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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Holy mother of Jesus!

Been using Deep Heat to treat a muscular pain and obviously didn't wash my hands properly before having a little sort out of the boys who were getting a little tangled up in my boxers.

Deep Heat and testicles DO NOT mix!!! That's a special type of pain and not one I'd recommend unless you're a big fan of punishment games..

Anyone else done the same or got any other special type of pain stories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopping chillies and then wiped my face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have been bad

He's gone

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Deep Heat induced UNLOS, it's dangerous stuff for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not painful enough that he couldn't type I UNDERSTAND though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Deep Heat induced UNLOS, it's dangerous stuff for sure "

That has got to be a first for the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he decided it might affect his chances of a meet

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

treading on Lego in bare feet in the middle of the night in the dark has to be up there.

Accidentally sticking a needle under your finger nail while sewing makes the eyes water a little too.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"treading on Lego in bare feet in the middle of the night in the dark has to be up there.

Accidentally sticking a needle under your finger nail while sewing makes the eyes water a little too. "

Is it enough to make you go UNLOS?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"treading on Lego in bare feet in the middle of the night in the dark has to be up there.

Accidentally sticking a needle under your finger nail while sewing makes the eyes water a little too.

Is it enough to make you go UNLOS?

"

no but its enough to make me go "FUUUUUUCK" and I don't swear

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By *aughtypair555Couple
over a year ago

north west


"Chopping chillies and then wiped my face..."

Did the same- Thought I'll need a trip to a&e but thanks to google managed to first aid myself with some milk

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Deep Heat induced UNLOS, it's dangerous stuff for sure

That has got to be a first for the site."

I'll second that one Lickety, and I've been on here for 10 yrs

Maybe he thought we were too hot to handle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3HhHdcPSZc

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I've inadvertently peeled off both my corneas after a mishap involving chemicals and contact lenses

S'all good now though, they grow back quick!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've inadvertently peeled off both my corneas after a mishap involving chemicals and contact lenses

S'all good now though, they grow back quick!"

that made me screw my eyes up. It must have been HORRIBLE

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I've inadvertently peeled off both my corneas after a mishap involving chemicals and contact lenses

S'all good now though, they grow back quick!"

An ex gf's mother asked me to look for a contact lens as she thought she had dropped one somewhere, after I had been scrambling around on the kitchen floor for about 15 minutes I'd had enough and looked her straight in the face and noticed that she had put both in the same eye

Dozy cow, but a good cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck in your life ahead of you UNLOS OP

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