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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had to go and see the doctor this morning, had a lettuce

leaf sticking out of my arse.

The doctor said, "That looks nasty"

I said, "That's just the tip of the iceberg pal."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A woman in the jewellers admiring a big diamond ring..as she leans down for a closer look a little fart slips out..hoping nobody noticed she asks "how much is that one?...the Jeweller says.."madam if you farted looking at it...you,ll shit yourself when i tell you the price!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If anyone's interested !!!!

I've put all my dogging equipment on eBay. Haven't sold any but 10 people watching ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you work in a Christmas cracker factory?

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Why are us males with small cocks like floor tiles ?

Because once a woman has layed us they can walk all over us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol yeah

The night before Xmas throughout the house,

we were all fucked,

even the mouse.

Dad at the brothel,

mum with uncle Frank,

I'd settled down

for a nice slow wank.

Outside the house

I heard a right clatter,

I let go of my cock

to see what was the matter.

Out on the lawn

I saw a big dick,

I knew right away

It was old St Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.

The big fat fucker,

I think he fell.

He filled all our stockings with sweets and beer,

and a big rubber cock

for my brother, the queer.

He rose up the chimney

with a thunderous fart,

the big fat cunt

blew the house apart.

He swore and he cursed

as he rode out of sight,

Shouting,I'll be back ne

xt year, have a hell of a night.

Merry Xmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol yeah

The night before Xmas throughout the house,

we were all fucked,

even the mouse.

Dad at the brothel,

mum with uncle Frank,

I'd settled down

for a nice slow wank.

Outside the house

I heard a right clatter,

I let go of my cock

to see what was the matter.

Out on the lawn

I saw a big dick,

I knew right away

It was old St Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.

The big fat fucker,

I think he fell.

He filled all our stockings with sweets and beer,

and a big rubber cock

for my brother, the queer.

He rose up the chimney

with a thunderous fart,

the big fat cunt

blew the house apart.

He swore and he cursed

as he rode out of sight,

Shouting,I'll be back ne

xt year, have a hell of a night.

Merry Xmas.

"
This made me really laugh thank you (Kat) xx

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