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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Makes Everything Better.

Just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes Everything Better.

Just sayin'

you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any bacon *cries*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Nor do I, can I have ham instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes Everything Better.

Just sayin'

I have a papercut, will it stop it bleeding....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have any bacon *cries*"

Then get off your tushie and get some!

(And some bacon too!)

It must be British bacon though- support our farmers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nor do I, can I have ham instead?"

We should have a bacon-matching thing- to provide those without any from those that have loads!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Makes Everything Better.

Just sayin'

I have a papercut, will it stop it bleeding....

Yes- attach it with Superglue?

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams

I don't have any in! And my cretin of a child has just eaten the last 2 slices of bread leaving me with the crusts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any bacon *cries*

Then get off your tushie and get some!

(And some bacon too!)

It must be British bacon though- support our farmers!"

But my bed is so warm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any in! And my cretin of a child has just eaten the last 2 slices of bread leaving me with the crusts!"

Cretin

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By *havedballsMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

It needs to be smoked back bacon and cooked in the pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes Everything Better.

Just sayin'

I have a papercut, will it stop it bleeding....

Yes- attach it with Superglue?

Wow thanks, I'll give it a go...

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

You're bacon me crazy

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By *havedballsMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Red or Brown sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bacon is over rated.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Nor do I, can I have ham instead?

We should have a bacon-matching thing- to provide those without any from those that have loads!

I prefer sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have bread....and one egg....no bacon...n now I want bacon

always want what I can't have

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't have any in! And my cretin of a child has just eaten the last 2 slices of bread leaving me with the crusts!"

Mine has had to forego cereal as I stole the last of the milk do coffee

Karma kids karma

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By *havedballsMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

your bed or bacon? decisions, decisions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waaaaahhh me want bacon too...but none in my fridge either...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Makes Everything Better.

Just sayin'

Tell that to the pig...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Just had a full English now I'm full.

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams

"I don't have any in! And my cretin of a child has just eaten the last 2 slices of bread leaving me with the crusts!

Mine has had to forego cereal as I stole the last of the milk do coffee

Karma kids karma "

Mwahahahaha!

(The other 2 are having biscuits for breakfast atm - I'm such a good mum!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mackin bacon on the beach.

https://youtu.be/AgQaaXgyWec

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't have any in! And my cretin of a child has just eaten the last 2 slices of bread leaving me with the crusts!

Mine has had to forego cereal as I stole the last of the milk do coffee

Karma kids karma

Mwahahahaha!

(The other 2 are having biscuits for breakfast atm - I'm such a good mum!)"

It's Sunday breakfast free for all. I'll find them hanging upside down eating smarties for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to a full English in a while when the lady wakes up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning after the first xmas party and I am running late for football this morning!! No time for bacon and I'm slurping coffee on the go!

But bacon sarnies would soooo make it better!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Morning after the first xmas party and I am running late for football this morning!! No time for bacon and I'm slurping coffee on the go!

But bacon sarnies would soooo make it better!"

Sport on a Sunday morning? The world has gone mad. I'll stay in bed with my coffee listening to the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning after the first xmas party and I am running late for football this morning!! No time for bacon and I'm slurping coffee on the go!

But bacon sarnies would soooo make it better!

Sport on a Sunday morning? The world has gone mad. I'll stay in bed with my coffee listening to the radio

What are you doing awake already?! How can you be so alive on so little sleep?!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Morning after the first xmas party and I am running late for football this morning!! No time for bacon and I'm slurping coffee on the go!

But bacon sarnies would soooo make it better!

Sport on a Sunday morning? The world has gone mad. I'll stay in bed with my coffee listening to the radio

What are you doing awake already?! How can you be so alive on so little sleep?!!

Ah, you know me fella I don't need sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking forward to a full English in a while when the lady wakes up"

Why don't you go and make it for her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes Everything Better.

Just sayin'

Smoked steak bacon is the best. Morrisons do a Chesnut smoked bacon in their Speciality range, which is epic.

Ps. See you soon to smash your back doors in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes Everything Better.

Just sayin'

AMEN sista,praise be to the bacon gods the fabulous flying pigs for bestowing such a beautiful bounty upon us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No comment.

Sorry fella- there really is no comparison!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for the pig

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Bacon oooooh yes

We don't fry or grille, we put it in the oven and bake for 15 mins retains flavour having one this morning with a poached egg on wholemeal toast, revolutionary with no sauce just smell it !

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just had sex followed by bacon sarnies .

Life doesn't get much better

MrB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not for the pig

What have pigs got to do with bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also, i'm Christian. it's against my religion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not for the pig

What have pigs got to do with bacon?

I'm sure if you plant one you grow a bacon tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No comment.

Sorry fella- there really is no comparison!"

I'll just take your word for it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No comment.

Sorry fella- there really is no comparison!

I'll just take your word for it "

Shall we have eggs?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Prefer avocado. Leave the little piggies to run and play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bacon is over rated.

Admin? Admin? You've let a nutter in.

Someone get him his pills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not for the pig

What have pigs got to do with bacon?

I'm sure if you plant one you grow a bacon tree

Do you plant it head or feet first?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Makes Everything Better.

Just sayin'

Now I want a bacon butty!!

Anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes Everything Better.

Just sayin'

Now I want a bacon butty!!

Anyone??

Yes please. Brown sauce and seeded bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer avocado. Leave the little piggies to run and play

Agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not for the pig

What have pigs got to do with bacon?

I'm sure if you plant one you grow a bacon tree

Do you plant it head or feet first? "

Head first.. isn't bacon from the rear end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sandwich on the go now. Damn you all, I was going to have a green smoothie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not for the pig

What have pigs got to do with bacon?

I'm sure if you plant one you grow a bacon tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says………

“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.”

“Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. ”

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon …. Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

“Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.”

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

“Pepe… Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!”

“Luis, Luis MI amigo… What ees it? ”

“Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees a ham bush….”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish. I've given them bacon, eaten my own and I'm still stressed

They go home soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bacon is over rated.

Admin? Admin? You've let a nutter in.

Someone get him his pills"

what can i say..i just don't buy into it. smells good but ultimately is always disappointing when eaten. tried cheap stuff, tried posh stuff, the whole lot can go in room 101 for me

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Makes Everything Better.

Just sayin'

Now I want a bacon butty!!

Anyone??

Yes please. Brown sauce and seeded bread.

Noooo! You're supposed to bring Meeeee one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sandwich on the go now. Damn you all, I was going to have a green smoothie."

Eat it, then run around the block. The hdls will sort out the ldls if you're lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No comment.

Sorry fella- there really is no comparison!

I'll just take your word for it

Shall we have eggs?"

Shakshouka

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"No comment.

Sorry fella- there really is no comparison!

I'll just take your word for it

Shall we have eggs?

Shakshouka"

Bless you!

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

Just had bacon and sausage sandwich

Yumminess

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Red or Brown sauce?"

Both!!!

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

"Red or Brown sauce?

Both!!!

No sauce at all.

tm Danny Baker

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No comment.

Sorry fella- there really is no comparison!

I'll just take your word for it

Shall we have eggs?

Shakshouka"

Yes! Crack on

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hmm, nearly time for Sunday brunch!

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