FabSwingers.com forum: woman or men, who's makes the best friends

By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

A wife stayed out over night and never came back until the following morning. Her husband asked her where she was, she said that she was by her friend. So he rang ten of her best friends and they all said that they hadn't seen her.

So the following week the husband stayed out all night and came back home in the morning. His wife asked him the same question, where was you and he gave the same answer ' I stayed by a friend.

So his wife rang ten of his best friends, eight said that he was there, and two said that he was still there.

So my question is who make the neat friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones you trust to tell you when you get stuff wrong .......

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Dont really think the sex of the person is relevant.. me personally its the quality and trust of individual.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's your answer, Mr Man? The liars?

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

It was meant to be light hearted humor,

But in the days of my youth, I would have friends saying that I was still there.

Is that so wrong, but saying husband and wife, because I never did, and if married or in a relationship never would.

But single!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"[Removed by poster at 12/12/16 22:33:17]"

Single, it doesn't matter. Married... it perhaps does.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"[Removed by poster at 12/12/16 22:33:17]

Single, it doesn't matter. Married... it perhaps does.

This is just a generalisation, but I think men would bend the truth for a friend more than a woman would ever do

Em good night

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"[Removed by poster at 12/12/16 22:33:17]

Single, it doesn't matter. Married... it perhaps does.

This is just a generalisation, but I think men would bend the truth for a friend more than a woman would ever do

Em good night

I chuckled at your joke!

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"[Removed by poster at 12/12/16 22:33:17]

Single, it doesn't matter. Married... it perhaps does.

This is just a generalisation, but I think men would bend the truth for a friend more than a woman would ever do

Em good night

I chuckled at your joke!

Well at least somebody got it

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A dog

A woman called me a dog once.

My reply to her was

' lady, if I was a dog I wouldn't need you to lick my balls for me'

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A dog

A woman called me a dog once.

My reply to her was

' lady, if I was a dog I wouldn't need you to lick my balls for me'"

I'm definitely off to bed now before the forumites come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer men. Straight forward and straight talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dogs

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Good joke but I'd say it tends to be women who are the neat friends

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I prefer men. Straight forward and straight talking

Thankyou Mwah

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