FabSwingers.com forum: Why am i not getting meets?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

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By *heBlueEyedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Berkshire

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Perhaps it's your first message? "Hi" is all you really need.

Us women don't have time to read a whole sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PATIENCE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me about it!

You'd think 'I want to smash your back doors in' would bring them running.

Timewasters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you start it with Yo Bitch?! If not that is where you are failing my friend!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women control the roost.. its either that or they want BBC.. zzzzzzzz

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't understand it.thought all us women loved getting cock pics and being told shite in 1st message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try changing the "ewe" to "u"... they might think you want to bum their sheep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps it's your first message? "Hi" is all you really need.

Us women don't have time to read a whole sentence

Exactly! Straight to the point is the way forward, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Sigh....

Okay Pauly's Tip No 1

First Message; always (and without fail) open with the following...

"Hello

My name is ((insert name here)), I noticed your lovely pictures and your witty status message bemoaning the amount of time wasters on this site. After reading your profile, I notice that you like capital letters and multiple punctuation marks and so I have decided to send you a message. I, like you, am not fond of cock pics, and I like you, cannot just meet at the drop of a hat. After reading through your profile, however, there is one question that remains unanswered, namely, "Do you like Spunk Sandwiches?"

I look forward to hearing from you in due course

((Insert Name Here))"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try changing the "ewe" to "u"... they might think you want to bum their sheep?

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LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell me about it!

You'd think 'I want to smash your back doors in' would bring them running.

Timewasters! "

Now that is a good opener! #robbed

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines

You're on the right path. However, I'd suggest adding a few more pictures of your cock in different angles. Why not throw in a picture of your asshole, the ladies love that. As for your messaging, technique, I would go for something along the lines of "i would like to insert my phallus into your fingerhut". Also don't forget to give them a friend invite before you message them. They'll really feel loved when you do that. Works Everytime, my friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you start it with Yo Bitch?! If not that is where you are failing my friend!!"

Loving the ideas!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic"

Because everyone loves a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As wise man once said patience is the key

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic

Because everyone loves a dick pic"

Not when you get sent 50 a day

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Perhaps it's your first message? "Hi" is all you really need.

Us women don't have time to read a whole sentence

Exactly! Straight to the point is the way forward, right?"

Yes it is. And I don't mean to be rude but you are a bit hot to be sending random messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic

Because everyone loves a dick pic"
yeah I never get any ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try changing the "ewe" to "u"... they might think you want to bum their sheep?

That's why they always reply with 'well you're a bit sheepish today!'

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic

Because everyone loves a dick pic

Not when you get sent 50 a day"

Someone missed the joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to add lots of pics of you taking lots of random women up the chuff, just to show your studliness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic

Because everyone loves a dick pic

Not when you get sent 50 a day"

Mine is different. Its next to a sky remote

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Try changing the "ewe" to "u"... they might think you want to bum their sheep?

That's why they always reply with 'well you're a bit sheepish today!'

You're from Wales, careful with the sheep references

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to add lots of pics of you taking lots of random women up the chuff, just to show your studliness "
lol... balls deep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic

Because everyone loves a dick pic

Not when you get sent 50 a day

Someone missed the joke

What joke?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Don't forget to add lots of pics of you taking lots of random women up the chuff, just to show your studliness "

Good point. And at least one sucking your cock.

But she needs to be being hit in the face with a black rectangle at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try hanging little men from your balls, I heard that works

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic

Because everyone loves a dick pic

Not when you get sent 50 a day

Someone missed the joke

What joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try changing the "ewe" to "u"... they might think you want to bum their sheep?

That's why they always reply with 'well you're a bit sheepish today!'

You're from Wales, careful with the sheep references

I live roscommon and we known as sheep shagging county in ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not read the thread but i just wanted to say

That i love dick pics

Even if they get sent every day

*hic*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As wise man once said patience is the key "

I prefer Ron Jeremy's most famous quote. 'suck my dick'. Biblical. Just awe inspiring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As wise man once said patience is the key

I prefer Ron Jeremy's most famous quote. 'suck my dick'. Biblical. Just awe inspiring"

I thought Sigourney Weaver said that in Aliens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not read the thread but i just wanted to say

That i love dick pics

Even if they get sent every day

*hic*"
typical another one from Wales

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Sigh....

Okay Pauly's Tip No 1

First Message; always (and without fail) open with the following...

"Hello

I look forward to hearing from you in due course

((Insert Name Here))""

Another option is "Oh wow I love your profile, so stunnin babze, could sure tell ya what I wanna do to ya"

This requires the attachment of at least 5 cock pics and, if sending a face pic, it must have you wearing shades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As wise man once said patience is the key

I prefer Ron Jeremy's most famous quote. 'suck my dick'. Biblical. Just awe inspiring

I thought Sigourney Weaver said that in Aliens?"

I'm watching Aliens right now and will keep an eye out for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As wise man once said patience is the key

I prefer Ron Jeremy's most famous quote. 'suck my dick'. Biblical. Just awe inspiring

I thought Sigourney Weaver said that in Aliens?"

No that was Justin bieber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Sigh....

Okay Pauly's Tip No 1

First Message; always (and without fail) open with the following...

"Hello

I look forward to hearing from you in due course

((Insert Name Here))"

Another option is "Oh wow I love your profile, so stunnin babze, could sure tell ya what I wanna do to ya"

This requires the attachment of at least 5 cock pics and, if sending a face pic, it must have you wearing shades."

To be honest, I just send a cock pic, works for me.... don't know what the OP is doing wrong, apart from claiming he is from Wales, which as everyone knows is a fictional land that English people tell their children to get them to behave.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not read the thread but i just wanted to say

That i love dick pics

Even if they get sent every day

*hic* typical another one from Wales "

You say that like it's a bad thing ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps it's your first message? "Hi" is all you really need.

Us women don't have time to read a whole sentence

Exactly! Straight to the point is the way forward, right?

Yes it is. And I don't mean to be rude but you are a bit hot to be sending random messages."

Guy's gotta try the good ol' copy and paste, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooooah there Pauly! You would get a smack on the bottom for that if you were closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mothership aka Wales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wooooah there Pauly! You would get a smack on the bottom for that if you were closer

Can't imagine what I have done to warrant that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Sigh....

Okay Pauly's Tip No 1

First Message; always (and without fail) open with the following...

"Hello

I look forward to hearing from you in due course

((Insert Name Here))"

Another option is "Oh wow I love your profile, so stunnin babze, could sure tell ya what I wanna do to ya"

This requires the attachment of at least 5 cock pics and, if sending a face pic, it must have you wearing shades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone send him a message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely "

Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

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if not what is plan B?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's from the Rhondda. He spends all his time fucking ewes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that

"
from Pauly90.. I knew it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Perhaps it's your first message? "Hi" is all you really need.

Us women don't have time to read a whole sentence

Exactly! Straight to the point is the way forward, right?

Yes it is. And I don't mean to be rude but you are a bit hot to be sending random messages.

Guy's gotta try the good ol' copy and paste, right?

Definitely. It seems silly to waste time writing 200 individual messages when just C&P each one works better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

if not what is plan B?"

Pull out the big guns. Exchange the sky remote for a now tv one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that

I thought women love the welsh? Damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

if not what is plan B?

Pull out the big guns. Exchange the sky remote for a now tv one

"
that could work.. maybe just ditch the remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

if not what is plan B?

Pull out the big guns. Exchange the sky remote for a now tv one

Tsk if it aint a Lynx can it ain't gonna work sausage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's from the Rhondda. He spends all his time fucking ewes.

Tries to dun I like butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that

I thought women love the welsh? Damn it

LOOK lets both stop with the "Fab Straight" bullshit alright? I will come and meet you, do I have to go through a wardrobe to get there?

Now that really would be coming out of the closet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

if not what is plan B?

Pull out the big guns. Exchange the sky remote for a now tv one

Tsk if it aint a Lynx can it ain't gonna work sausage!

Don't fancy an aerosol can that close to the fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

if not what is plan B?

Pull out the big guns. Exchange the sky remote for a now tv one

Tsk if it aint a Lynx can it ain't gonna work sausage!

Don't fancy an aerosol can that close to the fella

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he has feelings too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah well im sure someone will meet you at some point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that

I thought women love the welsh? Damn it

LOOK lets both stop with the "Fab Straight" bullshit alright? I will come and meet you, do I have to go through a wardrobe to get there?

Now that really would be coming out of the closet!"

Didn't you know? All straight men love dick. We just don't push back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Sigh....

Okay Pauly's Tip No 1

First Message; always (and without fail) open with the following...

"Hello

I look forward to hearing from you in due course

((Insert Name Here))"

Another option is "Oh wow I love your profile, so stunnin babze, could sure tell ya what I wanna do to ya"

This requires the attachment of at least 5 cock pics and, if sending a face pic, it must have you wearing shades."

Yep, wearing shades on a beach, and from a long way away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you doing the decent thing when rejected and telling them you wouldn't have shagged them anyway?

Need to get the basics right here

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I'm sure this is purely satirical post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that

I thought women love the welsh? Damn it

LOOK lets both stop with the "Fab Straight" bullshit alright? I will come and meet you, do I have to go through a wardrobe to get there?

Now that really would be coming out of the closet!

Didn't you know? All straight men love dick. We just don't push back

Turn left at the talking beaver, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that

I thought women love the welsh? Damn it

LOOK lets both stop with the "Fab Straight" bullshit alright? I will come and meet you, do I have to go through a wardrobe to get there?

Now that really would be coming out of the closet!

Didn't you know? All straight men love dick. We just don't push back

"
yeah standard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car "

Sent her countless dick pics. Think she's playing hard to get tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here trying it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car "
hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!

Too young for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!

Too young for me!

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come to London then. We don't use remotes we just make our own movies ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you doing the decent thing when rejected and telling them you wouldn't have shagged them anyway?

Need to get the basics right here

Coz he isnt desperate and shes an ugly moose anyway?! Gotta be specific with those rejection details!

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"You're on the right path. However, I'd suggest adding a few more pictures of your cock in different angles. Why not throw in a picture of your asshole, the ladies love that. As for your messaging, technique, I would go for something along the lines of "i would like to insert my phallus into your fingerhut". Also don't forget to give them a friend invite before you message them. They'll really feel loved when you do that. Works Everytime, my friend. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car

Sent her countless dick pics. Think she's playing hard to get tbh "
I would send her a picture of just the remote. You never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you doing the decent thing when rejected and telling them you wouldn't have shagged them anyway?

Need to get the basics right here

Coz he isnt desperate and shes an ugly moose anyway?! Gotta be specific with those rejection details!"

Are you sure you aren't Yoda?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ask yourself what would papi do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car

hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!

Too young for me!

She always sends me filth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car

hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!

Too young for me!

She always sends me filth. "
I let her chase u now.. I planted the seed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway got to go

Good luck OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely

Probably

IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that

I thought women love the welsh? Damn it

LOOK lets both stop with the "Fab Straight" bullshit alright? I will come and meet you, do I have to go through a wardrobe to get there?

Now that really would be coming out of the closet!

Didn't you know? All straight men love dick. We just don't push back

Turn left at the talking beaver, right?"

No right, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car

hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!

Too young for me!

She always sends me filth. I let her chase u now.. I planted the seed"

She just winked me. I'm so in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car

hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!

Too young for me!

She always sends me filth. "
Shhhhh don't tell them that. Everyone will want some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

How many times do I have to tell you? The opening message should always be a three paragraph long copy and paste job describing in detail how you're going to make her your little cum slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Draft me one up will ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you doing the decent thing when rejected and telling them you wouldn't have shagged them anyway?

Need to get the basics right here

Coz he isnt desperate and shes an ugly moose anyway?! Gotta be specific with those rejection details!"

I am a bit. Hence the post, remember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car

hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!

Too young for me!

She always sends me filth. I let her chase u now.. I planted the seed

She just winked me. I'm so in"
would you consider that a wink? I think I had fluff in my eye

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over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car

hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!

Too young for me!

She always sends me filth. Shhhhh don't tell them that. Everyone will want some

Oh shit! My bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops I just winked her aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car

hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!

Too young for me!

She always sends me filth. Shhhhh don't tell them that. Everyone will want some

See now I want some filth too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

How many times do I have to tell you? The opening message should always be a three paragraph long copy and paste job describing in detail how you're going to make her your little cum slut

I thought that was a hint to go down the stairs on a snow sledge? Who would have known!

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over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car

hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!

Too young for me!

She always sends me filth. I let her chase u now.. I planted the seed

She just winked me. I'm so in would you consider that a wink? I think I had fluff in my eye

Maybe a double wink. Or a blink. Whatever they call it these days

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over a year ago

"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car

hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!

Too young for me!

She always sends me filth. Shhhhh don't tell them that. Everyone will want some

See now I want some filth too!!"

Send her one of my dick pics!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minxy we can't message you.. We are too young ??

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

The more experienced and I might say successful gents know... Can I shoot my cock snot up your fart pipe ..is the best opening message, you can thank me later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this why he is from Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minxy we can't message you.. We are too young ??"

Just 5 short years my friend!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minxy we can't message you.. We are too young ??"

Ageist that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the fun in that?

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Your pics OP.

You shouldnt have torso pics.

Just cock pics in various angles.

Sheesh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your pics OP.

You shouldnt have torso pics.

Just cock pics in various angles.

Sheesh.

I do! You could probably make a 3d model out of it

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingerhut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically just go on Fabguys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure this is purely satirical post "

Nah, what gave you that idea? Oh! That reminds me, I need a woman to dominate too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps it's your first message? "Hi" is all you really need.

Us women don't have time to read a whole sentence

Exactly! Straight to the point is the way forward, right?

Yes it is. And I don't mean to be rude but you are a bit hot to be sending random messages.

Guy's gotta try the good ol' copy and paste, right?

Definitely. It seems silly to waste time writing 200 individual messages when just C&P each one works better."

Too right! All about the odds, right? One is bound to gush like niagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even I'm getting wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me about it!

You'd think 'I want to smash your back doors in' would bring them running.

Timewasters! "

Oh sweet baby Jesus...

Your new picture!

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely superb OP and all contributers. I've actually Lol'd and Gol'd several times. Brilliant.

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them..."

Its blast. Finger'blast'

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them..."

Hate to correct you, but it's fingerblasting here on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely superb OP and all contributers. I've actually Lol'd and Gol'd several times. Brilliant.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Even I'm getting wet"

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over a year ago

"Tell me about it!

You'd think 'I want to smash your back doors in' would bring them running.

Timewasters!

Oh sweet baby Jesus...

Your new picture! "

Pretty sure he's not in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh maaaan... I've been doing it wrong all this time

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Brilliant.

A pic of your finger next to your cock, to show how big your finger is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ewe? lol You from Aberdeen by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh maaaan... I've been doing it wrong all this time "

Obviously

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts.

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts."

How many fingers are we talking 4 or 5? And spit on them first yes?

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts.

How many fingers are we talking 4 or 5? And spit on them first yes?"

8 1/2. And obviously

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts."

Swish and flick!

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts."

And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put the fist in there

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Too young for me!

Too old for me.

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts.

And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?"

How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

OP have you tired reading a woman's profile and then sending her a barrage of abuse about why she wouldn't meet you?

Once we're called out for only liking certain types of guys we drop our preferences and standards you know.

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts.

And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?

How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately? "

Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.

How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts.

And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?

How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?

Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.

How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?"

Standard

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts.

And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?

How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?

Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.

How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?"

Yes! I like this idea!

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts.

And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?

How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?

Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.

How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?

Yes! I like this idea!

I thought everyone did that anyway?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts.

And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?

How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?

Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.

How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?

Yes! I like this idea!

I thought everyone did that anyway?"

Only in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts.

And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?

How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?

Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.

How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?

Yes! I like this idea!

I thought everyone did that anyway?"

That explains it

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over a year ago

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Just ask yourself what would papi do

Damn.. Someone beat me to saying it!

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over a year ago

"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!

You need to offer to fingerbang them...

Its blast. Finger'blast'

Remember, short controlled bursts.

And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?

How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?

Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.

How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?

Yes! I like this idea!

I thought everyone did that anyway?

That explains it

Hahaha!!!! That's our secret!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Cos you is a c**t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cos you is a c**t"

Bit like. Its cool tho. I'm cool. I'm a cool c**t.

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