FabSwingers.com forum: Bigging up your job title

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm pretty sure this job title could be shortened to "logistics person" but no they went for night shift pallet network route planner/coordinator.

Optical enhancer = window cleaner

Etc etc

So how would you big up your job title if you were trying to impress someone

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't, I underplay it.

What I do for a living is not something I particularly like to talk about - not because it's uninteresting but because talking about work is only a couple of steps up from talking about the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why you talking about it then lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Why you talking about it then lol"

I'm discussing the question and my reaction to it; not my job.

Silly billy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consultant is just fine

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What's your job"

Lol.

Guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gardener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

dosser

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

Under duvet agent ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Gardener "

We could be here a while.

Guess again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gardener

We could be here a while.

Guess again "

Uphill?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Gardener

We could be here a while.

Guess again

Uphill?"

You wish.

Guess again

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

Under duvet agent ? "

I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gardener

We could be here a while.

Guess again

Uphill?

You wish.

Guess again "

You are a trumpet polisher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gardener

We could be here a while.

Guess again "

Professional cosplayer?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

dosser"

Nope. I have a salaried job and work part time but it pays better than most full-time jobs round here.

I pay taxes n' shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

potus

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was dragged by a friend, against my better judgement, to a school reunion a few years back. Don't know why I bothered; full of people who had learned nothing and forgotten nothing, still hanging about in their little cliquey groups.

I went from one group to the next telling outrageous lies:

Yes, I'm just back from piloting oil tankers round the Med, to I design banknotes for the Bank of England - take out that tenner, that squiggle there, that's me, to Can't talk about it, very hush hush.

Eejits

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

Storm chaser??

Just a hunch.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

International man of mystery

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Give me a clue "

Not a gardener...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had no reservation about introducing myself with the authority it inferred simply because it reflected the gravitas of my job...

I didn't create the title it was the industry-wide recognised description of someone holding my position.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

Dolphin trainer

Umderwater fireman

Testicle inspector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paid man slag haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

As your from Glastonbury is your job anything to do with the festival

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Assistant tax controller for legacy solutions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work for a guy who would make up the most important-sounding job titles he could think of when he hired someone. Whenhe offered me my job he called a meeting with another worker and the head admin and we all strategized the most impressive job title we could for me based on what job I wanted to apply for in the future. But it was my real job title so I never had to misrepresent it on my CV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gardener

We could be here a while.

Guess again "

You sound like a politician!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

One that I came across many times in my job was "head of site" otherwise known as a caretaker! Yes, head of site where it consists of a school for 1,500+ students with an army of cleaners, odd job and maintenance crews, but not a piddly 6 room primary school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

Are you cat Stevens stunt double?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

Dolphin trainer

Umderwater fireman

Testicle inspector"

Nope

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

As your from Glastonbury is your job anything to do with the festival"

I wouldn't sully my fun at the festival by working there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one ever know what I do even when I tell them my job title

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

Are you cat Stevens stunt double?"

A door to door hat salesman or test pilot

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

Are you cat Stevens stunt double?"

Bizarre and intreaguing but untrue

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Gardener

We could be here a while.

Guess again

You sound like a politician!"

I've fucked too many people to be a politician

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Give me a clue "

I work in London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow job queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me a clue

I work in London"

Chimney sweep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love job titles!

The best ones use words such as engineer...when the person doing it clearly has no engineering qualifications.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Give me a clue

I work in London

Chimney sweep? "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_mpaF5-SlU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love job titles!

The best ones use words such as engineer...when the person doing it clearly has no engineering qualifications.

Hey! I've been a swimming pool engineer, telecommunications engineer a water treatment engineer and a Royal Engineer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H20 logistics consulting channeller ! (plumber)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

Are you cat Stevens stunt double?

Bizarre and intreaguing but untrue"

I'm putting that in my profile

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By *eviant and BemusedCouple
over a year ago

Burton

I used to be a domestic engineer, but now I'm a direct contact business representative

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Give me a clue

I work in London"

Mmm! Similar to the work of JH Mapleson or Rudolph Bing but in a different genre

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I generally don't talk about it and my job isn't who I am, so it's trivia

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I generally don't talk about it and my job isn't who I am, so it's trivia "

Are you?....

No....

Couldn't be...

Are you?

Erm...

.....

......

....

Dear Coquette?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Go to the Bullshit Job Title Generator to create one.

Professionally, I use my title as it says what I do. Away from work I downplay it.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Go to the Bullshit Job Title Generator to create one.

Professionally, I use my title as it says what I do. Away from work I downplay it.

I have just googled Bullshit Job Title blah blah and entered Lickety...

Bloody hell Theresa!

Haven't you got better things to do?

Nice new leather trousers by the way

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Go to the Bullshit Job Title Generator to create one.

Professionally, I use my title as it says what I do. Away from work I downplay it.

I have just googled Bullshit Job Title blah blah and entered Lickety...

Bloody hell Theresa!

Haven't you got better things to do?

Nice new leather trousers by the way

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Go to the Bullshit Job Title Generator to create one.

Professionally, I use my title as it says what I do. Away from work I downplay it.

Same here. What I do on a general basis should be enough information when people specifically ask but I find it tends to lead to further questions so I try and avoid the subject in casual conversation.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I do talk about my job, but I don't expect it to get me any sex.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Gardener

We could be here a while.

Guess again

You sound like a politician!

I've fucked too many people to be a politician"

Are you sure that logic stand up?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I do talk about my job, but I don't expect it to get me any sex.

Given what one of them is...

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I do talk about my job, but I don't expect it to get me any sex.

Given what one of them is...

Shh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do talk about my job, but I don't expect it to get me any sex.

Given what one of them is...

*sniggers

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I do talk about my job, but I don't expect it to get me any sex.

Given what one of them is...

*sniggers

Et tu, boldy?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Go to the Bullshit Job Title Generator to create one.

Professionally, I use my title as it says what I do. Away from work I downplay it.

I have just googled Bullshit Job Title blah blah and entered Lickety...

Bloody hell Theresa!

Haven't you got better things to do?

Nice new leather trousers by the way

That was slightly uncalled for....if it does not suit your humour, ignore it!

Yes! I am guilty of regular flippant comments on site, especially if I see an irrelevance to what I consider important...yet now and again...something will strike a chord and I will think long and hard before replying....I always view your threads/comments from a wise/nice and decent person and valued by the swinging community....it it what we do in life that is important, not how we can 'word' our thoughts/beliefs on social media....I wish you well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine does what it says on the tin and is also a complete conversation stopper.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Go to the Bullshit Job Title Generator to create one.

Professionally, I use my title as it says what I do. Away from work I downplay it.

I have just googled Bullshit Job Title blah blah and entered Lickety...

Bloody hell Theresa!

Haven't you got better things to do?

Nice new leather trousers by the way

That was slightly uncalled for....if it does not suit your humour, ignore it!

I'm sorry that my reply seems to have upset you.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Mine does what it says on the tin and is also a complete conversation stopper. "

Would I need a can opener, or are you a peel back sort of lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine does what it says on the tin and is also a complete conversation stopper.

Would I need a can opener, or are you a peel back sort of lady

Like corned beef, with the little key that breaks.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mine does what it says on the tin and is also a complete conversation stopper.

Would I need a can opener, or are you a peel back sort of lady

Like corned beef, with the little key that breaks."

Awkward corners?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Mine does what it says on the tin and is also a complete conversation stopper.

Would I need a can opener, or are you a peel back sort of lady

Like corned beef, with the little key that breaks."

Probably the best way....a good analogy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't, I underplay it.

What I do for a living is not something I particularly like to talk about - not because it's uninteresting but because talking about work is only a couple of steps up from talking about the weather "

I am the same, i work hard and just like to make money but if i get asked usually at family events i dont say much.. boring chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karl Parlington has a good job, he calls bullshit for a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Signed my transfer papers today!

Different department, no contract changes

Life is just about to get much better in the coming months!

My job title is team member...flashy I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Signed my transfer papers today!

Different department, no contract changes

Life is just about to get much better in the coming months!

My job title is team member...flashy I know

Lol.... Member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Domestic engineer or house bitch

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Give me a clue

I work in London

Mmm! Similar to the work of JH Mapleson or Rudolph Bing but in a different genre

I have been called 'maestro' but not in that context

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me a clue

I work in London

Mmm! Similar to the work of JH Mapleson or Rudolph Bing but in a different genre

I have been called 'maestro' but not in that context"

I still prefer professional cosplayer.

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines

I'm a CGI Artist. In other words, you see all the fake shit in films and games? The Special effects, the environment designs, the backgrounds, character designs, explosions, animation, and all that. Yeah I'm one of those guys that creates that stuff. I'm also a computer wizard, so I fix peoples computers as a side job and hobby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a CGI Artist. In other words, you see all the fake shit in films and games? The Special effects, the environment designs, the backgrounds, character designs, explosions, animation, and all that. Yeah I'm one of those guys that creates that stuff. I'm also a computer wizard, so I fix peoples computers as a side job and hobby.

Sounds great

Sincerely mean that, not being sarcastic.

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines

Sounds great

Sincerely mean that, not being sarcastic. "

Thank you

I love being a cgi artist, even if I don't get paid to do it, I still do it xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tubular technician.....la dee fucking da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tubular technician.....la dee fucking da

Though I usually downplay it....to spanner monkey!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Thank you

I love being a cgi artist, even if I don't get paid to do it, I still do it xD"

Great. I bet you can make me look better than I actually am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tubular technician.....la dee fucking da

Though I usually downplay it....to spanner monkey!"

Scaffolder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still trying to figure out a good way to say what I do tbh

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines

Thank you

I love being a cgi artist, even if I don't get paid to do it, I still do it xD

Great. I bet you can make me look better than I actually am.

Cant make a person look better than they already are as I believe that natural beauty is the most beautiful thing about a person, if that makes sense, though I do like to make people look ridiculous, give them horns, mess up their teeth, and just fuck their face up on purpose xD takes a while to do though haha. Plus I'm sure you're beautiful the way you are, buddy

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Thank you

I love being a cgi artist, even if I don't get paid to do it, I still do it xD

Great. I bet you can make me look better than I actually am.

I need to be red with horns, wings, a pointed tail and a voluptous boobs to complete the look

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines

Thank you

I love being a cgi artist, even if I don't get paid to do it, I still do it xD

Great. I bet you can make me look better than I actually am.

I need to be red with horns, wings, a pointed tail and a voluptous boobs to complete the look

Haha don't we all :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Building entrance supervisor (security guard) but I'm off to uni to train as a knowledge dispenser (teacher) soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our work are terrible for this, the current new out of proportion tittle is facilities manager,

He is the caretaker, changes a few light bulbs and makes sure the meeting rooms are properly administered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the Managing Director of a Management Consultancy.

(It's only me, I'm a contractor)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tubular technician.....la dee fucking da

Though I usually downplay it....to spanner monkey!

Scaffolder? "

Ding Ding! We have a winner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about being a Steering wheel attendant.

= Wagon driver ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tubular technician.....la dee fucking da

Though I usually downplay it....to spanner monkey!

Scaffolder?

Ding Ding! We have a winner lol

I see what you did there

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By *aylor99Man
over a year ago

leeds

"What's your job

Lol.

Guess

dosser"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cook stuff

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

A mate tells girls he's a petroleum transfer engineer which sounds so much better than...

....petrol pump attendant

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