FabSwingers.com forum: made up sex facts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone want to share a funny or weird made up sex fact?

Masturbating will cause hair to grow in the palm of ones hand!!!!!

Eating pussy makes a man's hair grow thick and luxurious

Sperm clears the sinus

You can get pregnant by kissing

You get the Idea

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

The endorphins released during sex actually relieve a headache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that sperm is excellent face cream

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It's true that wanking once a day will make you hp n;omf hgafed

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

Men say the average erect penis is 10?. Women say it’s 4?.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Vasectomies don't hurt. Honest.

Just the bleeding injection.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Men say the average erect penis is 10?. Women say it’s 4?.

is that marks out of 10 or cm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give women a mahoosive orgasm if I am watching Match of the Day at the same time...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm a single gent and i got a MEET.

Mushy meet hand, hand meet mushy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis can be seen from the Moon.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Northern Irish lasses really do have the naughiest dirtiest laugh.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Northern Irish lasses really do have the naughiest dirtiest laugh."

bugger off you lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.

have apack of 12 for emergency's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis can be seen from the Moon."

Well hello Patrick

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.

have apack of 12 for emergency's lol

Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies

My pack of 12 is for January, February . ..

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.

have apack of 12 for emergency's lol

Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies

My pack of 12 is for January, February . .. "

its xmassssssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wont cum in your mouth xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.

have apack of 12 for emergency's lol

Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies

My pack of 12 is for January, February . ..

its xmassssssssssssss

and to think i asked satan for stirrups for xmas

yee haw

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.

have apack of 12 for emergency's lol

Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies

My pack of 12 is for January, February . ..

its xmassssssssssssss

and to think i asked satan for stirrups for xmas

yee haw "

ride em cowboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so none of these are true

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"so none of these are true

they are true, its only the insane that think other wise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

spunks great toothpaste well good to wallpaper with lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I don't care if cum is salty, i don't want you spitting it into the pan of boling potatoes"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"spunks great toothpaste well good to wallpaper with lol

I'm in love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wank a day will keep the doctor away.

Oh and watching porn will make you go blind.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The old saying "A fool may pass for wise if he holds his tongue" is not entirely accurate.

The full saying is ""A fool may pass for wise if he holds his tongue against yer ass."

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.

have apack of 12 for emergency's lol

Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies

My pack of 12 is for January, February . .. "

i bought a twelve pack,in 1982.

only got 4 left.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A sheepskin rug will not kiss and tell.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

A sheepskin rug will not kiss and tell."

that rugs seen less action,than a

flatfooted,deaf,colourblind,transsexual.

baaaaaa.

it's a coffee stain i tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so none of these are true

they are true, its only the insane that think other wise

"
Thats ok then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

spunk is a gd gargle for sore throat 2 and real gd lub to shrink you piles lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Shagpile is the collective noun for an Orgy of 7 persons or more.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I thought that 7-Up was a soft drink until i discovered Smirnoff and Gay News.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to share a funny or weird made up sex fact?

Masturbating will cause hair to grow in the palm of ones hand!!!!!

Eating pussy makes a man's hair grow thick and luxurious

Sperm clears the sinus

You can get pregnant by kissing

You get the Idea

Its a made up fact that i get regular sex and aint grumpy because of this fact

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"that sperm is excellent face cream

Oi, 18 years old ,spotty,naieve kev convinced me it was true!

Good thing i discovered i loved a facial!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.

have apack of 12 for emergency's lol

Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies

My pack of 12 is for January, February . .. "

Up til last year I thought mine was 2010 2011 .... etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.

have apack of 12 for emergency's lol

Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies

My pack of 12 is for January, February . ..

Up til last year I thought mine was 2010 2011 .... etc

That often.... Mine are all dated... 29 Feb

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.

have apack of 12 for emergency's lol

Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies

My pack of 12 is for January, February . ..

Up til last year I thought mine was 2010 2011 .... etc

That often.... Mine are all dated... 29 Feb

A £10 spot says you don't make 1 March 2012

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1o quid gets ya viagra in sheilds lol just think ya not need ya hand ya have stiffy all night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that sperm is excellent face cream

Oi, 18 years old ,spotty,naieve kev convinced me it was true!

Good thing i discovered i loved a facial!

I wonder if it actually is a good moisuriser and anti aging cream. I've never had sperm directly on my face, boobs yes and it went flaky like PVA glue very quickly. Perhaps you have to literally rub it into the skin straight away. We need someone who has been doing this regularly for 20yrs and using no other creams to see how soft her skin is.

Have to admit I prefer the smell of Clarins though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.

have apack of 12 for emergency's lol

Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies

My pack of 12 is for January, February . ..

Up til last year I thought mine was 2010 2011 .... etc

That often.... Mine are all dated... 29 Feb

A £10 spot says you don't make 1 March 2012

Not even to celebrate Maj's jubilee...

Harsh...

but I aint riskin a tenner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal does NOT hurt as much as child birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S&M is all about pain .........

Play always has to be about penetration .....

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