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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you've had a good social, bit of a kiss and fumble, you arrange a meet, but when you go to itch your nose you realise your finger stinks, do you tell her? Or just cancel the meet?

Has this happened to anyone?

Didn't really know how to word this hahah

Women have you suffered men with poor personal hygiene xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am at a total loss now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am at a total loss now!"

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you've had a good social, bit of a kiss and fumble, you arrange a meet, but when you go to itch your nose you realise your finger stinks, do you tell her? Or just cancel the meet?

Has this happened to anyone?

Didn't really know how to word this hahah

Women have you suffered men with poor personal hygiene xx"

Unless you work in a fish factory, I guess you would know exactly what to do.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

There's only two things that smell of fish and ones fish

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"So you've had a good social, bit of a kiss and fumble, you arrange a meet, but when you go to itch your nose you realise your finger stinks, do you tell her? Or just cancel the meet?

Has this happened to anyone?

Didn't really know how to word this hahah

Women have you suffered men with poor personal hygiene xx"

Did you slip it in the wrong hole by mistake? Notice you didn't say what it smelt of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would make me realise that I fiddled with the wrong hole

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Maybe she wasn't expecting a bit of a fumble? Maybe she met you for a social meet after work? Just plating devils advocate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps I've just been lucky but no one I've met has ever been less than fragrant

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Maybe wash your hands after a quick fumble? Or did you think we smell of roses and cinnamon down there?

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

stinks of what? what the hell is going on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had a really stinky aroma. But sweaty I guess, defo not nice

And no I didn't slip it up the poop shoot hahahah

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Just had a really stinky aroma. But sweaty I guess, defo not nice

And no I didn't slip it up the poop shoot hahahah"

So this is a real meet from here? #stayclassy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG think we need a *covers eyes* emoji on here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a really stinky aroma. But sweaty I guess, defo not nice

And no I didn't slip it up the poop shoot hahahah"

You sure ?

Maybe you geography of female anatomy isn't that good ^_^

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Just had a really stinky aroma. But sweaty I guess, defo not nice

And no I didn't slip it up the poop shoot hahahah

So this is a real meet from here? #stayclassy "

Hope they dont read forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps I've led a fortunate life - but I have never had such a misfortune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of my cunt. to answer your question op. Yes my ex wasn't the most hygienic of men coupled with having a driving job. n he used to wonder why I wouldn't give him a blow job! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet with a man with smelly armpits, and another with a man with foul smelling teeth, not from this site though.

My FWB was a bit nifty once but he,d been working all day. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG think we need a *covers eyes* emoji on here!!"

Hahahahah its kind of a joke but at the same time did happen lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps I've just been lucky but no one I've met has ever been less than fragrant "

Hoping it was just a one off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG think we need a *covers eyes* emoji on here!!

Hahahahah its kind of a joke but at the same time did happen lol"

Maybe just cancel the meet and keep it to yourself? If you ever have the misfortune of it happening again! I would be mortified if someone wrote this about me after a meet! Especially on the forum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love the smell of my cunt. to answer your question op. Yes my ex wasn't the most hygienic of men coupled with having a driving job. n he used to wonder why I wouldn't give him a blow job! xxx"

Hahahahah I generally love the smell of a cunt also lol, as for your ex, ugh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a meet with a man with smelly armpits, and another with a man with foul smelling teeth, not from this site though.

My FWB was a bit nifty once but he,d been working all day. XXX"

I met a lass recently and her breath was just horrid! I consider personal hygiene top of my to do list at all times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hahahahah I generally love the smell of a cunt also "

Try to smell yourself then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG think we need a *covers eyes* emoji on here!!

Hahahahah its kind of a joke but at the same time did happen lol

Maybe just cancel the meet and keep it to yourself? If you ever have the misfortune of it happening again! I would be mortified if someone wrote this about me after a meet! Especially on the forum! "

No need to worry, this was some time ago and was nit someone on this site, I wouldn't post this if it was, I'm not awful, just wondered if anyone had experience of it? Wonder if I have a hygiene fettish hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if the op washed his hands or used wet wipes to clean them before said intimate fondle.

The woman could have caught nasty germs from your fingers which could cause all sorts of unpleasant stuff. Especially if you'd been handling money,vehicle keys,steering wheel etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG think we need a *covers eyes* emoji on here!!

Hahahahah its kind of a joke but at the same time did happen lol

Maybe just cancel the meet and keep it to yourself? If you ever have the misfortune of it happening again! I would be mortified if someone wrote this about me after a meet! Especially on the forum!

No need to worry, this was some time ago and was nit someone on this site, I wouldn't post this if it was, I'm not awful, just wondered if anyone had experience of it? Wonder if I have a hygiene fettish hahahah"

If I had, I would politely direct them out of my door and say no more about it. Wouldn't you?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If meeting indoors, most places have showers etc for use - otherwise respectfully curtail the meet. Fab inflight sick bags are available for all such situations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So from what I can glean it was a social - I wonder if she expected you go 'hands / fingers' in on a social? Maybe she had come straight from work and had a basic freshen up before meeting rather than the full works? You don't give a full back story so it's difficult to say.

I've met people on PoF for an after work drink where I've done a freshen up, washed my face, reapplied deodorant, cleaned my teeth, mouthwashed etc but not had a full body cleanse / shower as it was always agreed to be a quick after work drink. If I knew she was going to get her hands down my pants on a social I'd make sure I was gleaming fresh down there. Maybe your meet was the same.

Anyway, you say it was a long time ago with someone not on here, so - the big question - as you were arranging another meet did you go through with it? Was she clean if you did!?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Should have washed your hands before fumbling. It's cleaner that way, poor girl....

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

A different reaction would have been had if this was about a single male, in fact the funniest and hide behind your fingers at the same time thread was about a man with a cheesey cock. There was no defending of the man that he wasn't expecting fun though.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

To the OP, I am sure it has happened lots going by the amount of threads that have been started about hygiene over the years.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A different reaction would have been had if this was about a single male, in fact the funniest and hide behind your fingers at the same time thread was about a man with a cheesey cock. There was no defending of the man that he wasn't expecting fun though."

Suddenly my spinach and ricotta pizza is less appetising!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"A different reaction would have been had if this was about a single male, in fact the funniest and hide behind your fingers at the same time thread was about a man with a cheesey cock. There was no defending of the man that he wasn't expecting fun though.

Suddenly my spinach and ricotta pizza is less appetising! "

If I can think of the title I will find it for you, it was hilarious and yuk at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I've never stuck my fingers in a smelly cunt.

I have known some smelly cunts though.

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