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"I'll take the bartender "So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet! Baileys with ice please. Pint of! | |||
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"I'll take the bartender
So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet!
Baileys with ice please. Pint of! "we need more members, come on ladies and gents.......we can have conversations going on within the room, dont be shy peeps | |||
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"I'll take the bartender
So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet!
Baileys with ice please. Pint of! "I like your style..i'l have the same please ..  | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then" Fuckin' need it today | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then Fuckin' need it today " What's up buttercup? | |||
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"I'll take the bartender
So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet!
Baileys with ice please. Pint of!
we need more members, come on ladies and gents.......we can have conversations going on within the room, dont be shy peeps "your member seems to be filling the room quite nicely | |||
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"I'll take the bartender
So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet!
Baileys with ice please. Pint of!
we need more members, come on ladies and gents.......we can have conversations going on within the room, dont be shy peeps
your member seems to be filling the room quite nicely "haha....im a founder rather then a member lol, and please only filthy chat whilst in the club, my club ny rules | |||
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"I'll take the bartender "Better get my order in before he is too busy to serve......... Expresso martini please xx | |||
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"I'll take the bartender
Better get my order in before he is too busy to serve.........
Expresso martini please xx"i can always find time for the ladies at the bar, sexist but true  | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then Fuckin' need it today What's up buttercup?" Do not ask | |||
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"I don't drink I'll just have some pussy On a plate No knife just falk and spoon No salt Just pepper pls " Points for originality  | |||
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"I'll take the bartender
So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet!
Baileys with ice please. Pint of!
we need more members, come on ladies and gents.......we can have conversations going on within the room, dont be shy peeps
your member seems to be filling the room quite nicely
haha....im a founder rather then a member lol, and please only filthy chat whilst in the club, my club ny rules "that's why I mentioned your member 
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"Pint of vodka, then Fuckin' need it today What's up buttercup? Do not ask " (((Hugs))) | |||
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"I'll take a stiff one....drink, cock....whatever "how about a whisky sour with a slice of lemon and lime  | |||
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"I'll take a stiff one....drink, cock....whatever
how about a whisky sour with a slice of lemon and lime "Go on then, if i start using my hairbrush as a microphone it's your fault. | |||
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"We will work the dungeon. " Put my name down for the swing x | |||
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"Jack D and ginger for me and a Fosters for Miss please bar keep. Much obliged."wow some else who loves ginger with there liquor, my kinda man, im a rum and ginger man myself | |||
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"What was the name of the bar tender in the shining....first correct answer gets a free drink "Grady xxx | |||
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"What was the name of the bar tender in the shining....first correct answer gets a free drink
Grady xxx"good work...fast fingers certainly helped you this time, im impressed | |||
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"What was the name of the bar tender in the shining....first correct answer gets a free drink
Grady xxx
good work...fast fingers certainly helped you this time, im impressed "But Jack has always been the caretaker. xxx | |||
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"Jack D and ginger for me and a Fosters for Miss please bar keep. Much obliged.
wow some else who loves ginger with there liquor, my kinda man, im a rum and ginger man myself "Yeah love it. Rum and ginger sounds good but what kind of rum? I'm a Havana Club man myself. | |||
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"Jack D and ginger for me and a Fosters for Miss please bar keep. Much obliged.
wow some else who loves ginger with there liquor, my kinda man, im a rum and ginger man myself
Yeah love it. Rum and ginger sounds good but what kind of rum? I'm a Havana Club man myself."has to be dark rum, woody and spicey | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then" That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. | |||
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"I'd like a tall glass of wine spritzer with lemon no ice thanks. I'm a lightweight during the day "you can have any thing you want catwoman  | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. "Budge up. | |||
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Love virtual bars where I have an virtual wad of cash | |||
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"il have a irish coffee please you have washed your hands op? "i have a hnd in food science actually, and your asking me about washing my hands lol, good choice though...i love the Irish, specially when their creamy  | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy.
Budge up. "Budged | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. "...and the barman. I'm still waiting. *taps foot* | |||
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"I'd like a tall glass of wine spritzer with lemon no ice thanks. I'm a lightweight during the day "JD & Coke please, and I'll get Lola her spritzer if she wants. How are you my dear? | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy.
Budge up.
Budged "Thanks. Nice to virtually meet you. Nice hair. | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy.
...and the barman. I'm still waiting.
*taps foot*"no foot tapping permitted here, only cock tapping | |||
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"Could I just be bent over the bar please "down this end | |||
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"Could I just be bent over the bar please
down this end "Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy.
...and the barman. I'm still waiting.
*taps foot*
no foot tapping permitted here, only cock tapping "Chop chop, then | |||
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"Could I just be bent over the bar please
down this end
Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman "Can I catch him with you? | |||
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"Could I just be bent over the bar please
down this end
Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman "i fancy a fuck between orders you know.....bloody bar-mans duties | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy.
...and the barman. I'm still waiting.
*taps foot*
no foot tapping permitted here, only cock tapping "I'd have to ask Joe if he likes his cock ' tapped' | |||
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"Could I just be bent over the bar please
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"Could I just be bent over the bar please
down this end
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Can I catch him with you? "I thought that was the plan! | |||
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"Could I just be bent over the bar please
down this end
Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman
taps foot"bars closed,polar express is on haha....free bar | |||
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"Could I just be bent over the bar please
down this end
Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman
Can I catch him with you?
I thought that was the plan! "Yay, my favourite game. Oh barkeep...come over here | |||
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"I'd like a tall glass of wine spritzer with lemon no ice thanks. I'm a lightweight during the day
JD & Coke please, and I'll get Lola her spritzer if she wants. How are you my dear?"I'm good thanks. So I've been told I hope you aren't trying to get me d*unk | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. "hi sexy | |||
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"Could I just be bent over the bar please
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Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman
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bars closed,polar express is on haha....free bar "good man | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy "I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough "disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack
"im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xx | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack
im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xx"you're | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx"mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx
mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs "why thank you darlin xx | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx
mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx "your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy "Well hello there | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx
mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx
your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing "Classy, dude, reeeal classy  | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx
mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx
your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing "What is this place a bar or a coffee morning | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough "I think he is shy Barkeep come here, I have something to show you | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx
mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx
your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing "thank you kindly x | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx
mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx
your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing
What is this place a bar or a coffee morning "It's reflective of the inside of the OP's head | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
Well hello there "hey beautiful, hope you two are well and happy xx | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx
mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx
your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing thank you kindly x"see, she likes it really, she gets free biscuits so who's complaining | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx
mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx
your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing
What is this place a bar or a coffee morning "its for the members safety, not my own x | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
Well hello there hey beautiful, hope you two are well and happy xx"Yes thank you.. All the better for seeing you. | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx
mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx
your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing
Classy, dude, reeeal classy "i liked it, so be quiet you, you get enough compliments round here, learn to share xx | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
Well hello there hey beautiful, hope you two are well and happy xx
Yes thank you.. All the better for seeing you. "aww you guys are so lovely..thanks xx | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........" drag me away from the bar...i beg you please | |||
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"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx
mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx
your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing thank you kindly x
see, she likes it really, she gets free biscuits so who's complaining "he wants you for his own for about five minutes, slightly longer than dunking a hob nob, but not much | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack
im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're "Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........" learn to be a patient good girl and then we will see | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........ drag me away from the bar...i beg you please "Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........ | |||
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"I fancy something sweet & creamy, what can you recommend barman? Then I shall wander off to see what filthy shenanigans are occuring in this place "how about a salted caramel liquor with lots of ice | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........learn to be a patient good girl and then we will see "Yes Suzy | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack
im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're
Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? "winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........learn to be a patient good girl and then we will see
Yes Suzy " good girl xx | |||
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"Jack D and ginger for me and a Fosters for Miss please bar keep. Much obliged.
wow some else who loves ginger with there liquor, my kinda man, im a rum and ginger man myself
Yeah love it. Rum and ginger sounds good but what kind of rum? I'm a Havana Club man myself.
has to be dark rum, woody and spicey "dark, woody and spicey ... I like my rum and men the same way | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack
im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're
Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx"I see. Well I'm just grateful for the internet so dont have to deal with the crowds. My mood is being affected currently by being a bar full of screaming kids. | |||
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"I fancy something sweet & creamy, what can you recommend barman? Then I shall wander off to see what filthy shenanigans are occuring in this place
how about a salted caramel liquor with lots of ice"Chocolate orange. I'll make you one | |||
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"Jack D and ginger for me and a Fosters for Miss please bar keep. Much obliged.
wow some else who loves ginger with there liquor, my kinda man, im a rum and ginger man myself
Yeah love it. Rum and ginger sounds good but what kind of rum? I'm a Havana Club man myself.
has to be dark rum, woody and spicey
dark, woody and spicey ... I like my rum and men the same way "you are what you eat so they say....or drink in this circumstance, so have a drink and get toasty next to the burner | |||
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"Could I just be bent over the bar please
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Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman
i fancy a fuck between orders you know.....bloody bar-mans duties "Take Joe up on his offer, you can do both at once | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack
im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're
Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx
I see. Well I'm just grateful for the internet so dont have to deal with the crowds. My mood is being affected currently by being a bar full of screaming kids." mine never did that, don't know why parents put up with it, quite honestly x hope you have a wonderful winter season and get some ear muffs as an early 'me' christmas pressie xx | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........ drag me away from the bar...i beg you please
Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........"Phew made it.......... got you ....... Bar closed til I bring him back x | |||
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"I fancy something sweet & creamy, what can you recommend barman? Then I shall wander off to see what filthy shenanigans are occuring in this place
how about a salted caramel liquor with lots of ice
Chocolate orange. I'll make you one "im not a big fan of any thing chocolatey with my liquor, specially orange, i like things zesty but not chocolatey when it comes to my liquor.....come round this side of the bar and give me a hand..and make a drink also whilst your on this side of the bar | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack
im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're
Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx
I see. Well I'm just grateful for the internet so dont have to deal with the crowds. My mood is being affected currently by being a bar full of screaming kids. mine never did that, don't know why parents put up with it, quite honestly x hope you have a wonderful winter season and get some ear muffs as an early 'me' christmas pressie xx "Dong get it either. The few times we did go to a pub when I was a kid I was told to sit still and be quiet. Neither of us have kids but I'm pretty sure if we did we wouldnt go to a pub with the pram and sit there drinking as the kid is screaming its head off. Anyway, I hope your grumpy pants can come off soon and you are all cheery again. | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........ drag me away from the bar...i beg you please
Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........
Phew made it.......... got you .......
Bar closed til I bring him back x"mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me | |||
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"Stinks in here "well fuck off out then, all i see you do is moan and complain, your not welcome in here,.....bared | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........ drag me away from the bar...i beg you please
Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........
Phew made it.......... got you .......
Bar closed til I bring him back x
mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me "I will | |||
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"I fancy something sweet & creamy, what can you recommend barman? Then I shall wander off to see what filthy shenanigans are occuring in this place
how about a salted caramel liquor with lots of ice
Chocolate orange. I'll make you one
im not a big fan of any thing chocolatey with my liquor, specially orange, i like things zesty but not chocolatey when it comes to my liquor.....come round this side of the bar and give me a hand..and make a drink also whilst your on this side of the bar "Ok | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack
im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're
Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx"I went for a run this morning and at one point was stood in the forest with just the sun and the birds for company. The sheer joy was almost overwhelming. What does that for you gorgeous? Would immersing yourself in nature help? | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........ drag me away from the bar...i beg you please
Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........
Phew made it.......... got you .......
Bar closed til I bring him back x
mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me
I will "mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack
im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're
Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx
I went for a run this morning and at one point was stood in the forest with just the sun and the birds for company. The sheer joy was almost overwhelming. What does that for you gorgeous? Would immersing yourself in nature help?"i live in a field next to my woods..coming out of nature, pisses me off sometimes, thats why im not about as much as usual, dark days and the cold and wet don't do it for me..i need a vivarium ill be fine, thanks though. yes, when its bright sunshine for a day or so, it helps a lot xx | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........ drag me away from the bar...i beg you please
Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........
Phew made it.......... got you .......
Bar closed til I bring him back x
mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me
I will
mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself "I think I'll cope x | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........ drag me away from the bar...i beg you please
Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........
Phew made it.......... got you .......
Bar closed til I bring him back x
mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me
I will
mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself
I think I'll cope x"definitely fancy fucking you senseless, omg did i say that in a place like this | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........ drag me away from the bar...i beg you please
Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........
Phew made it.......... got you .......
Bar closed til I bring him back x
mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me
I will
mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself
I think I'll cope x
definitely fancy fucking you senseless, omg did i say that in a place like this "Yes you did.........good boy x | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........ drag me away from the bar...i beg you please
Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........
Phew made it.......... got you .......
Bar closed til I bring him back x
mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me
I will
mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself
I think I'll cope x
definitely fancy fucking you senseless, omg did i say that in a place like this
Yes you did.........good boy x"the bar seems bloody quiet now lol | |||
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"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........ drag me away from the bar...i beg you please
Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........
Phew made it.......... got you .......
Bar closed til I bring him back x
mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me
I will
mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself
I think I'll cope x
definitely fancy fucking you senseless, omg did i say that in a place like this
Yes you did.........good boy x
the bar seems bloody quiet now lol "Yes it does.........come back everyone........ | |||
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"It's the smell ......." Aww come on Granny. I'm buying. | |||
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"It's the smell ....... Aww come on Granny. I'm buying. "Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents. | |||
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"It's the smell ....... Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.
Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents."wanna sit in my mood altering vivarium with SAD lighting and an electric heated under mat? i wont hiss too much | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack
im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're
Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx
I went for a run this morning and at one point was stood in the forest with just the sun and the birds for company. The sheer joy was almost overwhelming. What does that for you gorgeous? Would immersing yourself in nature help?i live in a field next to my woods..coming out of nature, pisses me off sometimes, thats why im not about as much as usual, dark days and the cold and wet don't do it for me..i need a vivarium ill be fine, thanks though. yes, when its bright sunshine for a day or so, it helps a lot xx"Fingers crossed for a few days of sun for you. Or a keen lizard collector to adopt you | |||
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"It's the smell ....... Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.
Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents.wanna sit in my mood altering vivarium with SAD lighting and an electric heated under mat? i wont hiss too much "oooooooo nice ..... any lavender oil ? | |||
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"Pint of vodka, then That's my line
Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy
I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack
im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're
Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx
I went for a run this morning and at one point was stood in the forest with just the sun and the birds for company. The sheer joy was almost overwhelming. What does that for you gorgeous? Would immersing yourself in nature help?i live in a field next to my woods..coming out of nature, pisses me off sometimes, thats why im not about as much as usual, dark days and the cold and wet don't do it for me..i need a vivarium ill be fine, thanks though. yes, when its bright sunshine for a day or so, it helps a lot xx
Fingers crossed for a few days of sun for you. Or a keen lizard collector to adopt you "half the time pet kitty, half pet lizard..sounds great where do i sign? | |||
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"Large Baileys for me please "certainly...now get creamy | |||
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"It's the smell ....... Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.
Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents.wanna sit in my mood altering vivarium with SAD lighting and an electric heated under mat? i wont hiss too much
oooooooo nice ..... any lavender oil ?"with palmarosa and sweet orange..lavender reminds me of giving birth, so ill avoid if you dont mind xx | |||
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"It's the smell ....... Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.
Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents."Ice and a slice. We'll find a nice sofa near the juke box. Hopefully Suzy will be joining us too. | |||
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"It's the smell ....... Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.
Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents.
Ice and a slice. We'll find a nice sofa near the juke box. Hopefully Suzy will be joining us too. "you can come in here, pool, rock, cave or plastic branch? | |||
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i only have prosecco sorry"Cheapskate | |||
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"A glass of champagne please
i only have prosecco sorry
Cheapskate "apologies.....what if i do for the price of one, just for you as its a poor bar | |||
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"It's the smell ....... Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.
Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents.
Ice and a slice. We'll find a nice sofa near the juke box. Hopefully Suzy will be joining us too. you can come in here, pool, rock, cave or plastic branch? "Yeah pool sounds good. | |||
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"It's the smell ....... Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.
Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents.
Ice and a slice. We'll find a nice sofa near the juke box. Hopefully Suzy will be joining us too. you can come in here, pool, rock, cave or plastic branch?
Yeah pool sounds good. "good choice | |||
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