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You know you're getting old when

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

your favourite porn films are now listed under "Vintage"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you are getting old when you see something in a Betterware catalogue and think.... hey that would be handy ....

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

When you make the same grunts getting out of bed that you used to make IN bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you fall sideways onto your shoulder and damage your rotator cuff when all you were doing was trying to kneel down and touch up the skirting board paintwork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you wear sexy, tight underwear to hold your body together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to a rave n come out of a hole and realize half the people there are same age as you kids lol was a whip ago now but dam I will never get talked in to another cheesy hardcore thing as long as I live .....that includes west fest lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When you look at your date of birth.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"When you look at your date of birth."

When you have to scroll down a looooong way to find your date of birth. . Now what was it I was looking for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find out one of your fbs has bought you slippers for crimbo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When coppers look about sixteen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after a hot steamy sexy session you turn to your hubby and say......now i'd really love a.....cup of tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you forget how old you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...when a mobile was something to hang on a baby's cot.

....when bluetooth was something you had after eating certain sweets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have to explain to your child what a cassette tape and vhs tape was..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you are getting old when you see something in a Betterware catalogue and think.... hey that would be handy .... "

Have found myself doing that more and more i'm starting to look forward to the new catalogues coming out

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

When the bouncer at a night club opens the door for you and calls you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you are getting old when you see something in a Betterware catalogue and think.... hey that would be handy ....

Have found myself doing that more and more i'm starting to look forward to the new catalogues coming out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting up from the sofa to pick up TV remote on table feels like a huge task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start any sentence with

Well I remember when.......

My fav is

I could buy 20 fags box of Swan vesta and have change from a pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your knees click and clunk and kneeling is a fantasy lol

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

When you walk home with a bag full of groceries get to your front door and then remember you had driven to the supermarket.

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By *icheekyMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You start finding grey pubes :O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready salted is your favourite flavour of crisps.

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By *icheekyMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Ready salted is your favourite flavour of crisps."

And you think it was better when you had to salt them yourself with that little packet.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"When you look at your date of birth.

When you have to scroll down a looooong way to find your date of birth. . Now what was it I was looking for? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you mention a film title to a guy on a call centre and he wasn't born when it was released.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"after a hot steamy sexy session you turn to your hubby and say......now i'd really love a.....cup of tea!"

Wrong.

You know you are getting old when..

You opt for a nice cup of tea instead of hot steamy sex.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"You know you are getting old when you see something in a Betterware catalogue and think.... hey that would be handy .... "
this, or those clothes catalogue inserts and you would wear something offered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're female and you have to shave your chin XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When after a night out in heels the next day your feet, ankles and lower back are crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get excited about garden centres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes 2 days to get over a night out on the sauce

Or when the idea of being home for 1130pm for tea and toast is more appealing than staying out and getting more d*unk

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"You get excited about garden centres "

Lol yeah and the power tool section in B&Q

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"You get excited about garden centres "

That starts at 30, not when you're old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remember dancing to Shakatak and Fun Boy Three

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I still put Betterware and Kleeneze books in the bin

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

All the younger ladies in the gym look at you more thru sympathy than lust

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

When you're older than your doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your 25 in a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have a good knee and a bad knee. Instead of just 'knees'

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

When you start writing in a forum and forget what you was going to say .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to the doctors and wonder how that kid could possibly have been to uni.

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By *haremoreMan
over a year ago

Manchester

When your kids fall about laughung when you told them you had only three TV stations when you was their age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get carpet burns on your meat and 2 veg, when you need a piss in the middle of the night,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're old when "Happy Hour" means taking a nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get carpet burns on your meat and 2 veg, when you need a piss in the middle of the night, "
Oh fuck, i've pissed in the wardrobe again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go to a club and see a gorgeous girl but think to yourself 'nah, she's too young'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start to feel drafts......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u start with

I remember when

Then can't remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You post on "You know you're getting old when" threads

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"When your kids fall about laughung when you told them you had only three TV stations when you was their age."

...and you had to get up to change the channel on your rented telly. Which broadcast the national anthem before closing down for the night.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"When your 25 in a few weeks "

Jesus, 25?! You'll be dead soon!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

When you open this thread to make a superbly witty comment ... then forget what it was

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By *haremoreMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When family members tell you that you better hurry up and settle down to have kids because 'you're not getting any younger'

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By *haremoreMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Also running out 50p bits

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

When your adult children hold YOUR hand when crossing the road and check you don't want to go wee wees before heading out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get irregular periods and the doctor suggests it could be pre menopause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your knees aren't called left and right any more..they're referred to as good and bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you have to explain to your child what a cassette tape and vhs tape was.. "

Haha we found some old cassettes the other day and wanted to listen to them, so sent the kids to my room to get the cassette player. Twenty minutes of looking, me shouting what it looks like, they still couldn't figure it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you owned a walkman that was a tape player with those chunky black headphones that looked like flattened cotton wool balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you owned a walkman that was a tape player with those chunky black headphones that looked like flattened cotton wool balls. "

Those headphones still exist

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

when you realise that the gig t-shirt you are wearing is older than the person you are talking too in front of you

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"you have to explain to your child what a cassette tape and vhs tape was..

Haha we found some old cassettes the other day and wanted to listen to them, so sent the kids to my room to get the cassette player. Twenty minutes of looking, me shouting what it looks like, they still couldn't figure it out "

my cassettes are on my music shelves...only problem now is my eldest is getting a turntable for crimbo...i'm thinking of locking up my vinyl collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you owned a walkman that was a tape player with those chunky black headphones that looked like flattened cotton wool balls.

Those headphones still exist "

Hopefully the quality is still not as shit

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

When your son moves out

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

You look at plastic tubs that butter and cheese come in and say, "where were these when I was 14 years old and wanted something to put my fishing maggots in?" (instead of pockets)

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

When it hits you that (unless you're going in the Guinness Book of Records) you've almost certainly already lived more than 50% of your life ...

When you can no longer read the small print on anything and are perpetually taking your glasses on and off - that is, if you can remember where you put them and find them in the first place ...

When, if you ever refer to a radio as 'the wireless' (!!) your kids look at you like you're mad ...

When every movement from a prone position, such as bed or chair, is accompanied by cries of 'ooh, my back' ...

When you really only have the vaguest idea - if that - of what's in the Top 40 ....

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By *enegade MasterMan
over a year ago

warrington

When the barber trims your ears as well as your hair !!!

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