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"At how particularly daft I can be! IKEA delivery today containing one sons Christmas present to find I've ordered two! So now both having the same, not a problem but faced with two lots of flat pack to assemble with "help". Think I better have a box of quality street on stand by! "Surely there must be someone on here to help you  | |||
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"At how particularly daft I can be! IKEA delivery today containing one sons Christmas present to find I've ordered two! So now both having the same, not a problem but faced with two lots of flat pack to assemble with "help". Think I better have a box of quality street on stand by!
Surely there must be someone on here to help you "Not sure two nearly 7 year olds equals help! But after doing bunk beds on my own, think it will be easier although possibly more stressful! | |||
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"At how particularly daft I can be! IKEA delivery today containing one sons Christmas present to find I've ordered two! So now both having the same, not a problem but faced with two lots of flat pack to assemble with "help". Think I better have a box of quality street on stand by!
Surely there must be someone on here to help you
Not sure two nearly 7 year olds equals help! But after doing bunk beds on my own, think it will be easier although possibly more stressful! "All you have to remember is the thingymathing goes in the holiemathing  | |||
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"At how particularly daft I can be! IKEA delivery today containing one sons Christmas present to find I've ordered two! So now both having the same, not a problem but faced with two lots of flat pack to assemble with "help". Think I better have a box of quality street on stand by!
Surely there must be someone on here to help you
Not sure two nearly 7 year olds equals help! But after doing bunk beds on my own, think it will be easier although possibly more stressful!
All you have to remember is the thingymathing goes in the holiemathing "And the key words, fuck, bollocks and shit when I drop the Allen key for the 100th time! | |||
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"At how particularly daft I can be! IKEA delivery today containing one sons Christmas present to find I've ordered two! So now both having the same, not a problem but faced with two lots of flat pack to assemble with "help". Think I better have a box of quality street on stand by!
Surely there must be someone on here to help you
Not sure two nearly 7 year olds equals help! But after doing bunk beds on my own, think it will be easier although possibly more stressful!
All you have to remember is the thingymathing goes in the holiemathing
And the key words, fuck, bollocks and shit when I drop the Allen key for the 100th time! "Scream at the kids, then apologise to them by giving them sweets  | |||
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"At how particularly daft I can be! IKEA delivery today containing one sons Christmas present to find I've ordered two! So now both having the same, not a problem but faced with two lots of flat pack to assemble with "help". Think I better have a box of quality street on stand by!
Surely there must be someone on here to help you
Not sure two nearly 7 year olds equals help! But after doing bunk beds on my own, think it will be easier although possibly more stressful!
All you have to remember is the thingymathing goes in the holiemathing
And the key words, fuck, bollocks and shit when I drop the Allen key for the 100th time! "Lol Sounds fun I've Always wondered why the keys are called Allen | |||
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"At how particularly daft I can be! IKEA delivery today containing one sons Christmas present to find I've ordered two! So now both having the same, not a problem but faced with two lots of flat pack to assemble with "help". Think I better have a box of quality street on stand by!
Surely there must be someone on here to help you
Not sure two nearly 7 year olds equals help! But after doing bunk beds on my own, think it will be easier although possibly more stressful!
All you have to remember is the thingymathing goes in the holiemathing
And the key words, fuck, bollocks and shit when I drop the Allen key for the 100th time!
Lol
Sounds fun
I've Always wondered why the keys are called Allen
""The Allen name is a registered trademark, originated by the Allen Manufacturing Company of Hartford, Connecticut" Well that was boring. I was hoping to be a much more interesting reason. Well maybe not. I bet a bloke called Phillip didn't invent a screw head either. Anyway... the secret to flat pack... an electric screwdriver with an allen key bit. Speeds things up immensely. Especially if you have an impact driver like I do and you can pretend you are actually a formula 1 pit crew. lol -Matt | |||
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"At how particularly daft I can be! IKEA delivery today containing one sons Christmas present to find I've ordered two! So now both having the same, not a problem but faced with two lots of flat pack to assemble with "help". Think I better have a box of quality street on stand by!
Surely there must be someone on here to help you
Not sure two nearly 7 year olds equals help! But after doing bunk beds on my own, think it will be easier although possibly more stressful!
All you have to remember is the thingymathing goes in the holiemathing
And the key words, fuck, bollocks and shit when I drop the Allen key for the 100th time!
Lol
Sounds fun
I've Always wondered why the keys are called Allen
"I'll let you know how "fun" it is! Hahaha! I've no idea why they are called Allen keys either. But I'm pretty sure I'll want to punch "Allen" but the time I'm done!  | |||
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"This may sound wierd , but I actually enjoy assembling flat packs , unfortunately this isn't an offer of help "Nothing weird about that, there's a peculiar satisfaction to putting them together, unless of course the instructions are in Chinese!!  | |||
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"This may sound wierd , but I actually enjoy assembling flat packs , unfortunately this isn't an offer of help
Nothing weird about that, there's a peculiar satisfaction to putting them together, unless of course the instructions are in Chinese!! "I actually quite enjoy it too. The bunk beds broke me but I did do it on my own plus room emptying etc. The husbamd nearly got punched that time! (I sound like I'm quite violent, but I'm not really! Lol) | |||
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