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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feel like I've been dragged by a horse over the fields.

Who can make me smile?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Knock knock

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Poor you.

Come here for a snog and a bum-grope

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"Feel like I've been dragged by a horse over the fields.

Who can make me smile?"

Did you get the horses number ?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Knock knock"

Go on then...Who's there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knock knock"

Who's there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knock knock"

Who's there ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel like I've been dragged by a horse over the fields.

Who can make me smile?

Did you get the horses number ? "

No but if you want it I'll find out for you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Knock knock

Go on then...Who's there?"

Amir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's an oldies but goodie that always cheers me up:

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly d*unk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her knickers and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of undies and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no knickers!!"

That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her bum that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's something I heard two teenagers discussing a couple of weeks ago, made me smile. Two guys telling a joke...

What do you call a bird of peace?

A Dove!

What do you call a bird of true love?

A swallow!

*chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel like I've been dragged by a horse over the fields.

Who can make me smile?"

I am not sure if this qualifies as a way of cheering you up but someone told me their cu@t was deeper than me last night, I think that was a roundabout way I was being superficial.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's an oldies but goodie that always cheers me up:

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly d*unk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her knickers and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of undies and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no knickers!!"

That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her bum that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you""

Thank you that's a good one and by the way it was my ex wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's something I heard two teenagers discussing a couple of weeks ago, made me smile. Two guys telling a joke...

What do you call a bird of peace?

A Dove!

What do you call a bird of true love?

A swallow!

*chuckle "

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Here's something I heard two teenagers discussing a couple of weeks ago, made me smile. Two guys telling a joke...

What do you call a bird of peace?

A Dove!

What do you call a bird of true love?

A swallow!

*chuckle "

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's something I heard two teenagers discussing a couple of weeks ago, made me smile. Two guys telling a joke...

What do you call a bird of peace?

A Dove!

What do you call a bird of true love?

A swallow!

*chuckle

I like it "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's something I heard two teenagers discussing a couple of weeks ago, made me smile. Two guys telling a joke...

What do you call a bird of peace?

A Dove!

What do you call a bird of true love?

A swallow!

*chuckle

I like it

Me too! "

It's a good un

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

A prostitute approaches an Irish guy and says.."will you sleep with me for £40 ?........Paddy thought about for a while........and then said "feck it"...why not........i'm not tired but i need the money !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A prostitute approaches an Irish guy and says.."will you sleep with me for £40 ?........Paddy thought about for a while........and then said "feck it"...why not........i'm not tired but i need the money !"

Lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Here's something I heard two teenagers discussing a couple of weeks ago, made me smile. Two guys telling a joke...

What do you call a bird of peace?

A Dove!

What do you call a bird of true love?

A swallow!

*chuckle

I like it

Me too!

It's a good un "

After I've been gazumped with my Knock knock joke, I don't know why I bother sometimes to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's something I heard two teenagers discussing a couple of weeks ago, made me smile. Two guys telling a joke...

What do you call a bird of peace?

A Dove!

What do you call a bird of true love?

A swallow!

*chuckle

I like it

Me too!

It's a good un

After I've been gazumped with my Knock knock joke, I don't know why I bother sometimes to be honest "

I answered you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Here's something I heard two teenagers discussing a couple of weeks ago, made me smile. Two guys telling a joke...

What do you call a bird of peace?

A Dove!

What do you call a bird of true love?

A swallow!

*chuckle

I like it

Me too!

It's a good un

After I've been gazumped with my Knock knock joke, I don't know why I bother sometimes to be honest

I answered you "

So did other people, but nobody said Amir who?

That is the gist of a knock knock joke

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Google Touretteaphone

Hilarious and vile

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Ffs..

Amir who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's an oldies but goodie that always cheers me up:

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly d*unk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her knickers and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of undies and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no knickers!!"

That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her bum that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you""

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs..

Amir who?"

Amir you're over there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feeling a bit better now

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

Just wondering if it was a stallion or a mare???

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