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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've seen almost everything on here to knickers selling porn shoot offers people saying they have met me when they havnt.... bet you guys have got some stories to tell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met the headmistress of The Clique once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain their body with neon paint...stupid people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met the headmistress of The Clique once! "

And how's being in the clique working out for you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Starting threads. They keep at it. Utter madness.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Telling me that all swingers were repulsive and then signing up here, and by all accounts selling herself to people.

Not sure if it was for attention or cos batshit though.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Craziest thing?

Erm - have sex with virtual strangers for kicks?

Oh - hang on!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pain their body with neon paint...stupid people..."
hahahahaha!!!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Constantly deleting their profile and rejoining an hour or 2 later .

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Craziest thing?

Erm - have sex with virtual strangers for kicks?

Oh - hang on!! "

ooooo fancy trying that one x

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Starting threads. They keep at it. Utter madness."

By being as beautiful as you ;p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starting threads. They keep at it. Utter madness."

And then making it clear in an opening post the only people allowed to post in that thread are people who agree with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen almost everything on here to knickers selling porn shoot offers people saying they have met me when they havnt.... bet you guys have got some stories to tell!"

wrap their tits in fairy ligh...oh, hang on

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

There are some seriously deluded and crazy folk on here, it's true.

Anyway, I can't waste more time on here right now, I've got a new Cronomatic Transponder to fit on the time-machine before last Wednesday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met the headmistress of The Clique once!

And how's being in the clique working out for you? "

Banished for admiting membership!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen almost everything on here to knickers selling porn shoot offers people saying they have met me when they havnt.... bet you guys have got some stories to tell!

wrap their tits in fairy ligh...oh, hang on "

does that not hurt lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starting threads. They keep at it. Utter madness.

By being as beautiful as you ;p"

Ooo smoooooooth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Starting threads. They keep at it. Utter madness.

By being as beautiful as you ;p

Ooo smoooooooth! "

Hahaha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's this one prick who just offers people tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's this one prick who just offers people tea. "

Really? That is hilarious ! Why would he do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take showers in their clothes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's this one prick who just offers people tea.

Really? That is hilarious ! Why would he do that"

He's a bit of a strange young man.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

This thread has been quite light hearted..

Sorry guys, gonna bring it down a little with the things I do feel a little distasteful..

People offering sexual favours in return for a lift to and from the airport, fixing a car and most recently for a PlayStation 4 for a child for Christmas..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's this one prick who just offers people tea. "

Can't stand that guy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has been quite light hearted..

Sorry guys, gonna bring it down a little with the things I do feel a little distasteful..

People offering sexual favours in return for a lift to and from the airport, fixing a car and most recently for a PlayStation 4 for a child for Christmas..

"

sexual favours for a PS4

you should report that...not post it on here

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"This thread has been quite light hearted..

"

Mine wasn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting pictures of themselves naked on the internet.

https://youtu.be/gxgxNEMJlHM?t=3m20s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has been quite light hearted..

Sorry guys, gonna bring it down a little with the things I do feel a little distasteful..

People offering sexual favours in return for a lift to and from the airport, fixing a car and most recently for a PlayStation 4 for a child for Christmas..

"

Oh gosh that is shocking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's this one prick who just offers people tea.

Can't stand that guy... "

I want to meet this guy!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Craziest thing?

Erm - have sex with virtual strangers for kicks?

Oh - hang on!! "

Yep, that's the one

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"There's this one prick who just offers people tea.

Really? That is hilarious ! Why would he do that

He's a bit of a strange young man. "

He offers poetry too, he's not a complete one trick pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has been quite light hearted..

Sorry guys, gonna bring it down a little with the things I do feel a little distasteful..

People offering sexual favours in return for a lift to and from the airport, fixing a car and most recently for a PlayStation 4 for a child for Christmas..

"

i don't offer anything but brews for favours. one time i offered a massage, the guy said he didn't want one anyway and just wanted to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuffing veggies up their chuffs.

Not me personally I hasten to add.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's this one prick who just offers people tea.

Can't stand that guy...

I want to meet this guy!!!"

He has amazing hair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's this one prick who just offers people tea.

Can't stand that guy...

I want to meet this guy!!!

He has amazing hair! "

Haha well I like a good set of locks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has been quite light hearted..

Sorry guys, gonna bring it down a little with the things I do feel a little distasteful..

People offering sexual favours in return for a lift to and from the airport, fixing a car and most recently for a PlayStation 4 for a child for Christmas..

sexual favours for a PS4

you should report that...not post it on here"

Well said.

What piece of shit parent gets their kid a PS4 instead of an XboxOne for Christmas. People are just so fucked sometimes.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I once met someone from here and I am ashamed to say may have played with his winkie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met someone from here and I am ashamed to say may have played with his winkie."

Filthy harlot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuffing veggies up their chuffs.

Not me personally I hasten to add..... "

Now that would turn me vegetarian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuffing veggies up their chuffs.

Not me personally I hasten to add..... "

As it was established in a veg thread earlier, nothing wrong with that!

Especially with the tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met someone from here and I am ashamed to say may have played with his winkie."

Oh, I say...

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Starting threads. They keep at it. Utter madness.

By being as beautiful as you ;p

Ooo smoooooooth! "

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea, just wanted to say hie guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuffing veggies up their chuffs.

Not me personally I hasten to add.....

As it was established in a veg thread earlier, nothing wrong with that!

Especially with the tomatoes "

Vine or plum.....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Does stuffing veg up your bum count?

Asking for a friend.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"There's this one prick who just offers people tea.

Can't stand that guy...

I want to meet this guy!!!

He has amazing hair!

Haha well I like a good set of locks lol"

The ribbons are good too

*pats self on back

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"This thread has been quite light hearted..

Sorry guys, gonna bring it down a little with the things I do feel a little distasteful..

People offering sexual favours in return for a lift to and from the airport, fixing a car and most recently for a PlayStation 4 for a child for Christmas..

sexual favours for a PS4

you should report that...not post it on here

Well said.

What piece of shit parent gets their kid a PS4 instead of an XboxOne for Christmas. People are just so fucked sometimes."

Nahh, an xbox means you'd have to shag em once a month to renew the xbox live..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuffing veggies up their chuffs.

Not me personally I hasten to add.....

As it was established in a veg thread earlier, nothing wrong with that!

Especially with the tomatoes

Vine or plum....."

Vine of course, just have to tape 2 or 3 together so they don't fall apart too quickly.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Does stuffing veg up your bum count?

Asking for a friend. "

A Turkey can do it that's all I think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two guys have given me veris to get my attention. Never even spoken to them before... Reported and blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two guys have given me veris to get my attention. Never even spoken to them before... Reported and blocked."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two guys have given me veris to get my attention. Never even spoken to them before... Reported and blocked."

shit wrong one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"There's this one prick who just offers people tea. "

He's a proper prick.

Does he know the girl who flirts with everyone? Hussy she is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen almost everything on here to knickers selling porn shoot offers people saying they have met me when they havnt.... bet you guys have got some stories to tell!"

Some people stick candy canes down their pants, something truly fucked up about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two guys have given me veris to get my attention. Never even spoken to them before... Reported and blocked.

shit wrong one "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"[comment likely to get her in major trouble Removed by poster at 13/12/16 23:23:32]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's this one prick who just offers people tea.

He's a proper prick.

Does he know the girl who flirts with everyone? Hussy she is."

Oh her, she's a proper tartlet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[comment likely to get her in major trouble Removed by poster at 13/12/16 23:23:32]"

Can I have a "chicken" emoji please admin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stick maoam down their bra to entice men ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen almost everything on here to knickers selling porn shoot offers people saying they have met me when they havnt.... bet you guys have got some stories to tell!"

Researching how to get onto page 1 of mens hot pics.

Finding the common denominators were beard, six pack and huge cock.

Then trying to emulate them.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complete lunatics only participate in:

Hotlist threads

Fancy you threads

Fab pics threads

Kiss, fuck avoid threads

Profile above threads

Look at me threads

Kinky's MM 2349? threads

You get the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does stuffing veg up your bum count?

Asking for a friend. "

Haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"[comment likely to get her in major trouble Removed by poster at 13/12/16 23:23:32]

Can I have a "chicken" emoji please admin?"

Goading will get you everywhere.

Location hoppers with beggy status updates to get more fabs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"There's this one prick who just offers people tea.

He's a proper prick.

Does he know the girl who flirts with everyone? Hussy she is.

Oh her, she's a proper tartlet."

Witch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[comment likely to get her in major trouble Removed by poster at 13/12/16 23:23:32]

Can I have a "chicken" emoji please admin?

Goading will get you everywhere.

Location hoppers with beggy status updates to get more fabs

"

too easy, didn't even have to try...... NEXT!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I've seen almost everything on here to knickers selling porn shoot offers people saying they have met me when they havnt.... bet you guys have got some stories to tell!

Some people stick candy canes down their pants, something truly fucked up about that"

Or their bra

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Complete lunatics only participate in:

Hotlist threads

Fancy you threads

Fab pics threads

Kiss, fuck avoid threads

Profile above threads

Look at me threads

Kinky's MM 2349? threads

You get the point "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"[comment likely to get her in major trouble Removed by poster at 13/12/16 23:23:32]

Can I have a "chicken" emoji please admin?

Goading will get you everywhere.

Location hoppers with beggy status updates to get more fabs

too easy, didn't even have to try...... NEXT!!!"

Up your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met someone from here and I am ashamed to say may have played with his winkie."

Did you tie a ribbon around it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen almost everything on here to knickers selling porn shoot offers people saying they have met me when they havnt.... bet you guys have got some stories to tell!

Some people stick candy canes down their pants, something truly fucked up about that"

Something much more lickable catches the eye in that pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has been quite light hearted..

Sorry guys, gonna bring it down a little with the things I do feel a little distasteful..

People offering sexual favours in return for a lift to and from the airport, fixing a car and most recently for a PlayStation 4 for a child for Christmas..

sexual favours for a PS4

you should report that...not post it on here

Well said.

What piece of shit parent gets their kid a PS4 instead of an XboxOne for Christmas. People are just so fucked sometimes.

Nahh, an xbox means you'd have to shag em once a month to renew the xbox live.. "

Playstation plus ain't free you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen almost everything on here to knickers selling porn shoot offers people saying they have met me when they havnt.... bet you guys have got some stories to tell!

Some people stick candy canes down their pants, something truly fucked up about that

Something much more lickable catches the eye in that pic "

Wouldn't know, can't lick your own elbows.... well known fact

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This thread has been quite light hearted..

Sorry guys, gonna bring it down a little with the things I do feel a little distasteful..

People offering sexual favours in return for a lift to and from the airport, fixing a car and most recently for a PlayStation 4 for a child for Christmas..

sexual favours for a PS4

you should report that...not post it on here

Well said.

What piece of shit parent gets their kid a PS4 instead of an XboxOne for Christmas. People are just so fucked sometimes.

Nahh, an xbox means you'd have to shag em once a month to renew the xbox live..

Playstation plus ain't free you know."

I could use a sky upgrade...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

*waves hand in air

I'm totally nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen almost everything on here to knickers selling porn shoot offers people saying they have met me when they havnt.... bet you guys have got some stories to tell!

Researching how to get onto page 1 of mens hot pics.

Finding the common denominators were beard, six pack and huge cock.

Then trying to emulate them..... "

Fab me fab me fab me fab me fab me fab me fab me fab me fab me fab me fab me fab me Fab me fab me fab me fab me fab me fab me fab me

Attention seeker?

Me?

Nahhhhh fack orffff......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen almost everything on here to knickers selling porn shoot offers people saying they have met me when they havnt.... bet you guys have got some stories to tell!

Some people stick candy canes down their pants, something truly fucked up about that

Something much more lickable catches the eye in that pic

Wouldn't know, can't lick your own elbows.... well known fact"

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Craziest thing?

Erm - have sex with virtual strangers for kicks?

Oh - hang on!! ooooo fancy trying that one x"

Actually I can recommend it!

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

Women who have bananas in their mouths

Very cringing

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town


"This thread has been quite light hearted..

Sorry guys, gonna bring it down a little with the things I do feel a little distasteful..

People offering sexual favours in return for a lift to and from the airport, fixing a car and most recently for a PlayStation 4 for a child for Christmas..

sexual favours for a PS4

you should report that...not post it on here

Well said.

What piece of shit parent gets their kid a PS4 instead of an XboxOne for Christmas. People are just so fucked sometimes."

Shameful

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Craziest thing?

Erm - have sex with virtual strangers for kicks?

Oh - hang on!! ooooo fancy trying that one x

Actually I can recommend it! "

What is this talk?!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"stick maoam down their bra to entice men ... "

Is there a minimum number you have to fit down there to qualify? Off to tesco in my Jim jams to buy moam!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Craziest thing?

Erm - have sex with virtual strangers for kicks?

Oh - hang on!! ooooo fancy trying that one x

Actually I can recommend it!

What is this talk?!"

Well rumour has it that some people on the site (not me you understand - I just meet for coffee! ) meet people they haven't been formally introduced to and do all measure of perverted things to each other - often with battery operated implements (or vegetables if they're poor!) and instruments used for corporal punishment!

Of course I don't believe it!!

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By *angerdaveMan
over a year ago

stone


"Craziest thing?

Erm - have sex with virtual strangers for kicks?

Oh - hang on!! "

lol sure that normal in this world of madness I think its all the other ppl that are not on line that are mad lol

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By *ichaelxx11Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Starting a thread, then proceed to delete original Post and not bother re-post it.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Craziest thing?

Erm - have sex with virtual strangers for kicks?

Oh - hang on!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who have bananas in their mouths

Very cringing "

shit... *removes banana picture*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stick maoam down their bra to entice men ...

Is there a minimum number you have to fit down there to qualify? Off to tesco in my Jim jams to buy moam! "

no.. just preferably the same number down each cup.

extra points awarded if both cups match in sweet flavour also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stick maoam down their bra to entice men ...

Is there a minimum number you have to fit down there to qualify? Off to tesco in my Jim jams to buy moam!

no.. just preferably the same number down each cup.

extra points awarded if both cups match in sweet flavour also "

Bad for your teeth though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stick maoam down their bra to entice men ...

Is there a minimum number you have to fit down there to qualify? Off to tesco in my Jim jams to buy moam!

no.. just preferably the same number down each cup.

extra points awarded if both cups match in sweet flavour also

Bad for your teeth though "

lol tooth fairy hasnt had any from me in yearssss!! lol

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