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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Marzipan fruits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone wanna give me a snog and snuggle under the mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we still have jelly and ice cream

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Love a chance to dress up. Sounds like the perfect excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

choglud snowpeeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love a chance to dress up. Sounds like the perfect excuse"

please do and please something nice and tight round the bottom department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walnut whips

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). "

Sounds like most of my dates.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). "

yes please I'll make some sticky toffee pudding

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones).

Sounds like most of my dates..... "

Surely not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones).

Sounds like most of my dates.....

Surely not. "

Have we dated? Shit I need to keep a diary...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones).

Sounds like most of my dates.....

Surely not.

Have we dated? Shit I need to keep a diary..."

Ha ha. Don't panic. We haven't, yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled walnuts please

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"anyone wanna give me a snog and snuggle under the mistletoe"

I would but alas....

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Do we still have jelly and ice cream "

We do, will always do even if this gets to part 235

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pickled walnuts please"

Say again?! I may need to try this...

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Walnut whips "

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). "

I like them and I have a secret recipe that everyone goes errrr, ooooo at

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones).

yes please I'll make some sticky toffee pudding "

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Pickled walnuts please"

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones).

I like them and I have a secret recipe that everyone goes errrr, ooooo at "

Perfect. So do we get to try that too?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I have some spare xmas cakes, traditional but with dates, figs and honey...can I come?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I have some spare xmas cakes, traditional but with dates, figs and honey...can I come?"

I thought you were already here

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones).

I like them and I have a secret recipe that everyone goes errrr, ooooo at

Perfect. So do we get to try that too? "

Oh yes

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I have some spare xmas cakes, traditional but with dates, figs and honey...can I come?

I thought you were already here "

Erm! I am at some virtual xmas party with guitar singing Santa Baby, is that the same party or have I knocked on the wrong door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

something else i saw on FB a water melon with loads of alcohol poured into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did anyone volunteer to do the cheese and pineapple hedgehog?

and sausages on sticks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did anyone volunteer to do the cheese and pineapple hedgehog?

and sausages on sticks? "

well volunteered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pickled walnuts please

Say again?! I may need to try this... "

Oh my, they are simply delish!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I have some spare xmas cakes, traditional but with dates, figs and honey...can I come?

I thought you were already here

Erm! I am at some virtual xmas party with guitar singing Santa Baby, is that the same party or have I knocked on the wrong door? "

Same party

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"something else i saw on FB a water melon with loads of alcohol poured into it "

Oh I like that

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"did anyone volunteer to do the cheese and pineapple hedgehog?

and sausages on sticks?

well volunteered "

Well played

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Pickled walnuts please

Say again?! I may need to try this...

Oh my, they are simply delish!"

I'll take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pickled walnuts please

Say again?! I may need to try this...

Oh my, they are simply delish!

I'll take your word for it "

and gluten free

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Pickled walnuts please

Say again?! I may need to try this...

Oh my, they are simply delish!

I'll take your word for it

and gluten free"

Oh, well spotted

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Only for me it has to be dairy free too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pickled walnuts please

Say again?! I may need to try this...

Oh my, they are simply delish!"

What time are you serving up ?;-)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please "

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours"

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun.. "

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka"

Ohhhh dear

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Pickled walnuts please

Say again?! I may need to try this...

Oh my, they are simply delish!

What time are you serving up ?;-)"

Party started on Sunday and is on till Christmas, or people get bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear "

not a party without mild alcoholism

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism "

If someone could have a new liver on standby that would be great.

Now...who shall I annoy first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

If someone could have a new liver on standby that would be great.

Now...who shall I annoy first?"

transplant team on stand by its gonna be a messy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fizzy wine in a plastic cup anyone?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism "

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Fizzy wine in a plastic cup anyone? "

Plastic cup at a serious party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table"

thats sorted found a nice quiet cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table"

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table"

I'll be in A+E having my stomach pumped if I drink pints of vodka

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

thats sorted found a nice quiet cupboard "

Great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fizzy wine in a plastic cup anyone?

Plastic cup at a serious party "

plastic cups for the yobs. i dont trust those carrot crunchers

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough. "

It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for

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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please "

Surely you mean escort you home.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

I'll be in A+E having my stomach pumped if I drink pints of vodka "

Stomachs sometime pump themselves

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough. "

I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.

Come on Hatter join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for"

She'll fall over before that happens.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Fizzy wine in a plastic cup anyone?

Plastic cup at a serious party

plastic cups for the yobs. i dont trust those carrot crunchers "

We've got fine china and glassware at this party. All properly polished too

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for

She'll fall over before that happens. "

That's when we hide her under the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.

Come on Hatter join me "

ill spin some editors or something on the decks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.

Come on Hatter join me "

Why not? Dance off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for

She'll fall over before that happens.

That's when we hide her under the table "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.

Come on Hatter join me

Why not? Dance off?"

Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down

(I'm gathering timber)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for

She'll fall over before that happens.

That's when we hide her under the table "

in the recovery position of course dont want her drowning in her own vomit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for

She'll fall over before that happens.

That's when we hide her under the table "

Ah come on now. I would never need hiding, I am good d*unk

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for

She'll fall over before that happens.

That's when we hide her under the table

in the recovery position of course dont want her drowning in her own vomit "

And I don't do sicking up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.

Come on Hatter join me

Why not? Dance off?

Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down

(I'm gathering timber)"

some Pit Bull and Kesha - Timber since your gathering some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone.

A bit like normal really.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.

Come on Hatter join me

Why not? Dance off?

Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down

(I'm gathering timber)

some Pit Bull and Kesha - Timber since your gathering some "

I'm gonna kick some Hatter butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for

She'll fall over before that happens.

That's when we hide her under the table

in the recovery position of course dont want her drowning in her own vomit

And I don't do sicking up. "

ok sit you down in the corner like a good d*unk

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone.

A bit like normal really."

My kinda guy!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for

She'll fall over before that happens.

That's when we hide her under the table

in the recovery position of course dont want her drowning in her own vomit

And I don't do sicking up.

ok sit you down in the corner like a good d*unk "

I'll just go home...with someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.

Come on Hatter join me

Why not? Dance off?

Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down

(I'm gathering timber)

some Pit Bull and Kesha - Timber since your gathering some

I'm gonna kick some Hatter butt "

Honey Bee, I'll dance rings around you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.

Come on Hatter join me

Why not? Dance off?

Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down

(I'm gathering timber)

some Pit Bull and Kesha - Timber since your gathering some

I'm gonna kick some Hatter butt

Honey Bee, I'll dance rings around you."

Pah.

The words "save some energy" have been whispered before

I can go all night baby

Let's have it!

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over a year ago


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for

She'll fall over before that happens.

That's when we hide her under the table

in the recovery position of course dont want her drowning in her own vomit

And I don't do sicking up.

ok sit you down in the corner like a good d*unk

I'll just go home...with someone "

Thats alright then

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone.

A bit like normal really."

Oh then you must come

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over a year ago


"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone.

A bit like normal really.

Oh then you must come "

good lord there go the lashes again

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone.

A bit like normal really.

Oh then you must come

good lord there go the lashes again "

But I likes Lib I does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone.

A bit like normal really.

Oh then you must come

good lord there go the lashes again

But I likes Lib I does "

Carnt say i notice I didn't

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone.

A bit like normal really.

Oh then you must come

good lord there go the lashes again

But I likes Lib I does

Carnt say i notice I didn't "

He doesn't like me so it's ok

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

I need some sleep, night all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need some sleep, night all "

good night

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I need some sleep, night all

good night "

Morning

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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please

smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours

All of the vodkas please.

Lets have some fun..

coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka

Ohhhh dear

not a party without mild alcoholism

Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table

She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.

I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.

Come on Hatter join me

Why not? Dance off?

Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down

(I'm gathering timber)

some Pit Bull and Kesha - Timber since your gathering some

I'm gonna kick some Hatter butt

Honey Bee, I'll dance rings around you.

Pah.

The words "save some energy" have been whispered before

I can go all night baby

Let's have it! "

Just like the duracell/energizer bunny then.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Just like the duracell/energizer bunny then."

Are you bringing sex toys

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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago

Preston


"Just like the duracell/energizer bunny then.

Are you bringing sex toys "

Next you'll be wanting the rechargable kind of batteries.

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