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"Invictus, Invictus, INVICTUSSSSS... " Say it loud and theres music playing....  | |||
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"Invictus, Invictus, INVICTUSSSSS... Say it loud and theres music playing.... "thought thnat was Maria, not his rear!!! | |||
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So how can I, Invictus, traveller on the streams of time, galactic adventurer, partisan for freedom and Imperial courtier be of service?
oh hang on, my beans are biling over  brb! | |||
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So, you were foolish enought to stroke my vastly inflated ego.
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"awww feck, he's back!!!!!" you missed an s she's back sorted | |||
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"awww feck, he's back!!!!!" and so are you | |||
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" How can I help? "an anal bleaching please | |||
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"awww feck, he's back!!!!!and so are you "yep, been de-engurlandyshirfied, so normal service is resumed. Yer aw feckin cheeky gits..... see, told you!!  | |||
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" How can I help?
an anal bleaching please"How the hell do they do that? Do they actually use peroxide? - I know I'm dim when it comes to things like that x | |||
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"is it like the candy man,, you say it 3 times and he appers "more like beetlejuice | |||
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"awww feck, he's back!!!!!and so are you
yep, been de-engurlandyshirfied, so normal service is resumed. Yer aw feckin cheeky gits..... see, told you!! "Ah we'll see | |||
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"You do realise that if this thread doesn't hit 174 and get closed for being too long I will be very upset now don't you?
Maybe I should log on as my other profiles and boost it a bit too. "Doubt even that will help | |||
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" How can I help?
an anal bleaching please
How the hell do they do that? Do they actually use peroxide? - I know I'm dim when it comes to things like that x"think so, you paint it on your ass hole to lighten the darker skin.. again, not from personal experience.. honest guv, promise... | |||
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" How can I help? "Rhetorical question, right?!! | |||
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"awww feck, he's back!!!!!and so are you
yep, been de-engurlandyshirfied, so normal service is resumed. Yer aw feckin cheeky gits..... see, told you!! Ah we'll see"hahahaha, don't forget the whip!!!!!! | |||
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an anal bleaching please"er.... I'm pretty sure that's not in the Galac Merchant-Venturers Handbook.... ...Aniaxal Blooming, seems to a chapter about low gravity cactus type plants, that any good? | |||
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an anal bleaching please
er.... I'm pretty sure that's not in the Galac Merchant-Venturers Handbook....
...Aniaxal Blooming, seems to a chapter about low gravity cactus type plants, that any good? "No........ timewaster. | |||
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"You do realise that if this thread doesn't hit 174 and get closed for being too long I will be very upset now don't you?
Maybe I should log on as my other profiles and boost it a bit too. "is 42 no longer the answer then? where are the tutti fruities when you need them? | |||
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thought thnat was Maria, not his rear!!!""... Just met a man named Maria.... And suddenly the name will never be the same..." | |||
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"awww feck, he's back!!!!!and so are you
yep, been de-engurlandyshirfied, so normal service is resumed. Yer aw feckin cheeky gits..... see, told you!! Ah we'll see
hahahaha, don't forget the whip!!!!!! "That little thing | |||
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an anal bleaching please
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think so, you paint it on your ass hole to lighten the darker skin..
again, not from personal experience..
honest guv, promise..."you know when you wish you really hadn't asked?! this is one of those times! x | |||
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an anal bleaching please
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think so, you paint it on your ass hole to lighten the darker skin..
again, not from personal experience..
honest guv, promise...
you know when you wish you really hadn't asked?! this is one of those times! x " Happy to be of assistance xx | |||
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an anal bleaching please
How the hell do they do that? Do they actually use peroxide? - I know I'm dim when it comes to things like that x
think so, you paint it on your ass hole to lighten the darker skin..
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you know when you wish you really hadn't asked?! this is one of those times! x "serves you right then | |||
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"I've just had a very bad experience with a bottle of Domestos and the bathroom sink "Apply Sudocreme and insert nothing for 2 weeks.. Dr View. | |||
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"I've just had a very bad experience with a bottle of Domestos and the bathroom sink "An intergalctic wind just blew Uranus off? | |||
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"I've just had a very bad experience with a bottle of Domestos and the bathroom sink
An intergalctic wind just blew Uranus off?"oooow that made me laugh out loud..... | |||
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"I've just had a very bad experience with a bottle of Domestos and the bathroom sink
An intergalctic wind just blew Uranus off?"you on form tonight mushy | |||
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"Its funny cuz when i think of vic...i think of summat stuck up me nose "Well... I've never tried that, but hey I'll try anything once. | |||
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"Its funny cuz when i think of vic...i think of summat stuck up me nose
Well... I've never tried that, but hey I'll try anything once. "Don't try spunk, it stinks for days. | |||
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"Its funny cuz when i think of vic...i think of summat stuck up me nose
Well... I've never tried that, but hey I'll try anything once.
Don't try spunk, it stinks for days."typo? stinks or sticks? | |||
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"...and you lot call me weird. "Only behind yer back | |||
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"...and you lot call me weird.
Only behind yer back "Nah I call him weird to his face ( well not really face but you know what I mean ) | |||
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"Invictus, Invictus, INVICTUSSSSS... just felt like saying your username "Knockers a word to the wise, just shag him, honest you will feel better | |||
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"Its funny cuz when i think of vic...i think of summat stuck up me nose
Well... I've never tried that, but hey I'll try anything once.
Don't try spunk, it stinks for days."I know it does | |||
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Have you people any concept of how massive my ego is?
How it needs constantly stoking and massaging?
How frail my occasional moments of lucidity are when I'm not being constantly told how wonderful I am?!?
Get your act together you lot! If this thread hasn't been closed for being too long by the time I get back from the 10th century in my time machine I'll have to take drastic measures. | |||
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"Lol, you know I am at work and should be doing some work hehe, some people do sleep ya know lol s x " Well I'm supposed to be packing for the 10th century.
...at least axes were a fashion accessory then. | |||
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"I love you/me xxx" The only ego that can possibly eclipse mine/yours is yours/mine mate. | |||
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"I love you/me xxx The only ego that can possibly eclipse mine/yours is yours/mine mate. "Wow thanks! | |||
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"So how long are you going to be gone?" 1057 years, but to you it will only seem like 3 days. | |||
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"sorry i got bored waiting for you and went to bed lol... the moment of wanting you has passed funky,, funky.. funkyyyyyy" Alas I am attending the same 3 day time traveling convention as my other self. Granted, on different timelines but for you humans it will seem like a bank holiday weekend. Same old shit at these conventions, they are just about the big sell, just how many trans-vector conduits does a dimension spanning entity like me need! | |||
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"sorry i got bored waiting for you and went to bed lol... the moment of wanting you has passed funky,, funky.. funkyyyyyy Alas I am attending the same 3 day time traveling convention as my other self. Granted, on different timelines but for you humans it will seem like a bank holiday weekend. Same old shit at these conventions, they are just about the big sell, just how many trans-vector conduits does a dimension spanning entity like me need! "so your leaving us for 3 days?? have you left me enough pictures so i can continue to masterbate over this time period?? | |||
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"sorry i got bored waiting for you and went to bed lol... the moment of wanting you has passed funky,, funky.. funkyyyyyy Alas I am attending the same 3 day time traveling convention as my other self. Granted, on different timelines but for you humans it will seem like a bank holiday weekend. Same old shit at these conventions, they are just about the big sell, just how many trans-vector conduits does a dimension spanning entity like me need!
so your leaving us for 3 days?? have you left me enough pictures so i can continue to masterbate over this time period??"Time is relative. But if you look in my profile I've hidden some under my dinosaur cock pic, just for you! | |||
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"Time is relative. But if you look in my profile I've hidden some under my dinosaur cock pic, just for you! "i didnt see any dinosaur pictures unless you meant your face?? lol xxx | |||
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"Time is relative. But if you look in my profile I've hidden some under my dinosaur cock pic, just for you!
i didnt see any dinosaur pictures unless you meant your face?? lol xxx"For that I will give you my pocket fluff series of pictures. (First published in What Scientist!) | |||
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At least I can get a signal on my Tachion Beam Emitter to drop you the odd update. | |||
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"Typical. I go back over 1000 years and it's fecking raining
At least I can get a signal on my Tachion Beam Emitter to drop you the odd update. "what good is information regarding the weather in the past to us humans?? | |||
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"Typical. I go back over 1000 years and it's fecking raining
At least I can get a signal on my Tachion Beam Emitter to drop you the odd update.
what good is information regarding the weather in the past to us humans?? "Well I thought you might like to know it even rains on Viking bank holidays as well...
...anyway I'm back now.
Can any one smell wood smoke? | |||
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"Typical. I go back over 1000 years and it's fecking raining
At least I can get a signal on my Tachion Beam Emitter to drop you the odd update.
what good is information regarding the weather in the past to us humans??
Well I thought you might like to know it even rains on Viking bank holidays as well...
...anyway I'm back now.
Can any one smell wood smoke? "yep, and it's better than how you usually smell!!! | |||
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"no i cant,, i can smell 'roses'.... think my little one might need changing haha "Roses? mmmmm, I like the ones with a walnut in... | |||
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Think its time I came out...
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"someone remind me how long was this thread to go
Think its time I came out...
of the shadows hehe "99 more posts should do it, both to make the thread auto close and to satisfy my ego sufficiently. | |||
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"May I request no more posts on this thread. Personally, I would love to see viccyboy slowly deflating... only so I can blow him (up again) "I can do better than that and shut it totally , his ego won't get any more inflated then | |||
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"oh look, the bumchum tooty fruity's are sticking together - quelle surprise" Love it hehe | |||
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"May I request no more posts on this thread. Personally, I would love to see viccyboy slowly deflating... only so I can blow him (up again) "Again? You obviously didn't blow him up very well the first time. May I suggest you try a dirty bomb this time. | |||
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"I didn't say I was bumming this thread! "you're still a tutti fruity though - you even have your own thread!!! | |||
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"I didn't say I was bumming this thread!
you're still a tutti fruity though - you even have your own thread!!! "I'm actually mortified with embarrassed about it Wendy..... I mean, I never thought of doing it myself!! | |||
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"I didn't say I was bumming this thread!
you're still a tutti fruity though - you even have your own thread!!! "I don't think I've seen a tutti fruity thread. But erm I'm not one of them anyway. I am more a lone poster travelling from thread to thread befriending those that need my help and writing wrongs along the way. Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo' Cue music!.... 'There's a thread that keeps on calling me Down the forum, that's where I'll always be. Every stop I make, I make a new friend, Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again. Chorus: Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I'll just keep posting on. ' | |||
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"I didn't say I was bumming this thread!
you're still a tutti fruity though - you even have your own thread!!!
I don't think I've seen a tutti fruity thread. But erm I'm not one of them anyway. I am more a lone poster travelling from thread to thread befriending those that need my help and writing wrongs along the way. Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo'
Cue music!....
'There's a thread that keeps on calling me
Down the forum, that's where I'll always be.
Every stop I make, I make a new friend,
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.
Chorus:
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep posting on. '"I'll be singing that all night now.
How nauseatingly jolly. | |||
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"I didn't say I was bumming this thread!
you're still a tutti fruity though - you even have your own thread!!!
I'm actually mortified with embarrassed about it Wendy..... I mean, I never thought of doing it myself!! "hmmmm, okay then.... | |||
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"I think it's quite sweet, annoying, but sweet lol" Just like me! | |||
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"I think it's quite sweet, annoying, but sweet lol Just like me! "What makes you think I wasn't referrring to you | |||
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"....Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo' " Littlest Hobbit..?
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"....Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo' Littlest Hobbit..?
Surely there are others up for that title?? "hahahahahahaha | |||
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"....Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo' Littlest Hobbit..?
Surely there are others up for that title??
hahahahahahaha "Oi I am not a hobbit | |||
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"....Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo' Littlest Hobbit..?
Surely there are others up for that title??
hahahahahahaha
Oi I am not a hobbit"not you Pet, the "other" one | |||
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"Stop feeding the ego!!! He may believe the hype and think he's too good to meet some of us!! "well I remember quite clearly what he said when I met him.... it's the GUYS he wants to meet that should be worrying right now. Viccyboi straight??? Aye, and I'm feckin Cleopatra!!!! | |||
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"Stop feeding the ego!!! He may believe the hype and think he's too good to meet some of us!!
well I remember quite clearly what he said when I met him.... it's the GUYS he wants to meet that should be worrying right now.
Viccyboi straight??? Aye, and I'm feckin Cleopatra!!!!
"ummm viccy in a clinch with PP and funky and ,.. damn " send for some dry cushions.... | |||
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"Stop feeding the ego!!! He may believe the hype and think he's too good to meet some of us!! "Err some of us would like the chance | |||
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"I go for 5 minutes and you've decided I'm a hobbit and I'm gay. I'm pretty sure that's not how you're supposed to massage an ego. "you're too hairy to be gollum | |||
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"I go for 5 minutes and you've decided I'm a hobbit and I'm gay. I'm pretty sure that's not how you're supposed to massage an ego. "ohh come here Viccy and I'll massage anything you want me too.. | |||
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"Loving the way this thread has run hehe, So invict is it what you wanted hehe "I really am very shy, honest. | |||
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"Whoooaaa!!! Warn me if your going to do that! I nearly fell off!! "Invictus, I think you are shamelessly trying to keep this thread going (a little like me with the unsuccessful sw toyboy thread ha ha)
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"Whoooaaa!!! Warn me if your going to do that! I nearly fell off!!
Invictus, I think you are shamelessly trying to keep this thread going (a little like me with the unsuccessful sw toyboy thread ha ha)
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"lol Your arse is becoming implanted in my brain.
Mistress x" Sounds intriguing.... | |||
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"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings "I am a deeply sensitive soul.... yes, I said soul. | |||
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"lol Your arse is becoming implanted in my brain.
Mistress x
Sounds intriguing.... "now im helping keep this thread going too.... lol im fulfilling my own self fulfilling prophercy... | |||
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"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings "Nah, he knows I sometimes stalk him on here.
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"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings
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Mistress x"dont we all lol | |||
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"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings
Nah, he knows I sometimes stalk him on here.
Mistress x"You're one of those laminated bum pic people aren't you? | |||
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"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings
Nah, he knows I sometimes stalk him on here.
Mistress x
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Nah, he knows I sometimes stalk him on here.
Mistress x
You're one of those laminated bum pic people aren't you?
Damn... is my lamination showing?
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"Oi, link me to my birfday post - I can't find it. "No... this is MY thread!!
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"oh can i share "Yep. Lets share it out to everybody. Invictus aint so great. | |||
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"Mine!! Mine!! Mine!! Mine!! " dream on mate im invading | |||
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its just a bum.... I do of course mean bump | |||
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"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings
Nah, he knows I sometimes stalk him on here.
Mistress x
You're one of those laminated bum pic people aren't you?
Damn... is my lamination showing?
Mistress x
er... where have you shoved it exactly? "
you mean you cant feel it | |||
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"Supreme Talaxian Alpha male of the fab forums, you have my vote! "Actually the Talaxians only have one male. He is a vast bloated creature who is constantly milked by the fluffer caste for sperm to breed new females. I'm a Nephilim myself. But thanks for the vote. | |||
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"Supreme Talaxian Alpha male of the fab forums, you have my vote!
Actually the Talaxians only have one male. He is a vast bloated creature who is constantly milked by the fluffer caste for sperm to breed new females.
I'm a Nephilim myself. But thanks for the vote."ohh so your a decendant of the angels.
lol amzing what you can find on d internet. | |||
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"Supreme Talaxian Alpha male of the fab forums, you have my vote!
Actually the Talaxians only have one male. He is a vast bloated creature who is constantly milked by the fluffer caste for sperm to breed new females.
I'm a Nephilim myself. But thanks for the vote.
ohh so your a decendant of the angels.
lol amzing what you can find on d internet."Sort of, it got a bit mixed up when they wrote it all down. My angelic white bum give's it away though. | |||
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"Supreme Talaxian Alpha male of the fab forums, you have my vote!
Actually the Talaxians only have one male. He is a vast bloated creature who is constantly milked by the fluffer caste for sperm to breed new females.
I'm a Nephilim myself. But thanks for the vote.
ohh so your a decendant of the angels.
lol amzing what you can find on d internet.
Sort of, it got a bit mixed up when they wrote it all down. My angelic white bum give's it away though. "ohh.. what i want to know is were do you hide your devilish tail...?? | |||
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"Supreme Talaxian Alpha male of the fab forums, you have my vote!
Actually the Talaxians only have one male. He is a vast bloated creature who is constantly milked by the fluffer caste for sperm to breed new females.
I'm a Nephilim myself. But thanks for the vote.
ohh so your a decendant of the angels.
lol amzing what you can find on d internet.
Sort of, it got a bit mixed up when they wrote it all down. My angelic white bum give's it away though.
ohh.. what i want to know is were do you hide your devilish tail...?? "In my private pictures just like you ladies advise all the men to do. | |||
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"I'm bumming this thread." nae surpise there, lardy arse!! xxxxx | |||
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"I'm bumming this thread." When it finally topples I'm gonna start one about you mate. | |||
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"I'm bumming this thread." Did I hear bumming mentioned ?? | |||
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"I'm bumming this thread. nae surpise there, lardy arse!! xxxxx" Hey! Leave him/me alone! I/we don't like comments about him/me!! | |||
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"I'm bumming this thread. Did I hear bumming mentioned ??" | |||
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"I'm bumming this thread. Did I hear bumming mentioned ?? "*points to Funky* It was him!!! | |||
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"I'm bumming this thread. Did I hear bumming mentioned ??
*points to Funky*
It was him!!! "*Consults time worm hole thingy reference manual* It was you too!!! | |||
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"I'm bumming this thread. nae surpise there, lardy arse!! xxxxx" Every time I read that it says 'lady arse' LOL. Imagine a woman with my arse! Mmmmmmmmm Russian shot putters mmmmmmm | |||
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"I'm bumming this thread. nae surpise there, lardy arse!! xxxxx Every time I read that it says 'lady arse' LOL. Imagine a woman with my arse! Mmmmmmmmm Russian shot putters mmmmmmm" Babushka! | |||
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"Am impressed this thread is still alive "I'm disappointed. I mean, I'm great... why wouldn't it be? | |||
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It's got to be the Funkmeister next. | |||
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"Just feed the ego a little longer.
It's got to be the Funkmeister next. "What about a lady? | |||
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"Am impressed this thread is still alive
I'm disappointed. I mean, I'm great... why wouldn't it be? "point to you :D | |||
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