FabSwingers.com forum: What WOULDN'T you do naked

By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Suggestions on a postcard for things you WOULDN'T or SHOULDN'T do naked???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim a rosebush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggestions on a postcard for things you WOULDN'T or SHOULDN'T do naked???"

If your a bloke then frying eggs or bacon are NOT to be recommended.

I speak from experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for a bus outside Barking train station. It gets rather busy.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

Go shopping at asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go shopping at asda

Ah why not.that would brighten me day up.if I was shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank in a park

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Skip through a stinging nettle patch

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Fry eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play tennis...New Balls Please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fry an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook anything that spits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cycle to work

"Them seats are like razor blades"

One for those who remember the old yellow pages ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

collect an MBE at Buckingham palace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crossdress.......

I mean c'mon dangly earrings and a dab of coty l'aimant is hardly the best look for a bloke like me ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skip through a stinging nettle patch"
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It's ok if there in flower though... Honest

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Skip through a stinging nettle patch.

It's ok if there in flower though... Honest

I'm not as green as I am cabbage looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunges

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Bungy jump with the bungy tied round the testicles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play cricket

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

"Lunges"

burpees

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Try and apply "Spot on" to my cat while she is sitting on my lap...the claws!the claws!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lunges

burpees"

I'd watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try and apply "Spot on" to my cat while she is sitting on my lap...the claws!the claws!

i hear that!

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Parents evening.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

The ironing ..... dont want burnt boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't go to work naked as I work with mostly 18 to 25 yr olds I'm sure I would look a wreck next to them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fry bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these made me giggle out loud......I'm sure the passengers on this bus wouldn't find the funny side if I were sat here naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weld

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beekeeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"weld

I was going to put that-bad enough spatter and the sunburn on your forearm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to Crufts, you never know, it may have given some idiot an ideal for the 2017 show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed the ducks.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use an angle grinder

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Go to work

Miss

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Ride a motorbike naked

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

"Ride a motorbike naked

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I've done that lol

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

Piss on an electric fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook. Last time I did I got a bad burn.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Paintball...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star-jumps..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Shaven certainly wouldn't like to defrost our upright larder freezer naked for obvious reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cooking

Doll x

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Ironing........ done this not good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink hot drinks

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cross antartica,

Jam yourself into a rush hour tube train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ironing

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Paintball...

Awww jees, that hurts so bad fully clothed that I don't ever want to think of it on bare skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play fetch with a dog.

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By *rant4Man
over a year ago

South Wales & London

Ride my bike without a seat

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

The school run.

I'd at least put my pyjamas on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the ironing not a good combo with saggy boobs that would rest on the ironing board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The school run.

I'd at least put my pyjamas on.

Good call, that's a very quick way to get put on some lists.

I'd rather not exercise naked... Although my pasty complexion might serve well as a reflector for late night jogging.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Use any kind of solvent based paint stripper

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By *angerdaveMan
over a year ago

stone

Make a bonfire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv'e fried egg and bacon naked loads of times.The trick is to find a pan lid that fits your frying pan exactly.That way your bacon and egg only takes literally seconds to cook,and no spatter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Festive you aint got saggy boobs from what I can see of them.

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Dance on the dance floor like others do At Eurekas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not Super.??That cock would swing about beautifully and get a few pussies wet watching you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing - id be naked all the time if it was warm enough - oh if it was allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run down the street naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strim nettles.

Did it once in just shorts and flip flops.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Go to your place of worship

Now I know you are thinking lady bits or man bits is where I worship etc I mean religious place.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Play tennis...New Balls Please!"

Squash would be worse!

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

Cook bacon

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Strip wallpaper. It can come bloody sharp I tell ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go paint balling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..be a beefeater guard at Buckingham palace. doing that naked never ends well..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

De-ice the car!

Its because its cold I promise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welding the car, I burn myself enough when clothed.

Ess

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Suggestions on a postcard for things you WOULDN'T or SHOULDN'T do naked???"

Attend a schools parent evening or sports day

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Work in a sausage factory.eek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a bonfire "

light a bonfire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacuum - no one looks sexy vacuuming

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Clean the house..oh hang on.clean someone else's house...oh hang on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggestions on a postcard for things you WOULDN'T or SHOULDN'T do naked???

Attend a schools parent evening or sports day"

oh I do. love it. I just put clothes over the top so no-one suspects..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking a naked walk during a hailstone downpour,ouch,ouch,ouch,oo my googlies.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Jury service..

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

put up Barbed wire fence

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By *vie RuthWoman
over a year ago

Just where the rainbow end.s . .

Hold a sparkler

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Feed the ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Marlin fishing

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

fry bacon

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By *rSexyMeMan
over a year ago

Burnley

Weld

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Barbecue

(Him) Guaranteed to burn A sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook anything in a frying pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggestions on a postcard for things you WOULDN'T or SHOULDN'T do naked???"
hold up traffic on a duel carriageway with to bananas screaming freeze this a fuck up oh ye I forgot jumping of the roof of a burger wagon n swinging in the serving hatch to grab the bananas (naked of course) early hours a Sunday morning in the cotswolds lol fcking good wkend though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need to read n get the jiff of this forum thing don't I lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a window cleaner

Abseiling - really don't want rope burn!

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By *red438 OP Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Visit your nanna

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By *arfield36Man
over a year ago

bedford

Collecting the honey from a beehive

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Fry bacon and eggs

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By *allfithung7Man
over a year ago

kingscross

Stripping back the Nettles in my overgrown garden x

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By *exatooCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth/ Fuerteventura

Cut a pampas plant, the leaves have edges as sharp as razor blades. (Found out by experience) and yes we do have pampas grass in our front garden, when we moved in we moved it from our back garden to the front. (Think the previous owners were closet swingers!)

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

DIY

big tools sharp things and a cock not a good mix lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"The ironing ..... dont want burnt boobs

Done that

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Cook on a campfire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggestions on a postcard for things you WOULDN'T or SHOULDN'T do naked???"

I have a powerful steam iron. You really don't wanna be doing any ironing naked when that blasts out some steam

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By *ylvanSeathMan
over a year ago

Finchley

Paintball, definitely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggestions on a postcard for things you WOULDN'T or SHOULDN'T do naked???"

Anything involving children or other dangerous creatures

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By *ose CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Go into space

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Go into space"

I was going to say, "Go to work", but that is *much* better.

*doffs bowler*

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By *ose CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

"The ironing ..... dont want burnt boobs

I often iron in the nude! I get too hot so strip off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jousting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welding and grinding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky diving

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Suggestions on a postcard for things you WOULDN'T or SHOULDN'T do naked???"

Have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ironing ..... dont want burnt boobs

I often iron in the nude! I get too hot so strip off

Exactly

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