FabSwingers.com forum: Frequent shag loyalty club

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

In a tighter climate where getting enough sex would be tougher, what would your shag loyalty points club offer?

Would you have graded membership and benefits? Bronze, silver, gold etc? What are the perks?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I will watch this thread for ideas as I'm in those austerity shag times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Tougher to get enough sex!?

Bloody hell if it gets any tougher to have sex than it is now my virginity will grow back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was gonna be about our favourite, Haribo munching, bush frequenting, dearest friend from Penge.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I thought this was gonna be about our favourite, Haribo munching, bush frequenting, dearest friend from Penge.

You just need patience... no doubt he'll be along soon.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What is this horrific time you talk of?

I'm not sure. After five fucks attempted anal? Ten a FFFM with a couple of my friends. Frequent fucker miles can be made redeemable in times of utter need for fanny. Diamond membership would be available to those who help me orgasm at least once (if they immediately get there they'll feel more special) and would include extended oral.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Bronze...vanilla fuck with no toys.

Silver...kinky fuck with 2 toys.

Gold...kinky fuck with all the toys in the drawer.

Platinum...kinky fuck with more than one other platinum kinkster.

Platinum Plus...Wayhay!!!

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I will watch this thread for ideas as I'm in those austerity shag times.

I'm offering champagne to my top tier punters, so sending you a drink Lickety, to wish you a happy Christmas

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I thought this was gonna be about our favourite, Haribo munching, bush frequenting, dearest friend from Penge.

He's got honorary membership to top tier in many of our clubs, I'm sure

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I will watch this thread for ideas as I'm in those austerity shag times.

I'm offering champagne to my top tier punters, so sending you a drink Lickety, to wish you a happy Christmas

Thank you. I can use the cork to plug my hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll offer hour long blow jobs. If he's really sexy he can have anal.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'll offer hour long blow jobs. If he's really sexy he can have anal. "

Both sound hard on the knees.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I think I'll offer incentives to new 'customers' only

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I can already see the emails "your last fuck point is about to expire"

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I can already see the emails "your last fuck point is about to expire"

But high tier level special friends could have points that don't expire. Though the value of points can go down as well as up. What gets my best bonus blow job today may be just a brief flick of the wrist in a couple of years.

Some schemes, like hotels and shops, allow credit transfer to others - shop points traded to a hotel club. If we tire of our loyal guests, we could rob then off - sorry, rnvmcourage them to shift allegiance to elsewhere. Lickety sends them to mine, or vice versa, or they get a random - lucky? - reallocation.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can't promise anything concrete and you may end up with a package where you'll be at my whim and mercy but I'll take you to places you didn't know existed.

Let go... follow me...

"There's a hell...

...of a good universe next door

Let's go"

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