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A masked man bursts into the sperm bank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."

She says, "This isn't a real bank; it's a sperm bank."

He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."

She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."

After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.

He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg, imagine the taste of stored cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg, imagine the taste of stored cum "

I imagine the fact it's been chilled might make it not as bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg, imagine the taste of stored cum "

It keeps it freshness as it's frozen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg, imagine the taste of stored cum

I imagine the fact it's been chilled might make it not as bad? "

I dunno..I'm still skeptical about the taste factor.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

it might just be me but I found that creepy

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Surely the woman would recognise her husband's voice?

What was he charged with? Presumably forcing a woman to swallow semen is sexual assault, which seems a bit extreme as a means of making his point.

Couldn't he have just jizzed on her cornflakes or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belter couldn't stop laughing ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

He points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."

She says, "This isn't a real bank; it's a sperm bank."

He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."

She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."

After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.

He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"

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did you make that up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaahhhahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old ones are the best ...

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"Omg, imagine the taste of stored cum

It keeps it freshness as it's frozen "

It sure is frozen!!!

JG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Viking called Rudolph the Red looked out of his window one night then turned to his wife and said "it's going to rain". "How the hell do you know that" she says. "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain dear"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Viking called Rudolph the Red looked out of his window one night then turned to his wife and said "it's going to rain". "How the hell do you know that" she says. "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain dear" "

I love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen can't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The old ones are the best ... "

I'm pretty sure I first heard it at school. And I'm 40 now. But it is a good un!

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