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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whilst with a group of male friends today the subject turned to lap dancing clubs.

I was on my own with my opinion of them much to their amusement...

I can't stand them!! I've only been a couple of times but each time I've hated it, I just felt really awkward sat there whilst a girl pretended she was enjoying herself whilst girating 2 inches from my face to a bad remix of a Whitney Houston number!

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who finds these places horrific? And every time someone suggests going to them I politely refuse as quite frankly I'd rather watch Theresa May hula hooping whilst singing "I'm a little teapot" than watch a girl dry humping a long shiny pole.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

We went as a couple once before we'd swung and enjoyed it. They certainly made a lot of contact.

But looking back, I think we would see it as very tame and expensive now. Much more real erotic fun to be had now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We went as a couple once before we'd swung and enjoyed it. They certainly made a lot of contact.

But looking back, I think we would see it as very tame and expensive now. Much more real erotic fun to be had now... "

Did you not find that you just wanted to constantly laugh???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't interest me if I'm honest.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

I, Donald , have never been to one. It's not really my idea of a fun night out.

I have however met a good few dancers, strippers through my work and many seem to be happy with their work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn't interest me if I'm honest."

Phewwww I thought I was going to be alone !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither of us wish to be exploited for money. But each to their own.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

They would bore me

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

my Mrs wants me to take her to one. As has said above, its exciting for vanilla people, but for swingers its a bit too tame.

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By *luewickedCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I know exactly how you feel, I hate them, completely false places

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"We went as a couple once before we'd swung and enjoyed it. They certainly made a lot of contact.

But looking back, I think we would see it as very tame and expensive now. Much more real erotic fun to be had now...

Did you not find that you just wanted to constantly laugh??? "

No, we'd chatted to them for a while beforehand and they were quite into it (ok, being paid I know), they moved us a bit out of sight because they were doing a bit more than they should.

It was pretty horny, at that time in our pre-swinging life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know exactly how you feel, I hate them, completely false places"

Just everything about them is false, some guys get so roped in thinking the girl actually "likes" them

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Been to a couple, and it always seems an odd thing to choose to do. If I pay a woman an amount of money, she will try and move me into a state of mild sexual frustration.

Yay...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst with a group of male friends today the subject turned to lap dancing clubs.

I was on my own with my opinion of them much to their amusement...

I can't stand them!! I've only been a couple of times but each time I've hated it, I just felt really awkward sat there whilst a girl pretended she was enjoying herself whilst girating 2 inches from my face to a bad remix of a Whitney Houston number!

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who finds these places horrific? And every time someone suggests going to them I politely refuse as quite frankly I'd rather watch Theresa May hula hooping whilst singing "I'm a little teapot" than watch a girl dry humping a long shiny pole.

"

This

I am a pole dancing student and in the clubs we have attended the girls are dead behind the eyes.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Never been to one and have no desire to either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my Mrs wants me to take her to one. As has said above, its exciting for vanilla people, but for swingers its a bit too tame. "

This 'vanilla' person wouldn't find it exciting in the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went once a few years back before we started swinging, it gave us the push to go into swinging but talking to the dancers most of them needed to be under the influence to do their job, we wouldn't go back based on this, I'm sure some of the girls love their job, but it's not for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time, I enjoyed stag do's and the like that took in a strip club.

Now? Not so much.

I don't look back on it with shame though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my training partner/mate was telling me, that one of the dancers offered him a private dance for 150£...needless to say he passed on the offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once upon a time, I enjoyed stag do's and the like that took in a strip club.

Now? Not so much.

I don't look back on it with shame though."

Note to self...no lap dancing for Mr G!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jayne wanted me to take her to one, but after she got an impromptu "hands on" lapdance off a lady (who may have done it for a job at some point) at a swingers party, she's decided a "normal" lapdance would be boring.

And yes, we did end up playing with the lady in question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a tap dancing club once , but fell in the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to a tap dancing club once , but fell in the sink

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Badaboom tish!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to a tap dancing club once , but fell in the sink

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

We are off to one this evening Mrs has a VIP card so we get in for free. Love the look of the male punters' faces when she goes behind the curtain for a private dance.

They are quite tame here in the U.K. As not allowed to touch. We were in Prague and whoaaaa. That was a fun night

-Matt

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I had spend a day in a couple for work many years ago (shooting a video)- was a very surreal experience, particularly when having spent the best part of 5-6 hours filming gyrating ladies from every possible angle, one of the girls came up and asked if i wanted to buy a dance, as i was packing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my training partner/mate was telling me, that one of the dancers offered him a private dance for 150£...needless to say he passed on the offer "

£150

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had spend a day in a couple for work many years ago (shooting a video)- was a very surreal experience, particularly when having spent the best part of 5-6 hours filming gyrating ladies from every possible angle, one of the girls came up and asked if i wanted to buy a dance, as i was packing up "

Always the opportunist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took a lady friend I met off here once,she certainly enjoyed it,good night out all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my training partner/mate was telling me, that one of the dancers offered him a private dance for 150£...needless to say he passed on the offer

£150 "

yeah and there was no extras if you know what I mean.....to be honest if it was 20£ he'd of passed, he's tight as fuck lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Wouldn't mind having a crack at it myself, not for the money, I hasten to add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had many a night out in several lol... There just part of the night, not THE night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to one and don't see the appeal. I would probably end up laughing if I was receiving a lap dance to avoid awkwardness .

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

They are total crap and sad, sad, sad.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

It's baffling to pay to be teased but that's what folk want. Striping is honest. T&A for ££s

Burlesque (or the nonsense it's now become) is less so. It slither s under a veil of middle class respectability and empowerment but you're still giving them T&A (and make a fraction of what strippers earn).

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

I'm not a fan of the UK ones, dead expensive and you get fleeced. One of the better ones was fantasy palace in Edinburgh where there is an Italian restaurant next door.

But yes eastern Europe, Bulgaria full works for £5! Prague slightly bit more but all the way.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Never been to 1. I'm to shy

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

We've never been to one, they don't appeal tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my training partner/mate was telling me, that one of the dancers offered him a private dance for 150£...needless to say he passed on the offer

£150

yeah and there was no extras if you know what I mean.....to be honest if it was 20£ he'd of passed, he's tight as fuck lol "

Ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one I've been to was pretty much the least seductive place I've ever been. It was seriously grim. Only went because my friend was a hostess there at the time and got us free champagne, which as hard up students was appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been and wasted money in them when I was younger and more foolish,looking back I really regret it now.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Can't stand them.

I find it weird, with the girls standing round and coming up to chat to you in their pants, basically. It feels like I've walked into the wrong changing room.

Its basically about the fetishisation of money, and I find that an actual turn off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (mrs) have never been to one but it is something i have always wanted to experience but since joining thos lifestyle it has started to become less appealing

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Just having a drink in west brom with the lads... the sexiest lady in west brom just approached me with a big grin on her face.. i thought I had pulled.... she was giving flyers for a local strip club in west brom which I wont mention

Straight in the bin it went.. strip clubs do nothing for me

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