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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

So we're on our walkies and just retrieved a dog collar I found two weeks ago, and hung up on a tree, so that the owner would find it, but hasn't

And it got me thinking about what the strangest/ weirdest things you've either lost or found have been ?

(Virginities and mojos are banned from this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 6 can pack of Diet Coke's in my pear tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 6 can pack of Diet Coke's in my pear tree. "

There's a song there somewhere but it's a true story

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

"A 6 can pack of Diet Coke's in my pear tree.

There's a song there somewhere but it's a true story"

Were they empty or full?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a few collers and gloves on our wanders .

The strangest thing we found was one Halloween evening. Pooch ran off in the woods as he does , it was dark ans we saw some flashes of light . He legged it over to them.

I heard a scream so ran to see what was up.

There I found a couple dressed as a wizard ans a witch , in a partial state of undress , taking Erm out door pictures lol .

Sadly we didn't get asked to join in lol

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

"I find a few collers and gloves on our wanders .

The strangest thing we found was one Halloween evening. Pooch ran off in the woods as he does , it was dark ans we saw some flashes of light . He legged it over to them.

I heard a scream so ran to see what was up.

There I found a couple dressed as a wizard ans a witch , in a partial state of undress , taking Erm out door pictures lol .

Sadly we didn't get asked to join in lol

Party poocher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find a few collers and gloves on our wanders .

The strangest thing we found was one Halloween evening. Pooch ran off in the woods as he does , it was dark ans we saw some flashes of light . He legged it over to them.

I heard a scream so ran to see what was up.

There I found a couple dressed as a wizard ans a witch , in a partial state of undress , taking Erm out door pictures lol .

Sadly we didn't get asked to join in lol

Party poocher!

It was quite a chuckle

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

I found a credit card by an ATM once, handed it in at the Bobby Palace; later received a nice phone call of thanks and a bottle of whiskey from a grateful owner

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I found a climax magazine in the local infants school field years ago, they say kids grow up fast as well. Went after the dogs ball when playing on the field, there it was.

Yamaha FZ 600 in some bushes in a forest in Skelmersdale, out on the new mountain bike and noticed the exhaust sticking out of the bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won a tenner once on a scratch card, went to the shop got the tenner put it in my jeans pocket (tight pair of jeans) and without realising pulled my hand out with the tenner and lost it, all within 20 minutes

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I found some money. Rather a lot of money. In fact, I guarantee it's more than you're thinking.

Anyway, returned it to the owner, and was given a finder's fee, which worked out as less than 0.0001%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a skeleton in the kitchen in my first year halls of residence. Pesky med students. However they had been kind enough to take her on a pub crawl around London before abandoning her next to the fridge freezer! By recollection, she cropped up in various places for the remainder of the term and was affectionately named Joan Bones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found a skeleton in the kitchen in my first year halls of residence. Pesky med students. However they had been kind enough to take her on a pub crawl around London before abandoning her next to the fridge freezer! By recollection, she cropped up in various places for the remainder of the term and was affectionately named Joan Bones. "

Ha ha oh blimey

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

A child.

Worked as a cleaner on Gatwick many years ago. I was on a team that travelled down from Yorkshire 7 on 7 off.

One day one of the lads shout. Hey up theres a chab In this ova head. We all rushed over and fast a sleep 30 minutes after the place had disembarked a little baby fast asleep. It took us 20 minutes to convince security we were telling the truth and another 15 or so for this lady to very nonchalantly arrive and collect her lost and found.

Apparently on these long hauls from the sub continent they pop the kids in there out of the way

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Oddist and best thing I've found wood be old crashed Lancaster bomber plane on the cost from the 2nd world wor.

It's no longer Thar now cos its been bug up and takin by ww2 colecters for air history.

If I rember rite thay took it to the nashnall air museum but not Shor on that bit.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Funniest one was sat on a commuter train a few years back when an old style plastic vibrator rolled down from under the seat and continued to roll back and forth for the rest of the journey. Never did work out which passenger it belonged to, although there were lots of grins and blushes from all around me.

Needless to say no-one picked it up to hand into lost property!!

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

I found a wallet complete with contents in a bale of hay

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I read that as Virginie was banned from this thread

I found a set of keys once (car, house... the lot) in the middle of a field by s country lane in the middle of nowhere as I was walking the dog. Had visions of a couple having a huge barney about driving and someone stopping and lobbing the keys into the field.

A little further on a found a solo woman's shoe

I never found out what happened even though I handed the keys in at the police station and left my details.

V x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I lost a pair of trousers on a meet once

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"I lost a pair of trousers on a meet once

Think we need the back story to this one

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And found:

When I lived in London I once found a playing card on the pavement and idly wondered how long it would take to find AN ENTIRE pack of found cards...

8 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to buy a dog harness to take my little dog to the vets to be put to sleep, he was very old and ill. I didn't want to take it home afterwards and it was too good to throw away, so I put it on a Bush and hoped a dog walker would take it. The collar I put on my husband's grave.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I lost a pair of trousers on a meet once

Think we need the back story to this one

You can wait; there are details that are not allowed on the forums and others that I just wouldn't reveal in public on grounds of taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not something I have found personally but still something that sticks in my head.

When I was younger I was having a family walk on the beach and there was a man digging in the mud ( I assume her was getting bait for fishing) he let out an almighty cry of pure terror as he had dug up a human skull! The police where called and the beach was cordoned off.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dick found a stash of porn mags on the wrekin in his youth.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"I lost a pair of trousers on a meet once

Think we need the back story to this one

You can wait; there are details that are not allowed on the forums and others that I just wouldn't reveal in public on grounds of taste.

Ground of taste.

Now that has got me wondering how bad it can be, I mean I have read loads of your other posts Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid we found a suicide case parked up in a lay-by. It was horrible when we realised he was dead. I felt really bad for those he left behind.

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