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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

On the Christmas spirit. Let's have started wars innuendos

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Wanna come in my cantina?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Feel the force

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Wanna come in my cantina?"

Feel the force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel the force "

It is strong inside you

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

vale

At that speed will you be able to pull out in time

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

vale

I don't care what you smell get in there

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I have felt him, my master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna see my light sabre

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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There's an awful lot of moisture in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are not the druids your looking for..... I'll get my coat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

Don't bloody encourage her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You came in that thing?!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

Don't bloody encourage her!! "

But there are sooooooo many!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is good in him, I’ve felt it.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it didn't go in, just impacted on the surface!"

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Join the dark side

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I hope you’re into cyborg-human relations, because I’m feeling like a machine right now.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Join the dark side

NO!!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Join the dark side

NO!!"

I can feel the dark side growing in you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sorry about the mess.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dark side is where you want to be

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You’re a jittery little thing, aren’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because R2D2 vibrates don't sit on him or you will blow his cicuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care if you can bullseye a womp rat! You aren't going to be shooting anything anywhere near my exhaust port!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't care if you can bullseye a womp rat! You aren't going to be shooting anything anywhere near my exhaust port!!

Yeah MrsSB...what he said!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't care if you can bullseye a womp rat! You aren't going to be shooting anything anywhere near my exhaust port!!

Yeah MrsSB...what he said!!"

I thought you'd appreciate that one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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“What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.”

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

'Let her have it! It's not wise to upset her nookie'.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't care if you can bullseye a womp rat! You aren't going to be shooting anything anywhere near my exhaust port!!

Yeah MrsSB...what he said!!

I thought you'd appreciate that one

"Hurry up, golden-rod..."

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I don't care if you can bullseye a womp rat! You aren't going to be shooting anything anywhere near my exhaust port!!

Yeah MrsSB...what he said!!

I thought you'd appreciate that one

You two stop ganging against me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leia to han solo "into the garbage chute flyboy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age

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By *riskySandDCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

Only now, at the end do you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phwaaaar, I'd jabba her hut

I reckon han solo is no stranger to wookie hole

Hello girls, is that the two moons of tatooine I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your banal message will not be the Rogue One that gets through.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Luke , Han never mind r2d2 ... im Wil-do-u-2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too early to mention the outer rim ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The power that we are dealing with here is immeasurable.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Cover me im going in "

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Patience you must have my young padawan. (Attempting to prevent a two pumps n squirt moment).

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Make 10 men feel like a hundred

from rogue one

(Greedy)

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By *riskySandDCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

"We've gotta be able to get some kind of reading on those knickers, up or down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not choke on your ambitions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the size of that thing

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

*wookie noise*

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

Right, let's blow this thing...

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By *riskySandDCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

"Then we'll do it real quiet like"

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

"where's Jar Jar now?"

"Oh, he's off being fucked to death by a bunch of sand people out back of the cantina bar before they feed him to the Saarlack.."

Perhaps that's a line I wish they had put in!!!

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Never tell me the odds"

- Fab

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's no good to me dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aim a little higher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on YouTube and type the Yoda song in....I laughed...anyway

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry about the mess"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set phasers for cum....

Oops, sorry, wrong one

How about:

"Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better!”

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Possible he came in through the south entrance"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge me by my size do you?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""Sorry about the mess"

Hey that's my line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The longing you seek is not behind you... It is in front of you.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

It's a trap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't you a little small to be a Stormtrooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a trap!"

Twap

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Great shot kid! That was one in a million.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

"There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?"

I have felt it too master..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Soon, you will call me master....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I've got a bad feeling about this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a trap!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ffs suck don't chewie !

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sorry about the mess"

Hey that's my line

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sorry I never saw it

will go with " I shouldn't have CUM I'm endangering the mission" instead

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Stay on target!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way

... She preferred the natural not shaved look

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By *riskySandDCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

"I fear something terrible has happened"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soon you will be with him, but first, we must eat. Cum. Good food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leia down and give me a Han Solo before I put my light sabre in your Wookie

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By *rm159Man
over a year ago

hamilton

help me obi wan your my only hope must have been first time

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

I felt a disturbance.....in my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the famous bdsm line:

"strike me down darth, and I will come back stronger and more powerful than you could ever imagine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the size of that thing... our weapons are useless

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