FabSwingers.com forum: Do we both need to see a doctor?

By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

I think there's something seriously wrong with us both.

Whenever we meet or even pass another female anywhere in society, there is only one question we ask eachother....

WOULD YOU FUCK IT?

We don't even need to speak anymore. We can ask eachother the question and get the answer with with a look and one or two facial movements.

Is this normal. Do we need medical or psychiatric help?

Are we posing a danger to the public?

Is anyone else suffering from a similar thing?

Rather worryingly, recently we've started using phrases such as...

"I'd take one for the team."

and

"You wont see her face. It'll be between your legs"

Is there a help group for this?

Any advice welcomed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like your suffering from "Chronic Swingilitis"! It's sexually transmitted and there is no known cure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It? I would say "her" would be a better term to use.

I've not had that but I do automatically decide what I find attractive about the females I pass in public.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

I'm not that bad,what I tend to do is two quizzes are on the tv at the same time I look for the one with the hottest ladies as contestants and watch that one.I suppose I should get out more.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and Mrs had a conversation a while ago. It was regarding when.we go shopping. I said I wondered how many people in the supermarket that we were in had either tried swinging in the past or were currently active lol

Then we walked around looking

"they do"

"they used to"

"oh they should if they haven't"

Sort of pervy people watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""it"?

and then couples moan they cant find women to meet

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"I'm not that bad,what I tend to do is two quizzes are on the tv at the same time I look for the one with the hottest ladies as contestants and watch that one.I suppose I should get out more.lol"

I like it. Thats taking me right back to my horny pubescent years.

And for those shouting "IT?"

Lighten up. It's a tongue in cheek fun post.

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"Me and Mrs had a conversation a while ago. It was regarding when.we go shopping. I said I wondered how many people in the supermarket that we were in had either tried swinging in the past or were currently active lol

Then we walked around looking

"they do"

"they used to"

"oh they should if they haven't"

Sort of pervy people watching

We always opt for the pretty till girl. Doesn't matter how long the queue is

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Sounds like your suffering from "Chronic Swingilitis"! It's sexually transmitted and there is no known cure!

Don't know what "Chronic Swingilitis" is but they are certainly suffering

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Sounds like you're suffering from bigegotitus. Symptoms include being rude, judgemental and somewhat dickish to other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself and my other half do often wonder when we are out sometimes whether people around us are on Fab and play the guessing game for fun

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then we walked around looking

"they do"

"they used to"

"oh they should if they haven't"

Sort of pervy people watching

We always opt for the pretty till girl. Doesn't matter how long the queue is

Ahem...I may or may not have done the same....

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

"I'm not that bad,what I tend to do is two quizzes are on the tv at the same time I look for the one with the hottest ladies as contestants and watch that one.I suppose I should get out more.lol

I like it. Thats taking me right back to my horny pubescent years.

And for those shouting "IT?"

Lighten up. It's a tongue in cheek fun post.

"
Errrm ok

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok it was obviously just a tongue in cheek post be it with an unfortunate choice of word...but don't abuse people for it

To the OP, yeah we do that too, and the game of figuring out whether the person in the bread aisle swings or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ads and I do the same, even watching tv we have that discussion lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll sort of ignore the 'it' comment as women aren't meat...

Yes, I do occasionally whilst at work. I've found myself to be correct a fair few times which is amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's probably something wrong with you is my first guess... My second guess is where do you live

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"I'll sort of ignore the 'it' comment as women aren't meat...

Yes, I do occasionally whilst at work. I've found myself to be correct a fair few times which is amusing. "

As I said, the use of the word "It" was a tongue in cheek comment (obviously I thought) and was not aimed at women in particular but at our respective chosen genres be it male, female, TV or any other human being.

I wouldn't be offended if someone flipantly used the word it when jokingly announcing they'd like to fuck me but I do get offended at being called a Dick head which I think is uncalled for.

I've messaged admin asking them to remove the post.

I'll think twice before attempting to join in the banter next time.

Again my apologies if I have genuinely offended anyone. Id like to think there are plenty out there that can blatantly see that wasn't the intention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'it'

how crass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not that bad,what I tend to do is two quizzes are on the tv at the same time I look for the one with the hottest ladies as contestants and watch that one.I suppose I should get out more.lol

I like it. Thats taking me right back to my horny pubescent years.

And for those shouting "IT?"

Lighten up. It's a tongue in cheek fun post.

It's not funny though when people describe you in that way in person. And because it's not funny in person, it's not funny online either... it's just misogynistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like your suffering from "Chronic Swingilitis"! It's sexually transmitted and there is no known cure!

I'm a known sufferer of this and my gp wasn't very helpful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear oh mighty. The OP has apologised for something which was just an unfortunate choice of word.

If people constantly get jumped on for Every little thing the forum will die a death by everyone having to second guess their posts.

Back to the subject..... Terry Alderton does a scetch on 'would you?'. Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay the wrong choice of words were used (easy mistake) but I get what u are trying to say OP.

I had a similar problem where every man I looked at I would think to myself 'would I?' If the answer was yes I had already pictured it in my head. It was a curse but then the phase went. Just think I was on heat or something lol

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Dear oh mighty. The OP has apologised for something which was just an unfortunate choice of word.

If people constantly get jumped on for Every little thing the forum will die a death by everyone having to second guess their posts.

Back to the subject..... Terry Alderton does a scetch on 'would you?'. Brilliant.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

"Dear oh mighty. The OP has apologised for something which was just an unfortunate choice of word.

If people constantly get jumped on for Every little thing the forum will die a death by everyone having to second guess their posts.

Back to the subject..... Terry Alderton does a scetch on 'would you?'. Brilliant.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

We do it,

"would ya?"

"yea, she' alright,would you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol recently Belle has taken to giving me a certain look as she notices someone she likes

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

In my world we play the 'would/wouldn't' game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll sort of ignore the 'it' comment as women aren't meat...

Yes, I do occasionally whilst at work. I've found myself to be correct a fair few times which is amusing.

I wouldn't be offended if someone flipantly used the word it when jokingly announcing they'd like to fuck me but I do get offended at being called a Dick head which I think is uncalled for.

I've messaged admin asking them to remove the post.

I'll think twice before attempting to join in the banter next time.

Again my apologies if I have genuinely offended anyone. Id like to think there are plenty out there that can blatantly see that wasn't the intention. "
carry on well funny

done very well to get that many bads with out even trying ...i take my hat off lol I suffer the same affliction in bothe respects can say some thing meaningless n joking and people get all up n on there moral horses ...and the cant help but think ye no or run away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it by myself, although it's usually would I fk him! XXX

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I don't think you need a doctor OP, I think it's quite normal. At least you can play it together!!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I don't think you need a doctor OP, I think it's quite normal. At least you can play it together!!

But involving a Doctor would make it even more fun. Maybe a nurse too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we were in our twenties me and my mate would look at men and decide who we wud fuck or not. Later i fucked a guy whos son was in my daughter's class at primary school. Start of a 8month affair.

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By *itsAndTaffCouple
over a year ago

Grays, Essex

I'm guessing it's called the honeymoon period, we are going through it too

My husband says I'll f@ck anything that moves, I keep telling him it's gotta pass in a few months

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Is it cuntagious?

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

We just look at each other and say "would you?"

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By *itmanAndHerr OP Couple
over a year ago

st helens

"I don't think you need a doctor OP, I think it's quite normal. At least you can play it together!!

It's all good fun.

And in contrast to what one or two on here might think, we are very complimentary towards those we discuss. I'm sure it feels like a bit of an ego boost when not only one person but a couple display their attraction to you. Telling someone "we're just talking about how beautiful you are" or "we're just saying you have lovely eyes" must be have a nice feelgood factor. I know it would put a smile on my face.

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