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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

As you guys may know, the human penis bone does not exist. It's theorised that it was lost, unlike in other animals, due to our ancestors propensity for monogamy.

Animals that face competition for females are aided by the penis bone, which supports longer shagging periods.

Should evolution bring it back for fab men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it be bought back for all men? Why limit it to fab lol

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Can it be bought back for all men? Why limit it to fab lol "

No need for limitations - I guess we could have homo sapiens Fabiens and plain home sapiens, if it's not evolving back into all men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we get a few of them a back bone!? That'd be a start...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I can't actually get a boner?

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"So I can't actually get a boner?"

Not sure if you mentioned your libido was down this past week, maybe you'd like an experimental bone implanted Lib?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I can't actually get a boner?

Not sure if you mentioned your libido was down this past week, maybe you'd like an experimental bone implanted Lib?"

Sounds painful.

Can I use it as a splint instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my cock had an actual bone in it I'd be shit scared of tripping over and fracturing it... I can't even imagine the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem is not with guys lasting too short but with women lasting too long!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"If my cock had an actual bone in it I'd be shit scared of tripping over and fracturing it... I can't even imagine the pain "

A broken dick bone sounds terrifying!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Can we get a few of them a back bone!? That'd be a start..."

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"As you guys may know, the human penis bone does not exist. It's theorised that it was lost, unlike in other animals, due to our ancestors propensity for monogamy.

Animals that face competition for females are aided by the penis bone, which supports longer shagging periods.

Should evolution bring it back for fab men? "

Lets start with the spine; the other bone might follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If my cock had an actual bone in it I'd be shit scared of tripping over and fracturing it... I can't even imagine the pain

A broken dick bone sounds terrifying! "

You don't need a bone you can still break your dick.

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By *angerdaveMan
over a year ago

stone


"If my cock had an actual bone in it I'd be shit scared of tripping over and fracturing it... I can't even imagine the pain

A broken dick bone sounds terrifying! "
lol just got to go to a&e and get some nuse ti rub plaster round my broken bone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If my cock had an actual bone in it I'd be shit scared of tripping over and fracturing it... I can't even imagine the pain

A broken dick bone sounds terrifying!

You don't need a bone you can still break your dick. "

Not by just tripping over in everyday life though. Breaking your dick generally only happens during sex, as it needs to be erect

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By *eoffinthecityMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"As you guys may know, the human penis bone does not exist. It's theorised that it was lost, unlike in other animals, due to our ancestors propensity for monogamy.

Animals that face competition for females are aided by the penis bone, which supports longer shagging periods.

Should evolution bring it back for fab men? "

Don't forget, they say in the article that the bones aren't needed in species that mate for under three minutes.

Not surprising news for many of the fab ladies, I'm guessing...

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"As you guys may know, the human penis bone does not exist. It's theorised that it was lost, unlike in other animals, due to our ancestors propensity for monogamy.

Animals that face competition for females are aided by the penis bone, which supports longer shagging periods.

Should evolution bring it back for fab men?

Don't forget, they say in the article that the bones aren't needed in species that mate for under three minutes.

Not surprising news for many of the fab ladies, I'm guessing..."

Thats cutting

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm going to a penis museum next week. Do you think the gift shop will sell penis bones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to a penis museum next week. Do you think the gift shop will sell penis bones?"

How the hell do you find such an excursion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't change a thing, evolution has done a damn good job.

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Can You imagine walking around with a constant hard on if it were a bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come along children. Sing along with me.

The thigh bone is connected to the.....hip bone. The hip bone is connected to the......cock bone.

The cock bone is connected to.......Miss Smiths jaw bone.

Dem bones

Dem bones

Dem dry bones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank God the penis doesn't have a bone, or my partner would be in A&E this morning with a fracture!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm going to a penis museum next week. Do you think the gift shop will sell penis bones?

How the hell do you find such an excursion "

I hope it's as good as the pen museum. I got to make a pen nib.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I'm going to a penis museum next week. Do you think the gift shop will sell penis bones?

How the hell do you find such an excursion

I hope it's as good as the pen museum. I got to make a pen nib."

Looking forward to the news of it Lickety. And seasons greetings my dear. xxxx

The worst experience for us would be getting impaled by a cock with a barb on it, like a fish hook - so it's tough getting it out, until he's finished

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The museum has a shrivelled mass of a donated cock that's preserved but are looking for a younger, larger one. Anyone got a spare?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm going to a penis museum next week. Do you think the gift shop will sell penis bones?

How the hell do you find such an excursion

I hope it's as good as the pen museum. I got to make a pen nib.

Looking forward to the news of it Lickety. And seasons greetings my dear. xxxx

The worst experience for us would be getting impaled by a cock with a barb on it, like a fish hook - so it's tough getting it out, until he's finished "

Do you think the bendy cocks that turn up at the end are the vestigial barb?

I like a little bit of impaling every once in a while.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The museum has a shrivelled mass of a donated cock that's preserved but are looking for a younger, larger one. Anyone got a spare?"

They want younger and larger? That seems a little unfair.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"The museum has a shrivelled mass of a donated cock that's preserved but are looking for a younger, larger one. Anyone got a spare?

They want younger and larger? That seems a little unfair.

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I don't know if it's at the one you're going to? They had several promised human cocks but the only one to turn up is reported as above.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The museum has a shrivelled mass of a donated cock that's preserved but are looking for a younger, larger one. Anyone got a spare?

They want younger and larger? That seems a little unfair.

I don't know if it's at the one you're going to? They had several promised human cocks but the only one to turn up is reported as above. "

I'll find out next week. It's intriguing that there is more than one penis museum.

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