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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Beach, hammock, and winning lotto ticket.

What do you Need!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A triple flanged occelating trinamium six pin coupling, Mark 5... yeah, you heard me, Mark 5....

What chance have I got of getting the time machine back to the Funkster for the weekend now?

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"A triple flanged occelating trinamium six pin coupling, Mark 5... yeah, you heard me, Mark 5....

What chance have I got of getting the time machine back to the Funkster for the weekend now? "

You should have thought about that next week and returned it to him yesterday. Are you finding the turbulence in the hyperionic vortex a little nauseating for this time of year?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"A triple flanged occelating trinamium six pin coupling, Mark 5... yeah, you heard me, Mark 5....

What chance have I got of getting the time machine back to the Funkster for the weekend now?

You should have thought about that next week and returned it to him yesterday. Are you finding the turbulence in the hyperionic vortex a little nauseating for this time of year? "

It's upto a 7 now. I've been sick in the flux reduction filters again.

I've managed to find a Mark 3 cable, but I'm out of gaffa tape... maybe I can join it with a shoelace or something...

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor


"A triple flanged occelating trinamium six pin coupling, Mark 5... yeah, you heard me, Mark 5....

What chance have I got of getting the time machine back to the Funkster for the weekend now? "

you should have seen this coming and been prepared

mark 5s are on buy one get one free at aldi

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"A triple flanged occelating trinamium six pin coupling, Mark 5... yeah, you heard me, Mark 5....

What chance have I got of getting the time machine back to the Funkster for the weekend now?

you should have seen this coming and been prepared

mark 5s are on buy one get one free at aldi "

Don't blame me! Funky had it last but he was too busy perving next weeks profile updates to notice it had nearly worn through!

I've found some 38.73mm uridium couplings that I can bodge on for now, but my monkey wrench has disappeared now!!

WTF is all this glitter about!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"A triple flanged occelating trinamium six pin coupling, Mark 5... yeah, you heard me, Mark 5....

What chance have I got of getting the time machine back to the Funkster for the weekend now?

you should have seen this coming and been prepared

mark 5s are on buy one get one free at aldi "

Nah Aldi's own brand are single flanged and are a bit 'sticky'.

Vic the mark 3 will do if you use my special velvet sticky back plastic. It's in the bathroom cabinet next to the quantum spanner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beach, hammock, and winning lotto ticket.

What do you Need!"

A mouse for this laptop...me fingers cant cope any more and me smelling is atrocious

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

you lot are completely nuts

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"you lot are completely nuts

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have you only just noticed??

To the op: I need someone to go to the shop for me cos I is being a lazy bint

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor


"

mark 5s are on buy one get one free at aldi

Nah Aldi's own brand are single flanged and are a bit 'sticky'.

well we know how they get sticky dont we"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel kinda pervy stroking a lappy

Its not natural, give me a mouse anyday

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"A triple flanged occelating trinamium six pin coupling, Mark 5... yeah, you heard me, Mark 5....

What chance have I got of getting the time machine back to the Funkster for the weekend now?

you should have seen this coming and been prepared

mark 5s are on buy one get one free at aldi

Nah Aldi's own brand are single flanged and are a bit 'sticky'.

Vic the mark 3 will do if you use my special velvet sticky back plastic. It's in the bathroom cabinet next to the quantum spanner."

Be warned the ones at Aldi are their Tevion brand and really not up to the job. If you have to buy one get one free you need to reverse the polarity on the sigma valve input on the free item and run them in parallel with a series reverse bypass configuration. Simple stuff I know but better safe than vapourised I always say.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"A triple flanged occelating trinamium six pin coupling, Mark 5... yeah, you heard me, Mark 5....

What chance have I got of getting the time machine back to the Funkster for the weekend now?

you should have seen this coming and been prepared

mark 5s are on buy one get one free at aldi

Nah Aldi's own brand are single flanged and are a bit 'sticky'.

Vic the mark 3 will do if you use my special velvet sticky back plastic. It's in the bathroom cabinet next to the quantum spanner."

I've done it, the pickled Salusian Gruddge snot worked a treat but it's gonna be a pig to get out again (sorry, you'll have to get the Grand Oligarch of Thasioan VI something else for his egg-burst day...).

I've done a test run to Tuesday and she seems fine, pulling 3.94 hours left a bit but still pretty good.

I put the keys in the usual place Funky.

...and don't forget to put the seat down this time!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I feel kinda pervy stroking a lappy "

When Vic Reeves does that it always makes me laugh.

Not sure why you would do it next to a computer though, you're weird!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"...and don't forget to put the seat down this time!! "

My bad!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I feel kinda pervy stroking a lappy

When Vic Reeves does that it always makes me laugh.

Not sure why you would do it next to a computer though, you're weird! "

I sometimes think we're the only sane ones in here Funky.

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor


"A triple flanged occelating trinamium six pin coupling, Mark 5... yeah, you heard me, Mark 5....

What chance have I got of getting the time machine back to the Funkster for the weekend now?

you should have seen this coming and been prepared

mark 5s are on buy one get one free at aldi

Nah Aldi's own brand are single flanged and are a bit 'sticky'.

Vic the mark 3 will do if you use my special velvet sticky back plastic. It's in the bathroom cabinet next to the quantum spanner.

I've done it, the pickled Salusian Gruddge snot worked a treat but it's gonna be a pig to get out again (sorry, you'll have to get the Grand Oligarch of Thasioan VI something else for his egg-burst day...).

I've done a test run to Tuesday and she seems fine, pulling 3.94 hours left a bit but still pretty good.

I put the keys in the usual place Funky.

...and don't forget to put the seat down this time!! "

Asimov will be turning in his grave

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


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Asimov will be turning in his grave "

What do you know about corpse rotisserie systems????

It's getting very odd in here.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"

Asimov will be turning in his grave

What do you know about corpse rotisserie systems????

It's getting very odd in here."

Just turn the demystifier up a bit that should work

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor


"

Asimov will be turning in his grave

What do you know about corpse rotisserie systems????

It's getting very odd in here."

I know the stuff that you need to know to work one but not how they re put together

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