FabSwingers.com forum: If you only had a fiver how would you impress a meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

would share a bag of chips and a can of pop and a bar of choccy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buy some chocolate spread and whipped cream

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"would share a bag of chips and a can of pop and a bar of choccy

btl of wine and bag of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms and lube with this years use by date on em...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint and two straws xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wine or some massager oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bacon, cheese, red pepper and mushroom frittata mmmmmmmmmmm

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Spend a fiver on a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only fiver I spend on a meet is on diesel, and that was before the fuel rise! Looks like I'll have to spend £6 in future.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vimto and sherbet

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"A pint and two straws xx

Oh that reminds me of being a student.......used to make you really tipsy really quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spend a fiver on a meet

I wish it was just a fiver lol xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Spend a fiver on a meet

I wish it was just a fiver lol xx

Sucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint and two straws xx

Oh that reminds me of being a student.......used to make you really tipsy really quick

A barmaids apron makes you tipsy my dear lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spend a fiver on a meet

I wish it was just a fiver lol xx

Sucker!"

Arr ya knows me well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"A pint and two straws xx

Oh that reminds me of being a student.......used to make you really tipsy really quick

A barmaids apron makes you tipsy my dear lol xx

haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot Noodle and a Man size box of tissues...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"vimto and sherbet"

When are you free????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Its not my role to impress a meet, they need to impress us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its not my role to impress a meet, they need to impress us

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its not my role to impress a meet, they need to impress us

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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well u did ask! lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A bag of chips and a bottle of Lambrini

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its not my role to impress a meet, they need to impress us

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well u did ask! lol

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In that case a six pack then lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its not my role to impress a meet, they need to impress us

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well u did ask! lol

In that case a six pack then lol

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you know me too well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its not my role to impress a meet, they need to impress us

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well u did ask! lol

In that case a six pack then lol

you know me too well

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Yep lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If i was the recipriant a bunc of flowers

If i was the giver a large bar of chocolate

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'd wrap it around my penis and dance naked, my magically dance of love.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Buy shower gel, shampoo and some condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll buy a towel then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck that

long as they are genuine pleasant to talk to

who needs a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fiver.

I'd spend it in Sainsbury's and cook her a meal worthy of Jamie Oliver for the fiver....

So easily done too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it on Barca winning. Then I'd have a tenner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

or button for the f1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of my outfits were under a fiver from 2nd hand shops, including the dress in my avatar. They will be impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 scratch cards....if she/they were lucky enough to meet me...well who knows their luck hehehe,

p.s I'd take my half though!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you shouldn't need any money to make someone feel special - that comes from within not from out of your pocket.

i would not be keen on meeting someone where their impression of me was likely to be primarily based on what i had spent on them.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I wouldn't worry about the fiver either.

Give me a tight koont every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bottle wind and chocolate m&s pud he sure enjoy the fun with the ice cubes 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it on a seventeen horse accumulator and have a bloody good night if we won xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Put it on a seventeen horse accumulator and have a bloody good night if we won xx

seventeen? i don't think the whole world would have enough money to pay you out.

but i suspect there are enough women to help you spend it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it on a seventeen horse accumulator and have a bloody good night if we won xx

seventeen? i don't think the whole world would have enough money to pay you out.

but i suspect there are enough women to help you spend it all"

Na just the one and it would probably be just a night out pmsl xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Unlike Funky's dance, I'd tie the fiver around my hardon and insert a luxury chocolate truffle in the space at the end.

With cream and a cherry too.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Put it on a seventeen horse accumulator and have a bloody good night if we won xx

seventeen? i don't think the whole world would have enough money to pay you out.

but i suspect there are enough women to help you spend it all

Na just the one and it would probably be just a night out pmsl xx

you can keep a fiver for yourself in that case!!!

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"buy some chocolate spread and whipped cream

This one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would share a bag of chips and a can of pop and a bar of choccy

Glow in the dark condom with added sound effects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would wrap it round my cock and say put your hands on the money

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've just cum into some money.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I've just cum into some money."

woo hooo so it nows £10

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"bottle wind and chocolate m&s pud he sure enjoy the fun with the ice cubes 2 lol

wow you can everything in M n S NOW... even bottled wind...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've just cum into some money.

woo hooo so it nows £10

just need another £1.19 and i've enough for first class postage off the mainland.

ps that includes insurance

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I've just cum into some money.

woo hooo so it nows £10

just need another £1.19 and i've enough for first class postage off the mainland.

ps that includes insurance

you may get that begging bowl out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just cum into some money."

am no taking yer sticky fiver...no matter how good it tastes!!

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

I've just cum into some money."

I am soooooo washing my hands after the next fiver I get in my change

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.

take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.

then on to a beatles concert.

return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.

only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.

next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.

then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of wine - well lambrini, strawberries and cream. Dim the lights, put on some sexay music, et voila!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.

take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.

then on to a beatles concert.

return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.

only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.

next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.

then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.

Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

PS luv Georgie Boy

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.

take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.

then on to a beatles concert.

return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.

only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.

next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.

then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.

Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny. "

borrow the time machine.

we can take the sheepskin rug with us.

if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?! They want me to give them the best sex of their lives and spend a fiver on them, bloody cheek

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.

take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.

then on to a beatles concert.

return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.

only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.

next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.

then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.

Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny.

borrow the time machine.

we can take the sheepskin rug with us.

if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained.

NOOOOOOOO.

In 1965 the sheepskin rug was still grazing on grass. We daren't risk the bugger grassing on us.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.

take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.

then on to a beatles concert.

return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.

only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.

next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.

then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.

Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny.

borrow the time machine.

we can take the sheepskin rug with us.

if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained.

NOOOOOOOO.

In 1965 the sheepskin rug was still grazing on grass. We daren't risk the bugger grassing on us. "

ffs have u the money up yet for postge lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.

take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.

then on to a beatles concert.

return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.

only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.

next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.

then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.

Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny.

borrow the time machine.

we can take the sheepskin rug with us.

if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained.

NOOOOOOOO.

In 1965 the sheepskin rug was still grazing on grass. We daren't risk the bugger grassing on us.

ffs have u the money up yet for postge lol

oh yeah, but the Royal Mail said no point trying to post me through yer letter box until my hardon has gone down.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.

take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.

then on to a beatles concert.

return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.

only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.

next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.

then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.

Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny.

borrow the time machine.

we can take the sheepskin rug with us.

if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained.

NOOOOOOOO.

In 1965 the sheepskin rug was still grazing on grass. We daren't risk the bugger grassing on us. "

it's ok,it aint talkin.

i've got pics of it,with a goat.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.

take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.

then on to a beatles concert.

return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.

only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.

next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.

then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.

Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny.

borrow the time machine.

we can take the sheepskin rug with us.

if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained.

NOOOOOOOO.

In 1965 the sheepskin rug was still grazing on grass. We daren't risk the bugger grassing on us.

it's ok,it aint talkin.

i've got pics of it,with a goat.

you sure? 1965 , it could be a zebra.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

ffs 1965 b4 my time, ohhh that makes me so happy lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"ffs 1965 b4 my time, ohhh that makes me so happy lol "

shutit,whilst shaking fist,grrrr.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"ffs 1965 b4 my time, ohhh that makes me so happy lol

shutit,whilst shaking fist,grrrr.

grrrrrr, yes, i've noticed she's in that position

grrrrrrrreat innit

who said youve gotta be innit to win it?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"ffs 1965 b4 my time, ohhh that makes me so happy lol

shutit,whilst shaking fist,grrrr.

grrrrrr, yes, i've noticed she's in that position

grrrrrrrreat innit

who said youve gotta be innit to win it?"

oi do you mind ...im an angel

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"ffs 1965 b4 my time, ohhh that makes me so happy lol

shutit,whilst shaking fist,grrrr.

grrrrrr, yes, i've noticed she's in that position

grrrrrrrreat innit

who said youve gotta be innit to win it?

oi do you mind ...im an angel

halo , to youse all across the warter

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

halooooooooooooooooooooo bak again

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

blushing me ass lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

blushing me ass lol"

Agh, i see, never knew it were blushing

Thought it was gasping for breath after doing the deed.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

blushing me ass lol

Agh, i see, never knew it were blushing

Thought it was gasping for breath after doing the deed.

lol i will breathe for air when i get post lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol

or button for the f1"

what a waste of a fiver lol

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