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We'll need to work out what we'll need, who will do the jobs and then see if anyone cops off with each other once everything is set up  | |||
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"We'll need a Christmas tree for definite and it can be real or fake. Of if it will cause argument we'll have one of each. I think they should be at least 8' tall? "How girthy?  | |||
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"I'll bring the mistletoe. "Do we need that with swingers?  | |||
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"We'll need a Christmas tree for definite and it can be real or fake. Of if it will cause argument we'll have one of each. I think they should be at least 8' tall?
How girthy? "I have no idea but I don't worry about girth, or length. Just height  | |||
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"I'll bring the mistletoe.
Do we need that with swingers? "I need all the help I can get copping off. | |||
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"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me "Paper chains? In red and gold? | |||
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"I'll bring the mistletoe.
Do we need that with swingers?
I need all the help I can get copping off."Oh, bring some then | |||
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"I'll serve drinks. Means I can flirt with everyone. "Clever, I'll serve canapés for same reason  | |||
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"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree "What can I get you to drink? | |||
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"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree "Let's have several trees | |||
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"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree "Why does finger buffet sound rude when you say it LL?! | |||
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"I shall bring mince pies and mulled wine. "Homemade? We don't want any old out of date ones you know | |||
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"ill cook the dinner and do some carving "its a party....we need a buffet! | |||
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"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree
Why does finger buffet sound rude when you say it LL?! "Because we're on here and finger is now a naughty word? | |||
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"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me
Paper chains? In red and gold?"Instead of paper chains, can we not have fluffy pink handcuffs xxxxx Suzi | |||
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"ill cook the dinner and do some carving
its a party....we need a buffet!"He can handle dinner for all of us | |||
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"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me
Paper chains? In red and gold?"Well you know I don't mind a mind numbingly boring, relentless, time consuming chore and that I won't give up, so yes paperchain making sounds perfect! | |||
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"We'll need a Christmas tree for definite and it can be real or fake. Of if it will cause argument we'll have one of each. I think they should be at least 8' tall? "I only have Yeltsin (he's ma Yucca Tree) and I only sling a couple of baubles and a piece of tinsel over him every year and the job's a good 'un | |||
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"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me
Paper chains? In red and gold?
Instead of paper chains, can we not have fluffy pink handcuffs xxxxx Suzi "All hooked together, brilliant | |||
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"I shall bring mince pies and mulled wine.
Homemade?
We don't want any old out of date ones you know"Of course home made. How very dare you. | |||
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"ill cook the dinner and do some carving
its a party....we need a buffet!"pre party dinner need to line the stomach before the alcohol | |||
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"I'll serve drinks. Means I can flirt with everyone.
Clever, I'll serve canapés for same reason "I'll keep my eyes peeled for long-haired guys for you. | |||
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"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me
Paper chains? In red and gold?
Well you know I don't mind a mind numbingly boring, relentless, time consuming chore and that I won't give up, so yes paperchain making sounds perfect! "
It won't be boring with the hot men around serving drinks and cooking dinner | |||
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"I'll serve drinks. Means I can flirt with everyone.
Clever, I'll serve canapés for same reason
I'll keep my eyes peeled for long-haired guys for you. "Yes pleeeeaaase | |||
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"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree
Let's have several trees "My spare one isn't quite 8ft so it will have to go on a table. I'll have to sit on someone's shoulders to put the on. I hope that dirtybastardfromhull or whatever he calls himself turns up!! | |||
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"how about some cocktails too? slippery nipples a slow comfortable screw... "Oh yes and need to make up some Fab specials? | |||
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"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me
Paper chains? In red and gold?
Well you know I don't mind a mind numbingly boring, relentless, time consuming chore and that I won't give up, so yes paperchain making sounds perfect!
It won't be boring with the hot men around serving drinks and cooking dinner"Even better. And if it's simply interlocking handcuffs now, that's brilliant | |||
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"I shall bring mince pies and mulled wine.
Homemade?
We don't want any old out of date ones you know
Of course home made. How very dare you. "Wrong thread | |||
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"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me
Paper chains? In red and gold?
Well you know I don't mind a mind numbingly boring, relentless, time consuming chore and that I won't give up, so yes paperchain making sounds perfect!
It won't be boring with the hot men around serving drinks and cooking dinner
Even better. And if it's simply interlocking handcuffs now, that's brilliant"Does pink make a decent colour scheme? maybe some purple and silver? | |||
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"how about some cocktails too? slippery nipples a slow comfortable screw... "I make an awesome slippery nipple. Vodka lime jelly shots too | |||
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"as long as theres some nice outfits to keep us manslaves occupied "If you want an elf outfit I'll get you one  | |||
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"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree
Why does finger buffet sound rude when you say it LL?! "Does it?
I bet Roxi has some brilliant party games up her sleeve | |||
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"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me
Paper chains? In red and gold?
Well you know I don't mind a mind numbingly boring, relentless, time consuming chore and that I won't give up, so yes paperchain making sounds perfect!
It won't be boring with the hot men around serving drinks and cooking dinner
Even better. And if it's simply interlocking handcuffs now, that's brilliant
Does pink make a decent colour scheme? maybe some purple and silver?"Okay, I'm on it. I'll get all over that love honey discount | |||
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"how about some cocktails too? slippery nipples a slow comfortable screw...
I make an awesome slippery nipple.
Vodka lime jelly shots too "Oh yes, and I don't even drink | |||
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"I shall bring mince pies and mulled wine.
Homemade?
We don't want any old out of date ones you know
Of course home made. How very dare you.
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Even the mulled wine will be home made.
Only the best. | |||
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"how about some cocktails too? slippery nipples a slow comfortable screw...
I make an awesome slippery nipple.
Vodka lime jelly shots too "ooh! i love slippery nipples! | |||
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"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance!" Penguins yeayyy. Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them | |||
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"as long as theres some nice outfits to keep us manslaves occupied
If you want an elf outfit I'll get you one "an apron with a six pack on it will suffice | |||
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"Okay, I'm on it. I'll get all over that love honey discount "Go direct to the wholesaler, we'll need a lot | |||
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"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance! Penguins yeayyy. Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them "that will be Rachael | |||
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"I shall bring mince pies and mulled wine.
Homemade?
We don't want any old out of date ones you know
Of course home made. How very dare you.
Wrong thread
Even the mulled wine will be home made.
Only the best. "Perfect | |||
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"i can bring spray cream for cowboy blow jobs!" im intrigued | |||
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"Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them that will be Rachael "Ah yes | |||
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"Can I come " Of course | |||
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"as long as theres some nice outfits to keep us manslaves occupied
If you want an elf outfit I'll get you one
an apron with a six pack on it will suffice "Oh ok Mr Hot Bod
Though remember a 6 pack doesn't always win the ladies over | |||
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"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance! Penguins yeayyy. Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them "surely even moral-less swingers wouldnt steal pengiuns!!! | |||
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"The champagne's on my tray. Who wants me to give them one? "I'll have the tray please
(Need something to serve my mince pies on!). | |||
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"The champagne's on my tray. Who wants me to give them one? "I'd love you to give me one | |||
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"i can bring spray cream for cowboy blow jobs! im intrigued "Me too, though I can't eat dairy  | |||
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"as long as theres some nice outfits to keep us manslaves occupied
If you want an elf outfit I'll get you one
an apron with a six pack on it will suffice
Oh ok Mr Hot Bod
Though remember a 6 pack doesn't always win the ladies over"dark fruit strongbow will suffice | |||
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"The champagne's on my tray. Who wants me to give them one? "Yes please | |||
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"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance! Penguins yeayyy. Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them
surely even moral-less swingers wouldnt steal pengiuns!!!"I don't think she wanted to steal them | |||
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"i can bring spray cream for cowboy blow jobs! im intrigued "theyre not what youre hoping for..so dont bring a stetson! | |||
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"Count me in...... I'll bring the mulled wine x" We'll need gallons so good several people are bringing | |||
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"i can bring spray cream for cowboy blow jobs! im intrigued
theyre not what youre hoping for..so dont bring a stetson!"i hope for nothing just very intrigued | |||
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"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance! Penguins yeayyy. Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them
surely even moral-less swingers wouldnt steal pengiuns!!!
I don't think she wanted to steal them"oh dear god! i dont even want to ask..penguins? really? | |||
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"We need rude food too. Cock shaped Xmas cake, Boob shaped jellies with cherries on top for nipples. And cream, lots of squirty cream xxxxx Suzi "This is very true, who can rustle up enough of these for a massive party? | |||
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"The champagne's on my tray. Who wants me to give them one?
I'll have the tray please
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"I don't think she wanted to steal them
oh dear god! i dont even want to ask..penguins? really?"
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"The champagne's on my tray. Who wants me to give them one?
I'd love you to give me one "I've popped another cork. On my way. | |||
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"The champagne's on my tray. Who wants me to give them one?
I'll have the tray please
(Need something to serve my mince pies on!).
I'll see if I can find a spare. "We've got as many as we need | |||
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"ive got bunting " Regular or Christmas? Both is excellent | |||
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"Ill bring xmas crackers, help start it off with a bang "Of course, how could we forget | |||
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"The champagne's on my tray. Who wants me to give them one?
Yes please "Swap you for one of your nibbles. | |||
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"I'm in! I'll be wearing my new Christmas outfit and organising the karaoke! 'Santa Baby' for me! "Well volunteered | |||
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"The champagne's on my tray. Who wants me to give them one?
Yes please
Swap you for one of your nibbles. "Oooerrr
Oh nibbles | |||
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"Is there mistletoe and sexy people to kiss? " There's definitely mistletoe | |||
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"Is there mistletoe and sexy people to kiss? " i dare say so ill be hiding in the kitchen out of the way | |||
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"I'll bring the mistletoe. "Ah, here it is. I'll bring the Brussel sprouts. | |||
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"Is there mistletoe and sexy people to kiss? i dare say so ill be hiding in the kitchen out of the way "Halitosis? | |||
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"I'll make some desserts- thinking panna cotta for one- any other ideas? Cheesecake maybe?" Baileys cheesecake | |||
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"I'll make some desserts- thinking panna cotta for one- any other ideas? Cheesecake maybe?" Giant cheesecake or small ones like boobs. Idea stolen from above ^^^ | |||
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"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance! Penguins yeayyy. Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them
surely even moral-less swingers wouldnt steal pengiuns!!!"Rachel would | |||
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"Is there mistletoe and sexy people to kiss? i dare say so ill be hiding in the kitchen out of the way
Halitosis?"nah just getting d*unk while the vol au vents burn | |||
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"Is there mistletoe and sexy people to kiss? i dare say so ill be hiding in the kitchen out of the way "You'll have helpers | |||
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"I'll make some desserts- thinking panna cotta for one- any other ideas? Cheesecake maybe? Giant cheesecake or small ones like boobs. Idea stolen from above ^^^ "And trifle! | |||
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"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts." If you must | |||
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"Don't forget the stuffing. Someone's bound to want stuffing, right? "Lots I think | |||
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"I don't think she wanted to steal them
oh dear god! i dont even want to ask..penguins? really?
https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/580277"its xmas...is nothing sacred...!! | |||
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"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts. If you must "I can chocolate coat them? | |||
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"I'll make some desserts- thinking panna cotta for one- any other ideas? Cheesecake maybe? Giant cheesecake or small ones like boobs. Idea stolen from above ^^^
And trifle! "Ooo ooo I can do trifle | |||
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"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts. If you must
I can chocolate coat them?" | |||
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Juuuust the right key for me
Oh! and 'Have yourselves a very merry christmas' I can sing that as well | |||
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"Don't forget the stuffing. Someone's bound to want stuffing, right?
Lots I think "Stuffing with sprouts is a lethal combination | |||
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"I don't think she wanted to steal them
oh dear god! i dont even want to ask..penguins? really?
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"I will bring my guitar, I can sing Santa Baby really well
Juuuust the right key for me
Oh! and 'Have yourselves a very merry christmas' I can sing that as well"At last, live music | |||
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"did anyone mention party poppers? or balloons (helium filled ones) "Nope, are you volunteering? | |||
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"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts. If you must
I can chocolate coat them?
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"did anyone mention party poppers? or balloons (helium filled ones) "top idea scotsman with helium is always a good party trick | |||
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"ive got bunting Regular or Christmas? Both is excellent "handmade so can do either sort | |||
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"I will bring my guitar, I can sing Santa Baby really well
Juuuust the right key for me
Oh! and 'Have yourselves a very merry christmas' I can sing that as well"Can we duet Little drummer boy/peace on Earth? | |||
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"Can there be vol-au-vents "nope sorry i burnt them whilst getting shit faced | |||
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"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts. If you must
I can chocolate coat them?
Ok, scrap the sprouts, I'll make a Christmas cake soaked in rum, brandy and sherry instead " | |||
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"I make a mean chocolate log. I realise that leave me wide open for jokes but you know what I mean "That would be the sprouts and stuffing | |||
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"ive got bunting Regular or Christmas? Both is excellent
handmade so can do either sort "Oh yes please | |||
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"I make a mean chocolate log. I realise that leave me wide open for jokes but you know what I mean
That would be the sprouts and stuffing "Careful I'm laughing too much already over the burnt vol au vents | |||
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"did anyone mention party poppers? or balloons (helium filled ones)
Nope, are you volunteering? "don't worry....its all in hand | |||
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"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky? "Always, I'm sure we've not covered half of it yet | |||
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"I will bring my guitar, I can sing Santa Baby really well
Juuuust the right key for me
Oh! and 'Have yourselves a very merry christmas' I can sing that as well"can you do a couple of elvis xmas songs?..love a bit of xmas elvis..i can bring my twisted sister xmas album too! | |||
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"What about party games!?" Someone above said they'd do that but I don't think we can have too many? | |||
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"Is the role of "snoring in the corner after a big lunch" filled yet? #sticktowhatImgoodat" It is now | |||
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"Can there be vol-au-vents
nope sorry i burnt them whilst getting shit faced "Bugger | |||
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"could help me get up im so d*unk and high on helium. I cant get up "Doesn't the helium make you float? | |||
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"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky? "Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own. Champagne before you start? | |||
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"Oohh I know a good game we can play. It's called hide the sausage lol " Perfect | |||
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"could help me get up im so d*unk and high on helium. I cant get up
Doesn't the helium make you float?"if only | |||
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"Is the role of "snoring in the corner after a big lunch" filled yet? #sticktowhatImgoodat" Crack on. | |||
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"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?
Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.
Champagne before you start? "Do the drinks have pretty little cocktail sticks and straws and stuff in them? | |||
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"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?
Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.
Champagne before you start? "Oooh yes please! Think I'm going to need it with all these deviants to serve | |||
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"I'm in! I'll be wearing my new Christmas outfit and organising the karaoke! 'Santa Baby' for me!
Well volunteered "Thanks - but I'm going to need a sexy assistant - male or female - I'm very PC! Any volunteers? | |||
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"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?
Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.
Champagne before you start?
Oooh yes please! Think I'm going to need it with all these deviants to serve "Deviants!!!!! where  | |||
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"Where's the bacon? As opposed to wears the bacon- who says spelling and grammar isn't important! Pig in a blanket anyone? "Oh yes, love them | |||
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"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?
Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.
Champagne before you start?
Do the drinks have pretty little cocktail sticks and straws and stuff in them?"I'll get the advocaat and make some snowballs, tart them up eighties style. | |||
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"What's the theme? Good old fashioned knees up? Posh do all dressed up with poncy music? A get d*unk and pass out affair, after kissing everyone in the room? " Yes | |||
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"I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR PEOPLE!! It's important "A smile? | |||
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"I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR PEOPLE!! It's important "not much...but with tinsel! | |||
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"I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR PEOPLE!! It's important "Ah yes, something festive but sexy will do | |||
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"I'm in! I'll be wearing my new Christmas outfit and organising the karaoke! 'Santa Baby' for me!
Well volunteered
Thanks - but I'm going to need a sexy assistant - male or female - I'm very PC! Any volunteers? "Good to have the right staff | |||
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"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?
Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.
Champagne before you start?
Do the drinks have pretty little cocktail sticks and straws and stuff in them?
I'll get the advocaat and make some snowballs, tart them up eighties style. "well if youre going go retro, i might do some brandy and babaychams! | |||
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"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?
Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.
Champagne before you start?
Oooh yes please! Think I'm going to need it with all these deviants to serve "Once you're done with the deviants I'll meet you back behind my bar. | |||
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"What about party games!?" I've got some in mind, one involves a lot of blowing & nimble fingers..... | |||
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"I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR PEOPLE!! It's important
A smile? "Naked Christmas party, I like it | |||
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"What about party games!? I've got some in mind, one involves a lot of blowing & nimble fingers..... "Oooh do tell | |||
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"What about party games!? I've got some in mind, one involves a lot of blowing & nimble fingers..... "I don't have nimble fingers any more | |||
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"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?
Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.
Champagne before you start?
Do the drinks have pretty little cocktail sticks and straws and stuff in them?
I'll get the advocaat and make some snowballs, tart them up eighties style.
well if youre going go retro, i might do some brandy and babaychams!"Cherry brandy and Blue Bols | |||
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"What about party games!? I've got some in mind, one involves a lot of blowing & nimble fingers.....
Oooh do tell "It's a trick. She wants her balloons blown up  | |||
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"What about party games!? I've got some in mind, one involves a lot of blowing & nimble fingers.....
Oooh do tell
It's a trick. She wants her balloons blown up "I'm in I have helium | |||
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"I'm in! I'll be wearing my new Christmas outfit and organising the karaoke! 'Santa Baby' for me!
Well volunteered
Thanks - but I'm going to need a assistant - male or female - I'm very PC! Any volunteers? "as long as it doesnt require me singing (party would end as everyone runs for cover). Happy to take note of what everyone wants to sing though | |||
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"Include me too haha " yes! you can wrap a whole string of fairy lights round your longdong! | |||
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"I'll serve drinks. Means I can flirt with everyone.
Clever, I'll serve canapés for same reason
I'll keep my eyes peeled for long-haired guys for you.
Yes pleeeeaaase "Didn't realise you had a thing for long haired guys. | |||
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