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Weird excuses for not having sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm curious, what is the weirdest excuse you have been given to NOT have sex? Mine was- Not tonight because it makes me too awake, so I can't sleep afterwards.

Yes I'm married

Yes it was my husband who said it shame....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight I cant be arsed to change the bed covers

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Your husband saw the bulge in my dress, 'crotch area' and texted me i.e. 'you lying b....rd.

Hence my excuse...

'I have two days to live and local club has promised to strap me to the Glory Hole, with every blowjob resulting in £40 going to a local charity'

My apologies, I am sure we would have had a fab time

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

britex...as we seem to blame everything on it nowdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I've ever been turned down!

Ruby

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"britex...as we seem to blame everything on it nowdays"

Seatbelts getting the blame is a new one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor excuse from my wife last night, something about 4000 miles and 8 hour time zone difference... I remember the days she would crawl over broken glass just for a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I just remember that I am actually gay.

See ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS - West Ham are playing!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Sorry I just remember that I am actually gay.

See ya "

Hi

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

See, if I make excuses for sex people get woried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather just have sex, so wont hear one of those from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't before a match... Have to conserve my juices .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't before a match... Have to conserve my juices . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a weird excuse... I have had too tired and football is on before though ... and people wonder why I hate football!!

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