FabSwingers.com forum: Whats your profession?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm wondering what walks of life we may find on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wondering what walks of life we may find on here"

There is already another thread running about jobs ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NHS (her)

Business owner (him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super spy

Oh shit!

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By *choSeekerMan
over a year ago

NORTH WEST LONDON

boob inspector!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Time-travelling intergalactic hero and Mollynogger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axl grinder

xxx

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By *angerdaveMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Rail engineering and no before any one says any thing its not my fault the trains are not running

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Leopard trainer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I punch all the little holes in crumpets

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Leopard trainer"

Interesting... I've tamed a few pussies myself in my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphin shaver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be a massive mistake for people to publicly announce to all and sundry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You guys. Thanks for the laughs dolphin shaver and the one with the holes in crumpets are epic

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I make clocks, it's very time consuming.

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By *lirty Rachel CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Yarm

Pheasant plucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tightrope walker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make clocks, it's very time consuming."

That one really made me tick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal assistant to a very opinionated and mercurial female.

-Mr

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By *nemichaelMan
over a year ago

kings lynn

Gambler, and it is very boring.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I make clocks, it's very time consuming."

Mine could do with a bit of a service

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I make clocks, it's very time consuming.

Mine could do with a bit of a service

I'll pop over when I have a minute, I've only got two hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make clocks, it's very time consuming.

Mine could do with a bit of a service

I'll pop over when I have a minute, I've only got two hands

Give me a second and time will tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a chef and part-time sycophant/nice guy (you decide)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Specialist workaholic and play hard enthusiast.

Earn&blow

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By *nmgCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Astronaut - honest

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hole to be filled is my profession. It can be hard work at times with some long hours.

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Optical dispenser.........anything glasses related then just ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a product tester for dyson. Kind of sucks tbh.

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

Civil engineer and house wife

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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My last job was making toilets, I left because quite frankly it was a piss take

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Secret squirrel , its nutty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zeppelin inflator......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last job was making toilets, I left because quite frankly it was a piss take"

Sounds like my old job working in a china factory. Everyone used to treat me like a complete mug.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Zeppelin inflator......"

Bollocks ! You're just full of hot air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighthouse painter (her) and underwater firefighter (him).

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/12/16 21:57:21]

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I work as a comi Chef.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Depends on the day of the week. I'm multi skilled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zeppelin inflator......

Bollocks ! You're just full of hot air "

Actually I'm full of gas.....shouldn't have ate that last helping of sprouts!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Pope.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I work as a comi Chef."

Commie bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last job was making toilets, I left because quite frankly it was a piss take"

Surely it would of left you flush?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

" Could be a massive mistake for people to publicly announce to all and sundry?"

Correct, but we're not that stoooopid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie mouse.... and proud ...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Leopard trainer

Interesting... I've tamed a few pussies myself in my time

Oh have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferret Tickler.. teehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opera stars.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Minnie mouse.... and proud ... "

I used to be friends with Cinderella

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I drill holes in the earths surface, pays is quite good- the job is boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional sceptic and part time bulls**t detector tuner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I punch all the little holes in crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hole to be filled is my profession. It can be hard work at times with some long hours."

Just hope there's plenty of breaks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Could be a massive mistake for people to publicly announce to all and sundry?"

these are real!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I am a stamp collector.

All of my conquests puts a stamp on my maccies coffee cup as they leave my house so I can get a freebie every week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a designated expert in Disaster Risk Reduction for the United Nations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure the wood a woodchuck chucks when a woodchuck could chuck wood.

And I use a Sky remote to do it

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

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By *heBlackPantherCouple
over a year ago

Guilford

"Professional sceptic and part time bulls**t detector tuner!"

Are you looking for an assistant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waitress for now (until I do my PGCE) then hopefully a teacher working with children with special educational needs and disabilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I design screws used in famous bridges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

advanced colouring in guy

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By *astie10Man
over a year ago

Guildford

trainning instrutor for cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be a chef, now I work in an office

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I work part time for the government , every pay check they take their share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work part time for the government , every pay check they take their share"

Lol, love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV engineer

(As in television, not guys in girls knickers....lol)

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I do computers. I wish I did not.

Mr.E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanker .... I mean banker

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Destroyer of egos

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'm Warwick davis' stunt double

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Wanker .... I mean banker"

There is a difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanker .... I mean banker

There is a difference?

Without us you would pick on the royals

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Wanker .... I mean banker

There is a difference?

Without us you would pick on the royals

Probably; but it doesn't rhyme as well

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By *ichaelxx11Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Planet Inspector.. next mission Saturn; to inspect her rings.wish me luck.

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By *usiness pleasureMan
over a year ago

Ulster

I work in aviation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional sceptic and part time bulls**t detector tuner!

Are you looking for an assistant? "

You need to wear the mental equivalent of Kevlar anti-stab body amour though!

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

I knit shreddies with the Nanas x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional drug dealer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knit shreddies with the Nanas x

Oh can I order a pair with itchy wool

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Dementor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snake oil salesman and witch doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional drug dealer

Must work for big pharmaceutical...... please send viagra

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

"I knit shreddies with the Nanas x

Oh can I order a pair with itchy wool

Will pop them in the post tonight x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Professional moaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional disturber of the peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a ssbbw pole dancer..

i also get shit loads of money to squash men by sitting on them and jiggling my bum on their faces..

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Professional moaner "

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo; I wanted that job

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Professional moaner

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo; I wanted that job

Lol ok I will be professional whinger, you can have the moaner

Bloddy women

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Super spy

My profile explains more

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

im a fixer. i fix things that move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional cat herder........it's easier than getting single guys to turn up for GBs.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Ferret wrestler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chief minion - I'm best at making last minute random costumes for surprise theme days at school, can fix broken toys and break up a fight with just a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Donald Trumps hair stylist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proctologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freelance gynecologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a circumcision specialist for a rabbi.

Jobs not great but I get loads of tips....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both retired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both retired"

Wish I was .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I punch holes in crumpets for a living

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

IT professional by day

Sexual deviant and village idiot by night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've retired (yet again) from a globetrotting career digging holes looking for stuff .....

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