FabSwingers.com forum: who/what am I?

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Weekend fun post. I can answer yes or no to your questions or guesses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a member of a swinging site

what do I win ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a living thing?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a living thing?"

No ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Crocodile hunter????

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Are you a vegatable.or mineral?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a living thing?

No ..."
Elvis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you require batteries?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"A Crocodile hunter????"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Are you a place?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a vegatable.or mineral?"

No - better luck next time

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a place?"

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"do you require batteries?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Crocodile hunter????

A rodeo rider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you a house hold item ?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a living thing?

No ...Elvis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a ghost?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"A Crocodile hunter????

A rodeo rider?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you an esoteric thought ?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a ghost?"

No, sorry nanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you made of metal?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you an esoteric thought ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you fun for all the family?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"are you made of metal?"

No, not 100% made from one thing - free clue there

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Are you desperation?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"are you fun for all the family?"

Yes

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you desperation?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you made of metal?

No, not 100% made from one thing - free clue there "

Are you a Morris Traveler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could you buy what you are?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Stalked n murdered a celeb?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"are you made of metal?

No, not 100% made from one thing - free clue there

Are you a Morris Traveler? "

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Stalked n murdered a celeb?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you made of metal?

No, not 100% made from one thing - free clue there

Are you a Morris Traveler?

No"

Are you sure?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"could you buy what you are?"

No, not exactly

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"are you made of metal?

No, not 100% made from one thing - free clue there

Are you a Morris Traveler?

Are you sure?"

I am sure, nor a Morris dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you made of composites? (man-made or woman-made, who am I to judge)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Are you a part of a greater whole?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you made of composites? (man-made or woman-made, who am I to judge) "

Yes

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a part of a greater whole?"

No, not in the general sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you have wheels?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"do you have wheels?"

Not connected to me

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By *lsd199Man
over a year ago

London

A slut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you have wheels?

Not connected to me"

So to confirm, you are not a Morris Traveler?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"A slut? "

No (this is the puzzle, not asking about me Sophie)

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"do you have wheels?

Not connected to me

So to confirm, you are not a Morris Traveler? "

100% not a Morris traveller or Morris dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you have wheels?

Not connected to me

So to confirm, you are not a Morris Traveler?

100% not a Morris traveller or Morris dancer "

but you are made of man-made composites and have wheels that aren't attached?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slut? "

Well I'm starting to wonder what you are

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"do you have wheels?

Not connected to me

So to confirm, you are not a Morris Traveler?

100% not a Morris traveller or Morris dancer "

Though I have been associated with a vehicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you have wheels?

Not connected to me

So to confirm, you are not a Morris Traveler?

100% not a Morris traveller or Morris dancer

Though I have been associated with a vehicle

Are you a steering wheel?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"do you have wheels?

Not connected to me

So to confirm, you are not a Morris Traveler?

100% not a Morris traveller or Morris dancer

but you are made of man-made composites and have wheels that aren't attached?"

Yes but I don't have wheels

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"do you have wheels?

Not connected to me

So to confirm, you are not a Morris Traveler?

100% not a Morris traveller or Morris dancer

Though I have been associated with a vehicle

Are you a steering wheel?"

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"A slut?

Well I'm starting to wonder what you are"

Take a refined guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you have wheels?

Not connected to me

So to confirm, you are not a Morris Traveler?

100% not a Morris traveller or Morris dancer

but you are made of man-made composites and have wheels that aren't attached?

Yes but I don't have wheels "

A sleigh???

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Are you a petrochemical?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#bored sorry, sleep hollow for me...

but quickly are you a house/garage/engine/train/aeroplane/wookie/lemon(mechanical)/spaceship/time/Santa(please be Santa)/cyborg/f1car/speedboat/bungeecord/recordplayer/suitcase/monkey?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a petrochemical?"

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"#bored sorry, sleep hollow for me...

but quickly are you a house/garage/engine/train/aeroplane/wookie/lemon(mechanical)/spaceship/time/Santa(please be Santa)/cyborg/f1car/speedboat/bungeecord/recordplayer/suitcase/monkey?"

No but I will give some clues. Wookie was closest by concept

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Are you normally stored indoors?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"do you have wheels?

Not connected to me

So to confirm, you are not a Morris Traveler?

100% not a Morris traveller or Morris dancer

but you are made of man-made composites and have wheels that aren't attached?

Yes but I don't have wheels

A sleigh???"

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you normally stored indoors?"

Would normally be, yes - but also seen outdoors

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a petrochemical?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#bored sorry, sleep hollow for me...

but quickly are you a house/garage/engine/train/aeroplane/wookie/lemon(mechanical)/spaceship/time/Santa(please be Santa)/cyborg/f1car/speedboat/bungeecord/recordplayer/suitcase/monkey?

No but I will give some clues. Wookie was closest by concept"

abominable snowman (also known as a wendingo, Sasquatch, yeti, big foot or yowie man) or an ewok.... or a tranny in a onesie?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Are you carbon dioxide?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Are you a container?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"#bored sorry, sleep hollow for me...

but quickly are you a house/garage/engine/train/aeroplane/wookie/lemon(mechanical)/spaceship/time/Santa(please be Santa)/cyborg/f1car/speedboat/bungeecord/recordplayer/suitcase/monkey?

No but I will give some clues. Wookie was closest by concept

abominable snowman (also known as a wendingo, Sasquatch, yeti, big foot or yowie man) or an ewok.... or a tranny in a onesie?"

No, but fictional

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a container?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#bored sorry, sleep hollow for me...

but quickly are you a house/garage/engine/train/aeroplane/wookie/lemon(mechanical)/spaceship/time/Santa(please be Santa)/cyborg/f1car/speedboat/bungeecord/recordplayer/suitcase/monkey?

No but I will give some clues. Wookie was closest by concept

abominable snowman (also known as a wendingo, Sasquatch, yeti, big foot or yowie man) or an ewok.... or a tranny in a onesie?

No, but fictional "

Truly single bi-lady willing to accommodate and meets couples?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you carbon dioxide?"

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Big clue - pink

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"#bored sorry, sleep hollow for me...

but quickly are you a house/garage/engine/train/aeroplane/wookie/lemon(mechanical)/spaceship/time/Santa(please be Santa)/cyborg/f1car/speedboat/bungeecord/recordplayer/suitcase/monkey?

No but I will give some clues. Wookie was closest by concept

abominable snowman (also known as a wendingo, Sasquatch, yeti, big foot or yowie man) or an ewok.... or a tranny in a onesie?

No, but fictional

Truly single bi-lady willing to accommodate and meets couples?"

That's extreme fantasy material, surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a wookie thats been shaved?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Big clue - pink"

Sex toy

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a wookie thats been shaved?"

No, sorry - better luck next time

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Big clue - pink

Sex toy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a penis?"

Authors Note: Penises come in various flavours from Pink through to Brown.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a sex god? (You can't really say no that can you

)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Big clue - pink

Sex toy

No"

Pig

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

A pink vibrator?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a penis?

Authors Note: Penises come in various flavours from Pink through to Brown....."

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Are you a life-sized doll in the style of Carrie Fisher?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"A pink vibrator?"

No - big UK south west contingent on tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a penis?

Authors Note: Penises come in various flavours from Pink through to Brown.....

Hold on a minute.... who am I malarkey, as you are a TV surely you are whatever you want to be, this game is un-winable, fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, and I will found out where you live and paint your front door pink..... you have been warned!!

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Are you a life-sized doll in the style of Carrie Fisher?"

Not lifesize, nor a doll exactly - nor Carrie Fisher.

FAB

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you a penis?

Authors Note: Penises come in various flavours from Pink through to Brown.....

Blimey. Keep guessing

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Big clue - pink

Sex toy

Pig

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Are you a sex god? (You can't really say no that can you

She's too refined to be a sex god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a Teresa May action figure... yay I win!!

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"You are a Teresa May action figure... yay I win!!"

No, that's too scary

. I am suitable for all the family

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Are you Lady Penelope?

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

Are you a Cock Ruler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Kerplunk? Buckeraoo, Simon Says, Trivial Pursuits Pink Cheese?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you Lady Penelope?"

Well done and great efforts from you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Lady Penelope?

Well done and great efforts from you all.

What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Lady Penelope?

Well done and great efforts from you all.

What"

The

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Lady Penelope?

Well done and great efforts from you all.

What

The"

Fuck

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Are you Lady Penelope?

Well done and great efforts from you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Lady Penelope?

Well done and great efforts from you all.

What

The

Fuck"

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a fun thread! Start another?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Lady Penelope?

Well done and great efforts from you all.

i did not see that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Lady Penelope?

Well done and great efforts from you all.

What

The

Fuck

Me!"

You don't have to ask twice!!

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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She has a gorgeous pink FAB1 Rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She has a gorgeous pink FAB1 Rolls"

As the competition is now won, can I spend the remainder of your thread flirting?

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"That was a fun thread! Start another?"

I'd not want the UK south west imploding

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"She has a gorgeous pink FAB1 Rolls

As the competition is now won, can I spend the remainder of your thread flirting?"

Of course - get some tinsel or mistletoe on that big cock Mr P

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over a year ago

"She has a gorgeous pink FAB1 Rolls

As the competition is now won, can I spend the remainder of your thread flirting?

Of course - get some tinsel or mistletoe on that big cock Mr P

Ahem... ((clears throat)),

SO..... Jokes, that always works for flirting ((oh Yeah, getting my game on!)

A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a PHONE CALL so that the kids will not decode...

One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that, "Daddy wants to make a phone call.

Mother replies: Tell your Dad that the Network is down today.

Dad to his son, "Go tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to a Public Phone .

Mother tells her son to go and tell his dad, "if he dare go to a public phone, she will open a Call Center at home.

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