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"Love a chance to dress up. Sounds like the perfect excuse" please do and please something nice and tight round the bottom department ![]() | |||
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). ![]() Sounds like most of my dates..... ![]() | |||
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). ![]() yes please I'll make some sticky toffee pudding ![]() | |||
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). ![]() ![]() Surely not. ![]() | |||
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha ha. Don't panic. We haven't, yet. ![]() | |||
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"anyone wanna give me a snog and snuggle under the mistletoe" I would but alas.... ![]() | |||
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"Do we still have jelly and ice cream ![]() We do, will always do even if this gets to part 235 ![]() | |||
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"Pickled walnuts please" Say again?! I may need to try this... ![]() | |||
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"Walnut whips ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). ![]() I like them and I have a secret recipe that everyone goes errrr, ooooo at ![]() | |||
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pickled walnuts please" ![]() | |||
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). ![]() ![]() Perfect. So do we get to try that too? ![]() | |||
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"I have some spare xmas cakes, traditional but with dates, figs and honey...can I come?" I thought you were already here ![]() | |||
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh yes ![]() | |||
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"I have some spare xmas cakes, traditional but with dates, figs and honey...can I come? I thought you were already here ![]() Erm! I am at some virtual xmas party with guitar singing Santa Baby, is that the same party or have I knocked on the wrong door? ![]() | |||
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"did anyone volunteer to do the cheese and pineapple hedgehog? and sausages on sticks? ![]() well volunteered ![]() | |||
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"Pickled walnuts please Say again?! I may need to try this... ![]() Oh my, they are simply delish! | |||
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"I have some spare xmas cakes, traditional but with dates, figs and honey...can I come? I thought you were already here ![]() ![]() Same party ![]() | |||
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"something else i saw on FB a water melon with loads of alcohol poured into it ![]() Oh I like that ![]() | |||
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"did anyone volunteer to do the cheese and pineapple hedgehog? and sausages on sticks? ![]() ![]() Well played ![]() | |||
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"Pickled walnuts please Say again?! I may need to try this... ![]() I'll take your word for it ![]() | |||
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"Pickled walnuts please Say again?! I may need to try this... ![]() ![]() and gluten free | |||
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"Pickled walnuts please Say again?! I may need to try this... ![]() ![]() Oh, well spotted ![]() | |||
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"Pickled walnuts please Say again?! I may need to try this... ![]() What time are you serving up ?;-) | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() All of the vodkas please. Lets have some fun.. ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() Ohhhh dear ![]() | |||
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"Pickled walnuts please Say again?! I may need to try this... ![]() Party started on Sunday and is on till Christmas, or people get bored ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() not a party without mild alcoholism ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If someone could have a new liver on standby that would be great. Now...who shall I annoy first? | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() transplant team on stand by its gonna be a messy one ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table ![]() | |||
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"Fizzy wine in a plastic cup anyone? " Plastic cup at a serious party ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() thats sorted found a nice quiet cupboard ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough. | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll be in A+E having my stomach pumped if I drink pints of vodka ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great ![]() | |||
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"Fizzy wine in a plastic cup anyone? Plastic cup at a serious party ![]() plastic cups for the yobs. i dont trust those carrot crunchers ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() Surely you mean escort you home. ![]() | |||
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"not a party without mild alcoholism ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Stomachs sometime pump themselves ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose. Come on Hatter join me | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She'll fall over before that happens. | |||
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"Fizzy wine in a plastic cup anyone? Plastic cup at a serious party ![]() ![]() We've got fine china and glassware at this party. All properly polished too ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's when we hide her under the table ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ill spin some editors or something on the decks ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why not? Dance off? | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down (I'm gathering timber) | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() in the recovery position of course dont want her drowning in her own vomit ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah come on now. I would never need hiding, I am good d*unk ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And I don't do sicking up. ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() some Pit Bull and Kesha - Timber since your gathering some ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm gonna kick some Hatter butt | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ok sit you down in the corner like a good d*unk ![]() | |||
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"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone. A bit like normal really." My kinda guy! | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll just go home...with someone ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Honey Bee, I'll dance rings around you. | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pah. The words "save some energy" have been whispered before I can go all night baby Let's have it! | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thats alright then ![]() | |||
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"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone. A bit like normal really." Oh then you must come ![]() | |||
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"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone. A bit like normal really. Oh then you must come ![]() good lord there go the lashes again ![]() | |||
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"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone. A bit like normal really. Oh then you must come ![]() ![]() But I likes Lib I does ![]() | |||
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"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone. A bit like normal really. Oh then you must come ![]() ![]() ![]() Carnt say i notice I didn't ![]() | |||
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"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone. A bit like normal really. Oh then you must come ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He doesn't like me so it's ok ![]() | |||
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"I need some sleep, night all ![]() ![]() Morning ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just like the duracell/energizer bunny then. ![]() | |||
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"Just like the duracell/energizer bunny then. ![]() Are you bringing sex toys ![]() | |||
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"Just like the duracell/energizer bunny then. ![]() ![]() Next you'll be wanting the rechargable kind of batteries. ![]() | |||
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