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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Isn't enough... Just been doing some work and the guy has

1 Aston Martin v12,vantage.

1 Aston Martin vanquish.

1 McLaren mc12

1 Ferrari 458.

Suggest a Christmas present for him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis extension ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book of the history about the listed cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But is he happy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pink coat, because he obviously isn't getting noticed enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But is he happy?"

Hmmm, let me think, crying in an Aston martin, or crying on a bus, I'll go for privacy, and an awesome exhaust not p!ease

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Get him a 3D eye pic. Doesn't matter how much money he has if he can't make out the pic he can't flippin' do it. When we buy gifts for those with endless pockets we tend to go for these kind of gifts as money has nowt to do with it. You should have seen a bunch of footballers with their noses pressed up against a £2 pic and taking the micky out of those that couldn't for the life of them make it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give him a Christmas stocking, so he can remember what's truly important in life XXX

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Get him a 3D eye pic. Doesn't matter how much money he has if he can't make out the pic he can't flippin' do it. When we buy gifts for those with endless pockets we tend to go for these kind of gifts as money has nowt to do with it. You should have seen a bunch of footballers with their noses pressed up against a £2 pic and taking the micky out of those that couldn't for the life of them make it out. "

Feck... I'm not getting that ...I can't do them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy him a durex with a little note, he will never look at you in the same way, and the look on his face....that will be priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reality check that no matter how many nice cars you may have oi can only drive one at a time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't enough... Just been doing some work and the guy has

1 Aston Martin v12,vantage.

1 Aston Martin vanquish.

1 McLaren mc12

1 Ferrari 458.

Suggest a Christmas present for him..

"

Some Autoglym (is that how you spell it?)

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Get him a 3D eye pic. Doesn't matter how much money he has if he can't make out the pic he can't flippin' do it. When we buy gifts for those with endless pockets we tend to go for these kind of gifts as money has nowt to do with it. You should have seen a bunch of footballers with their noses pressed up against a £2 pic and taking the micky out of those that couldn't for the life of them make it out.

Feck... I'm not getting that ...I can't do them "

Slightly cross your eyes the focus on the pic close up till you feel you're looking through the image then slowly move the picture away, you'll see it then.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

May I suggest a tombstone engrave with the words:

SO WHAT?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If he has an other half one of those blue windscreen efforts with their respective names on might be nice. Or fluffy dice. Or that amusing rear shelf thingummybob that pulls its pants down. Or a Garfield you can sucker onto the inside of the window. Or if you don't want to make any of his cars look naff, a really nice feu orange or magic tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't enough... Just been doing some work and the guy has

1 Aston Martin v12,vantage.

1 Aston Martin vanquish.

1 McLaren mc12

1 Ferrari 458.

Suggest a Christmas present for him..

"

The Lego Star Wars ewok village .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get him a lump of coal, you don't get cars like that for being a saint

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