FabSwingers.com forum: A guide to what replys really mean

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here are some of the real meanings to the replies given to first messages on site, this was concluded after a very scientific study done in secret

Thanks but no thanks = get lost knob face

Thanks for the message but we don’t need anyone else = not in a million years arse breath

Not at the moment thanks = we might when we run out of everyone else.

Thanks but no sorry, good luck though = like you have a chance in hell

Your sweet but not for us = do you not realise how sexy we are Skeletor

Hi we will keep you on our list = on the bottom to support the others in front of you

Keep in touch = keep in touch to make us feel superior butt wipe

Thanks for the message, I’ll ask the other half when their home = the other half has just ran off screaming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam so thats where our Enigma machine went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, I think I will have to modify all of my responses in future

I thought, 'thank you and good luck with your search', were polite and at least I responded!!

Doesn't that get me any brownie points?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Thanks but no thanks = fuck off

Thanks for the message but we don’t need anyone else = fuck off

Not at the moment thanks = fuck off

Thanks but no sorry, good luck though = fuck off

Your sweet but not for us = fuck off

Hi we will keep you on our list = sucker! fuck off

Keep in touch = so I can tell you to fuck off again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks but no thanks = fuck off

Thanks for the message but we don’t need anyone else = fuck off

Not at the moment thanks = fuck off

Thanks but no sorry, good luck though = fuck off

Your sweet but not for us = fuck off

Hi we will keep you on our list = sucker! fuck off

Keep in touch = so I can tell you to fuck off again

Thats a no then?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo very good, ours is always the last one, he blames me and I blame him

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Thanks but no thanks = fuck off

Thanks for the message but we don’t need anyone else = fuck off

Not at the moment thanks = fuck off

Thanks but no sorry, good luck though = fuck off

Your sweet but not for us = fuck off

Hi we will keep you on our list = sucker! fuck off

Keep in touch = so I can tell you to fuck off again

Thats a no then?? xx

I'll keep you on the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks but no thanks = fuck off

Thanks for the message but we don’t need anyone else = fuck off

Not at the moment thanks = fuck off

Thanks but no sorry, good luck though = fuck off

Your sweet but not for us = fuck off

Hi we will keep you on our list = sucker! fuck off

Keep in touch = so I can tell you to fuck off again

Thats a no then?? xx

I'll keep you on the list

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

"Here are some of the real meanings to the replies given to first messages on site, this was concluded after a very scientific study done in secret

Thanks but no thanks = get lost knob face

Thanks for the message but we don’t need anyone else = not in a million years arse breath

Not at the moment thanks = we might when we run out of everyone else.

Thanks but no sorry, good luck though = like you have a chance in hell

Your sweet but not for us = do you not realise how sexy we are Skeletor

Hi we will keep you on our list = on the bottom to support the others in front of you

Keep in touch = keep in touch to make us feel superior butt wipe

Thanks for the message, I’ll ask the other half when their home = the other half has just ran off screaming.

Lol great work, just had me and my better half in absolute stitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever use the N word in the second 'thanks but no thanks' message

Maybe I shouldn't bother with the long messages, I guess I could save loads of time with a simple 'no ta'

will try it one day hehe

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent work Kev, up there with the decoding of the human genome and the translation of the St James Bible.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Here are some of the real meanings to the replies given to first messages on site, this was concluded after a very scientific study done in secret

Thanks but no thanks = get lost knob face

Thanks for the message but we don’t need anyone else = not in a million years arse breath

Not at the moment thanks = we might when we run out of everyone else.

Thanks but no sorry, good luck though = like you have a chance in hell

Your sweet but not for us = do you not realise how sexy we are Skeletor

Hi we will keep you on our list = on the bottom to support the others in front of you

Keep in touch = keep in touch to make us feel superior butt wipe

Thanks for the message, I’ll ask the other half when their home = the other half has just ran off screaming.

Keep in touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here are some of the real meanings to the replies given to first messages on site, this was concluded after a very scientific study done in secret

Thanks but no thanks = get lost knob face

Thanks for the message but we don’t need anyone else = not in a million years arse breath

Not at the moment thanks = we might when we run out of everyone else.

Thanks but no sorry, good luck though = like you have a chance in hell

Your sweet but not for us = do you not realise how sexy we are Skeletor

Hi we will keep you on our list = on the bottom to support the others in front of you

Keep in touch = keep in touch to make us feel superior butt wipe

Thanks for the message, I’ll ask the other half when their home = the other half has just ran off screaming.

Keep in touch

Thanks but no sorry

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Reply - "arrange these words into a common phrase or saying 'but', 'thanks', 'thanks' and 'no'. "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Reply - "arrange these words into a common phrase or saying 'but', 'thanks', 'thanks' and 'no'. ""

Which really means: "arrange these words into a common phrase or saying... 'off', 'fuck'. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and not forgetting that classic

You do have a nice cock though = your face is like a melted Wellington boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks but no thanks = fuck off

Thanks for the message but we don’t need anyone else = fuck off

Not at the moment thanks = fuck off

Thanks but no sorry, good luck though = fuck off

Your sweet but not for us = fuck off

Hi we will keep you on our list = sucker! fuck off

Keep in touch = so I can tell you to fuck off again

Thats a no then?? xx

could we be lol

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