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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The bacon cheeseburger wrap.

what crazy things have you done with your good to pimp it up a Bit. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using a cadburys boost dipping it in coffee, energy overload

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never invented it, but before I stopped drinking I used to enjoy a cement mixer even though I didn't particularly like either of the two ingredient separately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never invented it, but before I stopped drinking I used to enjoy a cement mixer even though I didn't particularly like either of the two ingredient separately

Was it hard to swallow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Using a cadburys boost dipping it in coffee, energy overload

Ohhhh I must try this.

Energy drinks do nothing for me.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint chocolate chip ice cream and honey puffs yummy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mint chocolate chip ice cream and honey puffs yummy x "

Really? Not sure about that bit I do like them both separately.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using a cadburys boost dipping it in coffee, energy overload

Ohhhh I must try this.

Energy drinks do nothing for me.

xxx"

Try it before a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Using a cadburys boost dipping it in coffee, energy overload

Ohhhh I must try this.

Energy drinks do nothing for me.

xxx

Try it before a meet

Is that an invertation?

xxx

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

During my days as a freelance cook, I would have to create various canapés for events..

One I was particularly proud of was a mini pie and mash with liquor..

Mini pie of proper east London pie crust filled with minced beef in gravy spiced with pepper and a little vinegar, parsley liquor and topped with mashed potatoe...without lumps mind you...

The taste of East London in a bite...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"During my days as a freelance cook, I would have to create various canapés for events..

One I was particularly proud of was a mini pie and mash with liquor..

Mini pie of proper east London pie crust filled with minced beef in gravy spiced with pepper and a little vinegar, parsley liquor and topped with mashed potatoe...without lumps mind you...

The taste of East London in a bite..."

Ahhhjjjhhh I've just cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is bad for you, and I wouldn't recommend it if you have had any problems with your heart, high blood pressure, or high cholesterol.

Starting from base.

1 slice of white toast buttered.

3 rashers of smoked back bacon.

1 fried egg.

1 fried slice.

2 links of good quality sausage (65% meat content or higher) or a good Cumberland ring.

1 fried egg

1 slice white toast (buttered)

Add sauce to taste, and call an ambulance

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

French toasted cheese sandwich. Heart attack on a plate.

Peanut butter and corn relish sandwich. Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bacon cheeseburger wrap.

what crazy things have you done with your good to pimp it up a Bit. Xxx"

Recipe please sounds fantastic x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is bad for you, and I wouldn't recommend it if you have had any problems with your heart, high blood pressure, or high cholesterol.

Starting from base.

1 slice of white toast buttered.

3 rashers of smoked back bacon.

1 fried egg.

1 fried slice.

2 links of good quality sausage (65% meat content or higher) or a good Cumberland ring.

1 fried egg

1 slice white toast (buttered)

Add sauce to taste, and call an ambulance

Will you move in with me pl

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bacon cheeseburger wrap.

what crazy things have you done with your good to pimp it up a Bit. Xxx

Recipe please sounds fantastic x"

Chuck a big fat burger in the oven I used Edwards welsh burgers n Chuck in a slice of bacon. I like my meet dead.

When meat is cremated get out a wrap chuck burger in the lower quarter of wrap. Chuck on a slice of cheese then add bacon n ketchup. Fold wrap like an envelope n eat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lmfao necraphillia at its finest!

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"During my days as a freelance cook, I would have to create various canapés for events..

One I was particularly proud of was a mini pie and mash with liquor..

Mini pie of proper east London pie crust filled with minced beef in gravy spiced with pepper and a little vinegar, parsley liquor and topped with mashed potatoe...without lumps mind you...

The taste of East London in a bite...

Ahhhjjjhhh I've just cum

xxx"

I don't think any of my clients enjoyed it quite that much.. Well, not that they told me..

Perhaps I won't tell you about the B52 cheesecake, really no idea how you may react to that one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today was 7 eggs n half a block a stilton n mushrooms for after meet reup was a bit concerned but it turned out lovely crumbled n melted stilton in to eggs ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minced beef and onion pie - in a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"During my days as a freelance cook, I would have to create various canapés for events..

One I was particularly proud of was a mini pie and mash with liquor..

Mini pie of proper east London pie crust filled with minced beef in gravy spiced with pepper and a little vinegar, parsley liquor and topped with mashed potatoe...without lumps mind you...

The taste of East London in a bite...

Ahhhjjjhhh I've just cum

xxx

I don't think any of my clients enjoyed it quite that much.. Well, not that they told me..

Perhaps I won't tell you about the B52 cheesecake, really no idea how you may react to that one!!!"

Mmmmmm no please do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today was 7 eggs n half a block a stilton n mushrooms for after meet reup was a bit concerned but it turned out lovely crumbled n melted stilton in to eggs ?? "

Oh I've got both of those. I'll try it. Xxx

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Perhaps I won't tell you about the B52 cheesecake, really no idea how you may react to that one!!!

Mmmmmm no please do.

xx "

Biscuit crumb base of oreo biscuits (cream removed), nice bitter chocolate flavour, topped with a layer of baileys cheesecake, a thinner layer of kahluha cheesecake and topped with a grand marnier cream with little balls of reverse spheriphied grand marnier and mini maltesers...

Just multiple layers of creamy alcohol..

And women did sound like they were having orgasms when they ate that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Perhaps I won't tell you about the B52 cheesecake, really no idea how you may react to that one!!!

Mmmmmm no please do.

Just multiple layers of creamy alcohol..

And women did sound like they were having orgasms when they ate that...

Marry me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mint chocolate chip ice cream and honey puffs yummy x

Really? Not sure about that bit I do like them both separately.

xxx"
really really yummy and good for you lol

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Use a Cadbury Flake like a straw to drink your hot chocolate

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over a year ago

Perhaps I won't tell you about the B52 cheesecake, really no idea how you may react to that one!!!

Mmmmmm no please do.

Just multiple layers of creamy alcohol..

And women did sound like they were having orgasms when they ate that...

Marry me xxx"

Were going to need a bigger house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use a Cadbury Flake like a straw to drink your hot chocolate"

I'll see your flake and hit chocolate, and raise you a creme egg using a kit Kat as soldiers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps I won't tell you about the B52 cheesecake, really no idea how you may react to that one!!!

Mmmmmm no please do.

Just multiple layers of creamy alcohol..

And women did sound like they were having orgasms when they ate that...

"
mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm yes please

(kat) xx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Pizza muffin or tortilla - toast muffine and spread either with tomato puree, sliced cheese, pepperami slices, sprinkle of oregano, and whack in the microwave. Fold tortilla like an omelet and slice, eat muffin open.

Of course I'm lo-carb now so I avoid like the plague....

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over a year ago

Perhaps I won't tell you about the B52 cheesecake, really no idea how you may react to that one!!!

Mmmmmm no please do.

Just multiple layers of creamy alcohol..

And women did sound like they were having orgasms when they ate that...

Marry me xxx

Were going to need a bigger house

I'm moving in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps I won't tell you about the B52 cheesecake, really no idea how you may react to that one!!!

Mmmmmm no please do.

Just multiple layers of creamy alcohol..

And women did sound like they were having orgasms when they ate that...

Marry me xxx

Were going to need a bigger house

I'm moving in too

Ooh were all going polly

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Perhaps I won't tell you about the B52 cheesecake, really no idea how you may react to that one!!!

Mmmmmm no please do.

Just multiple layers of creamy alcohol..

And women did sound like they were having orgasms when they ate that...

Marry me xxx"

That would be big of me...

Or is it bigamy,

I can't ever remember??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight I am cooking pork steak smothered in mustard, then apple sauce then a bit of melted Stilton to ensure it really isn't healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald's chips dipped in your choice of mcflurry, don't knock it until you've tried it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"McDonald's chips dipped in your choice of mcflurry, don't knock it until you've tried it

My daughter does that. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's amazing haha hot&cold, sweet&savoury I'm into something alittle different

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fish, chips and mushy peas pizza base topping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheatabix with butter and sugar or butter and jam

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Chips and ice cream. Yummy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Vanilla ice cream. Crunchy peanut butter. And stir.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Years ago, I invented the _hyllyphylly cocktail......

1 shot Baileys, 1 shot Malibu and 1 shot Pernod..... that's it

(Was in a club and it was 50p a shot)

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

my fav wrap is the banana, kit kat and salted cashew one..

yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just made myself a Marmite and Marmite flavour crisp flavour sandwich.....

This could be interesting ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bacon cheeseburger wrap.

what crazy things have you done with your good to pimp it up a Bit. Xxx

Recipe please sounds fantastic x

Chuck a big fat burger in the oven I used Edwards welsh burgers n Chuck in a slice of bacon. I like my meet dead.

When meat is cremated get out a wrap chuck burger in the lower quarter of wrap. Chuck on a slice of cheese then add bacon n ketchup. Fold wrap like an envelope n eat.

xxx"

I'm gonna try that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my fav wrap is the banana, kit kat and salted cashew one..

yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a mars bar..microwave it, add ice cream add peanut butter....put on a plate...put my cock in her mouth, the blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take an Oreo, remove one side, add a dollop of Nutella, replace side, eat.

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