough for us both. The Wynn is nice mate. Me, you a few other fab forumers and we'd have the stag of all stag doo. *please note....I take no responsibility for you not coming back | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
I got enough for us both. The Wynn is nice mate. Me, you a few other fab forumers and we'd have the stag of all stag doo.
*please note....I take no responsibility for you not coming back "The stag do sounds great to be fair. Can I tag along, you wont even know I'm there | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
I got enough for us both. The Wynn is nice mate. Me, you a few other fab forumers and we'd have the stag of all stag doo.
*please note....I take no responsibility for you not coming back
The stag do sounds great to be fair. Can I tag along, you wont even know I'm there "You just want that threesome don't you | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
I got enough for us both. The Wynn is nice mate. Me, you a few other fab forumers and we'd have the stag of all stag doo.
*please note....I take no responsibility for you not coming back
The stag do sounds great to be fair. Can I tag along, you wont even know I'm there "Shall we all go? Get hitched by Elvis and then play poker | |||
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"I'm in charged of the hen night
I'm now going to the hen night....
..just digging out my tutu.....
...Is a pink wig (bobbed) still acceptable, and who is going to shave my legs??
Amateur.
I've been Chief Bridesmaid twice."Where's Mikki??? Perfect chief bridesmaid JG x | |||
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"I'm in charged of the hen night
I'm now going to the hen night....
..just digging out my tutu.....
...Is a pink wig (bobbed) still acceptable, and who is going to shave my legs??
Amateur.
I've been Chief Bridesmaid twice.
Where's Mikki??? Perfect chief bridesmaid
JG x"Yes, where are you Mikki?? | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
I got enough for us both. The Wynn is nice mate. Me, you a few other fab forumers and we'd have the stag of all stag doo.
*please note....I take no responsibility for you not coming back
The stag do sounds great to be fair. Can I tag along, you wont even know I'm there
You just want that threesome don't you "
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" You just want that threesome don't you "Im just looking forward to the strip clubs | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
I got enough for us both. The Wynn is nice mate. Me, you a few other fab forumers and we'd have the stag of all stag doo.
*please note....I take no responsibility for you not coming back
The stag do sounds great to be fair. Can I tag along, you wont even know I'm there
You just want that threesome don't you
He just started that "Woah now, I get first dibs being the bride and all | |||
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" You just want that threesome don't you
Im just looking forward to the strip clubs "You don't need a strip club, just get us a room | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
I got enough for us both. The Wynn is nice mate. Me, you a few other fab forumers and we'd have the stag of all stag doo.
*please note....I take no responsibility for you not coming back
The stag do sounds great to be fair. Can I tag along, you wont even know I'm there
Shall we all go? Get hitched by Elvis and then play poker "Yes sounds good | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
I got enough for us both. The Wynn is nice mate. Me, you a few other fab forumers and we'd have the stag of all stag doo.
*please note....I take no responsibility for you not coming back
The stag do sounds great to be fair. Can I tag along, you wont even know I'm there
You just want that threesome don't you
He just started that
Woah now, I get first dibs being the bride and all "In the politest possible way....we're having a boys weekend in Vegas. You girls can fuck off some where else!! What sort of Micky mouse wedding you trying to organise here | |||
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" Woah now, I get first dibs being the bride and all "What happened to the foursome?!  | |||
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" Woah now, I get first dibs being the bride and all
What happened to the foursome?! "Ok you can both come | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
I got enough for us both. The Wynn is nice mate. Me, you a few other fab forumers and we'd have the stag of all stag doo.
*please note....I take no responsibility for you not coming back
The stag do sounds great to be fair. Can I tag along, you wont even know I'm there
You just want that threesome don't you
He just started that
Woah now, I get first dibs being the bride and all
In the politest possible way....we're having a boys weekend in Vegas. You girls can fuck off some where else!!
What sort of Micky mouse wedding you trying to organise here "You clearly mean that as you swore. Fine, off you fuck to Vegas. We will go to Prague after we have had a fuck tour of the UK | |||
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" Woah now, I get first dibs being the bride and all
What happened to the foursome?!
Ok you can both come "Guaranteed | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
I got enough for us both. The Wynn is nice mate. Me, you a few other fab forumers and we'd have the stag of all stag doo.
*please note....I take no responsibility for you not coming back
The stag do sounds great to be fair. Can I tag along, you wont even know I'm there
You just want that threesome don't you
He just started that
Woah now, I get first dibs being the bride and all
In the politest possible way....we're having a boys weekend in Vegas. You girls can fuck off some where else!!
What sort of Micky mouse wedding you trying to organise here
You clearly mean that as you swore.
Fine, off you fuck to Vegas. We will go to Prague after we have had a fuck tour of the UK "You will end up in the red lion in scunthorpe | |||
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"Is it in a church? You don't like church! Absolutely not, we would all melt
Nope, I'm not going in one.
I'll go on the stag and I'll see you all at the party.
There will be no church, can't stick the places.
That's ok.
Liam, Vegas stag?
This will only go 2 ways
I come back broke
I dont come back
I got enough for us both. The Wynn is nice mate. Me, you a few other fab forumers and we'd have the stag of all stag doo.
*please note....I take no responsibility for you not coming back
The stag do sounds great to be fair. Can I tag along, you wont even know I'm there
You just want that threesome don't you
He just started that
Woah now, I get first dibs being the bride and all
In the politest possible way....we're having a boys weekend in Vegas. You girls can fuck off some where else!!
What sort of Micky mouse wedding you trying to organise here
You clearly mean that as you swore.
Fine, off you fuck to Vegas. We will go to Prague after we have had a fuck tour of the UK
You will end up in the red lion in scunthorpe"I am almost certain I will have been in worse places | |||
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" Woah now, I get first dibs being the bride and all
What happened to the foursome?!
Ok you can both come
Guaranteed "And you boys can watch | |||
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"Oooh can I be an usher? Love getting suited and booted!
Don't let the groom know I had sex with you too...
(Mid wedding fumble? )"This is all getting a tad incestious, fab style! | |||
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